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[quote author=flames01 post=71380654]This guy, what did your father do wrong now? I agree that he is a cursed man, but you don't need to disgrace him in the open like this now. Or do you want your immmmmbecile father to commit suicide? [/quote

I don tell you say na your death you meet for my hand. You never see anything. You go change moniker for this NL...

I'm only just serving you entree...you'll get the main dish and dessert..

I suffer dem fools not, to live...

That's my motto here. You die well for my hand..

flames01:
See this one writing rubbish that no one is reading .

Your destiny is so cursed that you have to write empty epistle to wipe off your curse.

No matter how much you write, it won't change the fact that your destiny is wasted.

Ooow you don close from your legbuke work ba...

Welcome back...

I been think say Dangote trailer go don help me remove your two legs and hands, then use your remaining torso take sandpaper the tarred road.

Na die you dey for my hand...

You ain't seen nothing yet...

Try harder...I see you are improving in the length of your write up.

Foolish thing..

Going through this thread and can't help but shake my head.

In my marital house, where kids aren't in the pix yet, even at that, I find it highly Ludacris for an outsider to be contracted to come be making my meals. God forbid. As much as I detest eating out, I'd rather do a buka instead, plus I know my way around the kitchen.

All these are just unnecessary effizy abeg. First trimester, second trimester, I'm not sure fixing a meal for hubby will erase the trimesters. Shuoo

Some men sha...this is just straight up laziness and the man is fuelling this habit fa..na wa

If I was your husband and you want to play this smart and lazy with me, na laff I go laff...

We shall be contracting a very pretty young girl to be fixing me my meals and if you insist on an oldie, my mama will be there to the rescue instead of some random old woman I know not from Adam. Your body go phone you that time.

Wish you well with your preggo..

Brightgem:
Hi, would love to read ur book, how do I get it? And pls do u know any professional editor?

Hi, get in touch by whatsapp. Contact's on my profile.

As per professional editors, I really have none I can recommend to you. But I'll suggest you do a thread on the literature section as request. You'd sure get tons of responses but please be sure who you pick to edit your work.

Had a nasty experience with one who almost turned my book to a pigin English dictionary..

Arrant nonsense..

Even with all the money they still get Aped out by the so-called whites they steal and repatriate the funds to, though an Ape is still smarter than most of them and certainly understands how stupid he will be to steal his group's meal and launder to the gorillas or chimps.

Evil sick minds as black as our skins.

Devil punish all of una one by one.

You need to behold primates in their respective colonies to understand where I'm driving at.

It is usually a taboo for one of them to sell-out, disrespect or snitch on the whole. Such dissents and Bleep ups are often times met with what we call "gather beating", proper community beating.

I am sure this was what Amaechi was alluding to in his " stone us" comment, but as usual docility reigns supreme with us.

But make no mistakes, Monkey go go market one day e go forget road wey e pass reach market.

We shall get there someday and Nigeria shall be great again.

Enjoy my siggy

Very good.

At least the amount in contention here is $6mn which is still a substantial amount going by the Naira.

Make una continue dey do plus and minus. Una nyansh go dey open one by one.

The poor will get so hungry someday and make a meal off you guys for lack of nothing else to feed on.

sharpwriter:
Chai... good thing is that you are in good path now. May God 's grace increase with you and restore all you have lost during those ignorant years. It's well sir.

Thanks much bro...

I'm back on my feet and more solid now, that's why it gets easier talking about it.

Cheers mate

sharpwriter:
Bros.. I have been following your comments for sometime so tey I already know na you wen I read them. You don take style turn life counsellor o. E be like say life don do you something wey you no fit forget. Hope all these responsible advice no be because you wan sell ya book. I hope the book make sense o because you dey make me interested day by day, just that I never ready for am.

Lol...

Bro, my life na book o...no kidding at all..

I advice people these days using my life experiences as an example.

I no get time to dey look time guy...

If someone had told me a couple of years ago that I'll be citing my life experiences as an example when advising people, I woulda said na lieee.

But life is what it is...it tutors you first hand..

Thebabenextdoor:
Nigerians are generally asslickers

Liked your comment..

It's the way most of them are wired. They lack the kind of self-confidence Linda herself has that has brought her this far.

The same two-faced hypocrites that come on here because of its anonymity to insult and call her all sort of names, are the same people on her page kissing and licking her ass plus vomits.

