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Eya pele ooo ;(

hye brotha, Happy New year to you. Havent seen you on YIM in a long time. Been busy? hope you had a great celebration for the Christmas and the new Year

Awww. . . . Am sorry to hear that ;(

dani, your turn to answer the questions now.

studio43:
sexyleamon, i thank u very much for accepting my divorce letter with utmost good faith,

So Nairaland ladies, i'm a free agent again, come get me

my grandma is available for you. Ive shown her your picture and she is Hot right now. . .

sholabanke:
@ last
Studio is Bachelor again

Not anymore as granny is taking over!

sholabanke:
and people should stop buying it to you also

by.dot:
What a resolution

you guys are too much except Sholabanke and CuteAngel. . . how many time I go tell you guys to not be rude? I say no say nasty words OOOOO. . . .

mogentle:
Gab, how u dey? Complement of da season.

sorry for keepin u waitin.
a u on YM now?

Pele ooo. . . I was suppose to come in here and see this but I dey vex at my neighbours goat and I end up fighting with him. . . some stupid goat he is! Wait till I make him to Goat Curry!!!

lysaa:
if i were a boy, i would womannap gabby.

Wetin be Womanap?

KunleOshob:
You see why i said you were too young to understand and i didn't want to corrupt you.

How would I know that you have such a corruptive mind?

neo_welsh:
Hey!Hey!!Hey!!! Oh na true story o, na true story o, na true story o, oboy i go just dey warker dey go.
Gabry dey do tinniny tanana

Wetin be tinniny tanana?

dani1luv:
huh

neo_welsh:
@gabry
u don make some people fall in love, na u one break their heart

Huh? In what sense now?

dani1luv:
u wan make i give u job
oya sing

OMO U DUN MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE- by dbanj

sholabanke:
we suppose marry cus u don make me fall in love

So u actually want to get married to Dani?

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I no friend any of you now. . . .

Hot BUGGER!!! I thought you are my Uncle. . . . How can you show a bad example to me? Im so saddddd. . . . .

KunleOshob:
Na you are too young to understand what real meat is! i wouldn't want to corrupt innocent little gabry

Ok, explanation abeg. Perhaps I will be more wiser after your explanation

Neo. . . What on earth are you talking about


Mogentle. . . . U make me suffer hia just waiting for you and Pappyshoes. . .

Huh? Since when you can sound this serious? I thought you be Olodo?

Toy? Of course toys like dolls and Robocop and Spiderman naaa. . . What other toys can a child play? na waa to you Ooo. . . .

No. . . I dont want to show you because among all of us, I dance the worse one so I do not want to embarass my face.

neo_welsh:
@gabry
my gabrielle now when i 1 sleep nie u dey come. How was ur newyear celebration, i hope u got some pix 4 me.

Uhm. . . My new year celebration? Heheheh!. I tell you hope u no go think Im crazy jor. Well, I went to ma grandma's house to celebrate. Theres the elder ones, us the youth and the younger ones. The younger ones all play with their toys and some of them joined us, the elder ones are gambling and us the youth, the girls all have decided to sing karaoke at home, drink ALOT and dance and the boys decided to go out clubbing saying that they dont want to see us make trouble for them. . . Dont know what they mean by that . . .

Anywayz, we sang and dance and drink and drink and drink till we got drunk. Sooooo drunk. We than went outside and released all the animals which my grandmother rear. Goose, Ducks, CHickens, Iguana, Tortoise, Dog, Cat. . . And we brought them in the house and dance together with them. The next morning when I got up, I saw all the animals and all of us sleeping all over the place. . .


How I know this? Because someone ent and intall a video camera around the house and recorded the scene. I would like to show it on You Tube cause its funny but uhm. . . Some of us are wearing undies naaa. . . So shameful!

I know my cousin brothers dey vex at us because they were suppose to bring their gf's back to sleep for the night but heheheheh! We were all over the place including on their bed.

How about you? How did you celebrate your New Year. Hope its more decent.

no such thang

Awwww. . . . Gunpoint. . . Dont be a naughty naughty boy now.

Check out ur answer with the previous game

i. What is ur name Gabby
ii. How many times have u done it with a dog One time and it was HOT
iii. Who have u done it with before Done what exactly?
iv. Was it sweet sweet on what exactly?
v. How many times did he put it in ur pot Who? my brother? my father? pele ooo. . . They dont cook. . .
vi. What would ur child look like i think half Craig David and half Kimora Lee Simmons
vii. Where last did u do it DO WHAT AGAIN Im getting annoyed now. . .
viii. Who taught u how to do it &^^*#&*&*(#&(*&(*&#(*&#(*&(*#&(*&$*&()&(@*&&#&$&^@#^@%^%@@#^%
Ur d*ck / bo*bs is small tru/false its like two fried eggs. guess its big?

I just feel like running away from home just to meet my long lost brother, Spongebob Squarepants

yes so that I'll nget free supplies of Tea Bags

d_m:
@sexyLeamon Why worry about food when i can give u dicocoooo!!!

Dicoco AKA Da Koko ma foot! She would give it a dirty slap till it becomes inflatable LOL

coughs and chokes

Im in LOVE with Tony

uhm. . . . No?

come means come naaa. . . .