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MrCrackles:

Nana and Sistawoman corrupted and defiled me!
Person wey never grow bobby, don mash me up!

Person wey dey lie,go steal,person wey steal go do wetin?

Test waters again? After someone agreed to marry you?
What are you testing for this time?
sowing your wild oats?
Whichever one, it's not okay. I think you should thank your stars for the endless supply of water you have by you first and enjoy it.

Test waters again? After someone agreed to marry you?
What are you testing for this time?
sowing your wild oats?
Whichever one, it's not okay. I think you should thank your stars for the endless supply of water you have by you first and enjoy it.

@J-GIRL, SERIOUSLY I M BEGINNING TO MAKE A NICE MOVE TOWARDS KNOWING UR PARENTS

SOMTO2:
when one is about to take that big step, the one that ties u permanently to 1 chick,
is it wise to test the waters before u tie the knot?

knowing fully well that once u r married philandering is no longer an option.

what do u respected NL's  think.

I am a fan of testing the water. . . . . .
Catch all the fun before u tie the knot.

~Sauron~:
I am a fan of testing the water. . . . . .
Catch all the fun before u tie the knot.

AIDS is real

whatever90:
AIDS is real

I have 600 packs of condom supplied by NHS!!!

~Sauron~:
I have 600 packs of condom supplied by NHS!!!

its not a 100% guarantee

~Sauron~:
I have 600 packs of condom supplied by NHS!!!

And they are different colors huh? Edible ones dey?

whatever90:
its not a 100% guarantee

Nuthing is guaranteed, dearie.
What if the so-called partner is infected with the VIRUS?

chika98:
And they are different colors huh? Edible ones dey?

Flavoured ones with sweet colours.

i not happy with this guy Again, Ribadu disobeys summons, refuses to appear before AIG y?

~Sauron~:
Nuthing is guaranteed, dearie.
What if the so-called partner is infected with the VIRUS?

ok then u need a condom before u kiss me then

~Sauron~:
Flavored ones with sweet colors.

Hmmm. . They must be a bunch of lucky chics


@ Poster: Test the waters all you can jare. Nothing do you!

whatever90:
ok then u need a condom before u kiss me then

Hehehehehe. . . . . .I am not sure mouthdoms have been invented yet.

chika98:
Hmmm. . They must be a bunch of lucky chics

Extremely fortunate chics.

testing waters is a choice left for the individuals involved.
me thinks that one shud have seen everything there is to see about the opposiste sex,
before u venture into an everlasting committement, where u know u will either end up drinking pureater,
spring water, fountain water, rain water, koko water, or even kanu water for the rest of ur life.

that said, where the poster of this thread,
u no respond again?

guy abeg do all the water

can water, bottle water, even ''pure'' water.

but wear condom o. cos some water dey infected.

goodluck.

@ poster
dere no need for this water thing
makin ppl crack thier brain

^{i'm sure our MrCrackles didnt crack his brain 4 this thread (naturally talented and gifted in the testing of water )}

Think about it this way . . .

If you know you will drink spring water for the rest of your life, why don't you start as soon as possible to start getting used to it

who says the water will be finished if i test it?

@topic
see una mouth. all of una wey don drink gallons finish come dey advise say testing water no good.
shior!!
abeg poster, drink the water and remain some for when u dey thirsty again
water full everywhere berekete

~Sauron~:
I am a fan of testing the water. . . . . .
Catch all the fun before u tie the knot.

i will kill you first before u test any pure water.

So testing diff waters cud sound bad?
but is it not what we all call bachelors eve?

afterall they expect u to meddle into as many waters as u can on ur bach eve.

well just for the records i will be testing all waters b4 that day.
cos wen u look at it, its got its good side, u will know how to satisfy ur own water source wen u get married.

SOMTO2:
So testing diff waters cud sound bad?
but is it not what we all call bachelors eve?

afterall they expect u to meddle into as many waters as u can on ur bach eve.

well just for the records i will be testing all waters before that day.
because when u look at it, its got its good side, u will know how to satisfy ur own water source when u get married.

dont forget u might end up gettin washed away in the process of testing.

tamai:
don't forget u might end up gettin washed away in the process of testing.

Not if you're good swimmer

gaddafi81:
Not if you're good swimmer

help me tell am say ian thorpe has been in that water all hgis life.
_{even breaking his own record over and over.}

SOMTO2:
help me tell am say ian thorpe has been in that water all hgis life.
_{even breaking his own record over and over.}

LOL . . .
Seriously though, i think a dude should do all what he has to do before he gets married

don't forget u might end up gettin washed away in the process of testing.

lies!! we are talking of testing the water. Not swimming in the water.
even if i wanna swim, i'll go with life jackets!!

in all ways, i cannot be drowned!!

its a wise man who knows when to pull out of a swimming competition.

and in this case testing the waters can also be refreshing too.

just dont drink too much

go ahead and test man!!!

so u can apreciate the one you've got

tkb417:
lies!! we are talking of testing the water. Not swimming in the water.
even if i want to swim, i'll go with life jackets!!

in all ways, i cannot be drowned!!

test on my dear, i just hope u'l be able to
get to a dry and solid ground after being tossed around by the waves.