Very dangerous set of people you wouldn't need an enemy if they were around you.


Enjoy my siggy

Dude is an obvious deadbeat self-hater who can't hide his dislike for this poor boy who was chilling with God until they used their irresponsible quest for shaku shaku to wake him up and bring him into the middle of this no love lost circle of theirs.

If you can't be proud of your blood, it shows how much confidence you lack in yourself dawg.

Be clinging unto #3 and her baby because in your kiddy mind, she looks about the right skin tone, shape and what not of what your current taste in women is as you upgrade in you career.

By the time the chickens will be set for a roost time at home and karma gone nude on you, guy you go Sidon dey ask yaself say wet in happen..

Continue acting "nothing dey happen" and calling them money hungry hoesss...

You never hear say meat wey person dey forbid e no dey use teeth share am abiii..

E go do you vooooom n'anya..


Wish you well...

It fucking happened to me and was part of my karma bro..its in my book..thankfully no kid was involved in mine..the quest to upgrade my choice of a woman as my financial status went on the uppy rightfully landed me in the waiting arms of a Jezebel.

You better grow up, man up, change the kid in your Nicky to man and start acting like a man.

Enjoy my siggy

Gibberish incoherence

Melkizedeck:
You just made me cry

I did shed a tear while writing that...

Sad man....

flames01:
Why you no send profile picture again nah? E don tire you, you cursed fool?

The thing pain you so much that you have to write another epistle?

Looks like the person that cursed you is dead. You will never be free from this curse, Mr bastarrrd.

You sidon sotey you come decide say you wan come online come insult your papa and mama mate the way you dey insult dem for house.

Dem go thank me well well by the time I am done with you.

Ekpa

flames01:
Why you no send profile picture again nah? E don tire you, you cursed fool?

The thing pain you so much that you have to write another epistle?

Looks like the person that cursed you is dead. You will never be free from this curse, Mr bastarrrd.

You are exactly how and why Buhari could conjure the word "Lazy youth". Come on read and write an epistle if you can come up with one don't be a lazy ass-wipe son.

Insulting degenerates like you is better done in an epistle so you could read, learn and master new words.

It is a task you must complete because this is my way of helping your sorry ass family and Nigeria, by tutoring your numbskull.

Don't worry i'm the one typing the epistles and sure not complaining.

I'm pleasantly surprised you have so quickly run out of fancy sounding curse words in the queens English and resort to pigin. Abi your papa don borrow the dictionary?

Oga if na pigin you prefer, na better die you die foe my hand be dat. I am a Niger-Deltan and cursing in pig in is our forte. We don't learn it, it is inherent.

I'll make you log out of nairaland and go home to go beat up your father and mother for lacking in teaching you manners thereby surrendering you for a slaughter in my slab.

You never know who you jam...I've asked you to check my siggy and read my posts to know who you are opening you algae infested mouth and frosty fingers to insult.

Na I and you for this forum...you don buy better market.

You must read and learn English and how to use am curse well well.

Don't chicken out just yet.

[quote author=Drama35 post=71363157][/quote]One leg of my table no good ooo...

That's a warning to you...

Keep shaking it...you hear??

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flames01:
Two characteristics of defeated souls:

1. They always write long epistle when replying to a comment

2. They can't reply without checking people's profile.

Boy, you are a defeated cursed bastarrrd.

You were whining and crying for likes and I gifted you the few I had because I have no need or use for them but you still won't quit wailing.

Perhaps you would want to earn the like yourself and feel accomplished for once in your miserable life. To that end, I'd let you in on the secret of how you can make sensible and relatable posts which normal humans would read, nod their heads in affirmation and click like to...

Go back to the basis, read and sit for Neco or waec, you might want to do so with your pay master and father it doesn't matter. After that, quit been a nuisance and a menace to society and concentrate on how to better your miserable life.

When you've settled all of the above, you'd sure be able to come on here, read or make comments devoid of gibberish rants to whoever you feel isn't on the warped line of reasoning you posses. You'd start making sense and garnering likes to take to the bank and earn yourself a living instead of waiting for your dundee daddy to get into a state house and pilfer what is left for the poor osunites.

I grab 'em by the balls and squeeze hard....morafucker...

I call this a stereotypical hogwash spewed by those endlessly seeking validation and justification for their adulterous and infidel lives.

