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Romade, since when I dey abandon you? LaiLai ohhhh. . . . . .

cause he is bored sha

Na waa ohh. . . That will make a person sleep

Wetin be kilo cookin?

Huh? What do you mean now? I did not mistaken you to be Roki ohhh. . . . .

why u hungry you eat only Pringles? Go buy betta food jor

Roki, I no fir kill or shout at you ever ever ohh. . . No worries, I will kill them for you sha. You go ahead and post the 2nd part sha.

What is another meaning for I dey joo?

Wetin I do now?

Guys, if you see me no reply or suddenly offline without saying goodbye, that measn it could be the following:-

1) My boss is hia
2) My housemates bugging me
3) No electricity
4) Server down
5) My bf is hia.

Huh? Wetin happen?

Disease, Rabbit be ma Baxi ohhh
How body you?

Rabbit, nice joke by the way. Me? I do fine ohhh. . . I am actually working but I dey steal my bos laptop go visit Nairaland How body you?

RABBIT! DISEASE!

Go sing the Watermelon song sha. Ull wake up immediately

Nice one Rabbit

Lysaa, if you wanna love Info,ensure you punish him hard before you do so ohhh. Say you be the next Stepford Wives?

Nautillus:
_{sounds like a very private thread. . . . .i'm outa here}

Agree

Roki, the story should be I kill Monkey ohh

I just love people whom farts

I just seperated Jay's assholw with a cake knife. Jay, Keep on farting. We'll love you

cbase:
its not our fault, lady

DONT CALL ME LADYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Infobaba
Stupid boy




Azo
Sweety



Showbobo
Ma Brotha

LIAR!!!

except me

LOL

Nope. she is stress just looking at Infobaba's face.

People like them is why the economy goes down. . . . .

Scopium, you are the only sensible one hia.

Farting with style takes practice,
Perfection takes time, its a gift,
You've first got to learn all the basics,
Like pushing one out in a lift.

Those silent but violent are classics,
With friends it's a really good game,
Fart in a crowd at a party,
Then watch to see who gets the blame.

Now once your technique has been mastered,
You'll know what your bottom can do,
But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
because one day you might follow through !!!!

To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's - 'I Will Survive',


First I was afraid, I was petrified
I could feel a strange commotion deep in my backside
I had spent so many nights trying to contain the pong
But I grew strong
And my arse burst into song
And so my gas
Had come to pass
As long as I know how to fart the world can kiss my ass
I got all my life to live
I got all my wind to give
It's fun to fart
It's fun to fart

U want to be chipanzee?