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crossfire:
We can discuss all dat on phone.u can hide ur number if u wish too.ikot ekpene. Road.by kilimanjaro

The above was the answer you gave to me when I asked where your office was. I had a reply for you below that, signifying I knew the area well. It should also have told you I really wanted to do business with you.

crossfire:
More over were. U claim u went.too is not. Were dat Particular car is.if u r serious as u claim. U willl c me,d car,the riteful owner.lets start from there.dnt make me look like a. Criminal on this trend i beg u.

crossfire:
I even. Called my friend. N he said no body came asking of me or d vehicle.u were n a. Completely wrong place n u r here claiming u went tooo were d vehicle was.prove ur claim .snap xtly infront dat auto shop..plzzz dnt come here n rubbish mi.

SMH. This your twist and turns just put me off. I won't do any business with you again mbok. You sent me off to a completely wrong place to see you? And after wasting my time you are here making noise.

Called your friend where? Why did you ask me to go to Iboko street auto shop when the car you are advertising does not belong there and you have no business with them there?
Why didn't you ask me to go to Le Posh?

SMH. This is the way people miss opportunities.

Abeg, enjoy your thread, you are not a car dealer or a serious business man.

Zeiya:
This is peculiar to those that use transport system (waybill) not courier. they may claim the item got damaged or not working. one kept asking what if he didn't receive or it is not working or missing? I later ignored him, he called me after two weeks for another item with same questions. It may be very stressful to do verification. I have not fallen a victim but I keep calls from these guys. I saved this particular number, she tries to woo me once every three week to sell one stuff or the other. I gave her serious warning this night. Just want to alert my fellow inter-state sellers.

So, would they send back the "damaged" or bad item back? It's unfortunate how we have fallen as a people. There's no trust among us. Buyers scheming to dupe sellers, sellers doing same. Na wa.

Looking closely at the picture, that's not Ikot Ekpene road and the name of that auto shop isn't Le Posh.

Bros, na wa you ooo

crossfire:
Did u c d car.is d car genuine.hv u ever called mi.all u du is too send messages here.ur just looking for a way too rubbish my name.u went too a car shop u claim too know.u saw d car.r u still nt satisfied

No I didnt see the car.

I cant say for certain if its genuine or if you are genuine either'

No I have never called you because i intend to see you when you least expect so as to ascertain how genuine you are

Yes, I post here to establish a kind of acquaintance before I meet you formally, is that wrong?

No, I have no intentions to rubbish you or any genuine business man, I wonder why you should have that thought in your head. I went to the shop to meet you because I have a proposal to offer and i needed to meet you in your business office to discuss it. I am only being cautious.

Yes I went to the shop, No i didnt see the car and to be honest, I didnt even look for the car. I asked for Mr Lincoln, showed Nsikak the picture on your profile and nobody agreed they knew you. I would have called, but I wasnt sure it was the right thing to do.

If you get to Nsikak, you will get through to me. I have a deal and it will benefit us (both of us)

Zeiya:
If you are an online seller, olx, kaymu, Jiji and other free online platforms pls beware of the recent trend of scammers. They will call you to show interest in your goods and ask you to send it to them outside Lagos, when you tell them to pay before delivery they will accept but ask you what happens if they don't get it, Your reply will determine how to progress in their dirty scam. To cut it short they may pay in for you and claim not to get the parcel and begin a case with you.
Observe all the safety precautions before selling. Always use reliable delivery service for your dispatch.
Beware of this lady from akwa ibom
+234 813 537 5624

Your story is incomplete. You have to give the details.

For starters, how can you send a parcel to someone and she'll claim she didn't receive it? If you sent by bus drivers, is the driver a kid that he didnt deliver/give it to the right person? If by courier, it must have been received by someone with an identity. So, your story isnt complete yet.

Elegantdiva:
Which comes first.. Your personnal data or your objectives?

We are advocating you do away with the Objectives.

tchidi:
Ewo!! Gboliwe wu nwanyi?
I would never have guessed.

