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Jokes Etc › Re: Rated 18 by Gabry(f): 3:59am On Sep 27, 2008
HAHA! Have you gotten Baxi's fever now? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Executive Blunder by Gabry(f): 3:51am On Sep 27, 2008
abdurrazaq:
Sorry to interrupt
Good remix but this is another story entirely. The old man was standing by a SHREDDER instead of a PHOTOCOPY Machine. The young executive just shred the paper for him instead of photocopying it. The man simply ask If he knew 'how to work this thing?'

In a nutshell the old man wanted to make photocopy with a Shredder and he will end up destroying the document cheesy
yes I know oh. . . Just foolin around nna  grin

infobaba:
@ Gabr


Be careful or you'll be history
I fit be in History book where your future future great great great grandchildren will see me in it.  grin

Scopium:
[size=13pt]@ Gab
Na you saka means na you know or You are the person that knows. It's pigin/broken[/size]
Thanks behbeh  kiss

ituen:
@Gabby

Fire down baby
Yes oh bro. Thank for your support sha. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Read This You Go Laugh Tire by Gabry(f): 3:39am On Sep 27, 2008
hmmm. . . . make me feel like biting the poster ohhh. . . . angry
Family › Re: How Much Money Should A Lady Contribute towards Family Upkeep? by Gabry(f): 3:32am On Sep 27, 2008
Poster, in my culture, we dont think or consider how much the women is suppose to contribute. We would usually just come out money whenever it is needed as long as the family eats well and gets enough supplies.
Family › Re: Where'd You Meet Your Man? by Gabry(f): 3:27am On Sep 27, 2008
In College
Romance › Re: Why Cant The Ladies Understand With A Guy by Gabry(f): 3:26am On Sep 27, 2008
Maybe thats for your country ohhh. . . . We're different here
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by Gabry(f): 3:21am On Sep 27, 2008
I kiss

than I mess

than I hug

than I pass, waiting for the next person to repeat the same cycle all over again grin
Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by Gabry(f): 3:18am On Sep 27, 2008
dumdum eat gumgum grin
Forum Games › Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by Gabry(f): 3:15am On Sep 27, 2008
I am missing Kingsly, my best friend. He is at Naija in his hometown for 3 weeks now. . . sad
Forum Games › Re: Between Your Legs: by Gabry(f): 3:14am On Sep 27, 2008
lalaboi, the word lala reminded me of something between the legs.
Forum Games › Re: I Was Raised In: by Gabry(f): 3:12am On Sep 27, 2008
Labuan Island, Malaysia
Forum Games › Re: "I Wish" Game (what do you wish?) by Gabry(f): 3:10am On Sep 27, 2008
I wish that people would all realize that they actually bleed the same way. . . .
Jokes Etc › Re: Rated 18 by Gabry(f): 3:00am On Sep 27, 2008
Jazzy, If you kiss me on the cheek, I promise I wont fart. Heheh! grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Funny! Got To Read This: by Gabry(f): 2:58am On Sep 27, 2008
except me. cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Write On This Wall. Landlord by Gabry(f): 2:55am On Sep 27, 2008
dont simply call people crazy ohh as you guys are one as well grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Double Trouble! by Gabry(f): 2:49am On Sep 27, 2008
tufehuh Hmm. . . . I do miss him to be honest. the dude had vanished into thin air. . . sad cry
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Cracking Puzzle by Gabry(f): 2:47am On Sep 27, 2008
yes, thats a good one so now you can say it to your gf and tell her the meaning. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Mustay - Eya Pele Ohhh. . . I Think I Have No Choice by Gabry(op): 1:55am On Sep 27, 2008
Mustay, which question ohhhh huh undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Mustay,the Moderator by Gabry(f): 1:51am On Sep 27, 2008
Mustay, which post ? I am confuse. . .  sad  undecided

Info, tell me you're joking Monkey boy about the Religion one ohhh
Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by Gabry(f): 1:46am On Sep 27, 2008
by my motha
Jokes Etc › Re: Ugly People Dating Site by Gabry(op): 1:42am On Sep 27, 2008
Attention Attention! To all members of this dating side, you are required to do a full body check up as there was a complain the other day that one of our members have hidden body fungus.
Jokes Etc › Re: Story Telling by Gabry(op): 1:41am On Sep 27, 2008
One of the punishment was to cut his koko in half
Jokes Etc › Re: Nicknames For My Fellow Nairalanders by Gabry(op): 1:40am On Sep 27, 2008
and now you have your full name:- Mykolo Monkey Groundnuts grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(op): 1:37am On Sep 27, 2008
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(op): 1:36am On Sep 27, 2008
Yes ohh but since you are the expert in this field, may you fit let go as much gas as you want. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Double Trouble! by Gabry(f): 1:34am On Sep 27, 2008
ohilebo:
grin grin grin gabrywyl , tell us the one when u for get your Certificate make all this wahala end tongue
Ok, I forget. Happy now? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Cracking Puzzle by Gabry(f): 1:33am On Sep 27, 2008
HAHAHA! grin

its called Saya Cinta Kamu
Jokes Etc › Re: Whose Son? by Gabry(f): 1:31am On Sep 27, 2008
Dum Dum, Give me Gum Gum  grin


Baxi, what do you mean by mischief written all over me? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: A Drink by Gabry(f): 1:28am On Sep 27, 2008
freezy:
Its not like the chinese have much of those stuff anyway. . .

So we can work what u are out with this simple formula

1/2 chinese x 1/2 malaysian + 1/4 Hong Kong x 1/4 Mongolian x 1/2 Malaysian

Please note: Hong kong = Chinese therefore we have:

1/2 chinese x 1/2 malaysian + 1/4 Chinese x 1/4 Mongolian x 1/2 Malaysian


Malaysia is visible on both sides, rearranging, have:

1/2 Malaysia (1/2 Chinese) + 1/2 Malaysia (1/4Chinese x 1/4Mogolian)

= 1/2 Malaysia (1/2 Chinese x 1/4 Chinese x 1/4 Mogolian)

= 1/2 Malaysia(1/6 Chinese x 1/4 Mongolian)

=Breaking that down to English we can say you are MALGOLICH! cool cool cool
I aint pure chinese mehn and I have boobs and ass unlike the rest and I am actually proud of it but people here tends to criticise it alot so its frustrating you know?

MALGOLICHhuh DAMN. . . . I am confuse. . . sad undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine This! by Gabry(f): 1:24am On Sep 27, 2008
Just admit it people. you guys loveeee that picture sha. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Truth About Women. by Gabry(f): 1:21am On Sep 27, 2008
mykali:
gabbro, who u calling a monkey? ur hubby. aawww. tongue
Why you keep telling me about hubby? I aint got no hubby mehn. . . . angry

jmkbond:
mykali is a monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shocked
Yes J, in fact, he is next in line after infobaba grin

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