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Why dont you just do a simple chicken and beef soup with Sugi? Thats my first recipe which my bf had taught me to cook which his mother had first taught him to cook

I am in a rush right now so I cannot explain to you how to cook but do let me know if u are interested and I will type it out for you. Thanks

Just say it and we all will know

LMAO! No mind him oo, He ate too much sand flies with marijuana

For guys whom are wearing a Tuxedo or a suite, it should be ok but is it ok if the Bride wears a Black Wedding Dress or the female Guests wear completely black?

The Five Shortest Celebrity Marriages (and Big Celebrity Wedding News)
BRIDEZILLA TM

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds married this weekend in a small private wedding outside Vancouver, British Columbia. When previously asked about her engagement, Scarlett told reporters , "I mean, I'm 23. There's no reason to rush into it. Everything feels very natural and relaxed." Come again, Scarlett?

Truthfully, we are a little disappointed in Scarlett. All we wanted was to see her walk down the aisle in a vintage Valentino gown. Is that too much to ask? And we had her pegged as a bridezilla!

These days, it seems that celebrities prefer lackluster to lavish. No paparazzi. No castles. No helicopters. Yawn. For the love of bridezilla, please give us a glimpse of your gown or flowers or something. Your entire career was spent in the public eye and now you want a private moment - please.

What are the odds that Scarlett's marriage outlasts the other celebrity marriages? She's young, beautiful, and a major star - with these characteristics, it's not looking good. Convinced she'll stay married until those golden locks turn gray? Maybe our list of the shortest celebrity marriages will change your mind.

Britney Spears and Jason Alexander - When Britney was in her hey-day, everyone wanted to see her walk down the aisle. And some of us, admittedly, wanted to see her marry Justin Timberlake. Instead, she eloped with a no-name (Jason Alexander) in Vegas and stayed married for a whopping 2 days and seven hours. Bridezilla hint: impulsively buying chocolate ice cream is fine, impulsively picking a partner for life is not. Total time married: 2 days and seven hours.

Jennifer Lopez and Chris Judd - When it comes to short marriages, she's a repeat offender. Her first marriage to Chris Judd lasted eight months (the average time it takes bridezilla to plan her wedding) and her second marriage to Ojani Noa lasted just over one year. Don't forget about her brief engagement to Ben Affleck - otherwise known as pink-diamond gate, 2002. But J-Lo changed her ways and she happily settled down with husband Marc Anthony and twins. Bridezilla hint: sometimes the third time is a charm. Total time married: 8 months.

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock - Another repeat offender. Pamela Anderson, the queen of rocky marriages to rock stars. We all remember her marriage (and those tattoo wedding rings) to (shudder) Tommy Lee. Her wedding to Kid Rock took place on a yacht near St. Tropez in the French Riviera. According to People.com, she donned a white string bikini. But their marriage at sea wasn't considered legal because St. Tropez requires a one-month residency before you tie the knot. The couple re-married later in Beverly Hills. Bridezilla hint: if you're planning a destination wedding, check out the marriage license requirements before you get on the plane. And no bride should walk down the aisle in a bikini, not even Pamela Anderson. Total time married: 2 months.

Cher and Gregg Allman - Bridezillas, be weary of spontaneous Vegas weddings. Three days after her divorce from Sonny Bono, Cher and Gregg Allman flew to Vegas and wed. However, she filed for divorce in a little over a week, citing his drug addiction as the problem. Bridezilla hint: get to know the man before you marry him. Total time married: 9 days.

Rudolph Valentino and Jean Acker - No one is completely sure, but this 1920's celebrity marriage might beat Britney's as the shortest of all time. After only six hours, Jean Acker locked Valentino out of the honeymoon suite. He left his bride at the hotel and headed home. Bridezilla hint: if you kick him out on your first day as a married couple, don't expect him to come back. The couple split in 1919 but didn't file a divorce until 1922. Total time married: 6 hours.

LMAO!!!

Originally I was suppose to give you a present of me painting my body in Louis Vuitton design but since you've been a bad BAD boy, no present for you. I will now head to the shower.

Im cool too. WHere have u been dear?

baybbootz:
r u serious
am coming there in january 4 school, n i dnt knw wat 2 xpect n am 2 lazy 2 googled country, can you give me more info, lyk wat 2 xpect concerning weather, cost of feeding,social life, n nyfing else u wud find necesary, thank u

Cost of studies = RM50,000.00 (Coz u will want to consider printing charges for school projects, internet, books, stationeries, laptop, laptop maintenance and repair)
Accommodation = RM1000 - 1500 per month
Electric and water bills = RM300 per month
Internet bill = RM200 per month
Television bill = RM150 per month
Food supplies = RM800 per month
Others (Toiletries, care products) = RM200 per month
Social life (Mainly clubbing) = RM600 per month (if you dont drink that much)
Handphone reload = RM200 per month
Transportation = RM600 per month - Public (The public transportation here sucks. The bus and train is always not on time and the taxi will always dupe your money) Most foreignors had to eventually buy their own car and a car cost at least RM15000 (the once being pulled from the bank but if you could find them, you are very lucky) otherwise you would have to buy the market price. . . Minimum Rm30,000.00 and above.

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If you can afford all of this every single month without having to depend on getting a job here (every foreignors will never ever get a job here cause the locvals here will not hire you, am very sure of that) than, u can come here.

Things which you must be aware of:-
1) You will find it hard conversing with the locals cause they dont usually understand Nigerian slang when speaking in ENglish or they simply can't speak in ENglish. Most Malaysian can't speak anyways.

2) To most Malaysians, black are bad and do not be shock with the racist issue going on here. E.g.: When you go into a bus, u will see some people covering their nose.

