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mascot87:
Sebi them no want people in their country so what are d fools looking for in other peoples country? The world should regect South Africans totally. idiots

thank you my brother

mhizpeaarl:
All these rich guys.....!!! Just treat girls anyhow they wish.

i bet you are talking from xperience....

i no understand dis OP o. u do bad tin u still dey ask if repercussion no go dey! bible says do we continue in sin nd expect grace to abound? smh for u o OP

Emmatdayo:
Sperm made her grow so big

na too much sepe and orijin dey cause dis kind of comment!

Toolz ke?
may d devil go to hell for lieing! haba na!
i can only vouch for chidinma, gentle geh!
but OP i think the title of the thread should be changed to 'Meet The 5 Female Nigerian Celebrities Who Are probably still Virgins'
the reason that's wat they said u havent had the chance to 'confirm' it

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sEGXY2:
Please i need your candid opinion on which new laptop I can get within 60-65k that has a good graphic display and durable.

you can check
Acer Aspire V5-123-3634 11.6" 500GB 2GB Windows 8 its about 54k
Toshiba Satellite Pro NB10 A986
Acer Aspire One AO725-0687=57,500
Acer Aspire E-11: 57k

all this laptops are in the range of 50-60k and they are all good products for your price range.

you can google the specs or point out if you ll like me to do that for you.

have i been able to help?

Sirniyeh:
For those who want to travel out to look for greener pasture, the exchange rate will guide you. For instance, if you carry 2,000,000,000 cedis from Ghana to Nigeria, don't be surprised when you are given just N30,000 as exchanged value.

But try South Africa, it is more of living in UK. The exchange rate is favourable.

this is why i dont like coming to nairaland atimes, these are the kind of comments that makes me ponder if some pple went to school in the mid night

bro! Playstore takes alot of data too, especially play services.. it's take so much data but pple don't notice

calabaman:
Hello All,

I would keep this simple, I bought a flatscreen tv from an LG dealership some months ago. The salesperson assured me that I could watch movies via a usb flash drive but alas that wasnt so.

My question? the tv has a HDMI port, plays mp3 music files but doesnt play movie files. IS THERE ANY ACCESORY I CAN BUY TO CORRECT THIS? PERHAPS AN EXTERNAL HDD MEDIA DRIVE or something?

Your suggestions would be appreciated thanks

just want to point out that, hope u knw most tvs can only play avi clips? so atimes it not be the right format for the TV. but is it that when u put the flash in the TV and it's says that flash found but it wont show the movies on the flash?

SexyFox:
I think you are wrong. My reasons below:
1. I hate light skin guys but he is fair.
2. I stay awy from short guys. He is short.
3. He has fat lips and fat nose which I normally hate.
This is not lust.


By the way I did not even talk with him. And I have seen way handsome guys before. I wouldnt even call him handsome in my dictionary of handsome.

na ladies follow me the guy do joor! no be say u like am . na under influence of 'sometin' u dey!

ITbomb: TECNO

You find them everywhere on the social network, 2go, Instagram, badoo, BBM, Facebook, Twitter, eskimi. They might not afford the latest boutique top but they will select one okrika top that is as good as the boutique and insist that they are almost the same. With sharwama and some sweet talk, you can do anything you want with them (they call it rooting) , but the bad side is that you may get bored with them early as you see another of them nearby. They cut across classes, from sec. school to university and but the university ones would be claiming high taste and forming hard-to-get not knowing that there are cheaper versions of them

Na so... you're in the spirit! more kerosene to your lantern
Add this one too. they often form toosh with fake and phoney english. they often lie to feel among !

Babygal4eva: Why the hate on Techno name?

hian? techno!!!! wait nd find out

HTC:
They are 'quietly brilliant' (pun intended). They are usually beautiful and shapely (coke bottle tins). You don't hear their buzz anywhere its one day you ll see the girl and you ll be like; who is that girl. They don't usually go out unless on invitation. They are usually cherished by their boyfriends because they're not common. They usually have a physical flaw either they are short, have a mole, scar etc.
i don write am o by popular demand.. In a bit infinix, tecno, solo, motorola, gionee.