Unu jisie Ike! Ndi politics. Politics nke Nairaland na agwu mmadu Ike!
@donigspain: good to know say no be only sensual stories you sabi write!! *runs away*
My Abia brother... #hugs

SMH

donigspain:
Gboliwe bu nwanne m nwanyi. Ihe ndi o na ede na Nairaland banyere politiks nwere ike ikpatara ya ndi inro. Ya mere m ga eji aju ya tupu m gwa gi mpaghara asusu anyi si.

Hope you understand?

Hahahahahha. Thanks for looking out for me but nah, those stuff can't get to me. M bu ikuku

donigspain:
Wait a minute!
Gboliwe mpkairu ya ihea ojuwa?

Lol. It's in your court.

SMH. Some people are even justifying the actions of this thief.

He assumed office when his predecessor already paid and made arrangement for payment upto August, that's three months ahead, yet he connived with his fellow thieves and lied he inherited debts, stole billions of our naira and is happy and some people are justifying it. We are in trouble.

The peron who says the terrorist has a cut in the deal is not wrong.

kingreign:
Taa park well, mechionu there, if not gbaaka door bikonu.
People dey compare motor you wan come compare carton

I saw your PM. I have replied it.

mauryn87:
nice one..so what's the right way?

Pick the tips/relevant and drop the irrelevant

crossfire:
Lincoln

I was at the auto shop today, spoke to some men and I called Lincoln, they said nobody answers that name there.

I even collected the number of one of them, Nsikak is his name, do you know him? He told me he gets his own cars from cotonou and that he has been in that auto shop upwards of 7 years and he doesn't know any Lincoln

Did I just read that corporate funders are shying away from funding this because they don't wanna be tagged? I don't understand!

Bafe01:
I was in a relationship which was supposed to end in marriage but then everything changed when I got pregnant.  It wasn't my intention to hook him with pregnancy but I'm just a victim of circumstance.
I wanted to go through taking care pf the child alone but now I just can't because financially I am not buoyant enough.   The baby is three months old and I am looking for a nice family to adopt her.
Please any interested person can contact me through my email baafe011@gmail.com
I've had plenty of time to think about this and my mind is made up that this is the only option. Thanks a lot.

I don't know if aisha2 or debrief are still here in another skin, this is their turf.

These may help you

https://www.nairaland.com/2128191/baby-girl-adoption

https://www.nairaland.com/1237545/thinking-giving-baby-up-adoption

sobmos:
Una wan turn this forum to ibo forum abi? Ok continue.

Is that Igbo language?

This is an excerpt from a facebook update I just read. It's very helpful.


"...They taught us how to write resumes. It was in that office that I learned how to write a resume that gets jobs. Indeed, that skill has remained with me till today. About two weeks ago, a friend of mine, who had appointment with important people in government called me and requested a favour: What favour? He said that he had seen my resume (firm's resume) somewhere recently and that he would want me to help reorganise his resume to look like mine. As students, we use to write resumes a lot then. During my entire career history, I have been receiving and evaluating resumes of people. So, I have an idea how this works. There are international standards to follow.

Unfortunately, they don't teach Nigerian students how to write resumes. When I see a resume from Nigerians in Nigeria, I get shocked. I still see people try to indicate their genders in their resume, and even their religions. For instance you see a resume submitted by "Cynthia Brimoh" (only as an example), and in it, Cynthia is trying to inform you that she is a female. You see resume submitted by "James Chukwuemeka" (also just an example), and it it James is trying to inform you that his nationality is Nigerian and that his state of origin is Anambra. I always know how hard it is to hire such a person. You see resumes in which people provide as their references names with the following titles: "Alhaji ….", "Pastor ….". I know that unless you are looking for a job in a church, that Pastor is going to ruin your chances of getting a job, and even more so by that Alhaji...."


Did you pick anything?

donigspain:
Hahaha, nne onwa ikoo kwanu mu onu? Hafu kwa mu eka tonwa!

Nnaeeh! Onwa e kpatununun (lol). M je nu eji aghu koonu onu?

Ihe m juwa bu si, obu gunwa mahasinwa ele anya okpo?

What a dialect.

donigspain:
Thanks bro.
I was so happy seeing him smile all through.

