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RomanceRe: VIDEO: Male Teacher Flogs JSS Female Student After Condom Was Found In Her Bag by Gbadebo01(m): 6:33pm On Aug 30, 2020
Did anybody notice she said "ask our principal, i am a virgin, sir". How is the principal supposed go know? Edakun?
PhonesRe: Oppo Unveils Reno3 And Reno3 Pro In Nigeria by Gbadebo01(m): 8:44am On May 16, 2020
EzzyCarter:
Oppo is just a notch higher than transition devices but still doesn't change the fact it's trash too grin albeit a more sophisticated one. But trash is trash at the end of the day
...
Samsung or nothing cool
notch ko, punch hole ni! Have you used one before and got bad feedback? Your reasoning in this regard is subjective and incorrect!
PhonesRe: New What App "Dark Mode" (photos) by Gbadebo01(m): 1:16pm On Mar 06, 2020
This dark mode na scam. What's the essense of the greenish look? I would prefer proper black with green accents instead as that would improve the consistency of the dark mode UI
CelebritiesRe: Singer Adele Shows Off Her Stunning Three Stone Weight Loss In Floral Dress by Gbadebo01(m): 9:33am On Jan 06, 2020
LearnITsmash:
Mehn she is super hot now, I will gladly bang her raw embarassed
must you always use your balls to think?
LiteratureRe: While We Fought- by GadSeven by Gbadebo01(op): 9:26am On Dec 16, 2019
ugofulfilled:
I pray for this kind of home. Nice one OP. ..."I spent the night praying for you"; this part, like a shining light, revealed the beauty of humanity and true love. I will think on it for a while. Thanks at OP
awwwww.. Thank you sir. I pray your deepest desires come true. Please share so it can reach a wider audience... thank you..
LiteratureRe: While We Fought- by GadSeven by Gbadebo01(op):
Treasurewamiri:
Wow! Beautiful...
-- i feel like an ambulance right now. i appreciate your comment-- kiss i would appreciate it if you can share this .. Thank you.
LiteratureWhile We Fought- by GadSeven by Gbadebo01(op):
Baby!! Anjolaoluwa! Guess what? Anjola! I ran in expecting to see the woman of my dreams, the house feels strangely empty. Then reality hit me, she is gone! I really broke that table last night. We had a very serious argument last night and i ended up calling her names. Ok! She called me a selfish bastard first so i got angry and called her a useless good for nothing fool amongst other things. I just said that in the heat of the moment, i didn't mean it. You see, Anjolaoluwa is that special breed. When you talk about women, Anjola is a phenomenal woman though she can be very dramatic, can be stubborn atimes but she has a good heart and i won't trade her for anything in the world.
The past week has been emotionally traumatic for both of us. It started with Anjola getting suspended from work pending when a fraud investigation is completed. My baby swears she didn't do anything bad other than sign a document a trusted colleague brought. You see, i trust Anjolaoluwa, she would have been the end of me if she was a bad person. While we dated, i could keep millions in her account and not a kobo would miss. She is disciplined to a fault. There was a time she had to make some transactions so she took a little out of the money in the account. I think she took sixty thousand naira out of the 3.6million naira i kept in her account. She came in shivering like a wet chicken and knelt down,
"ma binu oko mi, jo mo lo 60k ni nu owo e."
"I was like really? Its fine joor."
So the next day i credited her account with 80 thousand naira so she would also have money to spend as i knew she wouldn't touch my money unless she was broke. Can you believe this 'obokun' returned the 80 thousand naira i sent to her when she received her salary? I had to call and confront her
"Are you saying i can't give you money?" Her stubbornness took over,
"i don't want your money!" she said.
That hit me hard. It was like being slapped suddenly at the back of the head!
"Are we fighting?" I asked.
She replied, "we might as well be!
You want to bribe me with money? Do you think i am after your money?"
"Anjola, where are these things coming from?" I asked, shocked at how my wanting to give her money turned into a crime. That's just Anjola for you. Another one was she had a customer's money in her bag but still trekked home from work as she was broke.
So i know she would not do fraud, that's not my woman. That same week, i have had to travel to Abuja three times to follow up on a contract i was chasing. Due to this, i wasn't around to console her but i had my own issues too. She was suspended on Tuesday, the contract fell through on Friday. I was devastated, i had spent too much time, effort and money trying to get this contract. I could not even tell her as this would compound her already escalating woes but it was eating me up inside.
On Sundays, we make dinner together and we explore wherever making of dinner takes us to (if you know what i mean). But today, it was different. Everywhere felt so empty which made me feel eerie, so i laid on the couch in the sitting room staring at the TV unsure of my next move. She served the table and we ate in silence. In an attempt to bring up a discussion, i asked her about her friend that keeps curving a guy that wants to marry her. She said the guy is still on her friend's case.
I laughed and said, "tell Bola to do quick joor before her boobi touch her belle like Kiss Daniel said." She smiled. I had not seen that smile in five days and that made me happy.
"I am happy, you smiled", i said. After a few seconds, i added, "Babes, i want to travel tomorrow morning. I want to check up on the contract again. I need to see if there's more i can do. You know this will pull me into the big leagues."
"Ok". She said and started packing the dishes. "On a second thought," sounding iffy, she said "Mosope, please stay with me, i can't stay alone like this. Moreover, your partner can sort this out, you have been there three times this week already. Let him go too."
"Baby, i know. Please i just want to show my face and remind them i am here. I really need that contract."
"Ok then you can go". She hollered. "You are such a selfish person, money is all you ever think of, selfish bastard!"
"Haha? Ki la gbe, ki le ju?" I said, surprised at her affront.
She replied with selfish man and clapped to my face.
"Useless good for nothing fool, just small understanding i asked for, i cannor get." I bellowed.
I stomped off but after a few minutes i felt remorseful.
"Anjola, i am sorry, ma binu si mi.
Please forgive me." I said knocking on the bedroom door.
I tried opening the bedroom door but she had locked it from the inside. I could hear her crying in the room. "Jesus! What have i done? I kept begging her but she didn't open the door". I kept calling her phone which she didn't pick so I slept off by the bedroom door. Around 5am Monday morning, i got a call from my partner saying there was a new development concerning the contract and my presence was needed.
"Bayo mi o le wa! I have things to fix, sort it out!" I said out of frustration.
"The Chairman wants to see you.
I replied, "which chairman?"
"NERC Chairman na!"
"Ehen? Why? Shebi im no give us contract wetin im want?" I questioned angrily.
"Im sha talk say im wan see you." Bayo replied sounding impatient.
"Ok". I thought i could breeze in and out.
"Where?" I asked with rejuvenated interest.
"Im house for bourdillon!"Bayo replied sounding irritated. " Wo! the address dey your WhatsApp, your wahala too much. Go see somebody jor!"
"I go go see am." I replied and hurriedly ended the call.
"Anjolaoluwa! Good morning."
No answer. She must still be pissed at me.
"Babes, shebi mo ti bee? Jo, Ma binu".
I tried opening the door, i realised it was still locked. I took my bath in the visitors room, used salt water solution for my mouth and luckily found a befitting attire to visit the chairman with.
I knocked on our bedroom door again and begged,
"Anjola, o de jo, ma binu. I know i said too much. Please forgive me. I can't take it when you are angry at me."
I heard sniffles.
"Ok Baby. Please i want to step out. The chairman of NERC just requested my presence. I would be back shortly. Take care of yourself for me. Just so you know i am not travelling again."


