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I do have to think of it ohhhh. . . And I get confuse cause I am taking in Mandarin and French at the same time. Sometimes whern I talk, I would accidently mix the Naija, Chinese and french and malay and English together in one sentence and people would go Eh

You mean you blow the toto? Why would someone do that for? What difference does it make?

Shall I sing the National Anthem song as well?

Whats Bom Boy?

Whats Shankolet?

Explanation Abeg



Hope its like Kokolet

Odabo Aya ba Ibkaye

Ok Tufe, equlibrium, I am going to bed as it is going to be 1.00am here. . . Una no dey try be naughty bobo abeg. Odabo.

Observing is the key towards a person's success

Yes I know what does Toto means but the whistling part. What does the poster mean?

huh? Really? ok, so what other people say its true then. i thought they must be joking ohhhh. . . .



Well, I hear my bf and his friends talking and I also observe alot of words here on Nairaland and than I try remembering them in my head and keep using the sentences over and over again untill I remember it. Thats how I learn the language but I think the Naija Language is very cute though. Heheh!  

Nope. I am living in malaysia.

Now what on earth is Toto blow whistle anywayz The toto went farting? The toto went Squirting? The toto made sounds mfrom Squirting or humping? WHAT

equlibrium's smile for the full frontal page of Vogue magazine. Handsome huh?

Wheres my birthday cake and present?

I thought she's a minor. . . .

Oremitodun, make u take em easy ohhh. . . This life no small village. Nothing do you ma bobo.

What about him?

I was just joking ohhh. I come from malaysia and yes, I am Asian. Havent you seen my profile?

You're a grandpa

Na waaaa ohhhhh. . .

Hahah! Cause I come from Nigerasia!

Man eat brain will receive blind salary

Man will race till no flower on car wheel

If you come from a servant family, don't act like butt cheek princess

If you go to donkey farm, act like donkey, if you go to chicken farm, act like chicken

Cow's milk squeezed from tits, the buffalo will get name

The pretty mermaids are just a fantasy. The real ones were suppose to look like that cause they eat humans. Dont believe me? Go ask my grandma.

Did I say I dont like it?

YIKES!!!!!! OUCH!!!! THATS DAMN PAINFUL. . . . OK, now i can feel the tension on my tits but thank God its not mine!

Potential Angelina Jolie

hahaha! Nope. sorry am 5 years old today.

You think?

Ok, once again I'm back at Square 1. I do not have a clue.

and his emaill adress too so that I could YIM him

Nononononono. . . You will only understand it once you've experience it.


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Imagine a world without crazy people. . . Life would be boring huh?

Na waaaa ohhhh. . . Why you show your tigress personality? Make me scared and want to go pee in ma pants ohhh. . .