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sholabanke:
whats it Gab?
i said u should please play it kool with everybody

Play it cool afta someone discriminated you? U obviously have something wrong in ya brains Ooo. . . NO WAY! I aint taking this Bull crap anymore! U were not here before me and you have not seen what you are suppose not to see so just ignore me if you dont like my statements. When I say something, I always have a reason for it.

Andy1985ng:
Lots of venom flying in here, we should be sharing how we spent christmas. Well, mine was mostly at the cinema, i just say make i follow small children play.

Ya and the culprit is Pedro. . . If he dont start openin his mouth, they wont be no flying venom left, right and centre.


Hmm! I share the way I spent my Christmas and yet some peeps decided to bash me up. So now I no want anymore. HMM!

Yes everybody hates him. You are just trying to be nice now.

I aint being nice with rude people PERIOD.

I had more than enough bashings to begin with and I aint taking crap from people anymore.

Besides. . . Pedro looks like a praying Mantis anywayz!!!

Steal his condoms and sell them to the poor for a cheaper rate

romade:
I'll rather have them repent than die

Gabry ow come its our own president u want dead mind yaself o

Who cares about that gay I want my previous president back sharp sharp!!! I hate this one. . .!!! He ruin everything. . . He's a piece of *&^(@!*&^(*&@#!^&(*^$@#!^$ WALNUT HEAD! HMM!

edoyad:
The idea is that you want them to die before they can repent and make heaven.
Gab, you just go on because you're on cue

I add Bobby Brown to my list

U are right. I want them to die immediately and no way to repent because they will never repent. . . I bet they will surely end up in hell. Amen to that!

ibkaye:
what kind of game is this for goodness sake?

This is the best game Ive ever heard of

You no well atall. . .

FINALLY! Someone decent.

DonPedro 2:
anyway, sorry if I offended you, but I asked a simple question not a yab. certainly those words are not met for me maybe for my dog. It's just that I am in love with chubby Mamas. They have tit road. 
where I am is cooooool enough for me.

Sorry no cure as I hate people whom judge on other people all the time. I am going to treat you like the way I treat some people here.

Ya Ya Ya Bla Bla Bla. Shattap already. You obviously don't know how to talk well. Dog eh? At least the dog have proper manners compared to you.

There are many 'SO CALLED BEAUTIFUL WOMEN' around here you should just talk and stare at them till your d*ck goes up daily. don't even bother talking to peeps like me if you have nothing else better to say,  . . 


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Seun, yet again. Im sorry Ooo brother. . . This guy dey no manners naaa. . .

Appreciate? Chei! Ma foot! Yet you mock me on the other thread. You dont know whats going on on this earth cause you're obviously ignorant. Some people are born small and some are born big could be due to genes. Have you ever thought of that? No you havent because obviously you have nothing to worry about considering to the fact that perhaps your whole family generation have a praying mantis stick figure. Hoo Hoo! Congrats to you. . .

Yet again, so you are here on the joke section just to comment on how people looks. Abeg! Move yourself to the Beauty section aight? Ure really spoiling my day. . .

Who dey mock ma Sima for hia?!

Poster,

kakakakakakakaka!

Im multiskilled. I have so many jobs and thats why. Im a PA to the MD for the Oil and Gas industry, a stand up comedian, Event planner/organizer, Decorater and I have a band to play music.

So to some of y'all whom think that I'm jobless and that I only fantasize. . . next ime do a reality check before you judge

Organizing my mother's Birthday Party

Gabrywyl and Spongebob Squarepants

Lomade, Melly Klistmas and Happi New Year to you.

Shola, I guess we have to wait for Neo's explanation.

hahahahah! Dani, How you fit know that?

U eat Goat Curry?

Im suspecting that a few newbies will come mess up this place once again. . . . .

Ooo pele oo. Yes, I agree on that. Im annoyed with that. . . Seriously. . . Its like fine if he wanted to post a thread but at least try to make someone laugh?

studio43:
errm, are we talking about $10,000 per round?

if them sell all the property your grandma get since when them born am , if fit reach that worth

I'm suspecting that you must be an Igbo boy

DonPedro 2:
is your granny as fat as u are?

Hmmm. . . Not another bloody gay born on earth for no reason. Your mouth is equivalent to a market woman do you know that? Newbie, if you have nothing else better to say, go mess off and dig your grave aight? U aint welcome here especially not in the jokes section considering to the fact that u aint funny atall and your post aint suited to the Jokes section. (Meaning that people come to the joke section to let go off their sorrows, troubles and you with your big yappin mouth are making it worst for us here. Please know where are you standing at before you answer) Another word from you and I swear u turn to ashes fool! 


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Sorry guys. . . This will be the first and the last bad word I'm saying here as I hate newbies whom don't know where their standing at. Its more than good enough we let them post something here but its too bad when they are being disrespectful to others.