I got home hoping to give her the good news that i finally won the contract but i could not find her anywhere. I called her phone, it was switched off. Now i am starting to get scared, i checked all the rooms but she wasn't there. I put my hands on my head, delirium creeping on me. "Has she has left me? but shebi i have been begging her? She cannot do this!" I tried her phone again, it wasn't reachable. My heart tore to shreds that very moment and tears started dropping from my eyes like rainfall on glass. I heard the door open while i was trying to call her mom. With my tears stained face, i ran to the door. Anjola was there with her ever beautiful face smiling at me.
"I thought you had left me."
She smiled, "me leave you? Missed call, ko jo! I love you though you do some stupid things I don't understand nigbami. Have you been crying?"
I quickly cleaned my face.
"Ase o ti le? I went to see the detectives handling the fraud issue ma ni. Those guys are daft! Wo, that's story for later, shey o ti jeun?"
"Nope, i don't have appetite," I said.
"shey you will suck breast?" she asked with a naughty smile on her face and her hands cupping her breasts.
"Stop joor, not yet sha," i paused, "i got the contract!" I screamed with all the excitement i could muster.
She broke into a dance then she said, "i spent the whole of last night praying for you. I knew you would get it."
Imagine that woman! I said " Tell me why won't i bring down the heaven for this woman?"

