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Jokes Etc › Re: Proposed New Law For Joke by Gabry(f): 7:26am On Sep 17, 2008
You feel the hit abi?
Jokes Etc › Re: Re: Did You Know? by Gabry(f): 7:25am On Sep 17, 2008
So I presume you miss his motha then?
Jokes Etc › Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Gabry(f): 7:24am On Sep 17, 2008
Sam, thanks for giving me one of your responsibilities but may I suggest that I take care of men age 26 to 45 years old with 6 pack and nice deep hot muscles and must be able to know how to sing like Craig David or Styl Plus and dance like Rob Wadeson? And also the following men must be able to know how to do housework and to cook and he specializes at massages and also likes to play ice hockey.
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Kidnaps A Yoruba Boy by Gabry(f): 6:29am On Sep 17, 2008
no its mobile phone mumu's
Jokes Etc › Re: Dear Girlfriend by Gabry(f): 6:27am On Sep 17, 2008
Go and cripple like a prune
Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 5:58am On Sep 17, 2008
My grandma is a lesbien. Wait, I go call her for you. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can Bet That Most Of U Would Have Given The Wrong Answers by Gabry(f): 5:53am On Sep 17, 2008
Yeah. I'm versatile nna. Why? You want to be flushed as well? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by Gabry(op): 5:50am On Sep 17, 2008
see this 2 school boys grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by Gabry(f): 5:46am On Sep 17, 2008
flogs jaymobb with my orobo koboko
Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by Gabry(f): 5:42am On Sep 17, 2008
Jeovy:
with my body guides,I no need to defend myself
your only body guides be your koko and no otha's ohh. . . I dont think you fit defend yourself. So whats your decision? Have you made up your mind to be a woman now?
Jokes Etc › Re: Humour Me! by Gabry(f): 5:39am On Sep 17, 2008
WHAT DA HELL. . . . shocked shocked angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Urgent Question! by Gabry(f): 5:37am On Sep 17, 2008
Chase Da Cbase, dont shout too much or your mouth's elasticity will be gone.
Jokes Etc › Re: Little Johnny Again by Gabry(f): 5:36am On Sep 17, 2008
yes cause he no fit close his mouth. . . .
Jokes Etc › Re: Re: Toto Dey Talk by Gabry(f): 5:33am On Sep 17, 2008
Info, Mine is an exception. I read from da newspaper that your koko fit sing karaoke. O Yaaa. Lets hear it. bring it on. I think your koko got talent. He fit sing R&B, Pop and sentimenatl. . . Oh. . . Not forgetting country songs from Carrie Underwood and Shania Twain. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Short Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:29am On Sep 17, 2008
She be your motha? huh
Nairaland General › Re: Walaihi : Jeovy Bleep Up. by Gabry(f): 5:27am On Sep 17, 2008
Ooh. . . . Da Amebo Club

President: Cbase da Chase
Vise president: jaymobb
Secretary: Jeovy
Tresurer: studio 43

Unfortunately, they havent got any members cause nobody aint successfull and talented enough to have an Amebo mouth like theirs. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Short Joke by Gabry(f): 5:23am On Sep 17, 2008
infobaba:
Makes us two bah?
I have never watched porn movies in my life. undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by Gabry(f): 5:21am On Sep 17, 2008
I only fit watch 101 Dalmation sha. My favorite character is Cruela Devil grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Cbase hires Lysaa as his new secretary by Gabry(f): 5:18am On Sep 17, 2008
Oh!
Jokes Etc › Re: Toto Blow Whistle by Gabry(f): 5:15am On Sep 17, 2008
clemcykul:
lol its a snack like doughnut grin
sincere friend kiss

cbase:
n a pastry.
good friend kiss

Jeovy:
sweet and soft too
sweet friend kiss

cbase:
and tastes like kiss kiss
lovely friend kiss

infobaba:
. . . Shit tongue
monkey angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine This! by Gabry(f): 5:03am On Sep 17, 2008
shocked shocked shocked

Ass wipe is tufe's quote ohhh tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Gabrywyl, The New Captain For Nairaland by Gabry(op): 4:49am On Sep 17, 2008
Suddenly. . . . .

Infobaba went to the market to buy a puff puff pig for his dinner cause people called him Mr. Bulimia

Clems dont have the mood to bla bla bla anymore as her sexual esteem has went down the drain after watching a Porn movie between showbobo and lexicon

Jeovy wore his first bra from Victoria Secret. Hoo Hoo! grin

jaymobb got a gf from Thailand whom happens to be transgendered and he is not aware of it lipsrsealed

Chase Da Cbase had anal leakage that he had to wear Laurier pads for a week

saucekid had produced 3 new sauces which is Green tea Fungus sauce, Chioya's morning breath sauce and Scorpium's armpit hair and sweat sauce

Tammy had just joined the Janice Dickinson's modeling agency featuring Hot Fat Yansh Lips.
Forum Games › Re: ╚►age Guessing Game!◄╝ by Gabry(f): 4:36am On Sep 17, 2008
kevoh:
19 huh
LOL grin grin grin

You be 0 years old. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: I Can Bet That Most Of U Would Have Given The Wrong Answers by Gabry(f): 4:31am On Sep 17, 2008
Amanijuls:
Gabie, u do well smiley
showbobo,i think i owe u.
Thank you jare.

No need to give showbobo anything as I have already flush him down to China
Jokes Etc › Re: I Resign by Gabry(f): 4:28am On Sep 17, 2008
Nigerian sheep be green sheep.

Malaysian sheep be rainbow sheep.


Whats with the sheeps? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Tufe! Come Back In Here! by Gabry(op): 4:19am On Sep 17, 2008
They had to run with their pants down cause their butt cheeks have rashes sha.
Jokes Etc › Re: If U Like Laff,smile,cry, Do Anytin by Gabry(f): 4:08am On Sep 17, 2008
Ok, so now people. talk to moi grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 4:00am On Sep 17, 2008
HAHA! Except moi grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Re: Did You Know? by Gabry(f): 3:58am On Sep 17, 2008
Why? you miss him abi? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 3:51am On Sep 17, 2008
HA HA HA ? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Gabry(f): 3:47am On Sep 17, 2008
Scopium, Its ok. I will fart in your room for free. After all, what are friends for?  grin

Infobaba Monkey, I will fart anytime I please. . . . You no be my baba to tell me anything.  angry

Scopium:
[size=13pt]@ clemcykul
Aaah aaaaah haba I no be Gabry now. Na she wey dey skilled/talented/trained/professional/genius/fartiversal in messing anyhow, it's so unfortunate she no go olympic. She for rubbish Phelps' record. smiley smiley[/size]
Thank you jare. I shall accept the record with dignity  grin



Oh Oh. . . . Hope tufe dont come in here see this ohhh. . . . I will be dead stale meat for sure. . . lipsrsealed undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Cbase Buffday Party by Gabry(f): 3:41am On Sep 17, 2008
Chase, you know what? U are crazy grin

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