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Awww. . . How nice. Posterm happy 1st born day on nairaland. Celebrate away and dont forget the cake!

origina9ja:
haha remmba dat he-goat that said he cant stop thinking about you
the guy on nairaland _{he is a new memmber}
he said he wants 2 marry you

I dont remember. . .

Pikin with Big Beuatiful EYes

Whats going on here?

Ben. . . Abeg! No vex at me oo. . . You have dumped me like for soooo long and suddenly you have decided to come back and accuse me. . . Im so sad. . .

This is what friends on NL are for. Their the most loving people on earth. May God always bless them with happiness.

Unusual Wedding Venues

Posted by kate on Thursday, August 6, 2009

If you’ve never considered yourselves to be a conventional couple, check out our list of top alternative wedding venues in the U.K. Some are fun and quirky, some are downright odd.

The Gherkin

Boasting the best views over the city of London, The Gherkin is the capital’s most iconic modern building. The London landmark also offers a very high standard of hospitality with some the biggest companies choosing it as the venue for their lavish parties. The Gherkin can be seen for miles around so your guests certainly won’t have any difficulty finding your wedding venue.

A Cave

Wookey Hole in Somerset, who recently appointed a new resident witch, offer couples the opportunity to exchange their vows deep underground in one of their spooky caves. There are a selection of caves to choose from, the largest can accommodate 120 guests, all of which are fully licensed for civil ceremonies.

A lighthouse

West Usk Lighthouse is situated halfway between Newport and Cardiff in South Wales. The lighthouse is privately owned and has been restored to a very high standard with a hot tub, four-poster beds, an exquisite spiral staircase and a beautiful roof garden with views across the Severn Estuary. Your ceremony can be conducted on top of the lighthouse in the open air. The building is steeped in history being over 180 years old and grade ll listed; keeps your eyes peeled as many of the local farmers have spotted UFO’s in the area.

Editor’s Office

We’re not sure why, but the offer is there. Media enthusiasts (if there is such a thing) can choose to commit themselves to each other in the Editor of The Daily Mirror’s office in Canary Wharf, London. Aaah, the romance! If you’re a busy career couple, this maybe the perfect venue as you can tie the knot during your lunch break; even better if you happen to work at The Daily Mirror.

Theatre

It’s expected that the newlyweds are the centre of attention on their big day, however privately owned Clonter Opera Theatre in Cheshire offers couples the opportunity to wed live on stage. They have a selection of 5 separate reception rooms to choose for your reception. The theatre enjoys an idyllic setting surrounded by bluebells woods and lush parkland.

London Eye

Climb aboard your own private capsule with your family and friends and hold tight. A full revolution takes half an hour and by the time you’ve reached the highest point of the wheel 135 metres above the city, you’ll be married. If you choose the Platinum Package you’ll also be treated to a complementary ride on the Eye to celebrate your fist wedding anniversary.


Absolut Ice Bar


Set in the heart of London this sub zero venue will certainly give your guests an occasion to remember. The aisle is constructed out of the purest ice harvested from a river in Sweden. This bar is far from being a novelty venue as they also offer a very high standard of catering courtesy of their award winning chefs.

Wheres my loff

ehmmm. . . . Hubby, Im not that happy with your assessment

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

Give it a Pound,

Lock it Down,

Break the Pickle,

And Tickle Tickle!

Swit D Im back on nairaland and I am no more vexing with some people here therefore u can come back!!! U promise me!!!

I would like to eat the meat of all of the people above me especially Vuitton's. YUM!!!

Good information there.

Yo Yo Yo
Ho Ho Ho
Mo Mo Mo
Do Do Do

For me I would masturbathe infront of him and suck his d*ick good and see whether he wants sex or not!!! SOME GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY MAKING MAMA NGOZI PISS FOR HIA! HMM!

Is the voting over? Who won?

Is the voting over? Who won?

Obama celebrates 48th birthday

President Barack Obama, marking his 48th birthday, takes a break from his official duties to bring birthday greetings to veteran White House reporter Helen Thomas, left, who shares the same birthday and turns 89, Tuesday, Aug. 4, 2009, in the White House Press Briefing Room in Washington. Helen Thomas has covered every president since John F. Kennedy. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

Utah paper rejects same-sex wedding announcement
Associated Press


By JENNIFER DOBNER, Associated Press Writer – Thu Aug 13, 3:34 pm ET

SALT LAKE CITY – A southern Utah newspaper has rejected a gay California couple's wedding announcement, saying its policy is to publish announcements only for marriages legal under Utah law.

The Spectrum in St. George initially accepted a paid wedding announcement for Tyler Barrick and Spencer Jones last week, but then changed course, Jones said. The San Francisco couple were legally married June 17, 2008. They wanted the announcement printed in Jones' hometown paper ahead of a family party next week.

Jones, 30, said he initially agreed to the paper's request that the announcement run without a photo, after a clerk told him the publisher feared the picture might make readers uncomfortable. Then Jones changed his mind and appealed to publisher Donnie Welch, asking him to reconsider.

