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This attention craving ozwor no dey tire??

Shuooo

This tuc-tuc na rough play ooo...Okada na Okada oo forget packaging and rebranding. If gbege happen the injury dey resemble..

I didn't know when I gave a rider a very hot slap one day while in it.

Dude was trying to play formula 1 with my life, na so I dash am one for back head..

Family matters....

I know a very plush and cuddly bed will be your first splurge at the government house.

The only man that would sleep very comfortably without an ounce of guilt on an over 50mn naira bed.

Una well done.

BoneBlogger:
Pandemonium occurred this evening in Igede Ekiti, Ekiti state after a group of armed robbers stormed a branch of Union Bank of Nigeria and killed an unspecified number of persons in the process.

According to reports, the robbers who were well armed and prepared - held the town hostage for over 30 minutes while shooting sporadically as security agents were nowhere to be found.

A security guard at the bank was killed in the gunfire and many others injured.

The shocking incident is said to have thrown the entire town into panic.

See more photos; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/09/armed-robbers-attack-bank-in-igede-ekiti-hold-town-hostage-photos.html

Security agents have all moved down to Osun to go campaign and count the ballots.

Even the State governors have relocated to Osun, to prosecute the election there while leaving their states which is their primary constituency to the dogs.

Na devil go punish all of una. God go too gentle to punish una..

This is becoming stale and suffocating.

I'll soon port to shillingland.

Haba

ritylove:
I am tired of reading about Linda Ikeji on Nairaland front page today


Nairaland Mod's please its beg i am begging....

hhahahahaha...

Infact, abeg shift make I follow you kneel down dey beg...habaaa

This is definitely not good for Linda I must confess...

She has been unveiled and made bare...

Automatically lost all the hitherto mysteries about her...

Wrong way to go about this...

Wetin people wan know, read or look forward to again...

This is suffocatinggggg

Sammyimpostor:
You see how well you need brain reset.
This issue is just between you and I but here you are jumping to call my father into this. You really need not to mention my father but not surprised, it shows how well you respect your own father.
I'm enjoying your siggy akpamu like you and for your information I'm getting out of my sir dullard

I really pity you in case you want to pick a war of word with me.

You have mates on here who can't read and move on, but chose to want to run their mouths quoting me...go ask them how far...

If you were not a block headed olodo, you would have gone to reread my comment and compare it with the vomit you quoted to your father.

Make Ogun kill you there idiot...

Idiot wey dem go waste money for him head for school. Your mates wey learn obioma dey live fine and claim fashion designer now while you go waste a whole community money for school because of your empty big for nothing skull.

Dick head..

Bia nwokem...

Na which school you go??

Oooh you no go school like me ba?? Your case worse pass my own sha...you no sabi campaign at all..

Now, let me be your mouth piece and campaign co-ordinator...

In 2 years China and the US will be indebted to Nigeria in the Zillions of dollars and the UK will become our colony...

You think say na Eze goes to school you dey read Abi na Edet lives in Calabar.


Enjoy my siggy jare better people..

slimman007:
Oga Gaby,you are such a funny guy.l don laugh tire water dey comot thorough my eye and my ribs don shift from it position due to laugh

No vex abeg, na so I dey do anyhow once I don chop evening food.


I hail you bros...

Na now people go begin to analyse and dissect to show say no be blogging buy house for banana island.

Even if that's not the case, the damage has already been done with the many nuisances calling themselves bloggers, who were rightly mentored and encouraged to tow this line as a result of Linda's conquests via blogging.

It is too late, we have to deal with the Linda-wanna-bes.

Na which kind wahala come be dis one na, person never finish Linda and Jboy own dem come bring this O loyun o pon omo enter the matter.

Very soon we will be reading baby J's post on front page...keep watch...I chose a moniker for him already (jorrof)

Big boy

Could this be the origin/back-up to the so-called blogging money that has driven every okoko into blogging as if it were running out of fashion?

It is well...

Congrats guys, enjoy your partnership...

Beautiful congrats once again...

Welcome J to the world.

I have chosen an NL moniker for you already (jorrof)...you should understand that you are a cyber-friendly baby so the earlier the better. After all, we have been with your mummy all the way even while you were been manufactured and resting in your cacoon inside her.

We followed you all the way down to Atlanta until mummy decided to release you. And now that you are here, one aunty Kemi has been shouting and disturbing the blogosphere that you are not real and never had space inside of mummy, I didn't believe her sha and I didn't say anything against you ooo ehen...

So, now that mummy said your name is Jayce Joromi and I decided to give you jorrof as your NL moniker, don't come and be insulting me anyhow here ooo, or else I will call aunty Kemi for you and mummy ooo.

Welcome to the world kid, you shall grow and accomplish all that God has designed for you.

Cheers..

Almost all the states are nothing without the monthly allocation, but it is disheartening to see Cross River state take the cake...very surprised I must admit.

Haven't they heard that the police has declared our guy wanted? They shouldn't make him dance into the police net abeg ooo.

I can just picture Davido's father looking at the guy while shaking his head and tongue-lashing him thus,

You see your life?