That ends the PG13 version of this story��.
I would appreciate your comments, feedbacks and criticisms. Thank you for reading
RomanceRe: My Gf Has Cheated On Me by Gbadebo01(m): 8:32pm On Oct 04, 2019
subtlemee:
It's surprising how a guy can't take just one cheating mistake but we girls carry this burden on our head effortlessly like nothing forgiving every minute especially married women married to cheaters ....forgive her this once which I know it won't be easy and it will bring trust issues but for how long will you continue running away? Very faithful girls aren't many except you are stingingly rich
twale! Mama agbalagba. That's the life ooo.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun We Don't Want This Font And Colour For Nairaland by Gbadebo01(m): 8:22am On Sep 24, 2019
I actually like this current theme. Its not bad at all
RomanceRe: You Belong To The World’s Rarest Personality-type If You Have These Abilities. by Gbadebo01(m): 2:08pm On Jun 29, 2019
GeniusWannabe:
But that's basically slow thinking, isn't it?
I've been trying to adopt that method of thinking recently, but it tends to be overwhelming sometimes. I find myself questioning everything unnecessarily. I can't process my thoughts without asking the most basic questions.
sorry bro. It gets better as you learn to ask yourself better questions. I notice i am 'clearer' when i fast for long or when i do purposeful things and i am tired. Knowing the times to think helps too.
RomanceRe: You Belong To The World’s Rarest Personality-type If You Have These Abilities. by Gbadebo01(m): 11:29pm On Jun 28, 2019
GeniusWannabe:
I know how it feels. It gets worse when people just don't get you. Struggling to express your thoughts in words can be a burden. When this happens, people think you're just another bozo. But when you write, you feel like Albert Einstein, or (based on your poetic tendencies), William Shakespeare. Please tell me, do you think your difficulty in verbally expressing your thoughts could be a result of slow thinking? Are you a slow thinker?
i like to think i am not. i am learning to think by asking myself questions rather than just allowing my thoughts run riot.
RomanceRe: You Belong To The World’s Rarest Personality-type If You Have These Abilities. by Gbadebo01(m): 10:40pm On Jun 28, 2019
GeniusWannabe:
Why do you think it's something to be thankful about?
i am an INFJ and i am thankful. I think the issue we have is accepting ourselves for who we are. Especially if you are a guy as people expect you to be strong. Overthinking that's the worst! You want make a decision and you are thinking about the future, present, past, of that decision so when i get like that, i just do it anyway but for very important decisions i ask for advice that helps me unburden. Dont get me started on the anxiety disorder associated with the thinking. I like the fact i am able to see patterns, i am a poet, i am a writer, sometimes i struggle to say what i mean but writing it down works a charm. Though sometimes it feels like i carry the world on my shoulders, sometimes everything looks so demoralising but sometimes its a blessing as i feel connection to almost everything. Sometimes i cry and break down to reset my system. I sleep alot too. I won't want to have it any other way though. I like who i am! An infj
CelebritiesRe: Omoni Oboli And Richard Mofe-Damijo Kiss On Set Of ‘Love Is War' by Gbadebo01(m): 4:59pm On May 18, 2019
Id97:
For a married woman,this is inappropriate even if her husband consented to it.
they are both married na?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: About To Quit My Job,pls Advice by Gbadebo01(m): 10:39pm On May 12, 2019
DrSam4:
He's the BOSS!!!
Apologize my dear friend!
Learn how to communicate!!!

Read 360 degree leader by John Max

You've got any job alternative? GTFO if yes!
But if you'd like to continue, humbly apologize & clarify him!
Sir, do u have an idea how the op is meant to communicate with wat has been said?
RomanceRe: Girl Threatens Suicide And Curses For Being Dumped After 9 Years by Gbadebo01(m): 8:03pm On Apr 27, 2019
BEANSANDBREAD00:
That lady is not a wife material
Simple and short
ok. Why waste her time?
CelebritiesRe: Eedris Abdulkareem Reacts To Jaden Smith's Look Despite His Money by Gbadebo01(m): 11:40am On Apr 19, 2019
Mehn! It 'wented' wrong with jaden gan ooo
RomanceRe: Take this 6 Million I Want to Have Sex Wit Ur Girlfriend Reply As the Boyfriend by Gbadebo01(m): 2:17pm On Apr 14, 2019
No. Thank you sir. I love my girlfriend. Go look for another woman take do ritual..
CrimeRe: "A Lady Said I Was Sexually Harassing Her Because I Wore Short" - Uber Driver by Gbadebo01(m): 10:06pm On Apr 11, 2019
NurseJay:
Thighs could be a weak point for her!
So be considerate to your female clients and cover up cos you'll never know which gets turned on by legs!
but do you women consider men when you put on all those cleavage baring outfits or when u put on very short skirts?
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 2:29pm On Apr 07, 2019
MuttleyLaff:
He will go to any length and write anything, so just to justify entitlements to obligatory and/or imposed ecclesiastical monitised tithing.

