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flames01:
Does this mean your entire family has been reduced to the level of empty beasts now? Chai. Won't this curse bury your generation?!

Ohh goshhh...

What a pile of an irredeemable waste of sperm deposited in the shit hole of an agbo seller by an armed robber. If only the agbo woman had taken her own prescription to flush you down the canals, the world would have been saved this embarrassment that you have become.

I was almost gloating at the verge of a victory that you were improving through my lectures and thus make up new words and longer sentences but you are in your impossible-to learn state falling back in the same toilet I had brought you from by putting yourself back on repeating the same lines over and over again.

Get creative boy and improve on your stupidity please, you are breaking the record...

BlastAfonja:
Fvckk you bitch!!
Monkey is your father's name
Pig is your mother's name
Wh0re is your sister's name
Baboon is your name.
Linda is blessed beyond measure
I dont care to know who you are, you dont matter!!

Better motor accident na im go wipe your full generation for where rescuers no go dey. This will happen in a day to all that relates to you and there won't be anyone around to attempt at salvaging your mutilated and mangled trash of bodies...

flames01:
Wow! Are you saying your life is too cursed that even the cursed call you cursed?! Sorry, ehn?

Lol...my magic is truly working on you, I'm impressed seeing you even attempt a play at words. You know what we call that?

A monkey attempt at rap or poetry.

Try the human kind son, you are almost there. Keep trying.

And the title of this story has to be the above, obviously to run a mock and ridicule of the young man all in the name of reporting or blogging?

Some of you dimwits stupidity is truly unrivalled and irredeemable.

What a pity and a shame.

Enjoy my siggy

flames01:
Are you saying your cursed parents are empty barrels? Chai! Looks like your family can never recover from this destruction ever again. Sorry, ehn?

I'm proud of my work on you. The panel beating is beginning to pay off indeed as I can see your word counts increasing.

Keep improving..make it a bit more longer...

flames01:
Are you saying your parents have lost their senses? Na wah o. Problems are just multiplying in your family

You still don't want to improve on your writing skills Abi...

I won't allow you to remain irredeemably unproductive. Lai lai..you must learn and change to good..

I'm waiting on you to increase the length of your write up..

Empty barrel wey wan form king kong online.

You no even reach quarter you want make dem divide you in half...

Anu mpama

BlastAfonja:
Is that prayer meant for your father or your mother, if yes i say a big Amen to that!!
Linda is super rich and if you cant accept it hug moist Transformer!!

I kindly hereby refer you to check my siggy, profile and posts my kind sir...

You had better refrained and advised yourself on how to read, desist from quoting me or calling me names and simply get it going...

You will be starting a war you definitely can't win here I promise you.

Incase you have been contracted to troll and curse out people, you had better chose with care.

What's his name..

We need to know and ensure we stopped him from taking over our collective account and wealth at the centre.

Match never start una don dey shout offsideeee...

Gargantuan gbege of enormous proportions...


Enjoy my siggy

Great topic.

I sanction and recommend for the front page.
Those in favour say ayeeeee, those against say nayyyy

Let's do the likes for the yaaays and holla at the mods to do the needful...

Yeah....people power will do it guys...

With a spirit as the one shown here, we sure can salvage Nigeria from the enemies of State.

I salute y'all...

Khaki wearing animals...

You should have told them " I go call boko haram for una oo" and see them chicken out like the cowards that they truly are.

Sorry my sister...

Kisses on those cheeks that got the slapping for a soothing relief.

Enjoy my siggy

Send them back to us in one piece please. They are one of us and we'll gladly receive them back with arms open wide.

At least they have found out first-hand that the proverbial grass isn't always greener on the other side.

Lessons learnt, its now time to re-evaluate, retool and start rebuilding.

Some of una wey been don run go waste una destiny, an Nigeria here una true purpose in life dey but short-sightedness wouldn't allow you see and realise this fact.

Enjoy my siggy

flames01:
Why do you have to write long epistle like a dumb idiot? Is it that generational curse working on your soul?

You must learn how to be a human being, I have taken it upon myself to train and teach you values, including how to read and write. You had better concentrate and start practising how to write epistles because you'd be needing it when you are set to do a letter to your deadbeat father and agbo hawking whoring mother, asking them why they had failed to teach you what I have taught you here.

I must panel-beat you into shape. You don't have a say or choice on this..it is a must. You must be made sane..

flames01:
. This senseless idiot is pained. See him throwing saliva everywhere. The curse on your soul is heavy sha. Chai!

Lol....

I will make you weep and regret taking on me. I'm doing this for the sake of all the reasonable members of this forum. If I can get rid of one low-life nuisance like you from here, I would have saved the good people here a lot of headaches.

With this, you'd learn how to be civil and not constitute yourself a nuisance in public fora like this.

You must change and be a better, sensible and productive Nigerian citizen.

It is a war again dumb heads like you...

edrys:
Your story are true, I had similar experience at my former house, just that I am lazy with writing long story. May God continue to protect us all from evil machinations.

Very crazy stuffs I tell you. If I hadn't witnessed this first-hand, I'd have been a "Thomas".

But yeah...na God hand we dey..

flames01:


Jobless son of a n immmmmbecile father and dog mother. When do you plan to commit suicide

You have been totally owned like I duly promised you. It is become apparently evident from your constant repetitions and one-liners.

At the start of your infraction on my easy lane, you tried so hard to sound intelligent and grammar savvy thinking you've found your dick mate who you can intimidate and oppress with big fancy sounding English words you google outta the English dictionary.