3) The culture here is almost the same like Nigeria but Malaysians are unaware of it. E.g.: Traditional Costumes, the food is almost there, the weather somehow the same. . .

4) If you have money, anything is possible in Malaysia but if you dont have money, everything is like shit.

So far thats all I can remember.

Please do not go to Malaysia to study! U are speaking to a Malaysian citizen. I know what is wrong with my country!

Come here and let mami spank ya!

Hey Pat and SwitD How you doin? Been missin u.

~smurf:
sure why not, if i get as drunk a s a sailor?
and high, like the hippies back in the seventies, i could take a shot at it!

LOL! Yeah thats right


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For me personally I dont like a wedding loike this. It kinda feels like u are are going through a one night stand.  

okeey:
people use d presents giving to d couples to harm dere family,as 4 me i dont give presents to couple but i perfer to handle a particular thing and use my money to do it,but i dont know about others.

1) What do you mean by use the presents to harm their family

2) In what way you handle a particular thing using your money to do it? I dont quite understand. Please give examples.

tubabie:
Gabry are you not supposed to be on Probation?
You have to LEAVE the court room now!
You will be back when the Judge checks to see if you kept to all the terms of your punishment and declares that you can come back.

ok ooo

U sure with your big foot you fit run?

Romade Romsky is a

LOL LOL! See insults!

Pardner, your name does wonders.

Now Now TheSeeker. . . na2day was only joking am sure of it as I have always said it. na2day is a natural menace!

u going to DC? Road trip? Ohhh. . Im so jelous! I wanna come too!!!! Please!! bring me along. i promise Ill be good and Ill be quiet! Pleasee

posakosa:
1. My Short term goal is to finish school: yet he doesn't attend school

2. My long term goal is to become a millionaire: yet he doesn't have a job or a business

3. I'm looking for monogamy: yet he has two girlfriends and one finance

4. I like you a lot: yet he doesn't give a shyt


The question should be "How to spot a good liar"

LMAO!!!

ive seen many intrnet relationship works. So yeah , it is possible

na waa!

patwhizkid:
I guez itz for himself, not me!

Common now. D koko mansion is a very free giving place. He has included you in his list. 

Phemour:
Dbanj
Pat, Swit D and I

Choose one?

No be [b]D[/b]banj. Its [b]P[/b]banj!   

And who u ask to choose? 

Name: DONKEY DONNIE

Sex: MALE

Date of Birth: 22 DECEMBER 2008

Species: DONKEY

History: Went to Hong Kong Disneyland for Christmas together with my mom and dad, brother and his fiance Christin, my sister and her fiance Frezer (but now its her husband. Christin and I were walking around the Disney Shop and she was asking me what cartoon character do I really really like among all of the Disney characters and I told her its Eeyore The Donkey from Winnie the Pooh and Piglet the Pig from Winnie the Pooh. Than I was walking another side and she was browsing another area. When we both got back to the room, she handed me a bag and she told me that that was an early Christmas Present from her. I open the bag and saw Eeyore the Christmas Donkey but I have decided to call him Donkey

People are giving $$$. How about you Epi?

VUITTON!!!!!

Epi:
@poster

And why only virgins deserves white weddingss when it was Queen Victoria who introduced the white dress/white wedding as a symbol of wealth. I'm sure QV wasn't a virgin, only god knows how many guards she slept with

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_dress

Heheheh! History freak!

190:
LETTER OF APOLOGY TO GABRY

To whom it may concern,
I,190 would like to make this open declaration that i am sorry for the way i branded you
a ghost in all my previous messages and i un-intentionally never meant to address asians
as ugly motherfucker.s but i am a really secret admirer of asians and was really your friend before now,
i hope my messages strick a cord in your heart and you can retire to bed with your bf instead of trying to
send me rethorical messages which cant hurt a rat, anyway please accept my apology and dont bother to apologise
i would definately try and lay off your back,xtend my greetings 2 your bf,i would be greatful if my aplogy is accepted this time
but your view of africans is definately wrong,we have more peeps who has made more history worldwide than asians,our food better,landscape ideal,great people,great nations,better babes, (which you know) but that wont stop me from apologising to you despite been from a better race,theres this saying that forgiveness is not for the other person but for you, so please 4get everything that happened and you are not in anyway like the Ghost from the Grudge but rather like Beyonce! (hope that makes u happy)

takia urself and
i hope u suck this up

thank u biggie smalls!

190, Your apology has been accepted.

I have apologize earlier on to you and the rest about my immaturity level and my nonsense but now I am apologizing to you again. I misjudge you for the way you joke around. After many people have confronted me saying that that is the way you joke and behave and that I shouldnt take it personally, I know than that what I said was absolutely wrong. Therefore, I will eat up my own words.

After saying those words, its not wrong for people to call me a racist as if I were in their shoes, I would claim myself as a racist as well.

But the thing is if I were a racist, I wouldnt be here since May 2008 (The date which I have registered) up till this day making friends with tons and tons of Nairalanders to begin with.

Im so sorry to hurt your feelings and to spoil your entire day. I wasnt thinking straight and with the way the beefing from others whom have nothing to do with this issue has been going on, it has somehow distracted my emotions but anyways, lets just forget about it. I deeply apologize to you once again. Hope we're cool.

baybbootz:
gabry do u stay in asia or malaysia 2 b precise?

Im a Malaysian citizen and I am born in Malaysia, raise in Malaysia and Breathe Malaysian air

santity100:
You can study in Malaysia and Pay as low as 500 Us Dollars Per Year and Earn an international recognized degree,

500USD per year which is equivallent to RM1600? Are u kidding me? Thats only for your food expenses per month abeg!


Stop Stop Stop all of this lies. . . This is lies. . .

To study in malaysia you need at least 16000USD!