GIRLS: LOOKING AT IT FROM THE ANGLE OF MOBILE PHONE COMPANIES:

SAMSUNG:
Loud perfume, bad asss make up and you realize the girl has one big time ugly behavior or ugly face she is hiding behind her good looks. She is trying not to look like ‘gbogbo ero’ but she is. She is just trying to distance herself and rebrand which may and may not work. She has many ‘tricks’ up her sleeves which maybe bad or nice depending on the boyfriend involved. She is practically an innovator and usually get the rich guys because of her packaging. They usually have issues with low self esteem but they are the only ones who know they have such issues.

APPLE:
They look expensive, they do moderate make-up , simple but classy ,they package themselves well. They don’t really talk to ‘boys’. They have an ever increasing list of admirers who would do anything to gain her trust. She tells you what she wants you to hear and has a mind of her own. She is miss independent. She is usually serious when she is in public and sometimes rubs off on her when she is private.

SONY:
They are functional girls, they are slow starters. They are late in dating boys, learning how to use make up etc. They learn from their friends and ‘competition’ but they become better in a jiffy. They create their own style and shove it in your face. Like it or hate it ! my kind of girl!. They tend to be the cool under pressure kind of babes.

BLACKBERRY:
They don’t have a mind of their own. They are so insecure that if they don’t have a boyfriend, they are helpless! All they do is talk and complain about the issues they are having in their life while trying to tackle it and end up washing their dirty linens in public. Most people know about their family and financial issues.

NOKIA:
This is the average girl, which the world has left in one corner because she has failed to reinvent. She still uses rubber to pack her hair when everybody has started using weave-on and all. ‘If’ (emphasis on the if) she manages to get a boyfriend, the boyfriend will need to take her for a makeover. If she doesn’t have she will notice she is getting old and start reinventing but usually most times its usually too late and the guy that gets glued sorry hooked ehn! you are on your own. (na only TB joshua go rescue you!) But one thing about this kind of girl is she is loyal! ‘Adverse’ ruth abokoku!

HUAWEI:
They are the started from the ‘bottom’ now we are here girls. They are the kind of girls u don’t even notice in school suddenly you just see them dating the hottest guy in school and you are like how did that happen. They look understated but really have stuffs inside. They are full so they dont make noise!

XIAOMI:
Copycat of life! They are so shameless ehn! They are usually photocopies of their best friends. The same clothes and sometimes the way they talk also. Their girlfriends are usually the apple kind of girls.

LG:
Your run of the mill girl, she does what she needs to survive, copying and picking the good things in others but still not high class. She is always the up and coming girl. She will always do things that are more than necessary to get the guy she wants a times forgetting that if a guy will like you, he’ll like you if he doesn’t no matter what you do he won’t still like you.

YOU CAN ADD YA OWN.

WARNING: This is the twisted opinion of a psychotic mobile phone fanatic.

ify84: what do u think of nokia asha 210.... how much does it go for.... I want to get it for a young phone user

its goes for about 11500 to 13000. Its a good phone for a young person . you can go for it. have ii been able to help

Jazzythedon: Guys between an acer laptop or htc one or samsung galaxy note II. Which do you think i go for now

wow. the question is quite amazing. can u help me out with more information? what i want to knw is that what do u need them for? or rather which acer laptop? a laptop and a mobile phone cant be compared, they are actually quite different. they fulfill different purposes! so pls mr. jazzy i would appreciate if u can just explain ur position to me sir

lalasticlala: Hi, please I need a Good tecno phone that the battery lasts and that has faster internet and download speed, I have between N13k to N15k

The following techno phones and their prices are okay for ur price range a. tecno b3= (10 300 to 12 000) b. tecno d3= (13500 to 15000) c. tecno d5= (15000-17000). For ur price range i think these phones are okay! you can check up the specs on the phones on google. have i been able to help?

