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dragonslay:


GABBY! How come you don't invite me to come over?

Mig I dont invite people like you guys. When any of you want to come down, just do so. You're all welcome. Ok?  

Ooohh Sorry brotha. I got confuse cause you add the happen at the back. I thought whats up is Wetin dey and when you add the happen at the back it means what happen? heheh!

Anyways, nothing much bro. Just writing my diary. Whats up with you?

HCH3COO:
gabriel wetin dey happen

What happen? What do you mean bro?

AnthonyKil:



DAMN. . . . . GABBBYYYYY!!! can you be my girlfriend

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! crazy nut case. . . .

AshtonJake:
GABBYYYY!!!! I miss your cooking. . . . But its okay because soon I go there I'll get to eat all of your cooking!

Oh can you make that Kiwi Manggo soap essence for me please

Awwww. . . . Thanks. You look too highly on me you know that? But after you try my boy's cooking, you will want to eat his food instead of mine for sure.

Uhm sorry the time you come, the Mango will be out as it is not the season. I dont know, depending on my mango tree. But theres the grapefruit season by then so I can make Kiwi and grapefruit soap as well as JAM!!!

LordChaser:
OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INVITE ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!




how about scorpion?

I;m very sorry. let me rephrase that. My boyfriend wants you and Scorpion to come by for dinner as he will be cooking.

I learn it from the internet a long time ago. And then I would try to substitute alot of things to make it my own. I know. . . . . Everyone loves it especially my father.

By the way, my bf invited you to come eat tonight. He'll be cooking. What do you say?

LordChaser:
Even if I get scones and bread and hisbiscus, I would love it you know that? My girl don't do this for me and I have 5 girlfriend's in the past, none will do this and none will plant a garden at the back of her house.

heheheh! Looking at the napkin, I was wondering, how on earth did you ever thought of that and this time, what is the name of that folding

I don't know if I were to touch it or not because it looks really nice.

Do you do the same thing for your boy?

Nope, he gets much more than that! HAHA! I dont give him flowers on his tray because I eat together with him. But when he wakes up, I prepare the bath tub with warm water and place flower petals and lychee soap essence in them. You remember that soap which I brought for you the other day? That one. But I cannot give you both that soap cause I'm running out of ingredients. Today amd going to the market to see if I can get peaches and I'll make some out of it to let you guys bath at night.

I'm sorry Chase but I just love doing it. I want to be a landlady in the future. I love renting rooms to people and serving meals and doing my gardening and stuff like that. Hey, I folded it and can fold 100 of those napkin in 5 minutes so just use it. That folding is called The Cockscromb but usually people call it Cinderella shoes as it does look like Cindy's shoes.

Tonight am baking buns so you'll see tomorrow a napkin being fold into a Lotus and I will place those buns on it. YEAAA!!! Ok, now you get me all excited! 

Hibiscus for those staying at the beach house. They get hibiscus and a good morning card. And they got scones, wholemeal bread, croissants, fruits and yoghurt only. Seeee? You get stew and pie and fruits. Heheh!

Noooo. . . . I think presentation is very important! So therefore a meal must have some flowers and nice folded napkins. OHHHH Do you like the napkin folding I fold you? HAHAHA! 

By the way Scorp, you like my sunflowers? heheh! I grew them at the back of my house. I have to show it to you this evening. I gave everyone hibiscus today but you get sunflowers.    (which means you're a good friend and a good brother to me.) 

Oh no. am not a good cook compared to my boyfriend. He's the best.

Hey, post in your real pic jor. That one look more handsome ooo. . .

Well dreeldee, I just realize that in life, when you keep thinking about something so much especially when you dont like that particular thing, it will always comes to you and when you just let it go and let life be as it is, it wont hit you that often.

yeap. . . . . and yet they say Nigerian men are liars and cheaters. This is a malaysian dude. . . .

Me? Fighting with my cousin brother? Nah. . . . I dont do that only when he annoys me than I will try to annoy him back.

Am not in a good mood because my brother stole some money from my bf. My bf says its okay but I'm not happy with it. I am waiting for my brother to come back and than I will have to have a word with him. . . .

Yes I know. . . . . . . I saw him in the house reading, . . . . . I baked an apple pie and my bf cooked come beef stew this morning and I brought some over for you and thats when I saw him and I sneaked through the back door, left the food on the table and left quietly. . . . Am not in the good mood this morning so I'm just gonna avoid confronting him. . . .

@ Topic,

Says who? Not all of us are the same you know.

By the way, I make my own fortune and I don't need no guy to please me with his fortune. . . . .

dreeldee, you honestly know how to scare the hell out of people. . . . . Sheeeeeesh! 


Who is Chinesedoll anywayz?

Chat2MeBac:
@Xfabulous.
What's cooking dear?

@Gabrywyl , where is your sense of humour, Of course it is the same as farting.I didn't attend village school,

Oh sorry I forgot to add a laugh at the back.

Not eldee, Dreeldee. I love his profile pictur (the one before this one). Its a work of art and just when I wanted to look at it, he go gave me a shock!!!

DEAR LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DREELDEEEE. . . . You gave me a heart attack this early morning just looking at your Profile Pic!!!

All the best to you Bro. But I also think that if you dont think about it so much, you wont realize it. Try that as well. I bet it will all work out for you.

acidrop:
wetin be your own sef? tufiakwa is a strong word oo, make u no come choke for your own word. . . . .

Gab, tufiakwa means something bad, something u wouldnt wish for yourself

Yikes! The person saying it in the start is the person hisself. SAD SAD. . . .

Anyways, why is it always referring to females since on earth, the majority of the females are known to have good body ocours compared to the males. I personally think that most men have bad body odours. Sorry but it is the truth.

My friend is thin and her body odour is like EWWWW!!!!! What the hell!!! Yet I also have a friend whom is plus size and she also have a baddddddddddddddddddd body odour. . . And also even one of my slim figured friend has a BODY ODOUR!!!!! So I dont know. . . What do you think?