₦airaland Forum

publicenemy:
I prefer slim girls...

1.They are easy to maneuver in bed...no stress.
But fat girls... After sex, muscles pains.

2. When fvcking slim girls you have full penetration... Every inch of ur diick goes in,so deep that ur cap can feel a little ball inside the pvssy.

But fat girls... You have her asss, her thighs pushing you back even as you try so hard to force ur diick inside.

3. Slim girls... Even in the dark,you can feel ur way to the hole.

But for Fat girls ... You have to push aside so much flesh when searching for the hole.

True talk! for fat chics u may end up fuccking and cuming in the laps unknowingly

Slim girls all the way! They're easier to twist and fucck in any available corner

cdamsel:
O MY GOD
And y'all say you came from stable homes?
Is it wrong to treat others the way you would want to be treated irrespective of gender?
It's not about independence or gender equality it's about mutual respect for a fellow human being

I guess you're the only one who reasons differently. Other girls have been chatting with their brains in their high heeled shoes.

TheSonOfMark:

And they wonder why they are 'used' and dumped. It's just one of the issues raised in Tosynê2much's thread which is currently on the front page.

They're trying hard to be like those white bitches who preach gender equality and independence, but they forget that this is Africa, and in Africa, men don't worship women.

Some girls come here just to make silly comments. How can a guy you've been f.ucking for a long time to the point of marriage strange to u? You're not a gf, ur a fiancee, and that means ur expected to start behaving like a wife! Leaving her plate unwashed just shows she's a dumb oaf impregnated with stupidity. So much for civilization!

Obama has Kenyan blood in him so it may work out for them. The only problem is that the guy would naturally disappear if they get married

Your friend or yourself?

And how is the little tortoise romantic?

3ace:
If the identities of Nairalanders were to be revealed, you'll be shocked at the caliber of people who visit this site. That was just to make you respond next time with sanity otherwise, I wouldn't have responded to you moronic gibberish! Nitwit, steer clear my lane!

Fool! calibre my foot! As if you know who I am. Douchebag!

They couldn't give us enough view of the car. What are they hiding?

Fashola is more handsome

lasstropinky:
Am on it again... here to expose the Ladies on their secret way of admiring guys.Let's get it done

1. VOICE: If you have such a thin,rythmic all the way Lovely voice it takes small time You get many admirers from the Lady's crew.

2. ACCENTS: A Prof once asked a guy if he truly was a graduate. Why? because he said the guy spoke English like a farmer. Good accent makes you unique and uniqueness earn you a lot of admiration from the Lady's crew.

3.TALENT: You ever wonder why Ladies keep falling for Davido or why 2baba dey impregnate anything impregnatable? it's talent. Two talents Ladies admire in guys are Dancing and Singing. I have the latter.

4. BRILLIANCY: No much explanation brilliancy is an automatic door for admiration.

5. CALMNESS : She just keep staring at you as you sat down there in perfect Calmness and Gentleness in the face of Trouble.

6. BIG PRICK!

bayplus:
Exactly!

Just like your father, that is if you have one that is not as irresponsible as you are because I suspect, this is in your DNA

Please go to hell. And Buhari is a cow

Mcowubaba:
any girl i carry can't try dat..u can shout, jump,dance but beside me ooo....but if u leave me nd climb stage to go nd rock Kcee or Psquare or Rick Ross....by the time u come back another lady has taken ur (chair)place.....u beta go home with d celebrity....
M Talking 4rm life experience....

Lmao! These hos ain't loyal, bro

searching4lovee:
CAN YOU SWEAR WITH YOUR LIFE THAT YOU DONT HAVE MORE THAN ONE EIGHT GUYS FUCCKKING YOUR SMELLY PUSSSY

Statistically proven, that's the average for an average gf in Nigeria

Imagine ur gf is one of those girls handling KC on stage and u were the one that bought her ticket. Some girls are a big disgrace!

“Nigerians, as citizens of a sovereign nation were thoroughly embarrassed when they saw their President-elect cheapened and kept waiting at the door of 10 Downing Street to see the British Prime Minister due to shoddy arrangements by his handlers.

Buhari is a cow!

omenka:
Foolish man. Why cant he go do the fishing alone with his family?? Has he ever caught a fish in his life??

I wonder how they intend to do the fishing with the pollution of their water bodies as a result of illegal activities of hustlers in the creeks, not to mention the blowing up of pipelines by their sons and daughters who think by so doing, they hurt the Nigerian state resulting on unimaginable environmental degradation and pollution.

And to think this was the same idiat that almost cost us our country.

Like it or not, what he did thwarted Jega's original intention to rig Rivers election

3ace:
I heard from a reliable source that immediately Jonathan took over as the acting president, his camp knew there was trouble because PEJ was a typical unrefined/lousy Port Harcourt girl. They had to appoint a teacher to teach her the etiquette/conduct of a first lady. I was told that all efforts to refine this woman to be of good conduct at all times hit the brick wall. When it was apparent that she can't change, they had to let her be. I can say she contributed to her husband's downfall.

You didn't hear from any source. The rotten idea spilled from your absurd hating soul! Idiota!

Amaechi should quit blabbing and keep mute! A man hated by his people and humiliated by a woman should either vanish from sight or bury his head in shame

Buhari people

Ifeanyi Ubah did well. APC peasants should stop hating unnecessarily. If he had horded the fuel, they'd hate. If he hadn't shown that act of patriotism, they'd still hate

dragon2:
Ah,voltron and G-force. When we had only two stations. NTA2.5 and NTA10.

U forgot DBN and Clappa Board

femi4:
five lions

Ok, yeah, 5

We used to have one very big Nationale Tv like that that has a wooden lock. It was bought in the early 1980's before I was born. My dad loved it so much that he kept it till 2009!! But when he finally sold it, it was rather too expensive. The buyer paid 17k! I wonder why he wanted that Tv like mad. My dad used the 17k to scare him away but surprisingly, the man accepted the bargain without questions and paid! I hope that Tv is not in the museum now

femi4:
I download Voltron series from part 1 to part 5. Shown them to my kids, they were like "what is this? We want Power rangers."

Lmao! You should have explained the setup to them. That Voltron is created by merging the four lions

vfactor:
Those ones na recent once na. I don't know this one (super force). But I do know superTed, Danger Mouse, Pink Panther and Voltron - the defender of the universe

I watched Voltron last week. They still show it

prettybella:
Yes I remember I was 50 then

Shut up! Who dash u?