Bia, o bu gunwa mahasinwa nnu ele anya okpo?

Cc Odumchi: am I improving?

lovemko:
whats the point posting a "free" post here when u knw ur initial motive was to ask for payments? i guess your idea was to drag in as much as possible mail IDs traffic so u could advertise ur self more... most persons seek jobs and ideas just like d op has delighfuly done, but to ask person to pay for your input just because of a screenshot we dont knw were u got frm is utter rubbish...

Seriously? He is asking for money? SmH for Nigerian youths. He could have just said it here.

Tobex4realTobex234:
If you’re going to create this type of resume, make sure it’s awesome. A weak attempt at being different is more damaging than a strong attempt at being mainstream. That is why you either let experts do it for you or you continue using your traditional resume.

I would be creating free ones for the first 3 people only.

Kindly send your present CV preferably in MS-Word format to "tobi@creativitykills.co" with the subject "NAIRALAND RESUME OFFER"

That's a creative CV you have there. Thumbs up

jazinogold:
I helped a friend to review his CV..under his education he put his junior secondary school certificate examination 2005,then I asked him were is d certificate!

anoda one, put about 4 career objectives one of which he mentioned I am a team worker, energetic blablabla

this one got me laffing, he put his water baptism certificate as his certifications

Hahahhahaha was it supposed to stand in as his birth certificate? Hahahahha some of us sha.

lurther:
And Reno Omokri concluded this article in a very fantastic way. In his words:


'That is a beginning, now we must ensure that merit is also applied to admission into government schools and recruitments into the public service.'

Please, let there be this same merit in the educational system and also public service.

Buhari! Reno Omokri is saying that, you can appoint whom ever you want politically because it is within your prerogative as the constitution demands for you to appoint those competent in your eyes. But, he also stated at the end that, this merit should be applied in all spheres of our life in Nigeria like in the educational sector, health sector, public sector, technologically-wise.

So! Let the competition of merit begin in the country. We shall see who will bulge, now that federal character has been thrown to the Bin.

That's the summary.

Some will read the heading and rush to make a comment as if there's a price for being ignorant.

alaricsaltzman:
Nice tips.. Until one gets a job, cv reviewing is something that must continually take place.

True! It should never be a "one size fits it all" CV

sevantex:
Very Insightful. Reviewing my cv again asap. Tnks Miss gboliwe!

You are welcome

veekid:
this is helpful

I am happy you find it helpful. I find it helpful too

FriedPlantain:
That was how one unilorin student sent me her CV and decided to include "better by far" in a bracket by the side of the name of her school.

I be like "werey lele yi o"

I believe you totally. Most of us include clearly insane things on on CVs that it's funny why we wonder why we don't get invites in the first place.

A good number of jobseekers won't even take time to attend to details and follow simple instructions! What recruiter has the time to start correcting CVs?

This is what the Nigerian press has been reduced to. SMH.

The present SGF publicly screamed it that the PDP was the sponsor of Bokoharam, what did he get in return for that? A juicy job placement. The examples abound of similar incidents.

When the press should be in the fore-front demanding justice for the people of Plateau state, every single one of them have gone deaf, blind and dumb.

No more reports on bomb blasts. And if it were to be that there were none, it would be most appreciated but they have all been bought so nobody wants to report any seeming "anti-governance" event.

If the press is already compromised, this isn't democracy we are in. Na God alone will help us.

sunnyb0b0:
Kindly Google "Ibom Specialist Hospital".

Oooops! The private hospital is "Ibom Clinic and maternity" or is it "Ibom Hospital and Maternity. Point is, it's not a "Specialist".

If my signing it will stop the massacre, I just did.

There's no Press in Nigeria. There's no report on this anywhere. Our newspaper houses are a disgrace and this is scary.

sunnyb0b0:
It's called "Ibom Specialist Hospital".

Ibom specialist hospital is a private hospital. It's been in existence for a long time now

HumanFarm:
it is located in the outskirts of uyo if you are coming from ikot ekpene...opposite ibom waterboard

Is the name "General Hospital". Didn't know that. Thanks for the information.