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acidrop:
haba, that one nah wetin we dey hear all d time


ok Gab u have been summoned to the high court of justice cheating prevention

state your case

Abeg sista, Una dey try ohhh. . . . Dont una make me feel hit after I summon Amadioha to strike strike you! HAHA!





See Ch3coo, you mention that I liek that sentence.  

HCH3COO:
welcome to our little mansion.  how bodi?

she don lie tell me say na her brother be that

Hey bobo. I told you ooo. I no fit lie .

HCH3COO:
brown and yellow, pink and white - could be one of those freaky situations na

We claim to be blood familys because we went to the same College last time and we became very close friends. Thats why nna

Besides, he is white and I'm yellow. How to be blodd related?

acidrop:
this will be intresting

hey Chika, you another one. . . .

HCH3COO:
oh ok. is he your blood brother or an adopted family member?

None of the above. We are not blood related at all and not adopted by my parents at all. Same case with the other brothers in here.

Eh? Thats my brother Anthony sha. That aint no boyfriend. youuuu. . . .

HCH3COO:
why you dey lie to me like this?

I no fit lie ooo. I only got 1 boyfriend and he is not on Nairaland. So which boyfriend begs me

HCH3COO:
answer my question.

you dey make me confuse ooo. . . . Which bf and what bf

HCH3COO:
i dey try.

your boyfriend, why was he begging you to take him back the other day?

Which boyfriend

Ma brothas.
Anthony went for band practise, Mig at work, Jake at ice hockey and Omarion and Derek is in my hometown. I think they both are at home.

Answer my question jor.

You say 71. . . So I dont think a granpa that age can be so updated to use Nairaland jor.

If 25 to you is a grandma, what more a 71?

Come on bobo, be honest, how old are you?

U're 17


you can see on my Profile ooo. Am 25 years old.

HCH3COO:
girls? let mama ngozi catch you corrupting me. i'm still a minor, biko.

_{just kidding}

How old are you nna?

HCH3COO:
means the chicks where i stay are trashy and ugly

HAHA! hey, they couldn't be as bad as tampons sha. . .  

How about out from the place you stay. Like if you take trips, youmight have luck. Cause if you find on Nairaland,una no dey go anywhere ooo

Why dont you go out to socialize in the real world than you can find your girl?

HCH3COO:
plenty fine fine babes dey here. the ones here in isale eko worwor (ugly) used tampons.

Ok, what does this sentence mean in full ? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the ones here in isale eko worwor (ugly) used tampons.

brother, its not healthy to find dates in here ooo. Cause you never know them in real live. Dont you think so sha?

HCH3COO:
no luck . i keep running into cockblockers everywhere i go. especially doyin , he dey steal my steam.

HAHAHA are you serious


And how come you find your kokolet on Nairaland

Ok bobo. so have you found your kokolet? Your one and only chika?

HCH3COO:
i no do that kind thing! i be one woman kind of guy

Haha! I dont believe you. Because we all dey live ina life of lies. She oti gbo?

HCH3COO:
i have no idea what you're talking about. me, flirt?

Una dey try confuse me. . . I've seen on a few threads ooo. Una be naughty bobo, . .

HCH3COO:
you really are silly.

that "Fe Mi" was used while flirting up that girl. translation: marry me.
na style i take dey toast am.

hey Bro, how many kokolet you wanna flirt in here?

Ok or is it kingsikaz!!!! Oh Gosh. . . . Now I'm confuse myself ooo. . . .

Or is it timmfikk

YIKES!!!!!!! Okay ma bad about Oyato. . . . I got confuse between Oyato and dreeldee. . . .

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that was a cool nigga, wish he had 9 lives

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=152101.msg2522582#msg2522582

See na? boguss lie ooo





And I believe you chat with Oyato in some threads.

HCH3COO:
who is oyato? i have no clue who that is.
p.s. my name is not femi.

that na boguss lie oooo. . . .

HCH3COO:
oooooOHHH! you are silly.

Hey! Why do you say that for? 

I thought you and Oyato are like best buddies. Thats why

Well . . . . last night I added Oyato on facebook and I thought I saw you cause I saw a guy name Femi. Anyways, I think maybe I got the wrong guy.

Uhm. . . . .

acidrop:
chinesedoll? wouldnt that be u?

I'm not chinese ooo

HCH3COO:
WHAT?
me on facebook for where?

Oopsss. . . . ok ma bad. heheh! Nothing.

HCH3COO:
just dey kill time jare

Ok bobo. You must be bored sha.

So, . . . . . uhm. . . . is that you on facebook?