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Hello Aunties and Uncles, my name is Sage a.k.a Nairaland baby, and it's my 5th birthday today.

Pray for me and wish me well, as I continue to grow in God's grace and love while sending baby dust to all TTC parents.

Enjoy some of my current pictures.

God's blessings, always.

And who will jail or propose a jail term for FG owing civil servants and retirees their life-long sweat?

Comedians.

They found a bigger stage to perform at, finally.

Ambrose still dey alive?

I once worked for this Comedian.

oliverjiad:
please can we talk further on WhatsApp to understand u proper if need maybe would give a guideline in what to do and how to get it loaded

08184364147

Jaid

Okay. Will hit you up, later.

What #20 and sharing formula can not cause does not exist in the Nigerian Police Force.

oliverjiad:
what do you have as content to give you a qoute sir

Regards

Jaid

Mobile kitchens, sir.

What's the current coat of clearing a 40ft container?

Hahahhaha

BabanBola

Wonderful..

Isn't Taiwo Akerele the Governor's Ex-Chief of Staff who was forced out of his position?

This exposeè go long oh.

alterego17:
Bros U b prophet?

This is also going to be fulfilled before you know it.

https://www.nairaland.com/7408401/traveling-abroad-worth-it#117984579

Machidon:
It is already happening. Is it a prophesy coming from you.

Stay on watch for this other prophecy...

https://www.nairaland.com/7408401/traveling-abroad-worth-it#117984579

maestro299:
This your prediction is going to be fulfilled very soon 😁😁😁

Hahahha...just like my prophecy here...

https://www.nairaland.com/7624410/profile-siminalayi-fubara-rivers-state#121997402

Crafteck1:
Imbexile like you, chips that come in packs for example, do you know the amount of organic and inorganic impurities in it, learn to rest, for me, once i saw nylon covering his feet, i was satisfied, you probably need him to wear hazmat suit like its a nuclear diasater

Poor reasoning.

This list of yours simply means that the entire Abuja is enjoying a good deal of electricity improvement.

Alibaba.

In 3 months, they'll tell you they can't continue to borrow to fund the payment of salaries.

Expect a reversal soon.

Sad

You spoil my water pump come dey insult me join.

You must not come close to my house or else. And your mum is leaving at the end of her current lease.

You think say na the way una dey come here dey insult una papa agemates without any repercussion na so e be for real life.

I must deal with you...

Make nobody beg me for here oh...

It is always easier to destroy/tear down than to build.

Ask them to build all they are quick to destroy as a state in approved sites and you'd wait for an eternity to see a complete/standard structure not minding the outrageous sum they'd appropriate for such.

Demons from the ground up.

Omodua:
You're a slowpoke and irredentist fop.

Paying tribute to a fine gentleman means begging?

Your understanding of issues is as hollow as your tribal marks. Kai!

Continue with your lowlife and dependency.

Your hate go kee you dia!

Monkey. You just stumbled upon the bolded word from the way you are quick to bandy it so as to sound intelligent. What a moronnic low life.

Have you showered a quarter of this encomium on the ones that brought you into this world to be a cursed soul abi dem no be fine people according to you? Nonsense asslicker.

You are bleating and drooling from every corner of your mouth out of hunger, I understand.

Judging from how you are asslicking Emoney here for a notice and a possible handout, tell me you won't stop crying if you found your way to seat at the table with the demons holding your life and the country down.

Like a good number of Nigerians, you are wailing out of pure hunger and a lack of an opportunity to be at the table to share from the national cake and not because you have any geniune love for the country, slowpoke.

See him ugly beat-down monkey face...

Senseless Goat.

I dash you this my old school pishure

Okay.

Oya, begin dig am come out make we use am wedge the Naira before we begin use wheel barrow push money to go buy bread wey we go put for pocket.

All these ones still dey believe say to govern country wey no even dey as messed up and complicated as Nigeria na by big big grammar and propaganda.

Go on souuuuunnn brother.

Comedy as usual.

Na the full country me dey find buyer for right now...

I don put advent for eBay...

An abandoned British Farm for sale.

Omodua:
Until you change and rationalise on issues based on merit,you will continue to cut your teeth.

APC Rottweiler!

Are you tired, out of your #100 data or the owner of the phone took it off you?

Oya, create a thread to sing my praise, it's my birthday, make I credit you.

Lazy dingbat.

Omodua:
Always on the wrong side. Arguing!

Lol...

You are frustrated and miserable. How I am the cause of it will baffle every reasonable one reading your cries, here.

What an irredeemable and hopeless case you are.

Omodua:
Clapfor yourself.

Liar and APC irredentist!

Continue to seat in your shack believing and hoping that one Obi, Atiki, or Tinubu will dig you out of your miserable cursed life.

You go wait and hope tire.

Do well to add the next 8 years to your current age.

All of una head go correct by force.

Omodua:
see the liar!

Okay, I am APC.

Now, what do you want to do about it?

Ekpaa

You think say na everybody dey follow party lines in a herd mentality like most of you headless moronns?


APC, PDP, LP, NNPP and whatever, they are all one and the same manned by the same people playing kalokalo with your miserable life.

Know this and get something doing for yourself or else, your miserable life will continue to be meaningless.

Most of us who know this only.come here to cruise with you the blinds.

Why always India??

Na only that shirt and pants the boy get?