When we were advising you to face your studies and sit in class, you were busy saying 'Nothing dey happen', jumping from one owambe to another forming the best dancer while they hailed and clapped you on.

See the result now...

I sorry for you Demola for this national disgrace you have brought upon us, including upon David my son who has been singing 'Chioma my lover'.

Enjoy my siggy

aonag:
you dey mat

Yes, Na the same ward me, your papa and mama dey...Na so i dey look dem wen dem dey do kerewa until your mad mama cum get belle born junior kolo like you...

Ass-wipe

Enjoy my siggy monkey

Sad and deeply saddening.

Parents might think she is at her PPA.

What a loss in all facets...

R.I.P girl..

E go better o,
E go better eee,
E go better for Nigeriaaaa,
E go better ooo,
E go better eee,
E go better for Nigeriaaaa...

Now, my people, this is what I call news and newsworthy, not the story that Zainab has been made the substantive Minister of Finance.(That was akin to saying, tomorrow will come) Yes it will, it is a universal truth...

Let's see how it all goes from here...

Enjoy my siggy

Some stories are just not newsworthy, especially when they won't give you that 'Wow' factor. That is when you can't get surprised by the news.

This is almost a week old certainty naaa..

Enjoy my siggy

The best way to still get the word out and let them know what they stand to lose is through my book. I can't shout it loud enough, but as usual in our climes, everyone thinks I'm about to take their jobs.

Get the book out to the hinterlands, from whence most of these irregular migrations stem from and get them sensitized by reading the first-hand account of someone who had gone, saw, conquered and got conquered.

It's a very straight cut case.

Enjoy my story on my siggy

VictorMichael48:
#This kids are suffering
#They don't only need your money, they need to be talked to
#They need mentors
#They need motivation
#Lets fight against thuggery, poverty, theft, prostitution, cyber crime and other social vices
#Be a partner or volunteer today
#Save The Children Initiative
#Help The Less Privilege Kids
#Add me on fb @Victor Abang for more details
#Raising Leaders For The Next Generation

I'm in bro...

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Na so...

A reprisal attack was expected as usual.

They'll soon start counting scores in Auchi Polytechnic and Uniben soon..

These are the supposed future of the country, whose parents labour on the daily to see through school in the hope of them turning out right and wiping off shame and tears from their faces.

How do they get repaid by these useless children?

Money flushed down the drain, mummy's time in the labour ward while bringing them to this world rendered not worthy to be remembered and life wasted.

What a sad tale.

May God keep guiding, protecting and leading our kids on the right path.

Enjoy my siggy

I can just picture Davido's father looking at the guy while shaking his head and tongue-lashing him thus,

You see your life?
When we were advising you to face your studies and sit in class, you were busy saying 'Nothing dey happen', jumping from one owambe to another forming the best dancer while they hailed and clapped you on.

See the result now...

I sorry for you Demola, see the disgrace you have brought upon us.

Enjoy my siggy

Haven't they heard that the police has declared our guy wanted? They shouldn't make him dance into the police net abeg ooo.

I can just picture Davido'sfather looking at the guy while shaking his head and tongue-lashing him thus,

You see your life?
When we were advising you to face your studies and sit in class, you were busy saying 'Nothing dey happen', jumping from one owambe to another forming the best dancer while they hailed and clapped you on.

See the result now...

I sorry for you Ade, see how you've disgraced us all including David.

Enjoy my siggy

It will be a tough call to prove that Akpabio actually sanctioned this.

I am neither APC nor PDP, I am a Nigerian craves and dreams the best for my country.

This action is not only callous and primitive but a precursor and incitement to state unrest.

I am very sure Akpabio himself wouldn't have condoned an affront of this nature while he was the C in C of the state.

Not minding Party lines or affiliations, every reasonable Nigerian of goodwill should condemn uncivilised acts such as this across the board.

This is the jewel on the crown of ''Politics of bitterness', and it won't benefit anyone at the end of it all.

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DrHighchief:
Benin man....

Full compliments sir, your royal highness.

You guys have only surprised and disappointed the very few that bought into your bare-faced lies in the first place. Not ogidigans like me...

We smell the tiniest lies from afar i tell you...it's a gift from the gods, to us 'the Nosa family'...we make good use of our noses to sniff out lies...

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Nbote:
Why do these abokis feel entitled to run Nigerian football?? Isn't dis d same maigari dat was there before

I was going to ask same before I saw your post.

I guess he sees it as his fiefdom having been there before.

But trust karma when she is at her best, he has juat gotten owned and set for a ridicule.

Na small shit dey always spoil nyansh..

This is exactly the sort of disgrace that awaits every enemy of Nigeria...

Those in favour say aye...those against say nayyy

The ayes always have it...I so rule..


Enjoy my siggy

I

Roger academy...

Hopefully, we'll keep churning out the best that'll take and position our force as one of the best in the world.

We say No to churning out a group of roger-men...

Long live the NPF
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria

And God bless every of the Republic's citizen of goodwill.

Thunder I release and send on an errand to the camp of the enemies of states who have looted and are still looting our collective wealth and destinies.

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