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ituen:
. . like giving them the PICK-PIN punishment

Whats a PICK-PIN Punishment?

clemcykul:
i like that

you like what?

ituen:
@gabby,

My sister, i don't think u have seen that thread about IBKAYE on the beach. She really needs a lawn mower. I wonder how saucekid manages to navigate through those SHRUBS. No wonder any kid from them are naturally BUSHMEN.

HAHAHAHAHAAH! Funny youuuuuu. . .

No, did not manage to see that thread ohhh but I bet after I see it, I will laugh till my teeth fall off from my jaw nna.

You guys are crazy you know that

Poor Ituen. . . . Dont worry, I wont believe untill I see the truth.


Jeovy and showbobo, dont make me put you both in my villains list ohhh. . . . . The punishments are very tough. You guys would cry like school boys after that.

LordChaser:
DUH. . . . Who else. To Gabby.

You don't know her status in College before? She's the Gambling Queen!

Since when? If I am known to be the Gambling Queen, I will be gambling every single day but I didn't.

Only on special occasions. But yeah, I always win!

Yes, you are already in the bad list. Check this out https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=153820.msg2549565#msg2549565
HAAA!

Ok sis. Odabo.

So finally you became best friends with Ch3coo. HAHAHA!  he's one crazy dude.

Ok sis, that means you must be on my Villains list.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2549627#msg2549627 date=1216879132]LOL, you mean the cupid pix? lol,


gabby, I still can't believe you don't know am mesmerize. lol, am born again [/quote]WHAT WHY YOU NO TELL ME OHHHHHHH!!!

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2549614#msg2549614 date=1216878659]woah, you scared the sh*t out of me. hold, now I gotta use the restroom jk

You just popped in [/quote]You dey talk to me ? Me sef no understand what you're tryna say ohhh, . . .

No I did not just popped in. I was here all along.

Byt the way you were the one scaring me. You stole my momma's picture and you stole Mesmerize picture as well! bad Bad CHIKA

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=38130.msg2549601#msg2549601 date=1216878404]Gabrywl, eww eww TMI! You know![/quote]Whats TMI? ohhh Too Much Info on what?

Anthony, after eading your post, I think I have to increase your punishment to life behind bars and to chop off your sausage and meat balls.

Dont worry pal, we will frame it up for you in order for you to look at it as a lifetime memory. Have a great one

@ Topic
Yikes!!!! That painting is in my momma's room!!! Did you stole it
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Cayon, Eh Chika, What foursome. I'm still virgin ohhhh. . . .

Poster, in any relationships, there are always a 50/50 chances on getting your heart break. Its like a lottery. You never know when you will loose your money or when you will hit the jack pot. So since you have decided to be in a relationship, these are the risk which you should be willing to take.

Secondly, in a relationship, you must always see yourself first before other people and ask yourself these questions:-
1) Do I really love him like as in I value him to be with me?
2) Do I trust him?
3) Am I willing to share all of his burdens till death do us part?

If its yes to the three of them, than you should wait for him (if you have doubts because of the long distance, I know that you actually dont really love him, do you know that?) - I know this myself because I have had long distance relationships as well before. If no to either one of them especially the trust factor, then break it off and move on with life. Theres no point to engage yourself in a relationship if you dont trust your man.

lastly, I would advise you to pleaseeeeeee for the love of God, never ever make decisions because of what you see in your other friends. Not everybody will have the same fate you and I know that very well.

Ok girl, Good luck to you in making the right decision and all the best.Learn from every mistakes and you shall be fine.

you cheat on him, he cheat on you, Its done and settled fair and square so dont tell him.

Uhm. . . . To be honest with you, if my man is not doing sex the way I would like him to do it, I would instruct him how to do it and if he instruct me how to do it on him, I shall give it to him but hey! what do I know, I havent done it yet but I think thats the best way to improve your sex life. Or maybe you both should be a little more adventerous. Discuss with him on a role play for sex like maybe he becomes the doctor and you become the nurse or he becomes the teacher, you become the student and . . . . Gosh! You know what I mean. . . .

HCH3COO:
Villains you love to hate? I made the list?
Believe it or not 71 is the new 2 , and like mcdonalds, i'm loving it.
ogun lakaye oshimale will cut off your and serve it to the hens.

_{I want to thank mama and papa sikira
without them this award wouldn't be possible}

HAHAHA! See yourself bobo. Not villains which I love to hate, Villains which is suit to be punish ohhh. You did not see the punishment collumn?

Even you are flattered in making the list. Your punishement will be held somewhere next week. Get ready to have an extra curly hair after the striking

KarmaMod:
um which karma?

Not karma. Krama.