Mrbenson53: If u need advice on the kind of phone or laptop to
buy, just give me ur budget and i ll give u options of the kind of
phones u can get with specifications. I also do reviews too but in
application to the nigerian context(features useable in Nigeria).contact 08134926795

mr benson, i wud advice u open ur own thread.
Gbadebo01 created this thread, if u call that number u are nt in anyway speaking with the OP. you are on ur own. A word is in enough for the wise!!

oscar pad: White Curve4 for 15k,nicely use,shud i buy or is too expensive? Urgent reply pls!

you can make the decision urslf its just the original price that will determine. blackberry devices are dropping alot this days for curve 4 . the last i heard was that, it had dropped to around 30k. so its up to you..

oscar pad: White Curve4 for 15k,nicely use,shud i buy or is too expensive? Urgent reply pls!

you can make the decision urslf its just the original price that will determine. blackberry devices are dropping alot this days for curve 4 . the last i heard was it had dropped to around 30k. so its up to you..

tammyboy1: Bro pls i nid an android fone,(techno or htc),8mp cam,android.4.2,gud ba3 lyf,1GB ram,3G,pls considrin al dz,wich du u recomend 4 mi? Xay 17 to 20k,tanks bro

to get a new htc device for that price range may not b possible sir. but a techno device may do the trick but u may need to cut some specs or up d price a little.
1.techno p5 is cool too. abt 17k but has only 512mb ram, 5mp camera etc u can google or search nairaland and u can also have a look at D5 too. its abt 15k. have i been able to help?

ninja4life: Guys i need ur advice which smartphone can i get for #50000 am considering blackberry z10 and htc 500 and sony xperia c or s.which phone do u think will be best for me.i need a phone to browse with and little gaming cos i prefer playing games on my laptop.which phone will u recomend.thanks

hmmmmn. 50k?
first, is it u have in d range of 50k or max 50k?
xperia s is btw 57k-60k
bb z10 is also between d same range
htc desire 500 is between 50k -55k
xperia c is also within 48k-55k
Going by the specs, wud be price range and the fact its also dual sim i wud advise you get the xperia c. have i been able to help?

Valanne: Pls,nid advice on which fone 2git! Btw a nokia lumia n techno phantom....

the techno phantom will b nice . BBM wudnt work on the lumia. there are several reasons why the windows phone is nt applicable
1. alot of tins u may need to b able to do on a normal android phone u wud go thru some hassles on windows phone like getting the applications.
2. u cant use direct usb mode. u have to use zune on a laptop or desktop
3.limited multitasking.. etc..
u can get the techno phone . i had a friend after advising her against a lumia she bought it and she had to sell it after a while complaining she didnt enjoy it.

[quote author=Guest101~]Bro, what's your take on HP elitebook 6930p?[/quote]its a pretty old laptop, but u cud still work with it though but its primarily nt a graphics oriented laptop.
specs
1. intel core 2 duo clocked at 2.53 ghz
2. 2 gb ram
3. 160 gb hard disk ( depending on spec)
bluetooth 2.0, wifi, 14 inches in size, 3 usb ports etc

the issue with it is that i consider it rather old but its lovely. it was a business oriented laptop when it was produced. it was produced for productivity than any other thing. have i been able to help?

[quote author=.Sharon]I'm looking to buy the htc butterfly. I just love the specs 2GB ram, 5in, 8MP camrea nd all but I'll love to have ur opinion or opinions of the butterfly users b4 purchasing one. Thanks[/quote]wow!! i can see u knw the specs already. all u just want is to get my opinion and my opinion is its a lovely phone and if u lie it enough go for it! To sample another persons opinion, go to gsmarena.com and look for htc butterfly when u get to the page, click on opinions and u get info from users of the htc butterfly. have i been able to help out?

teens: Bros wht abt htc one ? Pls wht Are it shot coming

hmnnnn.. Htc one?
practically its a lovely phone but has the following shortcomings
1. the camera:
the camera is 4mp but emmm pple call it 4up (ultra pixels)
the ultra pixel technology only improves the camera in lowlight conditions not necessarily increased quality.

2. no memory card slot but u have d option of 32gb or 64gb internal sorage
3. no user replaceable battery.
but all in all the mobile phone is lovely.. u can go for it if u can do away the shortcomings... have i been able to help out?

