GIRLS: LOOKING AT IT FROM THE ANGLE OF MOBILE PHONE COMPANIES:

SAMSUNG:
Loud perfume, bad asss make up and you realize the girl has one big time ugly behavior or ugly face she is hiding behind her good looks. She is trying not to look like ‘gbogbo ero’ but she is. She is just trying to distance herself and rebrand which may and may not work. She has many ‘tricks’ up her sleeves which maybe bad or nice depending on the boyfriend involved. She is practically an innovator and usually get the rich guys because of her packaging. They usually have issues with low self esteem but they are the only ones who know they have such issues.

APPLE:
They look expensive, they do moderate make-up , simple but classy ,they package themselves well. They don’t really talk to ‘boys’. They have an ever increasing list of admirers who would do anything to gain her trust. She tells you what she wants you to hear and has a mind of her own. She is miss independent. She is usually serious when she is in public and sometimes rubs off on her when she is private.

SONY:
They are functional girls, they are slow starters. They are late in dating boys, learning how to use make up etc. They learn from their friends and ‘competition’ but they become better in a jiffy. They create their own style and shove it in your face. Like it or hate it ! my kind of girl!. They tend to be the cool under pressure kind of babes.

BLACKBERRY:
They don’t have a mind of their own. They are so insecure that if they don’t have a boyfriend, they are helpless! All they do is talk and complain about the issues they are having in their life while trying to tackle it and end up washing their dirty linens in public. Most people know about their family and financial issues.

NOKIA:
This is the average girl, which the world has left in one corner because she has failed to reinvent. She still uses rubber to pack her hair when everybody has started using weave-on and all. ‘If’ (emphasis on the if) she manages to get a boyfriend, the boyfriend will need to take her for a makeover. If she doesn’t have she will notice she is getting old and start reinventing but usually most times its usually too late and the guy that gets glued sorry hooked ehn! you are on your own. (na only TB joshua go rescue you!) But one thing about this kind of girl is she is loyal! ‘Adverse’ ruth abokoku!

HUAWEI:
They are the started from the ‘bottom’ now we are here girls. They are the kind of girls u don’t even notice in school suddenly you just see them dating the hottest guy in school and you are like how did that happen. They look understated but really have stuffs inside. They are full so they dont make noise!

XIAOMI:
Copycat of life! They are so shameless ehn! They are usually photocopies of their best friends. The same clothes and sometimes the way they talk also. Their girlfriends are usually the apple kind of girls.

LG:
Your run of the mill girl, she does what she needs to survive, copying and picking the good things in others but still not high class. She is always the up and coming girl. She will always do things that are more than necessary to get the guy she wants a times forgetting that if a guy will like you, he’ll like you if he doesn’t no matter what you do he won’t still like you.

YOU CAN ADD YA OWN.

WARNING: This is the twisted opinion of a psychotic mobile phone fanatic.

Tecno Babes

Buy them #100 suya and take them home just like abc

This kind thread needs palm wine tree view for a good look

*starts climbing palm wine tree*

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Why na every china things no dey last...@op brain


But Samsung babes be like the Runz girls category

Techno don suffer

Why the hate on Techno name?

rozzay: Techno don suffer

lolz.. hw u today?

@op,your gf is in which category?

HTC ; these sets of girls can't shout. They are HOT and classy. Only sons of politicians and oil magnates can date them

rozzay: Techno don suffer

abi na, they should leave our techno for us jare

u wicked o, see how u finish Samsung, but what about HTC girls ?

This write up got me laughing.

Techno haha

HTC:
They are 'quietly brilliant' (pun intended). They are usually beautiful and shapely (coke bottle tins). You don't hear their buzz anywhere its one day you ll see the girl and you ll be like; who is that girl. They don't usually go out unless on invitation. They are usually cherished by their boyfriends because they're not common. They usually have a physical flaw either they are short, have a mole, scar etc.
i don write am o by popular demand.. In a bit infinix, tecno, solo, motorola, gionee.

Babygal4eva: Why the hate on Techno name?

hian? techno!!!! wait nd find out

nitel

living on past glory

TECNO

You find them everywhere on the social network, 2go, Instagram, badoo, BBM, Facebook, Twitter, eskimi. They might not afford the latest boutique top but they will select one okrika top that is as good as the boutique and insist that they are almost the same. With sharwama and some sweet talk, you can do anything you want with them (they call it rooting) , but the bad side is that you may get bored with them early as you see another of them nearby. They cut across classes, from sec. school to university and but the university ones would be claiming high taste and forming hard-to-get not knowing that there are cheaper versions of them

ITbomb: TECNO

You find them everywhere on the social network, 2go, Instagram, badoo, BBM, Facebook, Twitter, eskimi. They might not afford the latest boutique top but they will select one okrika top that is as good as the boutique and insist that they are almost the same. With sharwama and some sweet talk, you can do anything you want with them (they call it rooting) , but the bad side is that you may get bored with them early as you see another of them nearby. They cut across classes, from sec. school to university and but the university ones would be claiming high taste and forming hard-to-get not knowing that there are cheaper versions of them

Chai

ITbomb: TECNO

You find them everywhere on the social network, 2go, Instagram, badoo, BBM, Facebook, Twitter, eskimi. They might not afford the latest boutique top but they will select one okrika top that is as good as the boutique and insist that they are almost the same. With sharwama and some sweet talk, you can do anything you want with them (they call it rooting) , but the bad side is that you may get bored with them early as you see another of them nearby. They cut across classes, from sec. school to university and but the university ones would be claiming high taste and forming hard-to-get not knowing that there are cheaper versions of them

Na so... you're in the spirit! more kerosene to your lantern
Add this one too. they often form toosh with fake and phoney english. they often lie to feel among !

I knw but not all techno gals re cheap
But they luv suya and elede meat
But wait do pple still 2go

Sony any day anytime.