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But how come the word agony and aunt is there

She look so beautiful!

Polite

Of course I am


Why does everyone think am joking?

a586

noetic2:
uhmn. , . nairaland romance agony aunt

Now why did you call me that

And since when did I insult you?

Just by calling me LING LING, you are being plain insultive!  Callin someone ling ling is like me calling you a black Nigger. Please mind your language 

IFELEKE:
Watch It Citizen! you don't pre-empt a Judge
I will deliver judgement based on your submissions and be rest assured that it will be fair to the aggrieved.
I will not rule a fellow citizen into slavery for 55years but [b]if you want him as a comp[/b]anion,I'll use my oversight function to fix that

Your excellency. . . I beg thee to not make me sound like a cheap fugly Ho. I want him as my maid and not slave or companion. If I were to choose a companion, I would choose someone with more decency than this maggot!

Nikky23:
I dont believe u. r u not the one with the post "my boyfriend beats me" tht didnt make sense?

No. 1: Please go and read that thread carefully before making accusations

No. 2: That so called bf whom beat me up in Arm Wrestling is still my bf and has been my bf ever since!

No. 3: If you dont know what on earth does Arm Wrestling means, please go and ask someone.

Thank you and have a pleasant day

Go to the dentist and tell them you need to ash your teeth. I do it once in 6 months to get rid of the extra grind and dirt which has causes the teeth to coloured. It will be a little painful but its all worth it.

I dont have an ex but I have stalkers. . . Crazy ones. . .

ok thank you jare. Your excellency, may I suggest that that slowpoke Dyabman should not be summon and jailed but he should also be my house maid in my house for 55 years?!

U make me confuse

Good looking

zenatta:
Thank you for the cornflour cake recipe. I had given up hope thinking no one would help. once again thanks. NL is great for answers

Oh dear. . . Who did you ask for help on this?

I have a better idea. The next time u want to look up for something, you type on your internet browser www.google.com or www.yahoo.com

And than on the Search Engine, you type the things which you seeking for like example since you want to know how to make Cornflour cake you type Corn Flour Cake and click search or press Enter and it will look up for you. Hope i helps.

mohawkchic:
~I love Chocolate Swiss Rolls!!

ME TOO!!! But I love Chocolate Black Forest Swiss Rolls!!!

Romeo4real:
I have already. I no dey waste time, but what about the original naa?

Did your gf do it?
What do you mean by original?

brein:
Never knew u had multiple id's.
Would u be kind enough to throw some lights abou Malaysian dishes and how to make em' (the eatable ones)

Well, what was I suppose to do when I got banned from here and I was bored and I thought I wont get unbanned ever again jor. . .


Right!!! heres a very very very very simple Malaysian Dish!!!


Carrots - Peel of skin and cut to small squares

Peas - the loose ones

Corn - The loose ones

1 Egg

Chicken breast - Cut to small pieces or small chunks

Red Chilli - Slice thinly

Garlic - Chop finely

Onions - Slice thinly

Rice - Boiled em

Soya sauce

White pepper

Corn Oil / Olive Oil / Cooking Oil



How to cook!

1) Heat up wok

2) Pour in Oil

3) When the oil has heated up, pour in chop Garlic and Sliced Onions and stir fried till golden brown

4) Pour in Chicken meat and stir fried till cook

5) Pour in Carrots, peas, corn, Chilli a nd stir together for a few secs

6) Pour in Boiled / Cook rice and stir em

7) Pour some Soya sauce and stir fried and mix em well well

Crack Egg and stir the egg wash into the rice mixture and fry em

9) Put Pepper for seasoning

10) Serve and eat !


Easy right? This is the first dish I leanr when I was 6 years old.


have done one. It looks liek this

I dont know much about this but however, I remember before one of my housemate needed to travel to Japan and he had to go to the Nigerian embassy to get his Visa done to travel through them. Thats what I heard from him. He went there with the right amount of money and the right documentation needed (cause he called them in advance to check what is needed before he went there). He said that he has to apply Visa through there. . . Than he got back home after 3 hours or so with a huge dissapointment on his face.

He told me that the embassy was corrupted and they requested him for more money otherwise they wont get his visa done. I guess maybe its not the Visa but maybe some documentation to able to get the Visa. . . Am not sure. I will check with my other housemates if you want to know and get back to you on that one.

He tried finding a job just to get money but Malaysia do not want to employ anyone from Africa/India/Bangladesh/China/Thailand/etc etc. . . so in the end, he ended up scamming online. He got about 25000USD and he ran off since than to Japan. Thats all I know about it.

Uhmmm. . . Am not sure about South African passports though. . .

a580

morosky:
Hello Gabry.

Hello, How far? 

IFELEKE:
citizen Gabry, you are advised to remain silent until you are called upon for a rebuttal.
Be warned citizen, your fantasies can land you in Jail!

I shall remain silent your excellency but may I just ask you what fantasies are you talking about which could land me in jail       

Ahhh Bullshit!

I have already applied mine jor. See first page with ma beautiful pic. Your turn!

Nahhh. . . I was his motha!

ROMANCE!!!!!

TheSeeker:
Your must have been naturally born to be weak. Accept your fate!

Huh No Im not!!!

C2H5OH:
Dumbass thread. Very

Hallo Mr Alcohol Formula guy, are u aware that am standing here?

Na waaa! are they your relative