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Yes Unfortuantely, I only have the pirated ones

AZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Get your bom bom back in hia naaa. . . . And so is Showbobo. WHy you two dey dissapear into thin air like nobody's business? U two be same like Tufe and Ogie, Mogentle and Pappyshoes, Saucekid and jaymobb, Folly69 and cbase, Princesa and Choiya, Ademiller and jmkbond. HMM!

Neo, Ok,. . . I dont think I want to be called as gabry Tony anymore. . . I feel awkward. . . Its like Im married to him OMG! Now I feel like barfing. . .

Omolola1:
I spent my christmas with my parents and brothers at home. We relaxed at home wining and dining, watching movies and gisting. I was so happy spending it with my family because i had the opportunity to spend time with my dad during the holidays because we don't get to see as he is always at work, and am in school. And even when am on holidays i don't get to see him. Thank God For Christmas!

I am so happy i spent the xmas with my family, my dad especially!

hmmmm. . . . Now I really miss my father. . . .

Dani, he chatted with Lomade before.

Mr. T is ma na waaa. . . I cant breathe. . . Ok, he's my boyfriend.

Well, at least ma teeth aint as big as Jessica Simpsons.   

romade:
him be my person nah

From which club naa

neo_welsh:
Mrs. Tony, when are we expecting your children, nairalanders want to attend their naming ceremony

Mrs Tony? NA WAAA!!! I would prefer if you just call me Gabby naa

I prefer not to be a virgin before i get married. . . being a virgin is frustrating and its plain torture. . . make me tire jor.

In tha case, this party should be a naked party and eveyone would use their hands to eat like the Indian people.

Mr T is at the football field training for a football match this Sunday. Why? U miss him abi?

Dani, Whats up bro?

Brother neo,

Can you please speak properly now?I no sabi wetin you mean ooo

Ami

Her eyes dey fall out to the ground. Pele about her frog eyes Ooo

Ok I choose Gabrielna Tony Killian

I had a friend whom could write aqnd speak English very very well! And guess what is she today? A garbage Woman! HA! 

Poster. . . who cares about who dey speak in whateva english? This is a forum. . .  this aint English school girl.   

And so you want Seun to ban you because of this? damn. . . it comes to say that you only will befriend with people whom could converse and write well in english. . . Are you human?

Ok, if you no go like ninglish, how about singlish? I can speak in Singlish and Manglish well well for you now if you want me to instead of Pidgin english

I can teach you how to make sand castles out of sand and how to hit a fly using a fly hitter.


for the deeper part, clemcykul can teach you how to do blablabla

rusty,

if I were you. try stay far away from Nairaland before you get addicted that you wont want to go to work/school and you soon wont remember who your parents and girlfriend and wife is and soon u even forggoten your age and you might just leave your house wearing just your underweaqr. . . its all so sad. . . its scary.


[whispers in rusty's ears] I go tell you a secet promise me you wont tell anyone ok? Oluwaseun Osewa had juju up this place so that we all would never want to leave this place ever again. . . . Evidence? Well, I was banned 2 times from this place and during my banning, guess what happened? I started eating beach sand for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I drank odekun treating as if I have departted from my long lost husband. . . OHHHHHHH Damnnnnnnnnnnnn. . . . . . . I thought life has ended for me. . . .

While you're still avirgin at this, safe yourself before its too late. . . . . . . .











































Just joking. Welcome to nairaland!

I would like to meet everyone in hia. and I think when i reach 100 years old, than ill finish meeting everyone

they all should have a naked party

Ogaga4Luv, LOL  You're funny!

SeanT21:
are u the devil or friends with the devil?

How did U enter Hell?

What is hell like?

        Hell yeah! Thats cool 

LMAO!!!! Pele. . . I thought your name is Blackbeaver. . .

kakakakakakakaka

U no wel atall. . . . Wait a minute. . . Arent you the guy whom hated you gf to fart?

Damn. . . I love you ladies way of thinking. Although in my head, i would think that hell yeah am f*cking the hell out of every guy and I dont care what people think of me but uhm. . . the thing is that I guess am not all that confidant or maybe Im not interested in doing such but maybe one of these days when i lost it, I might just do so

or was it you that told me at Mahjong class?

You no well. . . No well atall. . . u dey be okorofo naaa. . .

It is a joke naaa. Its just that some of you people aint feelin it.

See. I dey laugh now. . . . .

KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK! [coughs] [puff puff puff puff]

pele, i got asthma. . .

Eh. . . . your meaning?

Lets start a fight. Im bored!

I bet I can take you lean dried meat guys down with my pinky finger. i bet you guys have not heard of my wushi hold.