"After all, our marriage is just as real and legal and entitled to celebration as any of the others that are announced each week in the pages of The Spectrum," Jones, 30, wrote in an e-mail to Welch.

"This simply is not true," Welch replied in an Aug. 10 e-mail, a copy of which the couple provided to The Associated Press. "While that may be the case in some states it is not the case in the state of Utah. As our policy is to run marriage announcements recognized by Utah law, I have made the decision not to run the announcement."

A telephone message seeking comment from Welch was not immediately returned Thursday. The Spectrum is owned by Gannett Co. A message left at Gannett's corporate offices in McLean, Va., was not immediately returned.

As more states move to legalize gay marriage, newspapers across the country are faced with similar decisions. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, which conducts telephone surveys every two years, says more than 1,000 papers have policies allowing same-sex wedding and engagement announcements.

The Salt Lake Tribune, owned by MediaNews Group Inc., has accepted Jones and Barrick's announcement and will run it Saturday.

In 2008, The Spectrum was included on GLAAD's list of "inclusive newspapers."

A GLAAD representative contacted Welch on Wednesday, but wasn't able to change the publisher's mind, said Rashad Robinson, the organization's senior director of media programs. Robinson said GLAAD has also contacted Gannett to express its concern.

"At the end of the day, this is not about their editorial pages or the opinions of their columnists," Robinson said. "This is about the celebration pages reflecting the community, and a community is going to have people from many very different walks of life. We are diminished if our stories are put aside."

On Thursday, GLAAD posted a message on its Web site asking supporters to contact the paper to express concerns. Robinson also said GLAAD plans to contact Spectrum advertisers, many of whom have long-standing nondiscrimination policies.

"So the question is, do these advertisers, who have a long track record of diversity, want to be lumped in with a business decision that falls down on the side of inequality?" Robinson asked.

The California Supreme Court made same-sex marriage legal in the state in June 2008, not long before Barrick and Jones wed. Less than five months later, California voters approved Proposition 8, a ballot initiative to ban gay marriage. In May, the court upheld the ban, but also ruled that gay couples who wed before the ban took effect would remain legally married.

Gay marriage is banned in Utah.

Jones, a Utah native, and Barrick, 28, were both raised as members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The Salt Lake City-based Mormon church is opposed to gay marriage and called on its members last year to give time and money to the campaign to pass California's Proposition 8.

"I've thought a lot about the gay and lesbian kids who are surely all over the place in southern Utah, and maybe it's gratuitous on my part, but they need to see this announcement in the paper," he said. "When I was a kid , I would have loved to have seen a picture of two guys having their life together celebrated in the paper."

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So everytime u go visit www.weddingsmalaysia.com            always:-

Step 1: Look at your left side and scroll down SLOWLY

Step 2: Look at "MY WEDDING TOOLS" Theres a picture of two rings there.

Step 3: Its says Click here          so please click the word here using your mouse

But this time you do Log in to your ID and password

Step 4: The site will bring you to a page called My Wedding Tools

Step 5: If you would like to know on how to use the functions of the site, you click on online tutorial

but just for your general knowledge

RSVP Configuration is actually for your invited guest. Those guest which you have invited, you type in their names in there and each guest you key in would have a code. If your guest wanted to confirm their attendance with you via online, they could do so by using the code. Not many people prefer this because to even give and arrange codes to each guest is a hectic and confusing work so I would not suggest this.

Wedding Budget is to setup how much budget do you want to spend for your wedding. If you click on Wedding Budget, it will indicate all of the wedding details for you so you wont left anything out when it comes to wedding details as budgeting is very vital!

And finally you have your Brides Checklist and Grooms Checlist. They are many things which the bride or the groom might simply forget so click on both checklist and everything is there so you wont foreget anything.


As for suppliers or wedding favours/caterers/food and beverage/decoraters/photographers, if you are in Malaysia, I am able to help out but if you are in another country, am sorry ooo. . . I dont know anything about that but if anyone does, just post a thread in this section. Thank you.

Weddings are one of the toughest celebration ever because alot of details have to be thought of!!! Well, unless if you want a bushland wedding than its okay oooo. . . Anyway! For those of you whom wanted to plan a wedding but dont know how to go about it and you are afraid that you might miss our on alot of things. Am here to help so no sweat aight?


Anyways, for those first timers learning to even organize a wedding, I would like you to follow simple basic instructions.

Step 1: Visit www.weddingsmalaysia.com This website is what I use when it was my first time organizing a wedding function for people and it has helped me alot.

Step 2: Look at your left side and scroll down SLOWLY

Step 3: Look at "MY WEDDING TOOLS" Theres a picture of two rings there. Did you see it? Am sure you do!

Step 4: Its says Click here so please click the word here using your mouse

Step 5: Click JOIN NOW

Step 6: Register in. Dont worry, its for free and all the tools there is for free. Some of you might feel intimidated because its a Malaysian website but not to worry, all naitonalities are welcome!

Step 7: It will tell you to varify your application via email so please signed in to your email address and verify your account.

PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR ID AND PASSWORD

Step 8: From your email address, once you have verified your account, you will have to log in by typing your ID and password

Congratulations! U are one step towards organizing your dream wedding!