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Romance / Re: Do You Prefer Curvy And Big Girls Or Slim Girls? State Reasons by GbengaJimoh(m): 7:23pm On May 26, 2015
publicenemy:
I prefer slim girls...

1.They are easy to maneuver in bed...no stress.
But fat girls... After sex, muscles pains.

2. When fvcking slim girls you have full penetration... Every inch of ur diick goes in,so deep that ur cap can feel a little ball inside the pvssy.

But fat girls... You have her asss, her thighs pushing you back even as you try so hard to force ur diick inside.

3. Slim girls... Even in the dark,you can feel ur way to the hole.

But for Fat girls ... You have to push aside so much flesh when searching for the hole.
True talk! grin for fat chics u may end up fuccking and cuming in the laps unknowingly

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Romance / Re: Do You Prefer Curvy And Big Girls Or Slim Girls? State Reasons by GbengaJimoh(m): 7:20pm On May 26, 2015
Slim girls all the way! They're easier to twist and fucck in any available corner

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Romance / Re: He Was Angry With His Brother Because Of His Fiancee's Unwashed Plates by GbengaJimoh(m): 7:17pm On May 26, 2015
cdamsel:
O MY GOD shocked
And y'all say you came from stable homes?
Is it wrong to treat others the way you would want to be treated irrespective of gender?
It's not about independence or gender equality it's about mutual respect for a fellow human being
I guess you're the only one who reasons differently. Other girls have been chatting with their brains in their high heeled shoes.

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Romance / Re: He Was Angry With His Brother Because Of His Fiancee's Unwashed Plates by GbengaJimoh(m): 10:35am On May 26, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

And they wonder why they are 'used' and dumped. It's just one of the issues raised in Tosynê2much's thread which is currently on the front page.
They're trying hard to be like those white bitches who preach gender equality and independence, but they forget that this is Africa, and in Africa, men don't worship women.

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Romance / Re: He Was Angry With His Brother Because Of His Fiancee's Unwashed Plates by GbengaJimoh(m): 8:51am On May 26, 2015
Some girls come here just to make silly comments. How can a guy you've been f.ucking for a long time to the point of marriage strange to u? You're not a gf, ur a fiancee, and that means ur expected to start behaving like a wife! Leaving her plate unwashed just shows she's a dumb oaf impregnated with stupidity. So much for civilization!

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Lawyer Offers Cows, Sheep And Goats To Marry Obama’s Daughter by GbengaJimoh(m): 8:32am On May 26, 2015
Obama has Kenyan blood in him so it may work out for them. The only problem is that the guy would naturally disappear if they get married
Romance / Re: I Think My Friend Needs A Good BF by GbengaJimoh(m): 8:24am On May 26, 2015
Your friend or yourself? grin grin grin
Pets / Re: Check Out This Cute Little Tortoise I Saw At Me Backyard *pics* by GbengaJimoh(m): 8:18am On May 26, 2015
And how is the little tortoise romantic?
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Fuelled My Conflict With President, PDP – Amaechi by GbengaJimoh(m): 8:16am On May 26, 2015
3ace:
If the identities of Nairalanders were to be revealed, you'll be shocked at the caliber of people who visit this site. That was just to make you respond next time with sanity otherwise, I wouldn't have responded to you moronic gibberish! Nitwit, steer clear my lane!
Fool! calibre my foot! As if you know who I am. Douchebag!
Car Talk / Re: See Ben Bruce's Electric Car That Is Charged With Solar (photo) by GbengaJimoh(m): 1:27pm On May 25, 2015
They couldn't give us enough view of the car. What are they hiding?
Politics / Re: Ambode Releases Official Portrait by GbengaJimoh(m): 12:52pm On May 25, 2015
Fashola is more handsome
Romance / Re: Five Things Ladies Secretly Admire In A Guy by GbengaJimoh(m): 12:45pm On May 25, 2015
lasstropinky:
Am on it again... here to expose the Ladies on their secret way of admiring guys.Let's get it done

1. VOICE: If you have such a thin,rythmic all the way Lovely voice it takes small time You get many admirers from the Lady's crew.

2. ACCENTS: A Prof once asked a guy if he truly was a graduate. Why? because he said the guy spoke English like a farmer. Good accent makes you unique and uniqueness earn you a lot of admiration from the Lady's crew.

3.TALENT: You ever wonder why Ladies keep falling for Davido or why 2baba dey impregnate anything impregnatable? it's talent. Two talents Ladies admire in guys are Dancing and Singing. I have the latter.

4. BRILLIANCY: No much explanation brilliancy is an automatic door for admiration.

5. CALMNESS : She just keep staring at you as you sat down there in perfect Calmness and Gentleness in the face of Trouble.

6. BIG PRICK!
Politics / Re: PDP Blasts Buhari For 'Embarrassing' Treatment Given To Him By Cameron In London by GbengaJimoh(m): 12:43pm On May 25, 2015
bayplus:


Exactly!

