₦airaland Forum

MeaslesMumpsRub:
If them born you well show your face for zanga na lynching get you.

But the politicians who have gang-rapped and defiled your future without condoms are free to patrol your hood and still spit on you.

How Ludacris.

Righteousness2:
Pathetic!! Terrible and Unfortunate act !

But what Hurts most is where the young man is right now ! The devil is confusing young men and women into engaging in abominations and wicked acts all in a bid to pull them down to Hell Fire. Hell Gore is not a place of fun. It is a place of pains, torture, and regrets.

If you value your Soul, Flee from these evils and Embrace the Lord JESUS Christ. He will wash you, clean you up and make you what you are supposed to be.

Who created him?

Your answer to the above should be answering the below question.

Why didn't the one who created him re-arrange his supposedly miswired brain to begin to reason and act the way you and the one you would agree created him supposed he is to act?

If the one you agreed created him knew for a fact that he was going to end up not in variance with how he should act or behave, why create him at all only to end up getting him confused about himself and ending up brutally murdered?

So many ifs

Johnthejohn:
That serves him right.
I hate Gays and Lesbians with passion

But you'd love to live in countries governed by gays and where they are respected?

I wished you could hate corruption, ritual killings, kidnapping, and every other vice including "hate" itself. Perhaps, just perhaps, all the evils troubling Nigeria would have all been dead by now through you.

Exactly the same way Boko Haram, ISIS, al-Qaeda, and all evil fanatics would see you, hate you, and be begging to cut off your infidel head for being who you are.

Shebi this logic clear for your eye now.

What happened to live and let live.

So long as person no force me to bring my nyansh come or force himself on me, wet in concern me with anything wey you want do with your gbola or butthole...


I'm wired for the luscious body of the opposite gender but heck no, do I hate them wired differently than I am.

Who be me to judge fellow human like me?

People who cannot love even themselves not to talk of people of like gender and same sexual preference will be hiding under the herd mentality of gay being evil to showcase and advertise their hate-filled souls.

Una dey enjoy iPhones, and the designers wears and perfumes...go check the sexual orientation of the minds behind most of your favorite gadgets and clothing's.
Rubbish and hypocrites..

The youths who should have all moved out from their father's houses to start a life on their own without any control from their parents will be seated to listen to a grandfather tell them how he hopes to help them better and live their loves doing forward.

I need to go check the true meaning of irony...

I dey cum, I no go tey..

The next 8 years portend to be a very loooooong one ahead. It might even be longer than 1960 to date.

victorngada20:
Still available

My guy, how far?

You saw it all right from the beginning that she wasn't into you but you were hoping against all odds to force her to be with you.

The perfect opportunity to treat your eff up and stubbornness presented itself when she got pregnant for the other guy who rejected her and only remembered you were in existence and could play the mumu role very perfectly.

I don talk am her so many times..

Women dey smell mumu, ozuo, and weak men from afar, and heck, they despise such men so much and will only look their way or resort to being with them for pecuniary gains only and nothing more or less.

You presented yourself to be played and got served very deservingly.

A love dependent on game, status, and material possessions or account balance solely, isn't qualified to be termed love but lust. This explains everything that's been happening to most marriages these days lasting shorter than the actual wedding ceremonies.

Stop hitting or beating that woman. Allow her go back to where her.mind truly is in peace and save yourself all the headaches and troubles. When you find the one who is truly meant for you, you'd only look back on this episode and give yourself some deserved knocks for being a Dundee while it lasted.

Modified:

I just realised I might have wasted my time on a troll thread.

Mtcheeew

Land wey no be your own you wsn collect extra 20%.

I shake my nyansh for una greed.

Me for like buy this land but no, thanks.

You go fear stitching na

Na Obioma sew that leg?

Wonderful.

Everything about this my country na risk.

You won't even know when you innocently of your own volition will stroll into a kidnapper or ritualist den all in a bid to lodge in a hotel.

Is this even qualified to be called a country?

Which kind wahala be this?

Lol

Funny shit...

Na dog voice the dogs dey hear for the song oh...there's something about that note which makes it resonate with the dogs...lol

She deserves a Doggy Grammy for this feat.

I'm so happy to see my sister gone global humanly and doggily...

We are proud of you Tems.

Why all these shalayeing for effs sake.

Make una allow person reason how him wan survive this new year jare

Whats this going to chanji?

Sai...waka

Kfed4ril:
My birthday mate.

Hey birthday mate.

Happy birthday.

Nursepepeye:
what if I say you are a police

You are under arrest...Sajent....

Florentus...

Okay na

Nursepepeye:
you know how many years he has been extorting driver on that axis before they plan to jam am rum. Police are very wicked

What if he's truly not one of the extortionists?

Eeyyaaaa, poor innocent policeman...

guobe:
for real

People no dey waka am before the proliferation of cars?

Impossible is just a word and nothing in the real sense of it.

guobe:
how you wan take waka from Lagos to Benin city guy.lol

Check my signature to understand.

That one na small journey guy.

If you want learn how to do shortcut for this kind waka...na to find any visible landmark wey you know for Benin. Then find one mountain climb for around Shagamu for night. Once you fit sight the landmark, na to draw your route from there away from the normal route wey cars dey ply.

guobe:
I don't really understand what is happening in this country.Prices of things are skyrocketing and the silence from people is deafening.Transport fare from Lagos to Benin city is approaching 20,000 naira and it seems normal.The majority of the people are still ready to vote in bad Government because of tribe and religion.I am beginning to feel Nigerians deserve to suffer and the suffering will be promax this time around.

Na una get money to waste.

Once I carry my backpack loaded with my essentials, I go use short cut wska that journey, tops, 3 days.

Clowns

Messi's retirement home signing will make everyone shout "Subhanallah".

Saudi Arabia don set very tough precedence.

sageb:
Happy Birthday, gaby.
WULLNP

Thanks

Miracood2:
Happy birthday sir Gaby!

God's goodness keep on finding you in this new age of yours.

Thanks.

Eyaaa

Poor guy going innovative in his hustle but energy no dey. Make that guy no go collapse frontal oh...

E get the kind truck wey go zoom pass that guy now the wind go carry this guys drop for the next interaction....

Godsownfc:
My prayer for you today is that the almighty God never cease blessing you, may you know nothing but happiness this day onward and that you see more remarkable days like today. Happy birthday sir Gaby!!!
Sorry I'm not a troll and I do not have entitlement mindset just that I kept this in mind since the day you said it. Even if you didn't do new year for me, I hope and pray you will do birthday giveaway for me sir.

Thank you.

God bless.

We just started the new year hustle, no worries.

Dem tell you say na problem.to them?

Go ask Jona

Kai....see soup as e fresh.

I was craving this beautiful meal with some smoothly pounded steaming yam on new year's day but alas....It made me grumpy all day not being able to conjure one.
God dey sha

So sorry, sis.
Farewell.

Hopefully, your killer(s) will be tracked and brought to the book except it was suicide.

Unfunny lots who think comedy is taking pleasure in the situations and lights of the down-trodden and people living with special needs.

I go come siddon carry my money go pay give these ones to dey mock people...God forbid....

Poor thing...