I remember warning you several times to keep to your lane and show some respect, but you were all about growling and chest-beating. I was going to give you the chance to understand you are making a huge mistake attacking me over nothing and that you won't be a match when the game truly begins but in your arrogance, you failed to take heed. See your life now and how humbled you have gone.

You've topped the icing on the cake of stupidity as you can see.

In your warped and constricted view to life, you think everyone who comes on here is an ignorant low-life as you are that you can spew trashes on.

Na motor go kill you bastard...

flames01:
. Since your cursed self has no job, I'm so happy to employ you. By the way, has your dog mother told you who your real father is? É no go better for you if you don't reply. Since you have no life outside Nairaland

Hahahaha....check my siggy dumb fool, I knew you must be wondering how it's happening...My job is to teach you a lesson at no cost. It is a voluntary job you scum of the earth.

I have all the time for you..

Bring it on

Your girlfriends texting you?

It should be your beer parlour, Nkwobi and Isi-ewu joint women friend's texting you oga...

This is ''God don catch you today' according to his wife...

flames01:
This one that you are disgracing your family, are you sure your children won't curse your memory?

It took you too long to type the above. What happened were you wanking on your agbo selling mom's whoring face or you ran out on data.

Send me your number to gift you data. Mishkin taboni mok..

As is usual, even right here on NL, no mutual respect and tolerance for one another.

It is a taboo to have an opposing view or opinion. Everyone must be a conformist. Daring to think out of the box or different, instantly makes you an enemy of the state or the devil's incarnate.

I refuse to be herded like a ram. If I have an opinion, pro/contra, I sure must air it.

Enjoy my siggy

Schuffeadv23:
English misuse. What's " so- called whites" so because he deals with them doesn't make them whites?

English "usemis"..you say wetin?

Got no frigging idea what you are on about and I really could care less.

Simply read, make your comments and get it over with. You don't need to quote me to make your point.

flames01:
Cursed fool from a cursed family. What a wretched useless life you are living.

English don finish for your mouth ba?

Oya I don grant you permission to switch back to pigin..just so you can increase your word count. It's obvious the queens English has rendered you handicapped for a choice of word.

Get comfy my guy and bring it on.

When I don finish with you, you go see your papa begin call am mama with very hot slap..

Asswipe...

flames01:
I really pity your family o.

Your father is an immbecile, according to you.

Your mother is a ppprostitutte, according to you.

Now, you are calling yourself a bbbasttard!

It must be difficult being a member of your cursed family o. Chai!

Na me and you...

I can see how you have exhausted the only thing you possess in life (curse words). I have successfully knocked you to the curb where a degenerate like you truly belongs, hence the repetition.

Come up with new words, oponu...lemme teach you more sense on how to respect other people's views and opinion even when it goes contrary to what a ram like you believes, simply because you lack the mental faculty to reason and decide for yourself. You need to be herded like a malu for the peanuts you get for your blind support. Ode..

You think a forum like this is made up of narrow-minded dimwits like you who can't think or reason out of the box.

Make Ogun strike you dead there you asswind.

flames01:
I thought your family was ruined by your immmmmbecile father; I never knew your mother is also a public dog. Sorry for your deep generational loss

Good...the last one enter well...

You keep stretching your name to fill up space and make your words appear longer.

Come on boy change your style and get creative you dunderhead son birthed to an armed robber by an agbo selling public toilet of a mother...

Bastard.

Dino the musical Taliban...obodorobodo

I hail you oo..

Yeye Bello dey come join you for PDP soon.

flames01:
I don't force this bastarrrd to be writing short reply..

See the way I'm controlling him as if he's a child. What an idddiot from currrrrsed father.

Very good. At first, you were humbled into writing in pigin when you realised you met someone who could lecture you. Now your uncluttered sentences are beginning to miss more alphabets.

I will make you go looking for your parents even in their graves to beat and insult them for duly selling you short and incomplete to the world.

Na die you dey today.

The Dangote truck has just loaded and is on its way..

A LovePeddler mother-fucking dickhead.

BlastAfonja:
You sef is a bigger fool , a boy who's just been bought a Bentley at birth is who will be messed up or you that has not even a keke, stay there and think whatever you Afonjas are saying affects Linda one bit. She is soaring higher everyday. At least the new Bentley is a testimony to that.

I'm going to pray for you this morning. I haven't brushed up yet, just say amen to the prayers.

Na Dangote trailer go remove your hand and leg, use your torso take clean tar...

Hopeless fool.

You no go die well.

Brightgem:
haaahaha! Okay. I will search smart. Will reach u on watsapp.

I can handle the proofreading and editing if you want..

Joyfulgal:
It's like employing a 50 years old gateman and later on he is not doing his job. The best thing is to let him go and get someone else. Remember he pleaded for the job. That's the logic.

I'm sorry ma'am if I came across as being judgemental, far from it.

Apologies okay..

NB

Just saw one of your threads and now understand why you are taking it easy and cautious with the preggo.

Quite understandable though, but I still maintain you could be fixing hubby's meal.

flames01:
Tell your immmmmbecile father to goan dip your head in the sea. You are too cursed for dry deliverance.

Hahaha...

You keep going back on your one-liners or trying to make them seem longer by stretching your name...

I get your time guy...

You go hail..

Joyfulgal:
Lol. I pray u don't get to need one soon .since you are not there, you can't really say .All the same thank you

If this post should hit front page aunty, the op will deactivate her account here trust me on this.

It doesn't sound all 100% right at all..