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JAKE!!! SHUT IT OR ILL MAKE SURE YOU DONT COME VISIT ME!!!

Sorry Wendy, sometimes he can be very boyish. . . . . Ignore him girl. And also because of his attitude, thats why he doesn have no gf. Oh and he is Spanish but he lives in Italy.

Wendy,

a few of my Nigerian friends (whom are guys), they got married to malaysian girls and have been living in the country for several years. Just a few examples:- My friend Augustine, he is Nigerian and he is an Igbo guy, he got married to his Malaysian wife for 4 years now and they have 2 children. And another of my Nigerian friend, Prince whom is a Yoruba, he got married to a malaysian lady as well for 6 years and both have migrated to New Zealand.

Even if their culture is true, I feel that in life at times, we as humans must be able to make our own free will decision as it is our life, not our parents life. When they are long gone and have died, who will make the decision for us? If your bf love you that much and yet he had to follow the so called family tradition, than I feel he is one of those sorry to say this chicken shit where when people tells him to die, he would go and die.

Imagine like us, being Asian and our ancestors had once taught us not to get married to Black people as it is taboo (there werent any certified documentation on this yet they say it our from their dirty mouths) yet why we still do so? Its because we have our own mind set and we decide how our life and destiny is going to be.

Therefore its all up to your bf. As for you, you're lucky that you havent got married to him and have not gotten him any pikin (children) and also ou are then able to know by then whether he really loves you or not. However, I will go and ask my bf about this culture and tradition and I will get back to you on that.

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b]Posted by ituen[/b]
Saucekid walked into the lingerie department in a large department store. After getting up enough nerve, he approached a saleslady. Seeing he was already red faced, she asked if she could help him.

Saucekid finally stammered and told her his wife (Ibkaye) had asked him to get her a bra. When he was asked what size she wanted, he realized he didn't know.

Being helpful, the clerk asked him if he could give her a clue. " Are they the size of grapefruits " she asked. " No", he said, " not that big. " Well, how about oranges ", "no not that big ". "plums " " no".

Running out of fruits she said," how about eggs . His face lit up as he said "yes!!! fried eggs".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Ok, am sorry but only today I found this thread. . . . Ituen, you said you cannot beat me at jokes. . . What is this This is one hell of a DAMN FUNNY JOKE ohhhh. . . . .

Since when Ituen is wicked I thought he is a lovely guy. . . .

Jake, cut the crap already!!!  What is wrong with you dude. .  . . . . Going around spoiling my name. . . Sheesh!


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Summary

gabrywyl:
CH3COO, What do you mean?

OHHHHHH. . . . Ok now I get it.

JAKE, MIND YOUR MANNERS. . . .         

CH3COO, What do you mean?

Dual Core:
fine boy. . .
[s]too many fine boys here. . . just dey spoil market for me [/s]

Why? You dont think you're a fine boy sha?

Yes Anthony, he came to visit me. I dont know what to say and what to do. . . . . . And my bf went balistic just lookin at his reaction. I have speak out my mind and have told him my set plans but he dont seem to care. I guess I cannot do anything else. . . .

dreeldeee. . . . U're mean. . .


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Poster, How about which Nairaland dudes do you think is Handsome?

Marry  my age mate? WHy not? Is it a crime?

Why do some people like to make a big issue out of something and make life complicated

Poster,

Thats why now you slap your own face. . . . NA WAAAA OOOO. . . .

if you really want to settle down, you choose the guy which you love most and would die for than you dump the rest and proceed with your settling down. I dont see any difficulty in doing that?

But if you dont like all of them, then dump all of them and look for your perfect match.

Sometimes I dont understand you ladies. . . . You make life so complicated and then you make it a big issue. . . . Sheesh. . .

My favorite nairalander

Geez. . . am not into that stuff as I am neutral.

Bonjour. Comment alez vous? Je m'apelle Gabry est je suis vingt sanc ans. Je voudraise manger riz avec poulet du fromage. Je suis fatigue est because of what NAIRALAND!!!!!!!


peace out.

acidrop:
but the whole asian concept now

You dey confuse me jare

hey guys. good monring. am sorry for all the confusion. Uhm. . . to be honest with you I am confuse of what language i'm actually typing. If I'm not mistaken its Yoruba and Pidgin and of course english. And I think the Nne and Nna is igbo Its Nigerian language. I heard it from my boyfriend and his friends and I learn a little here so I tried my best to use it based on what I hear.


