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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 1:35pm On May 08, 2021
Nobody is yet paid in Lagos under Payroll Oga...
Gcool2:
some people from lagos state got paid....read the thread...
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 5:54pm On May 07, 2021
Oh my God...what lead to this?This is too much on a platform like this Bro.

Abeg put this down...you don't need all these just cos someone call you a greedy person.

Mind you every human being is greedy in nature...we always want more...unless we are deceiving ourselves.

Pls let go this issue...you are above this in all I think.
rioundre:


I learnt that while dating your mother before she got pregnant for me n gave birth to you N finally ran off with the man you call daddy today

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 1:37pm On May 04, 2021
You are the liar.
Banter1:
They are liars

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 6:29pm On May 03, 2021
Lagos is not among the states to have filled up their quota.I wonder what is delaying payment in this part of the world.
hartson:
Plz check if Lagos was among states listed as having filled their qouta.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 11:58am On May 01, 2021
Banter1:
Good luck dear. for me, I have moved on from survival fund.
na wa ooo...so faint hearted you are.

Suddenly moved on just cos of few payments made and to which are not fully confirmed.

Are you actually saying the reason for your moving on is that cos you were not called by SF officials.

This is highly surprising to me anyway....just learn to be calming down pls.

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 10:58am On May 01, 2021
Beedude:

5 of my staffs got paid FCMB lagos
thanks
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 9:50am On May 01, 2021
felixzo1:
I can confirm some of my staffs have received payments. bank gtb
which state pls?

I am expecting confirmation from Lagosians.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 1:36am On Apr 06, 2021
What is the meaning of all these rubbish?On top of how much?
iamadonis2:


I apologize on behalf of this Man. I know a lot of you have planned on serving him hot 2by2 on his spinal cord if you don’t get alerts by tonight. Please pardon him; he’s only being a typical “hopeful” Nigerian.

And for those planning to hold him by his words and keep vigil tonight, try and sleep please. Your lack of sleep may aggravate whatever punishment you’d planned for him.

Once again, my apologies.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 8:40pm On Mar 20, 2021
Lol...he wanted to say a fixed deposit account...I think...lol.
Bornboy4:
Current Account doesn't attract interest boy.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 5:47pm On Mar 19, 2021
Are they not doing that already.The money is already yielding interest in their account.You won't be surprised when they start paying by April after the three months period or whereabouts might have lapse.That is their way...I am used to it!
ArewaWife:


This is Nigeria. Sometimes you have to put pressure on them if not one oga will just divert the money into his current account to earn interest.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 2:29pm On Mar 17, 2021
This can only be Bank issue.If all of them are verified...their funds will be released together IMO.So the issue is from the bank and I am sure it will be resolved and their accounts will be credited.

They should just be patience pls.
Michaelshow:
What is the possibility that one employee received his survival fund while the two haven't receive?
I registered three of them and all has been verified.
please can one tell me the issue ??
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 7:10am On Mar 17, 2021
You can't apply for more than the maximum amount for household category...it won't submit.

If you apply for example 800k, it doesn't guarantee that you will be paid that 800k...it only means you might be qualify for something like 450k or whereabouts but some other factors unknown to me will still be looked into by the loan officials.

If you happen to apply for 400k...you will be qualified for loan of about 270k or whereabouts

That is how it works in the previous application process
Nasty22:

Greetings Mr Viking07, hope you are fine and Family is great too? Pls I wanted to confirm something about this covid-19 CBN loan from you, since you're a current beneficiary of it. My questions are:
1. The maximum amount at the moment for household loan is 1m. If I apply for the maximum amount, does it in anyway reduces my chances of securing the loan?
2. Can someone apply for a higher amount and end up getting a lower figure than the amount applied? Looking forward hearing from you. Thanks
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 2:23pm On Mar 07, 2021
grin grin
Mekzmoney:
. He's my friend ooh and I needed one more person. grin grin. I know he's dumb but I didn't know he's that dumb grin

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 2:21pm On Mar 07, 2021
Really...?

