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adanny01:
This is not fair o!

I can see our car (2009 accord) with new paint but no paint job update on the thread.

This is not holly wood where we are kept in suspense for a year or 2 for the sequel.

Keeping those kpako shoes on such clean paint no good o!

freshvine:
Beneath the windshield?

freshvine:
Quick one, how do one convince the police or law enforcement agents that a new engine is sitting in the hood bearing in mind that OEM engine already have it's VIN inscribed at strategic points in the vehicle?

uzuz:
Have you not heard? We are husband and wife and that counts for something na... chukel, coman tell him

A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

Name: WIFE
Symbol: Wf
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Woe unto you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

Please circulate to all scientists

computerglobal:
Go ahead Boss

this man!! Do you sleep on the computer?

Will contact you as soon as I get the vin.


*Note computerglobal charges a small fee for vin reports and uzuz will be paying for several today

dany4life:
For optimum and best performance what engine, gear and power steering oil should a grand Cherokee 2005 use.

chillex8:
Uber: Dear Gaz.zuzz, please be advised that the Uber Lagos GLH will close at 12pm tomorrow, Wednesday 26th of July 2017. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. You can still get support online at www.ubernigeria.com/chat 9am - 11pm.

bussyando:
Hello,

I need a serious and God fearing Uber/Taxify driver for a good and clean Toyota Corolla 2012.

when they are looking for the job, so quiet and humble.

After 3-4weeks the story changes

dany4life:
For optimum and best performance what engine, gear and power steering oil should a grand Cherokee 2005 use.

uzuz:
regular body wash or regular engine wash.. which one and how often?

Honestly there is no hope if you live around here.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5604451_img20170706074141_jpeg4265054beff1e3d0d4bc77d5c4051d29

When the car can sink into a bucket of mud that will reach the base of my windscreen.

No hope

Just relocate vehicle

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I will return vehicle to factory specs, but I'm pretty sure it will be muddy in no time

uzuz:
limited super speed. **side eyes**

Job well done today.


So how do people have to clean the engine bay?

princetom1:
U beat me to it. Na motor dem dey sell here or trading insult?

the first 2 pages been taya me