Notice that I have asked him many times over, to please and kindly in a way that a two year old can understand, that's if at all if he really does know, soon explain to us, the reason behind why, in the Bible, God said cross dressing is an abomination to Him and that women should abstain from wearing what belongs to men, likewise men what belongs to women, but this request seems to be hard and difficult for him to give answers to?
exactly. no wonder bible says not to argue with a fool.
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 2:22pm On Apr 07, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
The verse covers both dressing and attitude, include other things because the Bible is a double edged sword. Is attitude not what determines dress code? If I want to look like a musician today, I'll simply braid my hair it wear dreadlocks, sag my trousers and wear some tattoos. Yes, some people dress like that without actually being musicians, but they do so because they've been influenced by musicians to have that attitude.

You don't need to dig into someone's heart before you know the kind of person they are. A simple glimpse at them is enough because by their fruits ye shall know them. What fruits do you think a woman dressed like that is trying to bear? She's simply trying to make the opposite sex find her attractive and sexy. Or are you saying she's simply trying to preach the gospel dressed that way?

The Bible doesn't specifically talk about trousers, but it said women should abstain from wearing what belongs to men, likewise men what belongs to women. Be sincere with yourself for once and state what you think are those clothes men wear that women should not wear. Since the invention of trousers, it has always been a thing made for men. It only began to be worn by women in the near past. Before then it was never so. The same thing applies to skirts which has always been a thing for women. Men have done well to stay away from it, but women have encroached into our territory all in a bid to look sexy, and because the sodomite fashion industry is promoting it. The disgust you feel when you see a man wearing skirt is the same disgust God feels when a woman wears trousers. Be sincere with yourself, doesn't even nature tell you that trousers are decent for women?
bro .. all this things you say don't make sense. You say things that don't match up, i admire your creativity though but you said that since the invention of trousers it was a thing for men, were you there to confirn or did God himself tell you or adam did? God bless you. See you on judgement day.
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 9:46pm On Apr 06, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
Since when did skirts stop being comfy for women? So because she wants to feel comfy, the law of God should now be broken? You are just making silly excuses for her, a woman whom you do not know. But I can judge her with the word of God.

Your last sentence shows you got my message wrong. As seen below, Jesus said we should wash the inside so that the outside may be clean. But the lady preacher failed to wash the inside, that's why her outside is not clean. The dirt she has on the inside is what's showing outside

Mathew 23:25-26
25 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.
26 Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that
which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.
bro this bible passage is talking about attitude not dressing. You sound like an accuser. I now understand the amount of work Jesus is doing for us in heaven.
Matthew 23: 25-26. But how dare you make such random accusation that she has dirt on the inside? Do u know her? Na you holy pass? You are making those conclusion based on her dressing alone then i believe you are very myopic in thinking and its off no use trying to broaden your perspective. But just one last thing please enlighten us on where in the bible that it says that trousers are for men and skirts are for ladies? Unless you provide this then you don't have a point and will never have a point.
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 1:14pm On Apr 06, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
We have every right to judge her for dressing indecently in a place they call Church. There's nothing hypocritical here. Had it been as men we also wear women clothes, then you can call us hypocrites.


Yes God looks at the heart, but don't you know that the outward appearance is a reflection of the heart? She had it in her heart to look sexy for men, that's why her dressing reflects it. It's what you have in your heart that shows in your appearance.
i get you so your point is that because she is wearing trouser which is a man's cloth its bad? And you say she is dressing sexy for men? Coining it that way sounds like she is a prostitute, How did you know that? Have you considered that she may like wearing trousers because they are comfy? And moreover do you know the type of audience she is speaking to? Do you know if its at short notice she was called to speak?

But bible says its in the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh not 'dresseth'.
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 12:39pm On Apr 06, 2019
Johntitus:
Thank you for the enlightenment pastor. Sometimes we try to deceive ourselves but deep within us we know the truth. She mounting the pulpit dressed like that is a good thing? O come on! This is sheer hypocrisy.

