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Did anybody notice she said "ask our principal, i am a virgin, sir". How is the principal supposed go know? Edakun? |
EzzyCarter:notch ko, punch hole ni! Have you used one before and got bad feedback? Your reasoning in this regard is subjective and incorrect! |
This dark mode na scam. What's the essense of the greenish look? I would prefer proper black with green accents instead as that would improve the consistency of the dark mode UI |
LearnITsmash:must you always use your balls to think? |
ugofulfilled:awwwww.. Thank you sir. I pray your deepest desires come true. Please share so it can reach a wider audience... thank you.. |
Treasurewamiri:-- i feel like an ambulance right now. i appreciate your comment-- |
Baby!! Anjolaoluwa! Guess what? Anjola! I ran in expecting to see the woman of my dreams, the house feels strangely empty. Then reality hit me, she is gone! I really broke that table last night. We had a very serious argument last night and i ended up calling her names. Ok! She called me a selfish bastard first so i got angry and called her a useless good for nothing fool amongst other things. I just said that in the heat of the moment, i didn't mean it. You see, Anjolaoluwa is that special breed. When you talk about women, Anjola is a phenomenal woman though she can be very dramatic, can be stubborn atimes but she has a good heart and i won't trade her for anything in the world. The past week has been emotionally traumatic for both of us. It started with Anjola getting suspended from work pending when a fraud investigation is completed. My baby swears she didn't do anything bad other than sign a document a trusted colleague brought. You see, i trust Anjolaoluwa, she would have been the end of me if she was a bad person. While we dated, i could keep millions in her account and not a kobo would miss. She is disciplined to a fault. There was a time she had to make some transactions so she took a little out of the money in the account. I think she took sixty thousand naira out of the 3.6million naira i kept in her account. She came in shivering like a wet chicken and knelt down, "ma binu oko mi, jo mo lo 60k ni nu owo e." "I was like really? Its fine joor." So the next day i credited her account with 80 thousand naira so she would also have money to spend as i knew she wouldn't touch my money unless she was broke. Can you believe this 'obokun' returned the 80 thousand naira i sent to her when she received her salary? I had to call and confront her "Are you saying i can't give you money?" Her stubbornness took over, "i don't want your money!" she said. That hit me hard. It was like being slapped suddenly at the back of the head! "Are we fighting?" I asked. She replied, "we might as well be! You want to bribe me with money? Do you think i am after your money?" "Anjola, where are these things coming from?" I asked, shocked at how my wanting to give her money turned into a crime. That's just Anjola for you. Another one was she had a customer's money in her bag but still trekked home from work as she was broke. So i know she would not do fraud, that's not my woman. That same week, i have had to travel to Abuja three times to follow up on a contract i was chasing. Due to this, i wasn't around to console her but i had my own issues too. She was suspended on Tuesday, the contract fell through on Friday. I was devastated, i had spent too much time, effort and money trying to get this contract. I could not even tell her as this would compound her already escalating woes but it was eating me up inside. On Sundays, we make dinner together and we explore wherever making of dinner takes us to (if you know what i mean). But today, it was different. Everywhere felt so empty which made me feel eerie, so i laid on the couch in the sitting room staring at the TV unsure of my next move. She served the table and we ate in silence. In an attempt to bring up a discussion, i asked her about her friend that keeps curving a guy that wants to marry her. She said the guy is still on her friend's case. I laughed and said, "tell Bola to do quick joor before her boobi touch her belle like Kiss Daniel said." She smiled. I had not seen that smile in five days and that made me happy. "I am happy, you smiled", i said. After a few seconds, i added, "Babes, i want to travel tomorrow morning. I want to check up on the contract again. I need to see if there's more i can do. You know this will pull me into the big leagues." "Ok". She said and started packing the dishes. "On a second thought," sounding iffy, she said "Mosope, please stay with me, i can't stay alone like this. Moreover, your partner can sort this out, you have been there three times this week already. Let him go too." "Baby, i know. Please i just want to show my face and remind them i am here. I really need that contract." "Ok then you can go". She hollered. "You are such a selfish person, money is all you ever think of, selfish bastard!" "Haha? Ki la gbe, ki le ju?" I said, surprised at her affront. She replied with selfish man and clapped to my face. "Useless good for nothing fool, just small understanding i asked for, i cannor get." I bellowed. I stomped off but after a few minutes i felt remorseful. "Anjola, i am sorry, ma binu si mi. Please forgive me." I said knocking on the bedroom door. I tried opening the bedroom door but she had locked it from the inside. I could hear her crying in the room. "Jesus! What have i done? I kept begging her but she didn't open the door". I kept calling her phone which she didn't pick so I slept off by the bedroom door. Around 5am Monday morning, i got a call from my partner saying there was a new development concerning the contract and my presence was needed. "Bayo mi o le wa! I have things to fix, sort it out!" I said out of frustration. "The Chairman wants to see you. I replied, "which chairman?" "NERC Chairman na!" "Ehen? Why? Shebi im no give us contract wetin im want?" I questioned angrily. "Im sha talk say im wan see you." Bayo replied sounding impatient. "Ok". I thought i could breeze in and out. "Where?" I asked with rejuvenated interest. "Im house for bourdillon!"Bayo replied sounding irritated. " Wo! the address dey your WhatsApp, your wahala too much. Go see somebody jor!" "I go go see am." I replied and hurriedly ended the call. "Anjolaoluwa! Good morning." No answer. She must still be pissed at me. "Babes, shebi mo ti bee? Jo, Ma binu". I tried opening the door, i realised it was still locked. I took my bath in the visitors room, used salt water solution for my mouth and luckily found a befitting attire to visit the chairman with. I knocked on our bedroom door again and begged, "Anjola, o de jo, ma binu. I know i said too much. Please forgive me. I