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platinumnk:
Yay!!!!

I love u all my MAY Friends!!!

My BF- May 5

My Sister May 11

[size=20pt]MINE- MAY 12!!![/size]

Hey to all my bmates here: Gabrywyl, Olugbon01, Shilling

Not forgetting webprince Twinny. He is born on May 12 as well

Ahahaha! See jelousy in da makin! White, u seriously know how to make da ladies go wild for u. What syour secret? U have 16 pac abi? 

whitelexi:
who is mr red again?? the monthly visitor?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, thank God i'm a guy sha

White. . . Yo momma has it naa and she born you. What do you mean by ewww.      Behave yourself young man  

My bf always kiss me with his tongue in the early morning before I brush my teeth. IMAGINE!!!

As much as I tell him not to he still insisted. I thank God he doesnt have bad breath but I dont know what he thinks of me but he does it everytime. . .

Mr Red! Im warning u! Stop playing a fool out of my belly or else I will mock your motha! FOOL!

EPIIII!!!! LOL! Its funny ooo the way you vex. Tell me who is the chicken kebab and I will toss dat bafoon like a salad!

Kelvin. . . U dont understand oo. . . I suddenly feel that the reason why he left its because of me. Like I feel like ive done something wrong. . .

Ohh ok. No problem. anytime dear.

Yes now. of course Im an Asian.

Are are u beefin me? I told u ooo. . . Read Page 1. I have never agreed to her naaa. Did you se any signs of me agreeing to her ehn?

Pat, truth be told I have never had any pains in my life not untill I met my bf. but even with that I only have cramps like 3 times a year. Its still not that bad and u know, with cramps, your bf really treats u like his baby. He would hug u when u are in pain, he would kiss u and show that cute sympathy look and make u smile and feel all better deep inside, he would kiss your belly and scold Mr red for u. Its all so sweet

Seun, if you say so but I dont see my post as a harm towards your forum. Pleaseee. Am trying to help out a friend here. Why are u doing this?

Kelvinj:
@gabry
sori abt mr. red, heard he visits only ladies is dat true? & dat wen he visits, he cums wit a red candle dat burns 4 5days & during d burning or even b4 he visits d host should avoid sweet stuffs ice creams, juice, ? Is dat true

Well. . . 26 years living on this earth, to be honest Ive never felt a single pain when Mr red came not untill the day I met my bf. . . Suddenly its paining me but not every month. Just like maybe 3 times a year. . . Im lucky. Most females get pains every month. Yes, it flows like 4 days to a week in a month. Mine is a week. Last time when I eat ice cream and sugary stuff, I dont feel anything but now Im not allowed to any suagry stuff, tea and any cooling things like watermelon, green beans, barley. . . These will kill me. .

patwhizkid:
Roflmcao. . .gabry, i still don't have mr. red o, and i am very happy cos i heard it is painful.

Are u really really serious? Common. . . Please be serious. . .

debest1:
Ok gals, this talk of Mr. Red is putting me off my brekkie, so pls can we switch topic,

Am sorry but as a guy you should know these things cause your wife have it.

Im quitting from this club cause I finally find out that Im normal!   

White, I wasnt referring to you oo. I was referrin to Emeralbee. If you read the first page, you will understand. I told her that you are not interested with her and that u are married thats why now that you have confirmed it, I told her Told Ya!

Pat, you at that age you still dont have Mr Red? Are u sure? I have Mr Red at age 13 ooo. How is that possible?

debest1, Nahhh. . . I never loose my temper. Infact, I always dont get cramps or hardly get cramps. Just this time I have been stubborn and did not listen to what my bf said so now I have to face the consequences.

SEFAGO:
Anyways, this is inteersting because i got to skul in the US. Well i think asians are pretty but i find everyone pretty, I am sure if i see a green girl i wuld find her pretty sha as long as she is human

LOL! U are funny!!!

SEFAGO:
I think the most painful part of reading this- i was reading Gabry's post abt malaysians discrimination to africans- is that they make it difficult for africans to live in malaysia. Because asians set up shot in naija, open business in naija and won't let us reciprocate. Anyways let me keep working to become finance minister in naija- so that i can pull an Idi Amin on all the chinese companies and send them away, they are not helping naija develop anyways (making note in diary). Man instead of us developing naija so that asians would want to come here and we can terrorise them too.

Im so sorry to make u feel in pain and I wish I did not have to do so but I just wanna warn those whom are still safe and did not travel to malaysia to please dont come here. My house is filled with Nigerians and I dont know how many more can my bf and I take. I love having Nigerians around cause they ligfht up the house with their hyperactiveness and their energetic spirit! but its sad when they come here hoping to make their life better compared to them when they were in their country but in the end, they find nothing here. So I am just trying to warn you guys and hope you guys wont repeat the same mistake like your fellow brothers and sisters.

