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Business › Re: New Naira Notes: Restaurant Owner Embarasses Male Customer, Tears His Trousers by gaby(m): 2:04pm On Dec 26, 2022
tollyboy5:
CAP!

If you no dey careful naso you go swear for your unborn children bedat.

See dis one, you think sey " pastor pikin you dey follow talk shit" grin grin grin grin

I just leave to curse yourself more. You learn your lesson.
You actually thought everyone on this forum is as headless and lowlifed like you?

You are a curse to you and everyone linked to you.

Waste of sperm.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'He's On His Own': King Charles Ousts Prince Andrew From Buckingham Palace by gaby(m): 2:03pm On Dec 26, 2022
Wanbissaka:
done sir
You'll be credited. Forwarded your details. Certainly not today though. However, if he does it today, na your luck be that. I've given the instruction.
Happy holidays.
Business › Re: New Naira Notes: Restaurant Owner Embarasses Male Customer, Tears His Trousers by gaby(m): 1:56pm On Dec 26, 2022
tollyboy5:
fo0L oponu! If e sure for you , make we meet 4 Lagos this 31st

Ori e ti o Fe pe yen.
B∆stard son of a fo0L!
Hahaha haha

Idiot.

You are truly a bastard. Make me and you meet...lol

Wetin I want meet riff raff for.

The road to your trench don good abi where you want make I meet you.

You are cursed now and forever.

Enjoy this moment because you won't see 2023, trust me.

You go understand say no be everybody wey you see on or offline you go just dey beef and hate on over nothing.

I go use you as scape goat.
Politics › Re: Akere: Oyetola Will Be Back As Osun Governor by gaby(m): 1:53pm On Dec 26, 2022
tollyboy5:
On such issues I don't interact with slave descendant.
Lol...

Empty barrel.

Send your account details.

Hunger na bastard.

Idiot kid.

Since the cursed souls who brought you to this world to be a curse failed in giving you a proper training, we have taken it upon ourselves to teach kids like you life lessons. All for free, no charges.
Business › Re: New Naira Notes: Restaurant Owner Embarasses Male Customer, Tears His Trousers by gaby(m): 1:49pm On Dec 26, 2022
tollyboy5:
If I tell people women are very stvpid, they'll look like I'm too harsh. I've take note of several of my experience to come to such conclusion.

There was a time my friend went to buy food stuff from a lady in my area. Thank God I was there, as a lagosian and from a strong family my confidence no small.
This lady just started accusing my friend that his 1k is fake.
My friend was dumbfounded and shock, she started dragging him, and that place was bustop were agbero plenty at night.
I quickly swung into action, this time new note matter no even dey inside the issue. I told my friend to bring out enough 1k note to show her he's not hungry looking for how to spend fake money.
Unfortunately for us that the last cash on him lol. I told the lady I'll give a dirty Hot slap if she keeps rough handling my friend and nothing will happen that this is Lagos, I told her I'll get her stupid ass arrested.
One other idiot fellow woman came to check the normal 1k and shouted "fake ni " . I really put fear in the stupid lady's body and was wishing to land her hot slap but she saw my face and reduce her tempo.

Me wey my angered face dey look like devil before. When two or three area boys came, me myself relate with them like Omo iya. They checked the money and told her it's not fake, God bless Lagos area boys . They know the lady well enough but didn't come to take side.
The idiot girl was now explaining how she has been dupped before in Lagos that she's from Togo.
She was saying that to gain sympathy from people who gathered, I was like you should be kneeling begging me instead of telling me nonsense story.
I was disappointed my friend didn't want to arrest someone that would have caused mob action on him.

I'm a gentle person but if woman try that shit with me I will beat nonsense! From her body.
No wonder....

Your mum and sisters are stupid.

You are cursed forever.

Now, I understand better.
I spit, sheet, and pee on you.

Tueeeh
Politics › Re: Akere: Oyetola Will Be Back As Osun Governor by gaby(m): 1:46pm On Dec 26, 2022
tollyboy5:
In Lagos settings he's from Lagos. I'm an indigene and I'll tell you that confidently.
Indigene of Makoko

Idiot.

People dey claim Lagos this riff-raff sef dey shook mouth.

Oponu oshi
Politics › Re: Noise Pollution: Lagos Shuts Quilox Club by gaby(m): 1:42pm On Dec 26, 2022
tollyboy5:
90% chances says he's from the east. I've been on here since 2015 Its most likely to know where certain person is from after noticing several comments from the person.
I'm from Lagos and I replied when I think I'm supposed to.
Bastard urchin.

Now I understand where your frustration is coming from.

Foolish pikin wey armed robber and prostitute produce.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'He's On His Own': King Charles Ousts Prince Andrew From Buckingham Palace by gaby(m): 1:34pm On Dec 26, 2022
tollyboy5:
Give that to your mother. Son of a Fo0L!


Ahahaha oya do giveaway na. Broke fo0L! E see aza dey type dm.

Simp!
Small boy.

I have told you, na hunger go kpai you. You never see something.

This frustration go make you use karate, kicks and slaps to wake the people who brought you into this world to be a nuisance up.

