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HAHA! See your head Sam. . . . . Dont think we dont know whats on your mind ohhh

FOC. Thats what friends are for

Eh. . . . This is my job. So do you want to date my client or not?

Yes, the God says that I should take over Tyra Banks

CHIOYA!!! WETIIN HAPPEN NNE

TELL ME!!!!!!!!

clemcykul:
Nigeria is yet to get a true political leader

untill then we shall keep having the greedy buffoons as leaders.

CLEM IN POLITICS ok. . . I think I am going to go and smoke weed now. . . .

Awwww. . . . . What a sweet storyyyy. . . .








TUFIAKWA!!!! Eh. . . . After so long living in Yaba, have you lost your senses? Rethink and read one more time!

How can you know if you dont do so since you are already fast asleep?

Sam or Milla, do your job.

Whats in the future that you see? Is it that I am going to take over Tyra banks which you've seen?

Scopium:
[size=13pt]Wow not even your family members? I won't be surprised if your next line says; not even as a baby. [/size]

I mean as a teenager to an adult. When I know how to clean myself, thats when the watching had to stop.

clemcykul:
@gab


but i alwayz see u naked

LOL If you did, you will not wake up today.

No wonder I can hear a loud longggggggggggggggggggg busssssssssss snore somewhere nearby Yaba. . . . and not forgetting a fart at the end. . . hmmm

Why's that Tammy?

Ahhh Ahhh. . . I am the agent and I am not allowed to date my client. For your info, the 2nd dude is a female and its Sista Ibkaye you're talking about.

Anywayz, Scopium, care to date anyone of ma client? 

nevermind. . . . Hmm!

My fart is not for advertizing ohh bobo. I cannot help it if it wants to be released. Anywayz, its one of God's work of art sha.

lysaa is too sweet and innocent to kill you. All those bad things which you have metnioned about her, well, she is actually testing your patience and do you know that love overcomes everything?

Where's that Sam?

Who is taking those pills? Who is taking those pills? Who is taking those pills?

Hey James, Dont mind that small pikin ohhh. . . . He be mumu 

Well, if you go around the joke section, you will notice that everyone here is insulting everyone but they don't mean it in a harsh way, their just joking thats why its called the Joke section. No hard feelings sha. 

But if you ask me, I think the romance section is far way off more cruel than here. They really know how to bash people up like nobody's business and they would call you nasty names which will really hurt a person's feelings to the extreme. . . . .[sigh] 

oh well. . . . .

Welcome to the Jokes section bro.   

Member #3



NAME: Manickal Krakakousky.

NICKNAME: My friends call me Shithead. (I think it’s because I scrub toilets for a living.)

SEX: Yes please. (Haha, that joke never gets old.)

AGE: 29

OCCUPATION: future Rock Star
(Currently working as “domestic engineer” aka janitor, but I practice every day on my Xbox 360.)

ABOUT MYSELF:
When I don’t mop floors, I will dig my booger and place it under my boss's table. At the end of the week, I would make a comparison on which booger is bigger.

LIKES:
Heavy Metal music, Metallica, Iron Maiden. Chicks with tattoos on their foreheads.

DISLIKES:
My mom washing my underwear. I can't help it, I just loveeee the smell of it when it is being kept for 2 weeks in a row. Thats what I call the natural scent of goodness.

HOBBIES: Headbanging, moshpitting.

LOOKING FOR:
Some chick with big boobs and a tattoo on her forehead. As a last resort small boobs are ok, but the tattoo is a must. Filed teeth optional. No thin chicks! Bulimia's are not welcome!

PERSONAL MESSAGE: Do you know that I can eat and chew at the same time?

hahahaha! heheheh!

Uhm. . . .  

Sorry James, I dont know this ohhh. . .

He insulted you cause you are posting your thread on the Joke section, thats why. (I think so)

Member #2
NAME: Ibkaye Spot
(I changed my last name in honor of my childhood dog)

NICKNAME: Veggy Hippie

SEX: Female

AGE: 30

OCCUPATION: Sales clerk in an organic health food store.

ABOUT MYSELF:
I’m a second level vegan. That means I only eat animals who don’t eat meat. I’m a member of PETA and Greenpeace (Save the whales!)

LIKES:
I love animals. I have 17 cats, 8 parakeets, 2 ferrets, and a three-legged, one-eyed, diabetic dog named Lucky.

DISLIKES: People.

HOBBIES:
Feeding my pets. (They’re my soulmates!) Burning down medical laboratories to save a hamster.

LOOKING FOR:
A man who will love me as much as I love my pets.

Member #1
NAME: My Wang

NICKNAME: Ho Chi Min

SEX: Female

AGE: 25

OCCUPATION: Self-employed massage therapist.
(I got a booth in the mall.)

ABOUT MYSELF: Me love you long time.

LIKES: Rice, noodles, chinese food.

DISLIKES: Racial stereotypes.

HOBBIES: Karate. Origami. Folding Kleenex tissues into elaborate contraptions.

LOOKING FOR:
A white guy. They’re so big, if you know what I mean. *wink* No asian guys, please. (Once you go white, you never go back.)

Welcome to the Ugly People Dating Service, a free dating service for those of us who aren't beauty queens or tall dark and handsome.

Have you been hit with the ugly stick? Do you have a face only a mother could love? Do your "friends" call you Fugly? Do little children run away screaming when you smile?

Then you've come to the right place. We're here to help you. Because ugly people need love, too!

Like you I presume? 

Dani, please wear contact lense abeg. Can't you see that I aint from malaysia? Anywayz, malaysia suck so its insulting that you say that I am from there. . . . HMM!

That kid betta not say that to me ohhh. . . I would spank his Behind 157 times for sure.

I thought Jack and Jill are brotha and sista. . . . How can they get married? Poster, why are you polluting my fragile mind by changing the story as such. I do not accept Adolescence !!! HMM!

From malaysia HAHAHA! Thank God I'm from NigeASIA