can't take it when you are angry at me." I heard sniffles. "Ok Baby. Please i want to step out. The chairman of NERC just requested my presence. I would be back shortly. Take care of yourself for me. Just so you know i am not travelling again." I got home hoping to give her the good news that i finally won the contract but i could not find her anywhere. I called her phone, it was switched off. Now i am starting to get scared, i checked all the rooms but she wasn't there. I put my hands on my head, delirium creeping on me. "Has she has left me? but shebi i have been begging her? She cannot do this!" I tried her phone again, it wasn't reachable. My heart tore to shreds that very moment and tears started dropping from my eyes like rainfall on glass. I heard the door open while i was trying to call her mom. With my tears stained face, i ran to the door. Anjola was there with her ever beautiful face smiling at me. "I thought you had left me." She smiled, "me leave you? Missed call, ko jo! I love you though you do some stupid things I don't understand nigbami. Have you been crying?" I quickly cleaned my face. "Ase o ti le? I went to see the detectives handling the fraud issue ma ni. Those guys are daft! Wo, that's story for later, shey o ti jeun?" "Nope, i don't have appetite," I said. "shey you will suck breast?" she asked with a naughty smile on her face and her hands cupping her breasts. "Stop joor, not yet sha," i paused, "i got the contract!" I screamed with all the excitement i could muster. She broke into a dance then she said, "i spent the whole of last night praying for you. I knew you would get it." Imagine that woman! I said " Tell me why won't i bring down the heaven for this woman?" That ends the PG13 version of this story��. I would appreciate your comments, feedbacks and criticisms. Thank you for reading |
subtlemee:twale! Mama agbalagba. That's the life ooo. |
I actually like this current theme. Its not bad at all |
GeniusWannabe:sorry bro. It gets better as you learn to ask yourself better questions. I notice i am 'clearer' when i fast for long or when i do purposeful things and i am tired. Knowing the times to think helps too. |
GeniusWannabe:i like to think i am not. i am learning to think by asking myself questions rather than just allowing my thoughts run riot. |
GeniusWannabe:i am an INFJ and i am thankful. I think the issue we have is accepting ourselves for who we are. Especially if you are a guy as people expect you to be strong. Overthinking that's the worst! You want make a decision and you are thinking about the future, present, past, of that decision so when i get like that, i just do it anyway but for very important decisions i ask for advice that helps me unburden. Dont get me started on the anxiety disorder associated with the thinking. I like the fact i am able to see patterns, i am a poet, i am a writer, sometimes i struggle to say what i mean but writing it down works a charm. Though sometimes it feels like i carry the world on my shoulders, sometimes everything looks so demoralising but sometimes its a blessing as i feel connection to almost everything. Sometimes i cry and break down to reset my system. I sleep alot too. I won't want to have it any other way though. I like who i am! An infj |
Id97:they are both married na? |
DrSam4:Sir, do u have an idea how the op is meant to communicate with wat has been said? |
BEANSANDBREAD00:ok. Why waste her time? |
Mehn! It 'wented' wrong with jaden gan ooo |
No. Thank you sir. I love my girlfriend. Go look for another woman take do ritual.. |
NurseJay:but do you women consider men when you put on all those cleavage baring outfits or when u put on very short skirts? |
MuttleyLaff:exactly. no wonder bible says not to argue with a fool. |
alBHAGDADI:bro .. all this things you say don't make sense. You say things that don't match up, i admire your creativity though but you said that since the invention of trousers it was a thing for men, were you there to confirn or did God himself tell you or adam did? God bless you. See you on judgement day. |
alBHAGDADI:bro this bible passage is talking about attitude not dressing. You sound like an accuser. I now understand the amount of work Jesus is doing for us in heaven. Matthew 23: 25-26. But how dare you make such random accusation that she has dirt on the inside? Do u know her? Na you holy pass? You are making those conclusion based on her dressing alone then i believe you are very myopic in thinking and its off no use trying to broaden your perspective. But just one last thing please enlighten us on where in the bible that it says that trousers are for men and skirts are for ladies? Unless you provide this then you don't have a point and will never have a point. |
alBHAGDADI:i get you so your point is that because she is wearing trouser which is a man's cloth its bad? And you say she is dressing sexy for men? Coining it that way sounds like she is a prostitute, How did you know that? Have you considered that she may like wearing trousers because they are comfy? And moreover do you know the type of audience she is speaking to? Do you know if its at short notice she was called to speak? But bible says its in the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh not 'dresseth'. |
Johntitus:so wat you are saying in essence is you wont hear the message the woman is trying to pass because she is dressed the way she is? 2. Are u saying that because she is dressed the way she is dressed she cannot carry anointing? 3. Can u please detail wat you see wrong in the way she is dressed. That will really help us to know how wrong it is for some of us that are 'blind'? 4.please can you enlighten us on this metaphor 'A mango tree cannot bring forth orange fruits' which sounds like you are calling the woman something she is not by virtue of her dressing which sounds myopic hence the need to explain your statement. 5. The lord looks at the heart and u laffed, but you forget how Saul became paul? |
alBHAGDADI:unclothedness is defined as the state of wearing no clothing, so the bible verse you threw in doesn't apply |
Johntitus:see wat we are talking about. Bible says do not judge, you are judging her based on her dressing. The lord looks at the heart but you are looking at the pastor's body. We Christians shud stop being hypocrites. Enjoy your day and please learn to think a bit broader |
Johntitus:because na look u come look abi no be word of God you con hear..God will help you |
phelonrays:you need help |
Why does the guy look like tobi? |
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MrBONE2:hmmmm... You are on to something sir. Well done |
malone5:thanks jare. U sabi better thing! Now i have 2 votes |
albeit a more sophisticated one. But trash is trash at the end of the day
