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Poster, if I were your wife, I wont be having sex with you either!

cause the simple thing is that if I have sex, I need to moan out loud and it will be embbarrasing for your brother to hear m so I can understand your wives situation.

Well, its eithershe dont make any sound (at least try not to) or you both go to a cheap hotel and o it for a few hours or your brother move out

Ive always had my pics in my profile.

I clearly said dont come here. . .

Everything is considered expensive here.

Education at least RM30,000.00

Accommodation at least RM1500.00 per month

Food and beverage RM1000.00 a month

Electric and Water bill RM500 a month

Transportation RM500.00 a month

Phone Bills RM100.00 a mmonth

Internet RM200 a month

TV RM200 a month

toiletries and other expenses RM400 - 800 a month (depending on how spoil u are)

And with all thse bills, do NOT EXPECT TO EVENT GET A JOB HERE because you will NEVER GET A JOB HERE.

The people are racist, they hjate people whom are not Muslims, they hate people with a darker skin tone colour,


JUST PLEASSSS!!! DONT COME HERE EVR EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!

U gotta admit it Affi. In most situations the elders have tasted salt more than us so we need to consider their thoughts

Affi, we are suppose to respect the elders.

Tonim, dont judge what you dont know.

Why

Lets say theres this big thing going on and your fiance propose to you infront of all of your family and friends and then he kneels down infront of you and pop the question, "baby, may you marry me?"

And than you screamed with joy and said "YES! YES! YESSSS!!!!!!"


And all of the sudden, he took out the ring and wear it on your finger and the ring looks soo damn wogly! It was so wogly that you actually felt embarrass to wear it in public!

What will you do? Will you tell him?

dgreatrock:
;d ;d ;d

candylips:

ohh common. . . Why you guys dey make all this faces?

faakay:
Never a Chinko oo!!

But u are in Chinko land now. . .


So is it an Oyinbo than

Plat , Whether you like it or not. U are still ma twinny and that is final. U cannot just abandoned me like that!

DONT STUDY IN MALAYSIA FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

U have not made your pick naaa

Wow! Finally uve replied after a long time. . . Where did you go?

I like her liveliness here

Oh Gosh! I have to prepare lik 3 sets of diff breakfast today. . . This is absurd. . . Rice porridge with century eggs and ginger for my sister, braised noodles with soya sauce and shrimps for my parents and the rest eats toast, beans, bacon, sausages and eggs and even eggs I have to do a sunny side up, scrambled and cheese omelette. . .

na waaa ooo. . .    

faakay:
Would YOu be my Queen of my Zangga! She so attractive no be lie!  She is affecting I have to come realize!  she is the only girl I want in ma Life! I dey MAGA still dey maintime! My Emotions re ready to love!! Come make we enter the Zanga!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!      

Im Loving this track!!

So ti gbo! So ti gba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

Is it a chinko 

LOL! Just request from Seun to ge ban

Perhaps you would like to explain further about this event further? Do you have a poster or something?

This should be in the forum games section

The best thing is to call up the admin of the college and ask them if you could go for a later intake because for every College, they have different intakes so just go for a later date. Explain to them about your Visa and than tell them that you need to reschedule your intake.

Thats what I did before and its ok by them cause I have paid the deposit fee.

Wedding Day Make-up Advice

Posted by kate on Monday, August 10, 2009

As with most aspects of your wedding, preparation is the key when it comes to flawless make-up on the day. This is not the time to be experimenting with a new look, your wedding make-up should be a polished version of what you’d normally wear. Rehearse your whole make-up regime and take plenty of photos to check you’re happy with the look. With this sensible advice ringing in your ears and some top tips from leading make-up designers to follow, we’ll guide you through your perfect wedding make-up process.

Professional make-up artist v DIY?

If you’re the kind of woman who likes to be in control, relinquishing the power to a make-up artist, no matter how good he/she is, can be challenging. The best solution is to have a run-through in order to iron out any blips before the big day. Ultimately you know your face better than anyone, you look at it every day after all, however a make-up artist will offer that professional touch to your look – plus they’re less likely to have shaky hands!

Some brides would rather invest the money they would have spent on a make-up artist on buying some luxury cosmetics. You’ll still be using that pricey mascara weeks after the wedding when your make-up designer is just a distant memory.

Lipstick

No bride wants to look overdone on their big day, however if you’re too timid with your colours, you risk looking washed out on your photos. Experts recommend using shades of pink, purple or plum on your lips as neutral shades simply won’t show up. You should also invest in a moisturising lipstick to avoid lips drying out and looking cracked over the course of the day. It’s also important to use a lip liner underneath to avoid bleeding and also all over the lip to provide a solid base.

Top Tip: Avoid having lipstick on your teeth by putting your finger in your mouth, touching your front teeth and pulling it out again so the excess lippy rubs off on your finger, not your gnashers.


Skin Brightening

A spot break out on the big day cannot be discounted so it’s best to be prepared. Flawless skin can be faked with the help of a few clever products. A skin highlighter brushed along the tops of your cheekbones and bridge of your nose helps your face come alive and look dewy and fresh. Once your face is complete, it’s worth using a make-up setter over the top to help your look last the distance.

Foundation

If you’ve bought a new one for the big day, wear in before hand to make sure it is the right shade and offers the correct amount of coverage. If your dress is low cut, it’s also worth covering your chest in a thin layer of foundation so you’re body and face match perfectly in the all important photos.


Cheek Stain

Sometimes the blushing bride needs to give nature a helping hand. Rosy cheeks are a sign of youth and vitality, an image every bride wants to project. Bear in mind the colours in your dress and opt for either a peachy or pink hue depending upon your skin tone. Cheek stains will last longer than traditional blusher however, apply sparingly as it’s powerful stuff!

Eye Lash Curlers

For that wide-eyed look and to keep your lashes open for the whole day, it’s best to use a heat assisted eye lash curler. These are pretty inexpensive and will really add to your overall look.

Blotting Tissues

A handbag staple for your wedding day – fight the sheen with these handy little tissues.

Waterproof mascara

Emotions are running high, but that doesn’t mean your mascara has to follow suit. Avoid black tear-stained cheeks by investing in a high quality waterproof mascara; you may want to share it around your bridal party to avoid having panda eyed bridesmaids.

If I wanna loose weight I just dont eat rice and my weight will drop drastically like mad without even having to go for an exercise but I hate being slim and I prefer to be meaty a little

How can I not like her? Ok Maybe just one thing, I dont like her for putting small pictues on her FB that I cannot see so well.

I didnt know ure an Arsenal Fan

Ooo, . Congratulations on your 1000 post ooo. . .


Nextstep, 10000 post

O Hail Your Lord Highness!