this is termed as 4G. what is 4G abi? 4g is termed as 4th generation connectivity standard. LTE (Long Term Evolution) is a technology standard for high-speed wireless communications through cellular(GSM) networks. Its not a new standard per se but its just that the technology itself has evolved to a useable state eliminating all weaknesses along the way. LTE is a standard for wireless data communications technology and an evolution of the GSM/UMTS standards. The goal of LTE was to increase the capacity and speed of wireless data networks using new DSP (digital signal processing) techniques and modulations that were developed around the turn of the millennium.
A further goal was the redesign and simplification of the network architecture to an IP-based system with significantly reduced transfer latency compared to the 3G architecture. The LTE wireless interface is incompatible with 2G and 3G networks, so that it must be operated on a separate wireless spectrum. The LTE standard was finalized in December 2008, and the first publicly available LTE service was launched by TeliaSonera in Oslo and Stockholm on December 14, 2009 as a data connection with a USB modem.
The LTE services were launched by major North American carriers as well, with the Samsung SCH-r900 being the world’s first LTE Mobile phone starting on September 21, 2010 and Samsung Galaxy Indulge being the world’s first LTE smartphone starting on February 10, 2011 both offered by MetroPCS and HTC ThunderBolt offered by Verizon starting on March 17 being the second LTE smartphone to be sold commercially.
ADVANTAGES OF LTE
1. Faster connectivity
2. Better voice quality aka HD VOICE

FASTER CONNECTIVITY:
The LTE can reach about 5-50mbps in downlink and uplink 5-20 mbps practically but the max threshold is about 300mbps. but LTE has also evolved into LTE-A (long term evolution- advanced) which has the capability to meet 1gbps and pratical speeds between for downlink of upto 100mbps. (just like driving a bugatti veyron on your phone. Thats some mad speed ).

BETTER VOICE QUALITY
The LTE uses a codec called Adaptive Multi-Rate Wideband (AMR-WB)(a codec encodes a data stream or signal for transmission, storage or encryption, or decodes it for playback or editing). This codec enables an LTE compatible mobile phone to have reduced noise and almost mp3 quality voice calls

COMING SOON......
Next Gen mobile technologies #mobilerevolution

Opti: At the edge of replacing my galaxy s duo with tecno N7, then someone said why not go for Tecno F7! Which one is F7, he called it Tecno phantom, is it good advice: F7 instead of N7?

HERE ARE THE SPECS SEE FOR YOUR SELF 2G Network GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
3G Network HSDPA 900 / 2100
4G Network No
SIM Dual mini SIM
Status Available April 2013

Body
Dimensions 143.5 x 70.8 x 9.1mm
Keyboard Touchscreen
Colors White, Black, Yellow
Cover Plastic

Display
Type TFT capacitive touchscreen with 16,000,000 colors
Size 720 x 1280 pixels, 5 inches, 293 pixels per inch (PPI)

Memory And OS
Card slot MicroSD, up to 32 GB
Internal 4 GB
OS Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich
Processors 1.0 GHz dual-core CPU
RAM 1 GB

Audio
Alert types Vibration, MP3 ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
Audio port 3.5mm jack

Connectivity
2G GPRS – up to 85.6 kbps; EDGE – up to 236.8 kbps
3G Up to 7.2 mbps uplink; Up to 5.76 mbps downlink
4G No
WIFI Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, WIFI hotspot
Bluetooth Version 3.0
GPS A-GPS
NFC No
USB MicroUSB v2.0

Camera
Primary 8 MP, up to 3264×2448 pixel pictures, Geo-tagging, auto focus, face detection camera with LED flash
Video Yes
Secondary 1.3 MP up to 1280×1024 pixel pictures

Battery
Capacity 2100 mAh Li-Ion battery
Stand-by N/a
Talk time N/a
Music play N/a

Other Features
Sensors Accelerometer, Compass, Ambient light sensor
Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, Push Mail, IM
Browser HTML
Java No
- SNS integration
- MP4/MPEG4/H.263/H.264 player
MP3/WAV/eAAC+/AC3/FLAC player
- Document viewer
- FM radio
- Image viewer
- Voice memo/dial/command
- Predictive text input
- Google Search, Whatsapp, Google Maps, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk

[quote author=daakins]SAW ONE NEW PHONE ON IN THE MARKE..ITS CALLED BE SOCIAL2 PHONE ..RUNS ON ANDROID ICE CREAM SANDWICH..SLOT IS SELLING IT ALSO..HAVE YU SEEN IT AND WHAT IS UR TAKE ON THAT..[/quoteyeah, i have heard of the phone. But i have not really concentrated on it... pple i have asked have not told any concrete thing for nw....will still keep an eye out for it though

This happened today. i was at work., i asked ma female colleague who was married if she had 'chops'(something u can munch on) and she opened her bag... and i saw the condom.. though its none of my business but i can't help but wonder..