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Armricaaaa

May we not find ourselves on any of these flying coffins.

The bolded part below got me laughing and can only be conjured up by exclusive savages and barbarians.

The human will live as long as the crocodile.
He said in his village---he is Igbo---they believe that crocodiles in the wild live to be around 100 years. If anything happens to the crocodile, the human feels it. The human can never die unless the crocodile dies. His mother was 63, and would have been 64 this year. They think the crocodile was also struck by lightning and that’s why his mother was struck by lightning too.

They were so certain that his mum will live up to 100 years, yet, couldn't be so sure what happened to the crocodile, and now they are guessing Mr Crocodile could have been struck by lightning also.

Abeg, wetin be the name of this village?

This is economic and mental terrorism. EFCC where una dey?

Savages and barbarians.

Wow.

The human will live as long as the crocodile.
He said in his village---he is Igbo---they believe that crocodiles in the wild live to be around 100 years. If anything happens to the crocodile, the human feels it. The human can never die unless the crocodile dies. His mother was 63, and would have been 64 this year. They think the crocodile was also struck by lightning and that’s why his mother was struck by lightning too.

They were so certain that his mum will live up to 100 years, yet, couldn't be so sure what happened to the crocodile, and now they are guessing Mr Crocodile could have been struck by lightning also.

Abeg, wetin be the name of this village?

This is economic and mental terrorism. EFCC where una dey?

Savages and barbarians.

Okay.

TheOldGods:
NLc and Tuc should never agree. If they can't pay it, they should shut down the economy. They can spend over 100k$ dollars in a single day. Do you know how much 312$ is in 100k?

Lol..

NLC and TUC need to increase it to #1M.

You guys don't even know that the guys working in Printing and Minting do whatever printing they want for themselves...lol

Some burgoises even print the crumbled currency from their bedrooms.

People wey never fit pay 30k na him you want ask to pay 500k. If them agree, na to further print more of the worthless naira to dey share every month as salary while the citizens load the notes into a wheelbarrow to go make purchases in the market.

Nice place.

I hope you toured Centreville.

You could have also found your way down to Tarkadoum, Yousofia, and Elnada all suburbs within Rabat. You'd have met loads of Nigerians stranded and waiting to crossover into Spain.

I used to sneak into Centreville to buy Spanish pesetas in those days to exchange to people crossing over as an aboki fx. I also had a barbershop from where I carried out all my transactions...lol

Wonderful.

Na Emilokan people name full here oh...

Bubu show us small suya yaji, na Atarodo BAT carry come put for people eyes.

I'm pleasantly shocked at the names of the recipients here even though they said it was their turn to rule.

Elections, does indeed have consequences.

It won't cause a sweat to share $500 here but I'll be damned and pained to give my hard-earned money to tribalistic and hate-filled people.

G00dharddick:
U dey call kids richer than your generation "poor kids" ?

I don't know what is wrong with some of you on nairaland

An asswiped cursed urchin vomited by a community latrine who should have swallowed but ended up taking this shiit in her guttered pussay.

Poor kids. Orphaned from the blues.

Their grief is immeasurable, for sure.

I pray for their consolation.

Life and it's owner knows best.

Did they really give the clownish Akpabio a time on the podium to make mockery of and ridicule the solemn occasion the same way he does the office of the SP?

Very bushy and garrulous fellow.

My wife this, my wife's friend that. My tenant. My tenant's wife. My wife's tenant's husband's brother Alfa Voodoo.

I'm confused.

Nganou is an akpu guy.. He came for the check.

E be like say the Ngounou guy no train. He obviously came to take a beating for the paycheck.

Two liquid metals..

Indaboskisss

EbinPawaGovt:
Exactly my thought. The quality of thinking of many people around here is sub par. You only need to go to foreign forums to know this. By the way, Seun should implement IQ test before people post in certain sections of the forum the same way he implemented an oath for his favorite section.

The thing dey make me shame for real.

And we parade ourselves as the giants?

Africa, sure indeed have a long way to go...

Somersaulting moronns

Soliciting for foreign investors on one hand, and setting a policy to frustrate them on the other hand.

No be madness dey worry these people so?

Una must rule oh...

Tough times...

Dull and ignorant op.

You couldn't even try to busy your brain into figuring out if the carton was protecting or covering the caskets.

Moronns

Tough times...

So heartbreaking...

Okay.

Float, unfloat, trial, and error until the entire cookie crumbles.

Diaspora remittances wey don dey go on for as long as Nigeria has existed na him dem wan begin front as their miracle...wonderful.

Una well done.

Hahahha

This is heartbreaking to behold...

Life and indeed all there is within it, is vain.

Asonaijaaso:
Abroad is a business and the JAPA person is the Mugu/Client.

Housing: $2000
Bills:$1000 (light, water, internet, TV, Gas, car registration, petrol etc)
Credit card Debt: $300
Food: $1000
Transportation: $250
Healthcare: $350
Clothing: $100
Personal Care: $100
Entertainment: $200
Federal and state tax: 2500
Total: Approximately $7550 per month.

To give you an example, if you drive UBER 24hours without sleeping, you can afford the above.
If you drive 12hours you can afford half of the above. The tax is 30% of your gross.
JAPA is not worth it, you are coming to grow USA/UK economy. Not yourself !

And you got some likes from fellow ignorant over this misinformation?

Wonderful.

Reverse psychology...

What a racist pink pig.

Sunday2021:
was it the same party? Go and read what he said before coming here to disgrace yourself.

Empty skull.

You've regurgitated to the extent of what your pea brain could take in just like the dunce subject of the topic.

Asswiped moronn.

Elohorp:
Can you give me a breakdown of what it takes,my fear is not been around to monitor it,I don't want managers to live big on my money

Be careful.

I repeat, be careful.

Do not set yourself up for a wreck.

Be careful.

Do not contact anyone here for any sort of business advice or dealings.

wacoj:
Does it mean you just built a warehouse without having anything in mind?
I don't understand!

I've been reading until I got to your comment to find out if anyone would raise this with the op, and then I understood why Nigeria is where it is today.

No due diligence, nothing.

Isn't this what they call "money miss road"?