₦airaland Forum

Thunder fire your gworo-stained mouth, dingbat.

Were you praising the administration that preceded yours?

Jesters

What a way to exit the world.

Indeed, 1000 ways to die...

This administration is forcing out our hidden talents...

I knew that the true content of this interview will be way different from what's reported here.

Misery does indeed love company..

Wahala...

Nigeria is going the way of Haiti slowly..

Lol...

What part of his body are they doing this to avoid seeing?

Wahala

A very smart way to find out people's original body counts especially the " ayam or I was a virgin" crews.

Him beans don done wella

They said the FG has attracted Billions of $ dollars worth of new investments to replace them.

Na so dem talk oh no be me talk am oh..

socialmediaman:

You are very right, and I conceed.

After all, the contraption is their farm-set up and must be run according to their dictates for profitability sake.

Oh, yeah.

Bobo Chicago, the investments clear, your shoe shine, Nigerians dey enjoy the investments.

DangoSugar, MTN, etc. are all declaring excess profits.

How many orders per year do these Neo-Colonialists dish out to the U.S. and other European countries in a year?

The game is real.

Everybody tire for the matter...

Prigidypogodo:
wait oo
she's not a Nigerian?

Welcome to Nigeria..

May Nigeria not descend to this low even though it is hard not to expect it.

Mcslize:
gaby, please try and kindly create a thread and give us the full gist of your japa move 25 years ago if you don't mind. It's really going to be an eye opener to lots of persons. We will learn alot from it trust me. What do you think?

I did in 2018.

Check my signature for the link.

Chrisrare:
why not go to the family compound house since you know it

BAT economy don make bros begin look for old schoolmates.

Who knows, maybe he wants to bless them. However, if reverse is the case, dem no go answer am because if he was indeed a good friend he would have looked for them right from Abacha's regime down to Bubu's administration.

Hunger dey make brain shake and eye turn person.

Ask4bigneyo:
Her choice to resign is personal i guess.

I wish her the very best.
NB: Can I apply for the post of a MODERATOR? Been an hardent follower here since 2011. I promise to do my job with little or no supervision.

Cc: Seun

We don't want another "Hardent follower" as a mod, please. We already have a lot of them here doing a very good job of ruining the platform.

The first one is a picture from your mind and what you dream you had and the second picture is a picture of your ekuke.

Na the current economy make you remember your long lost friend?

Talk true...

Abacha dey power you no look for your long lost friend.
OBJ come, your long friend never lost.
Yaradua nko? For where, your friend never lost long.
GEJ enter power, your friend still long, e never lost.

Bubu sai baba, your friend was still a very long friend.

Na now wey BATistuta enter you know say your friend don long lost?

Even the friend go yimu you at this point.

They still won't listen.

The economy is successfully floating into the Atlantic ocean.

Another genuine alarm raised.

He's relaxed and unfazed knowing that oga at the top is in Arsehole Rock.

Resurgent2016:
So far today, it has devalued by NGN40 against GBP. I wonder who next they will blame.

They'll soon blame the Atlantic Ocean for allowing the Naira to float into it while ignoring the Floater.

Craze people...

New week, new craze from the moronns that don't even understand what Binance or Crypto truly means.



I'm sure Binance, Aboki Fx, and Crypto are the reason why companies like DangoSugar, MTN, et al, are declaring record losses.

They'll soon blame and issue a warrant of arrest for the Atlantic Ocean for allowing the Naira to float into it while ignoring the Floater.

Jakumo:
It is time for us Nairaland legislators to demand that the real Sheikh El Musiwa kindly stand up to bask in the thunderous applause.

The Ayes have it, man. Not one single Nay, against...

Jakumo:
Without the immediate publication of at least 50 pages showing high-resolution satellite pictures to authenticate this person's true identity, we have absolutely no way of knowing if he is who he claimed to be.

Gbamsolutely.

Our very own resident Musiwa has never been known to operate "Mapless".

Waste of flesh.

It can never achieve a real "hard-on".

Musiwa, show us the map, please...

Hahahhaha

Self-destruct button successfully triggered and initiated by selves.

The same Yaradua they gave the nickname "Baba Go Slow" while he was alive?

Nigerians no know where dey pain dem, truly.

The former has always "Bested" the present. Isn't that the definition of backsliding?