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dani1luv:
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gabby are you back to jokes section 4 good _{i hope so}

How come you put the angry face at me?

Jokes section. . . Uhm. . . Well. . . Heheh

So now I be your aunty abi? I must have looked old to you ooo, . . .

Cake? Pele but I accidently ate all of them up cause I was nervous and hungry

Hey, Waddup?   

Hmmm. . . Just drop by to leave  some note on wassup with me. I havent been here much ever since my sister's wedding came up which was on Valentines Day. I honestly forggoten it was Val's Day and my bf just kept quiet untill at night just before we went to bed, he wished me Happy Val's Day and kiss me on the forehead and fell asleep while snoring. . . DAMN. .  The way he snores really. . . I know he is very tired cause the snore reminded me of an animal farm 

Anyways, this Vals day dey kill me ooo. . . It was suppose to be romantic or at least be like any other nights when we sleep. . . (You know now, hugging each other at least even when we are tired). . . Believe it or not. Da dude dey push me off the bed 3 TIMES!!! Na waaa ooo. . .  Than I dey take revenge I tried pushing him down but da dude dey too heavy so I tried pulling all of the blanket away from him so that he would freeze in the middle of the night but he grab hold of the blanket and if I pulled even more, maybe I dey tear the blanket to half!

Than soon he pulled all the blanket for himself.      HMM! I froze at night and I was thinking, this dude dey bully me. I dey vex that I took red marker pen and draw his face! In the morning guess what happen? Yes oo! SURPRISE!!!   

Than after that, I went to school. I started schooling thats why I no fit come in here for a long time. Pele oo. But nice to see you guys anyways. God bless.   

LMAO!

1) I lift up my head and say Wassup - If its people the same age like me or if their Black people Excluding Nigerians and Jamaicans

2) Crunch my fist and do two light box at my chest from a slightly far distance. I come near the person and give a snap handshake and ask the person How far? - If I meet a Nigerian

3) Give a side low high five and said Yo Mann - if I meet a Jamaican

4) Hug the person and give a peck on the cheek - If I meet someone older

5) Wave my hands and said Hi with a BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE on my face to the rest of the people

Ehm Ehm EHm Ehm EHm

1) This is the problem with this stupid freaking Valentine's Day. . . . . Becuas eit existed and its all about LOve on that date, peopl take it sooo seriously since by right for any couples. everyday should be a Valentine's Day and every single day should be treated as a normal day. Thats why people get dissapointed cause they expect for something more on that day sef and when they dont get it, they get sooo dissapointed.

2) Whether if you are busy or not, thats no excuse to not call your hunk just for like one minute just to say Happy Valentine's Day and ask him how is he and tell him how much you love him and la di da ladi da. Text messaging at 4am in the morning is unacceptable do you know that? And if a person is busy, he or she would at least have 1 - 5 mins to spare. You doing like that to him will obviously made him feel that you dont love him. I am now putting myself in his shoes and I honestly would feel as such.

3) U better make up to him by calling him and cook for him and stuff liek that. Cause at this point, it was your fault. Partly

evisco:
common take this topic to romance section. This is not educative.

Correct

arramyjay:
The question is, did you?

Correct

Czarskit:
All these 'Kiss & Tell' Dudes. . . U suck Man! So Bleep u Dude. . .

Correct

MRbrownJAY:
yeah, did you?
if you did then you got what you deserved, i hope it was all worth it and if you didn't then ask to confront the people who told her you did. but since it was only the two of you in that bed, if she is sure she didn't say it to anyone then you are toast!

Correct







All of the above are correct

dependin on my mood. . . . .

Czarskit:
@ poster


Don't love! Pleeease. . .

Bobby, they you go again with your yeyeness

1) Relationships are like a Lottery. Anything coukd happen its like Life is a lottery. Its by chance and by luck and by destiny and by faith. If you were meant to strike the lottery with loads of money, than you will or you would end up bancrupt or you would end up on the same track.

2) Every single individual are made different Your last girl have broke your heart, does not mean this present one will cause she MIGHT not. Who knows. . , She might your future wife. Its not good to treat every woman the same you know that?

3) If you dont take a chance, how will you know whether that girl is your dream girl or not?

4) U might have failed the love thing once does not mean you should doubt yourself trying again. They are many people in this world whom lost love for 100 times yet they still keep trying

Crackie,

Well, they are two sides to this.

The good part is that if we do like what youve suggested, the forum wont be filled with nonsense and every thread would make sense and its logical and worth contributing,

On the other hand, I think we should let it be because life would be too boring if everything is proper. Some of these nonsense baffoon threads are partly what has kept this Forum alive. At times me having a bad day and when I read some stupid nonsense threads, it will make me laugh and it made my day. Like that thread called "How to Fly to China with a Broomstick as a Witch". . . I mean like DAMN. . . . . Thats a classic and its still in my head up till this day

Knows how to treat a lady? Hmmm. . . I think that we should all stay far away with those sort of people

Tufiakwa. . . .

Da koko Master told me to tell you that Koboko is Oko and Oko is Koboko. No long thing

and uhm. . . I dont quite understand what do you mean by God fearing? U mean a person whom is a Holy cow? or a person whom dey fear God? And why must a person fear God? IM confuse here. . .

Na waaa ooo. . . Michelin, when you post this thread and when I read the name Mumu, I got excited as I thought you were talking about me

Im telling the truth. U can ask Ztyle when he comes online

Bassey, You're back finally Im annoyed with you IM mobile Alex!

No I dont but this Ztyle dey make me believe em. . .

Clever Nigerian

Oga, who am I missing? You abi?

Papine, I know you already that I dont want to knowe you ooo. . . U claim that you cheat. Now why would I risk that cause in the end of the day, you will suffer ooo. . . . ;Di

Pele ooo but Im just trying to end this thread from where it came from. And besides, the poster is rude and it obviously tells me that he think men should be the boss and more superior to females. Not that I mind but in my generation, we do not tolerate with such rubbish uncivilize behaviour.

Hmmm. . . Strange as it seems. . . I have spoken to some male Nairalanders and we were discussing about this topic. I wont mention names though but this is what I get:-

1) This Naija guy would prefer to date oyinbo's and marry them especially is their white or chinko because he says that most Naija girls are dirty and smelly especially at their toto area. Make him no fit chop. (Dont vex me oo but this is what he told me)

2) This Naija guy told me that he hate Oyinbo's cause they are so insecure of theirselves most of the time especially with their looks and body figures but when he returned home to Naija, the African lady's are always proud of how they look and they make good wives at home. This is another guy whom told me.

3) Another Nairalander told me that he would date an Oyinbo for the fun of it and he would always like to show her off to his country but in the end, he will only end up with a Naija girl so to date Oyinbo's are just to show off temporarily.

4) ANother Nairalander told me that he prefer's Oyinbo's compared to Naija girls cause they are more exposed and more open minded and also they are better in bed. I dont know about that sha.

Malaysia

yes, true talk.

Ofr course it aint my dish but its what I take from here and there and combine it together. What is your problem lady? If you want to investigate me, please inverstigate properly. DAMN. . . Typical woman like you really Piss the hell of me off.