It is utter bull-trap to draw a conclusion on a whole by using one's personal depraved family experiences as a yardstick for what is to be generally believed or accepted.

Kapish...

We are saying no to adultery and infidelity...

Enjoy my siggy

Ok

But before his defection he was the "uncommon transformational Iscariot or Jesus of Akwa Ibom Iscariot".

Wo my brother, so long as a Nigerian Politician is who we are talking about, there are no Jesus' amongst them. They are all one and the same Iscariot hovering about for their personal selfish interests.

When the time is ripe for Udom to keep preserving himself by however means necessary, you'll find an aptly named Udom Iscariot, no jokes.

Honour forbids to be present in the midst of our politicians I must tell you.

Enjoy my siggy...

Not again today please...ah ah

You guys keep playing your hands all at once and will soon run out of what to feed the blogosphere with.

See finish don enter be dat...


Easy guys...Allow that kid to be a kid and grow up as one. Don't mess his life up with you guys unnecessary crave for trending and cashing in...

Congrats to you guys..
Peace

Not again today please...ah ah

You guys keep playing your hands all at once and will soon run out of what to feed the blogosphere with.

See finish don enter be dat...


Easy guys...Allow that kid to be a kid and grow up as one. Don't mess his life up with you guys unnecessary crave for trending and cashing in...

Congrats to you guys..
Peace

lol

I hope they wont go resting on their oars with this belief.

There are a thousand and one people who are on the set out daily, trafficking themselves as I did ignorantly some 20 years ago. Is the curse going to scare someone like that who is bent on killing himself by himself already ?

The root causes of these irregular migrations and trafficking needs to be attacked first and above all.

These causes obviously ranges from our shameless rogue leaders, our children-proliferating parents who would birth like rats without minding the economics of fending for these kids and down to the craze for quick wealth by our youths who now see it as a trend and something fashionable to earn dishonourably.

I am doing my bit at sensitising the willing with my story through my book in my siggy. I poured out my heart as I know and feel it in the book in a no-holds barred manner and not minding if my ox was getting gored in the process. No regrets for one bit because the story needs a telling.

Hoping we get there soon and put an end to this crazy scourge.

Yaba4sure:
Savage. Pls have mercy

Hahaha....

You go help us carry am go the left side of Yaba....lol

Make dem continue dey carry everybody money to train few people. If the money too much for dem na to begin use am shayo and buy drugs to get high...

Our God and posterity no dey sleep..

Gosh....

What a sickening and graphic image.

Who would do this to a baby and sleep well at night?

Kai...some people just sit and use their hands to destroy their lives without knowing and will later be running from one church to the other in the quest for a solution.

May your soul R.I.P baby....

Not quite sure present Nigeria was even worth your time...I only wished they had accorded you some love and respect even if you had been a still-birth...I know you'd single out whoever did this to you if indeed you were murdered in a bid to muffle the announcement of your arrival.

Aunty Linda's baby just arrived in the US and his name is J. They just bought him one big car called Bentley. Baby J avoided to be introduced to the world in Nigeria, but I'm very sure he will come back home because wether you go zamfara ir sokoto, you must come back home. Home is home, I used to hear people say oo.

Baby J and his mother have taken over the Nigerian blogosphere including where I am writing you from called Nairaland, a gossip site owned by one brother Seun.

It is very painful that the only news about you we would see in these gossip sites is how the useless person through whom you would have made your entry into this world decided that dumping your innocent body in a toilet is what you deserve.

I pray you find a better mummy that would spoil, pamper and announce your great arrival on your next coming like baby J's mummy did him.

Rest on baby

Enjoy my siggy

RZArecta2:
first thought that crossed my mind. If the military really wants to end this conflict, they know what to do and it doesn't involve sacrificing our men like fowls

Very Shameful...

PTSD on a rampage...

Too bad our authorities care less about the mental and physical health of these young men and women who sacrifice their lives on a daily for our collective security.

The after-effects of this negligence are a possible increase in such suicidal outburst and a potential new terror of mass-shooting at the innocents.

I earnestly pay we don't descend to that level...

Enjoy my siggy

Okay..

Facial resemblance...80-90% check


Let's see the back benches, front press, biceps and muscles so we can give a final and definitive verdict..


Enjoy my siggy