Asswipe.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 1:32pm On Dec 26, 2022
sharpwriter:
I have replied sir.... Speechless, speechless, that's how you make me feel! cool shocked

Greatest shout out to you boss!
One love, bro.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'He's On His Own': King Charles Ousts Prince Andrew From Buckingham Palace by gaby(m): 1:03pm On Dec 26, 2022
Miracood2:
Sir please I need the giveaway to. God bless you in return.
Dm
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'He's On His Own': King Charles Ousts Prince Andrew From Buckingham Palace by gaby(m): 1:02pm On Dec 26, 2022
ColddIce:
Sir Gaby, can I drop mine?

Good afternoon
Dm
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'He's On His Own': King Charles Ousts Prince Andrew From Buckingham Palace by gaby(m): 1:02pm On Dec 26, 2022
Wanbissaka:
Can I join ur giveaway?
Dm
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 1:01pm On Dec 26, 2022
sharpwriter:
Done boss!
What's cooking sir? smiley
Yam pepepersoup don set.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 12:50pm On Dec 26, 2022
sharpwriter:
Done boss!
What's cooking sir? smiley
Yam pepper soup...lol
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 12:40pm On Dec 26, 2022
sharpwriter:
Done boss!
Check
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'He's On His Own': King Charles Ousts Prince Andrew From Buckingham Palace by gaby(m):
tollyboy5:
You don post rvbbish again.

Mr CAP.

0loshi
Frustrated hungry swine.

I'm doing Christmas giveaway. Send me your account.

Your frustration just dey do press up.

I don tell you say your death before December 31st go dey very miserable.

Douchebag.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 12:08pm On Dec 26, 2022
Mumben:
Good morning Sir, I've sent you a dm
Okay
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 12:08pm On Dec 26, 2022
sharpwriter:
Done boss!
Aight
Family › Re: Me And My Daughter's Face For Those 3hrs Visitors This Xmas by gaby(m): 3:01am On Dec 26, 2022
Beautiful baby...
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'He's On His Own': King Charles Ousts Prince Andrew From Buckingham Palace by gaby(m):
We just might be smelling the end of a roguish, thieving, and murderous empire.

Truly, where there is a beginning, an end is definitely inevitable.

The fall of an empire beckons.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 11:36pm On Dec 25, 2022
sharpwriter:
My shout out goes to gaby ... God bless you sir!
Dm
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 11:36pm On Dec 25, 2022
[quote author=Mumben post=119431687][/quote]Good to hear from you.

We'll do the new year by God's grace.

Dm details again I'm too lazy to start scrolling.

Regards.
Science/Technology › Re: AC Is Writing F3 Code by gaby(m): 10:01pm On Dec 25, 2022
phrezzz:
it's not fan mode. F3 is actually an error for inverter AC's. I know what I'm talking about.
Thank. you for the lesson, bro.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 10:00pm On Dec 25, 2022
Mumben:
Special shout out to gaby and some other nairalanders who encouraged me sometime in August when I created a thread on how I was mocked by a neighbor. He encouraged me financially as well. @gaby, may God be your present help in times of trouble Amen.
Eweeee....mummy wa....

Good to her from you sis. I hope.you are well with the kids and everyone.

No vex jare...you are never forgotten...

God bless...
Politics › Re: Moment Governor Ayade Broke Down On Live Television [video] by gaby(m): 8:49pm On Dec 25, 2022
Scam crocodilic tears of metabolistic budget.
Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas! Anyone Struggling To Feed Today? by gaby(m): 5:02pm On Dec 25, 2022
Pearlqueen:
Amen.
Happy birthday fellow Capricorn.

Mine comes up on the 4th of January.

Enjoy your day, sis.
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by gaby(m): 4:33pm On Dec 25, 2022
sharpwriter:
My shout out goes to gaby ... God bless you, sir!
I celebrate you too, @sharpwriter.

May our coming years be better and bigger than the previous years.

Happy celebrations, bro.
Celebrities › Re: Davido & Chioma Join Their Family a Christmas Vacation In Carpe Verde by gaby(m): 3:42pm On Dec 25, 2022
Centurion101:
You're a useless nuisance,a pathetic excuse for a human being
Na thunder go strike you dead...slowpoke

A black Christmas to you and yours.

Goat
Food › Re: Europe-Based Nigerian Vlogger Laments Over Hike In Price Of Goat Meat This Xmas by gaby(m): 3:34pm On Dec 25, 2022
Their mouth dey always look funny.

Not surprising for an ever-complaining mouth, though.
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Mom by gaby(m): 3:33pm On Dec 25, 2022
tollyboy5:
I'm a Muslim Fo0L, your statement will be the portion for your children 1diot.

Olori pelebe
Lazy thieving prick...

Dangote trailer na him go delete you and your entire lineage.
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Mom by gaby(m): 3:31pm On Dec 25, 2022
tollyboy5:
I'm a Muslim Fo0L, your statement will be the portion for your children 1diot.

Olori pelebe
I have prayed for you.
If you make it through this Christmas, you won't see January 1st.

This is my prayer for you.
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Mom by gaby(m): 3:24pm On Dec 25, 2022
tollyboy5:
You sabi post rvbbish!
Asswiped dingbatted slowpoke.

May you have a very black and miserable Christmas.

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