Mind you Chase, am not good at french. The other day you heard me talking to the french dude just cause I heard it from someone before and I tried to copy it thats all. Heheh!

Aiiiii. . . You Hot Bugger

Mustay:
Bo se n ko yoruba bayi, o da pe ogbologbo ni e n sin!

literally meaning:

With the way you 're writing this language, it seems you've become an expert

Thanks for the compliment.

Posted by: Mustay
Mo wa pa gabby o. Bo se n ko yoruba bayi, o da pe ogbologbo ni e n sin!

Sorry bobo. Abeg. Me sef no understand the above. Explanation please?  

Posted by: ibkaye
@gab
wow, you are really pikin up well on yoruba

Thanks sis. I dey try small small.  

Poster, let me get this straight. So you're trying to ask us that whether if its advisable to keep your so called Virgin gf after you caught her sleeping around with another guy whom buys her a house? (I dont know if you are referring to your friend or you now)

Well, if what I said above is correct, the answer is NO. Dont keep her because its obvious that she does not love you and she is materialistic. Girls like that will dump their poor boyfriends and go for the richer ones provided that those guys could glitter them with gold from head to toe.

Virgin or no virgin, it shows that she is not honest in this relationship and if she feels like having sex, why dont she just tell you that she wanted it since you have a magic stick all ready for her? Why does she have to go behind your back and get other bobo's magic stick? She's a FOOL! so leave her and find another girl. . . . .

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I would say:-

Ore mi to dun, Bawo ni? Mo wa pa?

HCH3COO:
my friend talk say virginity is a crime. reproduction is the koko of human existence.

A crime than how come you're a virgin yourself? See, pot calling the kettle black ooo.

HCH3COO:
why you choose to stereotype me at 71? mind you i manage to look very fit. no need for viagra but i am still virgin



my mat is calling. those darn mosquitos can't wait to suck my blood. i must go rest my head now gabriel. oganjo oru don knack!

I did not choose to sterotype you as any age just cause you mention it in the start. You foggoten? See. . . No wonder you're 71 oo0.

Bobo, be serious this time, what is your age?

Ok, tomorrow you give me your answer. Will wait for it. Goodnight Odabo bobo.

HCH3COO:
why are you asking me? i am only 71.

Well baba, because you make the angry expression just now thats why I ask. . . . Na waaaa oooo. . . see yourself.

HCH3COO:
not done sex at 25 grandma? congratulations. me too i never do sex at 71.

Hey! Is it a crime to stay virgin

HCH3COO:
abeg go siddon somewhere yeye pikin

What does that mean ooo?

HCH3COO:
no be juju. wetin worry you sef. i dey talk of operation-make baby.
even too short no dey my dictionary. no be rapper they call too short?

Have not done sex how to make baby sha. . . .

HCH3COO:
EH? "too soon" is not in my dictionary. i hope you no allow him do something
know whatta mean?

1 year is tooooo short dont you think

Do something like what? Juju?

HCH3COO:
why you dey lie me like this?  you mean the FLAT where i live?

        Let me refresh you mind. . . Hmmm. . . You were flirting with a few girls in some threads. Wait I check you see than you will remember old man.

you call me grandma not yet get married and not yet get pikin. How about you bobo. 71 years old and not yet have your own kokolet. NA WAAAA OOOO

HCH3COO:
for how long you don marry? at 25 you be grandma
how many pikin (children) you get?

EH Watch your mouth ooo bobo. I only meet my guy for 1 year. Too soon to get married dont you think?

HCH3COO:
WAts? i don tell you say i no flirt. i be good guy. you no see?

That one different ooo. . . . I see with ma own eyes on other threads. You are a number 1 FLIRTERER! HAAA

HCH3COO:
hmm. tried toasting her but she refused my advances.

maybe just cause you use it to often on da other kokolets sha.

HCH3COO:
no be toast like toast bread o.


your brothers dey one kain o.  black nigerian dey play band dey play hockey?  that one weird o
next thing you go tell me dey sing opera

Ma brothas Nigerian Says who?

HCH3COO:
even white lie na lie. silly girl.

Different sha. Lie is bad. White lie is harmless jor. Ojasini?

HCH3COO:
HAHAHA! Amadioha god of thunder!!!!!

you no fit lie? every persin dey lie. you just lied.

yes, I still stick to my stand. I no fit lie. But I fit for white lie only  

HCH3COO:
gabrwyl i take style toast that small girl acidrop one time like that
she form like say she too fine

Uhm. . . ok, me sef dont understand this sentence. Explanation please. Abeg.