You mentioned about the lord looking at the heart, no? Hahaha.. A mango tree cannot bring forth orange fruits. THE END IS NEAR! Enjoy your weekend and please learn to say the truth in all situations.
so wat you are saying in essence is you wont hear the message the woman is trying to pass because she is dressed the way she is?
2. Are u saying that because she is dressed the way she is dressed she cannot carry anointing?
3. Can u please detail wat you see wrong in the way she is dressed. That will really help us to know how wrong it is for some of us that are 'blind'?
4.please can you enlighten us on this metaphor 'A mango tree cannot bring forth orange fruits' which sounds like you are calling the woman something she is not by virtue of her dressing which sounds myopic hence the need to explain your statement.
5. The lord looks at the heart and u laffed, but you forget how Saul became paul?
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 11:38am On Apr 06, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
You guys are just very funny. Just because you heard of a new covenant, you didn't care to know what it means, you just felt it means the old has been thrown away. Since the old laws have been thrown away, then go ahead and disobey the law below by sleeping with your mother, sister or daughter.

Leviticus 18:6
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their unclothedness: I am the LORD

Look dude, we under a new covenant simply means we no longer depend on the old for eternal salvation. Jesus has died and paid the price for eternity for them that believe in him. We no longer make heaven based on our obedience to the law but based on our faith in Jesus Christ. But our disobedience will get us punished by God here and earth even though it doesn't prevent us from making heaven. The question now is, do you think you can stand God's punishment? If you think so, then go ahead and keep disobeying his commandments.

Guy, you better go and understand the meaning of new covenant and old covenant, otherwise you will continue in error.
unclothedness is defined as the state of wearing no clothing, so the bible verse you threw in doesn't apply
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 11:35am On Apr 06, 2019
Johntitus:
Amen ooo. May God help me!!!


That you think what she's wearing is right, you need to be evaluated mentally. Swift to argue but knows virtually nothing. Please, cease disgracing yourself in public.
see wat we are talking about. Bible says do not judge, you are judging her based on her dressing. The lord looks at the heart but you are looking at the pastor's body. We Christians shud stop being hypocrites. Enjoy your day and please learn to think a bit broader
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 1:44pm On Apr 05, 2019
Johntitus:
This is a pastor??!. To think that people will still scream at the top of their voices saying 'Amen' to her prayers is making me feel sick. Oluwa/Chineke abeg guide your children.

ps: If I come church see pastor dress like this, I'm leaving immediately.
because na look u come look abi no be word of God you con hear..God will help you
Christianity EtcRe: Picture Of A Sexy ‘pastor’ On Pulpit That Makes People Talking by Gbadebo01(m): 1:42pm On Apr 05, 2019
phelonrays:
So seductive...........

I can't even imagine where Christians of now a-days are heading to.....
imagine pastor (per say) flirting this outfit to church.....

Abasi mbok help us your real children....
you need help
EducationRe: Funny Way Lecturers Behave After Bagging Their Ph.d(pics). by Gbadebo01(m): 10:02am On Mar 23, 2019
Why does the guy look like tobi?
Science/TechnologyWhat's the fuss about eSIMs by the way? by Gbadebo01(op): 10:51am On Feb 14, 2019
An eSIM in simple terms is a built in Simcard. The type which you can’t remove and don’t need to remove. The SIM stores all information that is necessary to identify and authenticate the mobile subscriber. The identification information can be updated over the air, to enable a change of operator. This may not be encouraged by the networks as customers can switch at every ‘dissatisfaction’ which means the network will be at the mercy of customers. Have you heard of Google’s project fi and Apple’s Apple sim? These are eSIMs touted as proprietary technologies.



Advantages of eSIM.

This means your SIM can’t get lost.

It will be easy to switch network operators as you don’t have need for physical change of SIM.

There will be better choice of plans due to increased competition.

Since there is no SIM card it makes it easier for the water proofing and the likes.



Disadvantages of eSIM

It’s easier to track. In conventional Sims you can remove your SIM card to stop someone from tracking you but eSIMs can’t be “turned off” presently but this is not an issue for everyone.

Once the phone stops working your details are lost unless you uses cloud services to store your messages, contact etc.



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PhonesRe: Seriously, What Is Android Q Going To Be Called? by Gbadebo01(op): 9:45pm On Jan 29, 2019
MrBONE2:
My Bones just speak to me that Q stand for "Queen Cake" grin
hmmmm... You are on to something sir. Well done
PhonesRe: Seriously, What Is Android Q Going To Be Called? by Gbadebo01(op): 8:07pm On Jan 28, 2019
malone5:
Quaker oats
thanks jare. U sabi better thing! Now i have 2 votes

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