Believe it or not, these people are evil villains of Nairaland

Ch3coo -  Claim to be 71 years old (Have you ever heard of a grandpa that old using Nairaland before? How updated),
if he is really 71 years old, I think its dangerous ohh
             -  Had been very sarcastic on most threads (calling people worwor and tampons is not nice nna)
             - Flirting around with all da ladies (Naughty bobo) and even want to do the 'Fe Mi' tactic. . . .
                                              Punishment: Let Amadioha to strike strike you

Oyato    - Plagiarism (Have been stealing my love message to flirt with a Naira Girl)Gabry shakes head
              - Claim to come right back in Nairaland but had ran away because he was robbing a bank that time
              - Have been a very dirty minded boy (Damn,  the amount of sexuality talk)
                                Punishment: 3 Whips on the Behind and 50 times pumping with one finger


dreeldee  - One minute he's a male another minute he turned transgendered (was proven on his Profile pics) - don't tell
me you become like Thailand bobo ohhh
                - too much teasing around (after Lord Zion would strike strike you sha)
                                  Punishment: you have to dress up like 50cent transgendered - the one on your pic before

acidrop     - Threaten people to pay up money to her otherwise she wont bring you to Disneyland
                 - Lied to a foreignor that Kokolet means masturbathing (or was it cheap slut?) since it means Pretty Lady
             Punishment: Bringing me to Disneyland for free and make sure you make me go visit my favorite cartoon!

krama        - a 3 year old boy on Nairaland
                  - since he is a minor, what is he doing on the 'see nice pictures here thread by EFOSA VAL' lookin at smurf
sucking a woman's tits
                                                Punishment: Stay virgin for the rest of your life   

dre101       - Posting nasty pictures which is not suite for a minor like krama to see
                  -  have been reading people's sex story over and over again (another naughty bobo)
  Punishment: Lock up your sausage for 8 years and you are only allowed to make friends with mishooo and krama

AshtonJake  - Exploiting my name around this public forum
                    - Discouraging my friend WendyRao. . . . (Hiss at you!  )
                                                         Punishment: Death sentence

Mishooo       - Have been dirty minded at the age of 80 years old (Old man, did you use Viagra or what?)
                    - Pretending to be old just to get da ladies attention (Hmm! You don't fool me pal)
                                                Punishment: Join the monestry for 15 years

timmfick         - Happen to talk to da ladies half way and had to dissapear because he met a kokolet at the other side of the
                        street and decide to go flirt with her. NA WA ooo
                      - Too serious at times to be true since I find all Naija men very playful and naughty. Are you sure you're a
Naija  bobo? If I know any berra, I think you are a malaysian bobo ohhhh. . . . .
    Punishment: Cast away on an island somewhere around Malaysia surrounded by beavers and Mango's only

AnthonyKil      - What a dirty cheap bugger
                                                                      Punishment: BEHIND BARS

Ruby_Pearl       - Talk with ya mouth full
                        - Multiple identity (true self villain ohh)
                        - Stole Cupid's painting from my momma
           This is a serious one. . . . therefore your punishment shall be: eating Durians and salted fish for a year

I dont agree ohh. How do you explain the cat whom have 9 lives?

seun001:
an interesting thread,i'll say,Gab, u are doing a good job managing this crazy guys.

Thanks seun001. I must say, these guys should be put behind bars. . .

HCH3COO:
gabrwyl who is this scorpion of a guy? he sounds suicidal, help him o.

CH3COO, yes. . . . . the dude does sound suicidal. He was suppose to be my blood brotha but he act like he smoked crack for 5 years in a row. . . . I think he should be put to the mental institution ohhh. . . .


SCORPIONN,
Ok, I will meet up with you at 4.00pm at the football field today because my bf is playing football. We'll talk out in the open infront of my bf because I hate hiding things away from him and I hate secrets. Thats all I can offer. Take it or leave it.

If I were saucekid, I would be honored because I have a pretty crazy wife like Ibkaye.      jk

Igbo

jeovy,
yes, I need proof otherwise I dont buy it that he is evil. If I'm not wrong, I think you guys are accusing him. All ya'll are naughty bobo's ohhh. . . . .

showbobo,
show it. Come on. We're waitin for you bobo.

Hm. . . . you must be Mr. Hulk's brotha, Hilk.

HCH3COO:
This is good news! I go contact you pronto

HAAAA!!!! BRO, you're funny,. . . . .

lonelypal:
Sure u dnt understand yourself either

Sorry I mean some ladies. I repeat, SOME LADIES!!!

Playful jolly bugger.

Family

Jeovy:
gabrywyl,

you are dead wrong,Ituen is wicked and baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

HAAAAAA!!!!! No evidence ohhh. . .

WendyRao:
Graby,
Thanks for your prompt Reply,
You Looks Cool in the Pic OOOO,

Thanks babe. Hey do you have facebook?

maybe what you can do is that you make him promise that if he sees you this time, you will go and see him next time?

WendyRao:
Hey Gabby,


My Boyfriend called me to be his city,
The reason is he has been in the sickness of Missing Somebody,
But I do really busy no time to be there,
But He Can Not understand ,
He only Thought the reason Might be in my city,
I Must with someone More important than him,
Even I beg him to my city,
He Said "NO"without hastily,


Thats the quarreling on phone started,

Wendy, wow! Your bf cannot be that all about himself and only himself. How come he dont trust you? If he is like that, I'm afraid to say that he might bring a problem in the future if he continues to be that way. In a relationship, both must be able to give and take. last time when I was in a logndisance relationship with my baby, we took turns to see and visit each other. And when he was tight with money, its either I go there or I would buy him an air ticket to come here and when I was broke, he did the same for me. So I think he better elarn how to grow up or no one would want to be with him eventually. . . .