Its true, alot of Asians love Oyinbos. As for me, I like Oyinbo as well but Im not attracted to them. I seriously dont know why,. Im trying to figure it out till this date and I still dont know why.

Anyways. . . yes, to an Asian, if you have an Oyinbo BF, its like they can show off to the world. Still, I dont see that as anything but they feel so so dont mind them.

fuke:
Gabry, you are too much. God less but i have not gotten the lead to my IQ book. Do you have any leads ?

What do you mean

xqwysyte:
Girl, Since When??

Even if y'all married.u gonna av to get divorced cos i dont share.

The problem is that Crackles do not want having 2 wives and he is in my house right nowcalling me his sexy wifey

Pat my darling dear. . . . Mr Red is killing me!! My bf vex at me. . . He told me not to eat ice cream but I did the night before I got Mr Red and now Im paying the consequences. I feel like Im going to give birth to 5 kids at one go!!

debest1:
True, but you see the problem with women is that they go all out to hide the spots and acne with layers and layers of make-up, then when you wake up with the same woman in the morning , its like you are with a total stranger, or worse still a Masquerade

Some women right? Cause I dont do thick makeup and if I could I dont do makeup at all just that my work place requires all females to wear makeup. is that even fair?

I dont have a skin problem so I dont see why should I even do so?  

Efficacy_c,

The only question you ask yourself is do you really love him? If you really do, than go for it! At times, when you want to have happiness, you really have to work your way up for it despite what happens.

The other day I was in church and a pastor was telling me about his love life. He told me that in his life, he respects his wife more than anyone else in the world. When they both were young, he comes from a poor background and his wife comes from a wealthy background. His nwife was the person that bought the house, the car, paid the bills to begin with cause she was in a better position to do so. And than his wife work together with him on a business and now he is running the business with the help of his wife. He said since than, he had always sworn to God that he would never hurt his wife. He would always stay faithful to her and will always love her more than he loved himself. Till this date, they have been married for 32 years. Their children had grown up and had successfull careers and one of their daughter took over the business and he became a pastor.

Let me tell u a story about my aunt. She is an Egyptian woman and she got married to my uncle. We are not blood related but I called them my second parents its because they have really helped my family alot through good and rough times. . . (Long story there due to religion). Anyways, my aunt was in LOndon when she studied for her degree and she met my uncle there. My uncle was basically broke. Anyways, they both fall in love and they got married and she paid for the wedding. And she had to work 3 jobs cause she wanted her husband to get a Masters Degree in Psychology and he did. IMAGINE! She work for his education, she work for the bills, she work for the marriage and she work for the family. That time they had one daughter. And after he graduated, they came back to Malaysia and because of his qualification, he became a General Manager for Shell. But something happen. . . Someone fraud him and he was decalred as bancrupt. Than my aunt had to work once again for the family and soon she told my parents about this and my father now took him as his business consultant. My father and his wife help him cleared up his bancruptcy. By next year his name should be cleared up and he will than be a politician of the country. The next thing he knew is that by next year, he will have alot of money and property and what did he do? He went to a lawyer and put everything under his wife and children's name and none for him its because he really appreciated them and he love his wife to the fullest for being with him through good and rough times.


So my dear, I hope these two stories would inspire you than intoday's modern society, its not the guys fault when he does not make it or when he has no money. At times, we the females have to know when to stomp in our feet and be with our man (thats if we really love and trust and want to have a fuiture with them). Good luck in your future endeavors and may God bless you through the right path of life. Stay bless sweety

Poster, am sory to say this but Mr cRACKLES IS MARRIED TO MOI

Twinny, u are so right. U dont see us girls complaining about these guys when they have a black head or an acne. Shame. . . Shameful. . .

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make
plans.Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he
fits.

I do both depending on the situation


Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's
truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Im the women here


Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize
you hadn't.

Neither. If he calls, than he calls if he doesnt calls, than he doesnt call. I check on myself whether if I have called him or not. Not the other way round


Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time
for personal growth.

Neither. I will just face my faith whatever comes


Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Neither. I dont ignore peoploe. Period. Thats just how Mama Ngozi works


Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home.

WOmen


Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown
women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Im the girl here.



Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging
with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the
'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Im the women here


Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Uhmmm. . . Neither

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate
without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Neither

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.

Im the women here

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection,
ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you
back-and move on, without bitterness.

Women


Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their
male friends.

Neither.


Do not go where the path may lead, go instead, where there is no path and
leave a trail."


WHICH ARE YOU? A Girl or GROWN WOMAN

I dont know. U tell me

na2day?:
u have it all wrong, it is me that is trying to be mad like u, u are already mad 

Why are u taunting me? 

mine is his humour

Ohh common EPi. Show me ya super powers.