₦airaland Forum

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

LMFAO

Buhari promised a lot------all na campaign strategy.

this aint the change i voted for!

Lord please help

This is kinda thread that should make fp.

@op.
Wish u success.



....but i cant help but wait patiently for the alert on 30th.

Lanretoye:
no time, loads of work to do. unlike some wike still ranting about Amechi bla bla bla...

Wike is settling scores

Midehi:
enemies of progress!

pay salaries,no way, someone want to be a cheerful giver, una wan pour sand for der garri.

no mind dem. Imagine the muslim workers being broke this season.

Maddest artiste. Any car wey run pass ur own go run mad

donphilopus:
I PDP has failed and we've rejected them (so they're dead) and no amount of propaganda would resurrect them!

we did rejected them, but their ressurection, u neva can tell.

Abbey2sam:
I think this a good development, even if it's a show off,
if other senators can show off like this a lot of workers will be paid their salaries pretty soon........

you should learn to appreciate my brother

well written

WombRaiders:
Ben Bruce you are a fool to donate whatever you get as a Senator to those ingrates in the Southwest.

Your senatorial constituency in Bayelsa nko?

I don't know why they even nominated you to represent them in the Senate.

Take that money and donate to your constituents rather than waste it on those ingratious backsatbbing bastards in the Southwest.

he's playin smart, tryin score some points in the West

barcanista:
He's only being a politician. Mnr Bruce will not give a dime!

he may just surprise you

TerrorSquad:
The zoo republic, the Terrorist president, the Assembly of Dogs and the Southwest can never be trusted. This is the change, change can only come in Biafra

So we can trust d bEAST? Please!

Dino pls tell ur colleagues o. Which kind cloth they wan wear?

Declare ko declare ni
Our respected PMB sef still dey scam us.
Politics sha

Most of us voted GMB to halt stuffs like these. We got it wrong then.

Prophet Mohammed's case pass ur own.


Listen to Aaliyah's song

When r u guys moving on?

Gala go puke

Bigcake:
Na small boy life dey worry am..

no mind am. Na tokunbo tv sef

Oh! The sweetness of Separation of Power.

Op, ur spouse can be snatched with these tips too

ONESS:
thank you madam for writing this epistle. Neeeeeeext!

lol

Kkk

So Mama P has good sides. Well most of us dont see that, but im sure her fellow 'widows' do.

Korrection:
We are in trouble.

may God help this country

Ezenwammadu:
Why didn't you open this thread last year?

ask him

Op i guess u'r teen, but if u're not please leave this small girl alone.
I kno blame u sef na NASS dey promote ur likes

How many are these Boko Haram suckers sef? Dem neva die finish?