Just like your father, that is if you have one that is not as irresponsible as you are because I suspect, this is in your DNA
Please go to hell. And Buhari is a cow
Celebrities / Re: Ladies Are Rubbing Kcee's Backside On Stage (photos) by GbengaJimoh(m): 12:42pm On May 25, 2015
Mcowubaba:
any girl i carry can't try datsmiley..u can shout, jump,dance but beside me ooo....but if u leave me nd climb stage to go nd rock Kcee or Psquare or Rick Rosscheesy....by the time u come back another ladytongue has taken ur (chair)place.....u beta go home with d celebrity....
M Talking 4rm life experiencesad....
Lmao! These hos ain't loyal, bro

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Celebrities / Re: Ladies Are Rubbing Kcee's Backside On Stage (photos) by GbengaJimoh(m): 12:22pm On May 25, 2015
searching4lovee:


CAN YOU SWEAR WITH YOUR LIFE THAT YOU DONT HAVE MORE THAN ONE EIGHT GUYS FUCCKKING YOUR SMELLY PUSSSY
Statistically proven, that's the average for an average gf in Nigeria
Celebrities / Re: Ladies Are Rubbing Kcee's Backside On Stage (photos) by GbengaJimoh(m): 12:20pm On May 25, 2015
Imagine ur gf is one of those girls handling KC on stage and u were the one that bought her ticket. Some girls are a big disgrace!
Politics / Re: PDP Blasts Buhari For 'Embarrassing' Treatment Given To Him By Cameron In London by GbengaJimoh(m): 12:15pm On May 25, 2015
“Nigerians, as citizens of a sovereign nation were thoroughly embarrassed when they saw their President-elect cheapened and kept waiting at the door of 10 Downing Street to see the British Prime Minister due to shoddy arrangements by his handlers.
Buhari is a cow! cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ijaw People Must Return To Fishing –orubebe by GbengaJimoh(m): 12:14pm On May 25, 2015
omenka:
Foolish man. Why cant he go do the fishing alone with his family?? Has he ever caught a fish in his life??

I wonder how they intend to do the fishing with the pollution of their water bodies as a result of illegal activities of hustlers in the creeks, not to mention the blowing up of pipelines by their sons and daughters who think by so doing, they hurt the Nigerian state resulting on unimaginable environmental degradation and pollution.

And to think this was the same idiat that almost cost us our country. angry
Like it or not, what he did thwarted Jega's original intention to rig Rivers election
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Fuelled My Conflict With President, PDP – Amaechi by GbengaJimoh(m): 7:24am On May 25, 2015
3ace:
I heard from a reliable source that immediately Jonathan took over as the acting president, his camp knew there was trouble because PEJ was a typical unrefined/lousy Port Harcourt girl. They had to appoint a teacher to teach her the etiquette/conduct of a first lady. I was told that all efforts to refine this woman to be of good conduct at all times hit the brick wall. When it was apparent that she can't change, they had to let her be. I can say she contributed to her husband's downfall.
You didn't hear from any source. The rotten idea spilled from your absurd hating soul! Idiota!

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Fuelled My Conflict With President, PDP – Amaechi by GbengaJimoh(m): 7:21am On May 25, 2015
Amaechi should quit blabbing and keep mute! A man hated by his people and humiliated by a woman should either vanish from sight or bury his head in shame

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Overpoweres Soldiers In Maiduguri Raid by GbengaJimoh(m): 7:18am On May 25, 2015
Buhari people
Politics / Re: The REAL Reason Ifeanyi Uba Released Withheld Fuel by GbengaJimoh(m): 7:09am On May 25, 2015
Ifeanyi Ubah did well. APC peasants should stop hating unnecessarily. If he had horded the fuel, they'd hate. If he hadn't shown that act of patriotism, they'd still hate

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Crime / Re: How A Guy Was Almost Kidnapped This Morning For Rituals by GbengaJimoh(m): 5:56pm On May 24, 2015

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TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by GbengaJimoh(m): 9:56am On May 17, 2015
dragon2:
Ah,voltron and G-force. When we had only two stations. NTA2.5 and NTA10.

U forgot DBN and Clappa Board
TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by GbengaJimoh(m): 9:54am On May 17, 2015
femi4:
five lions
Ok, yeah, 5
TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by GbengaJimoh(m): 9:52am On May 17, 2015
We used to have one very big Nationale Tv like that that has a wooden lock. It was bought in the early 1980's before I was born. My dad loved it so much that he kept it till 2009!! But when he finally sold it, it was rather too expensive. The buyer paid 17k! I wonder why he wanted that Tv like mad. My dad used the 17k to scare him away but surprisingly, the man accepted the bargain without questions and paid! I hope that Tv is not in the museum now

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TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by GbengaJimoh(m): 9:42am On May 17, 2015
femi4:
I download Voltron series from part 1 to part 5. Shown them to my kids, they were like "what is this? We want Power rangers."
Lmao! You should have explained the setup to them. That Voltron is created by merging the four lions
TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by GbengaJimoh(m): 6:11am On May 17, 2015
vfactor:


Those ones na recent once na. I don't know this one (super force). But I do know superTed, Danger Mouse, Pink Panther and Voltron - the defender of the universe
I watched Voltron last week. They still show it
TV/Movies / Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by GbengaJimoh(m): 6:03am On May 17, 2015
prettybella:
Yes I remember I was 50 then
Shut up! Who dash u?

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