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LOL . . . wat a perverted teacher, wish i had that type of teacher in school

inbox:
I know u don't believe that online hingy wrks, but I tell u it does

no it doesnt

shyne --- shyne
the miseducation of lauryn Hill - lauryn hill
my name is joe --- joe
all eyes on me --- 2pac
Its dark and hell is hot --- dmx
flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood --- dmx
illmatic - nas
life after death --- biggie
confessions --- usher
tha carter 3 --- lil wayne
doggystyle --- snoop
the chronic --- dr dre
blueprint --- jay-z
the score --- fugees
supa dupa fly --- missy
marshall mathers lp --- eminem
please hammer, don't hurt em --- mc hammer
country grammer --- nelly
brown sugar --- d'angelo
tp2.com --- r. kelly

Marymos:
the police is one one the institution that need total cleansing and restructuring.if i will have my way the present workforce starting from the igp to the very last person excluding nuhu ribadu should be shown the way out.infact the police force is our enemy.they and area boys,phcn etc constitute the major problem in this great country.the earlier we realize this the better.

That should be the number 1 person out, ribadu was a bloody crook!!!

Looks like a naija number though

smooooooth:
see as u just dey fall that guy hand
u be heavy otele, instead u go develop style u dey try spoil
another peerson own. thats playa hating.
u sef need to wake up, babe tell you say she dey serve
you still dey ask ''is that nysc right'' guy i pity u
guy like u,babe go open yansh u no go still get the koko.

If you read my post well you'll notice i was messin with him (joking), i don't need to spoil his show because I'm not interested in any lady ere and i asked for the nysc stuff because I'm meant to be doing it next yr but looking for a way to avoid it.
By the way: I'm nt ere to meet and toast any lady, I'm bored and I'm just having fun , ok!!!

@ finguy
Are u not the dude that was looking for a babe to watch mojo with 

BabeX:
Hi I'm new here, so please don't be cheeky with ur replies.

I'm a returnee whos been around for a while.
Currently serving-
I kind of assumed that coming home, my choice of naija brovas would increase, but thats not been the case or maybe ive not been looking
All I keep seeing are the Island boys that leave in my area, theyve either been burnt by the opposite sex and so think all women are s, t and a few other adjectives I may add.
Others are just out to have fun and play the game
and well I'm happy for them. But weekend jollification and sexual enjyment doesnt really float my boat
So anyway before I go off point. Where are all the good brothers- and by good I mean real guys who love girls for who they are and not what they can get of them.
Anyway sisters please chip in here,
Whats ur take, are there any good guys out there? and if so? where?

Yes there are, but you won't find any here!!!
Where you currently serving? NYSC right?

190:
nice 1 monicaaa, wotsup, u too muc,i hail abeg hw we fit take c,

Chei! naija boys

@ AMAKAONE
I'm scared of marriage simply because 80% of the people i know including my parents are divorced, but I'm cool with them. I don't know how some people can be married for 40yrs and be so happy together - Thats just amazing. They were probably best friends before they got married and did not care about physical attributes - so all they see evryday is what they loved about each other in the first place

My uncle's own is small, i am surrounded my nutters in my family  
My mums younger brother has 3 wives all in the same house and the smallest out of them is a size 18   and they fight like no mans business, the dude told my mum the other day he thinks hes going to do a runner  

AMAKAONE:
kai
This marriage thing na wahala o!!

I was just thinking the same thing, im so scared of getting married that i refused to be in a proper relationship for years. Luckily my parents have this (its ur life) attitude so they don't really make a fuss about the whole relationship thing talkless of marriage. I have this uncle who got married in december 2008 and he just got a new apartment for his mistress (fully furnished) and he's paid one yr rent in advance.

When he gets home tonight after his dinner, sit him down and talk to him - make sure you pour your heart out to him. Any responsible husband will listen and make some changes

neve:
then you must have a psychological problem.

Your dad must have a psychological problem - you stupid asshole!!!
Was i replyin 2 ur post or did i direct my post @ you, you bleeping Prick!!!
Even the dude i replied to did not reply me with an insult
Have you ever heard of anything called OPINION, yet you brought ur dumbass to insult my post - you retarded Mutherfcuker!!!

Stay in ur bleeping lane ok!!!

category:
If you try, you loose your focus,
Its either miss a goal scored by Liverpool(AIT)
or you miss the fantastic dribbling skills of CR 7(Silver Birds)

But at the end you'll see the correct scores right?
and again there is also replays, this is when they give u a second chance to see wat u missed

category:
Can you watch AIT and Silver Bird at the same time?
One thin at a time brader

Yes you can: Two different Televisions

My Bitch- Slapping list:

Ramsey Noah from making too many useless love movies
Jim Iyke for being so fake and his stupid accent
Arnest Asuzu with his fake accent and bad dress sense
Sam Loco Efe for looking so rough
Nkiru Sylvanus for acting only cry cry movies
Emeka Enyiocha for acting mr sexy in all his movies
Tony Umez for his stupid facial expression and for playing the same role every damn time - A good husband who cheats on his wife, sends his wife packing,brings in the new girl only to discover the new girl used jazz to catch him 
Finally those 2 little men for acting the same role between 2004 - 2007


People i like:
Chidi Mokeme: He can also be annoying sometimes
Nkem Owoh: He can be boring sometimes with his dry jokes
Ini Edo: I used to think of sex any time i watched her movies

D.baby:
what if boh of them are misbehaving at the same time

Get a third one!!!

SOMTO2:
help me tell am say ian thorpe has been in that water all hgis life.
_{even breaking his own record over and over.}

LOL . . .
Seriously though, i think a dude should do all what he has to do before he gets married

tamai:
don't forget u might end up gettin washed away in the process of testing.

Not if you're good swimmer

By the way, personally the spanish ppl are the most racist ppl i've ever come across followed by the italians and then the germans(depends on where you go)

elodie:
France
the French transport system is the best in Europe.

Wrong!!!
First is switzerland, second best is Germany and third is France