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Cause you did not greet my sausage dog Good Morning. . .

Wrong!

Im actually your grandma!

When you said you're hotter than the sun, I honestly thought you'd be some cook meat

1/2 years old

First Im your aunty and now Im your sista. I remembered the last time I was your daughter. Which one I dey be in your Egusi Eyes? 

D1KeleVra:
Amebo Extraordinaire!! Anyhow sha! I dey fine, everythng intact and okay, thanks for ur dearest concern.

Please do invite me for the naming ceremony ooo. . . Ive always wanted to eat cake

Thank you jare

crazykid:
Ah gabw welcome back . Thank God you didn't freeze to death. some guys here on Nairaland would have committied suicide

Hey, says who? Not that bad now.

HUH? In that case, I better launch a campaign called Stalk the Whites, Save the Albino's!!

Oh common now. . . It aint so bad. . . Its just me, Stanley, Baba Sammy, Uncle Kunle, Brotha Mo, Pappyshoes, Dani D, Azo, Hussie, Lomade, Yabbie, Folly Folly, Preety Princesa, Ma baby Arcani, Studio, Showbobo, Monkey Boy, Shola, Clemcy, Cutie Pie Angel, Michael and some other few people listening naaa. . . Its ok oo. . . They no be Amebo. I promise.

He raped you? Really? I hope your asshole no go tear ooo. . . So now you are pregnant?

How you fit know? You have raped him abi?

He should advetise Simon Cowell as his twin brotha cause both got mouth same like a chicken back side

Toilet Paper Producer

Buy a teddy bear or drink cough medicine syrup. I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the taste!!!

1 years old!!!

Hey. . . ho deleted my post?




















Ohhhh. . .ma bad. . . I dreamt I posted that post. heheh!

LMAO!!!

How did you know I be Chinko / Naija Albino

When is this dude above me going to change his location status?!?! I AINT A MOLERAT OOOO. . . . .

honeric01:
You this girl again,

Papa obasanjo don go school, no soup for you, well i might consider you cos i just cooked stew with vegetable and boiled rice to consume it, mind coming to join me? Fish and turkey boku wella

Hey bro, Bawo ni? So wa pa?

Been missing your yeyeness for hia. How's your Val's Day been? Hope its all good your side.

Wapa padi mi. Wapa bobo to le.


@Topic,

Yes, why not. Da dude is cool

So now u cannot get pregnant. . . . .

yes, like you. You both are birds with the same testicles

Azo bro, hows your exam? I hope all has been well with you. How are all your nieces? Hope they no dey cause palava for you?

Hussie, Since when you dey ask about me? I know you were having fun without me around now.

He must be a florist

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Yeah since he is makin Obasanjo Meat Stew for ma dinner

Yes ooo. . . Nahhh. . . da dude dey open car doors for her and la di da la di da. . . Story Story. . . Na waaa oooo. . . . I wonder how long will he be doing that for her sef?

Poster,

I heard and saw on Oprah Winfrey that romantic guys are killers. Becareful.

Ohhh that. Well, cause Im not sure.

dani1luv:
When did you start stammering

Stammering? Wetin you mean?

azoo:
how all una dey. Gab sylve i miss una o. See wetin exam dey cause me. .

Miss you too bros. Where have you been again? And where is that Showbobo?

She's ma role model