DonPedro 2:
Is that suppose to be a joke?

And is that suppose to be a joke as well?

neo_welsh:
Do u mean eatin gum gum makes him dum dum??

Its obvious that youhave not seen the movie. Its ok. I understand that you come from Bushland.

dani1luv:
i. What is ur name dani1luv
ii. How many times have u done it with a dog -7
iii. Who have u done it with before None
iv. Was it sweet yes
v. How many times did he put it in ur pot 991 ma pot
vi. What would ur child look like None
vii. Where last did u do it[b]TFC[/b]
viii. Who taught u how to do it gabrywyl
Ur d*ck / bo*bs is small tru/false false

So now you have a pot?

And since when I dey teach you? Lai Lai Ooo. . . I m holy.

Where your evidence / reference saying that your dick is not small?

Quoted by: yam
@gabrywyl, i am not saying u don't appreciate life but the fact remain that the resason for the season wasnt what u were doing, i am not sayinging as if i did really share something on that day but it is a moment of reflections and thanksgivings,I wonder how u can reflect with gratitude for the past years and hope for the new year with what i am seeing perphaps later that day when u are on u are alone and ur conscience comes telling that FANTASY AND REALITY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, REALITY IS WAHT COMES AFTER AN ACTION, YOU WILL REMAIN MY UNKNOWN FRIEND.

Is it my fault that my boss sends me to Hong Kong to work? Perhaps only you were given the opportunity to have a break from work jor. I need to pay for my bills and education and stuff like that and if I don’t do my work according to my boss wishes, I might not be able to get employed anymore.

And what made you think that I have not been in the mood for thankgiving. Mind you, maybe the reflection part I did not do it because. . . Nevermind. . . If you were in my shoes, I don’t think you would even have time. . .

As far as it is to me, I would prefer to be in the fantasy world as half of my job requires my mentality to be as such. But does not mean I take every single thing as a Fantasy. And to those pictures which you have presented, well. . . in my culture and tradition, if a person suffer in this life, its because that person has done something wrong in their past life. It has all to do with karma. Nothing is free in this world. Whatever sins you have done, you always have to pay them back one way or another. So don’t compare me with other peeps aight?

Quoted by: MustardInc
Gabrywyl are you still in Hong Kong? between u Nigeria-an?

I’m in my hometown now. And that is for sure I am not from Hong Kong or Nigeria.

Quoted by: DonPedro2
Your size.

Yeah. . . My size. Doesn’t matter what size you were thinking. As far as I know, I appreciate what God has given to me unlike some other people or would I say, MOST people. . .



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Why suddenly all these newbie’s come hia make like they know us for 20 years?

Huh WHat makes you think that I have the goodies now?

LOL Happy New Year to you too brother.

oster, You be Dum Dum whom happened to eat Gum Gum

Yam, you make it seem like I dont appreciate life. Since when did I mention it?

dani, I cant believe this is coming from you. . . So what are you trying to say? are you saying that when a joke is posted, we all should just give our comments on the joke and thats it? No replies among one another and than the thread is died down immediately?

I no like this atall anymore. . . . im trying hard to tone it down and it has seriously bored me to tears. . . . . but why am i doing it? its because of Seun . . . i no want him to ban me again and unban me again and whats worse, I no want people to bash him up like they did before. I feel guilty. . .

But yeah, It has really bored me to the extreme. . .

tosinaded@:
This little rat bans anyone that dsnt agree wit her!
Seun when did that become one of the rules 4 ban?
She claims she banned us 4 posting offtopic ,but that is a lie cus
y was tope2000 and ibkaye left out?
And myself and flowshow banned?
When we were all chatn together before the ban!
Seun this what u get when u appoint babies who cnt control there emotions as moderators!
For crying out loud,i had a misunderstanding with the so called moderator on FACEBOOK and nxt thing i know am banned on nairaland!
Thats bullshit seun,u dnt allow corrupt moderators run ur forum and spoil ur hardearned good work!
Shaz has to go,she has lost it,she has gotn power drunk,she aint fit to be a moderator anymore!

guy. . . you are too much now. . . you have not investigated yet and than you simply just blame the wrong person and whats worst, calling the innocent a rat. . . you be rat fool! moderators werent given any authority to ban any nairaland members and when you were ban, Im sure seun did told you why with the message attached at the top of your page aint it? If you still no sabi, why dont you ask seun by sending him a PM or an email? see your head ooo. . . I no like you go bash people whom done no wrong as such. . . Hmm! u be bad bad man. . .

darequam:
So the name is shaz, she deleted one of my posted topics too, this topic was a simple and str8 forward one, don't kno y she deleted it.

If you go to your profile and click on post history, if your thread is still there, than it has not be deleted so you click that part and it will lead you to where the thread has been moved to aight?