On top of how much.Pls calm down o.Dont put mind in everything you are processing from Naija government.Rather pray for positive out one.

It is well.
lilzeel:


Evening bro, do you have an idea on when they are likely to begin payment?? My blood dey hot
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 6:13pm On Mar 05, 2021
All these are just assumptions by you...I think.

Call or no call once you are verified...expect your alert.The only thing you should pray for it you need the money is favour.

The calls are nothing but sakamanje!
Jegiosowor:

Hahaha
That means there is hope for me o, cos my employees were just saying rubbish.
I believe that so far as you've been selected and your State quota isn't full, they will pay.
Cos I noticed many companies haven't been called. I think they were not selected. They don't want a case like last year were they called many companies and didn't pay them cos of filled up quota.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 6:10pm On Mar 05, 2021
Lol...it is well bro.
Mekzmoney:
. He's a university graduate ooh.. Thank God they just called me now. I pray they disqualify only him oo grin

As for those that missed the call, be hopeful because I missed their call last week Wednesday and they called back today.

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 12:57pm On Mar 05, 2021
I can't just stop laughing reading your post.Is the guy concerned a graduate?Is he normal?If so perhaps he intentionally want to block you from benefitting from this largesse.
Mekzmoney:
What' are my chances guys?
Especially my staff that mentioned his company instead of mine when he was called.

He fall my hand really. Something I've been reminding them. He's so dumb. He's even working with FG.

He said he sent them an sms when he remembered. Sending FG sms, really? grin
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 5:46pm On Mar 01, 2021
Quite funny...you should know at this point that all those calls are simply some of the formalities laid down for disbursement to occur but it can never stand as a prerequisite for disbursement.The only way you might not be able to get an alert is if you get called as give jargons as response.It is even better to ignore the call if you don't know what you are going to say than to pick as give lame responses.Many of my friends in the first batch got paid without being called.Unfortunately some of those that received calls are still awaiting payment as at this point in time.So relax your nerves everything will work out as God wants it
Drockolus:
I have not been called too, hope all is still well, is it necessary you must be call before they alert you or you can be alert without call

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 3:53pm On Feb 16, 2021
Which one should I stop believing?That you will be disbursed to or that you might not be called?Oga Park well...you are not entitled to tell someone like me what I am to believe or not Besides when your mind is full of incredibility...why are you here?
Aframs:


Is like Lori iro

Bro stop believing them.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 4:17am On Feb 16, 2021
Perhaps they will pay without calls this time around.Lets wait and see.At least till the end of this week
Tgen:
No calls yet for payroll support and no news if payments has started or will start soon. Anyone with information?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 1:47pm On Feb 04, 2021
Here is the screenshot...is there anyway out pls?

Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 1:43pm On Feb 04, 2021
All my employees are being verified as at this morning except one which I get an incorrect response on.I asked him what could be the problem...I got to know that I entered Zenith Bank for him instead of Fidelity Bank.Is there any way to get this corrected please?

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 4:23pm On Jan 30, 2021
What are you talking about here boss.Something you won't be able to submit talkless seeing verification status.
Yampotatocarrot:


Okay, check Infront of your staff list on your profile page, where it was previously showing "Verifying", you'll know which of them is not verified, also confirm that it's not the company's account/CEO account that has the issue

Basically, just check where you'll supposed to see "Verified" against each account and you'll detect the "culprit (s)"
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 4:17pm On Jan 30, 2021
One or more of them are lying.You will be surprised that later on it will be those you least expected that will turn out to be culprits.It haunted me for three days...
lunacol:


Account number and or BVN may already exist, all the workers are saying that they have not participated before, any solution to this?

Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 4:12pm On Jan 30, 2021
[I have been going through the same nightmare since Thursday.I just get free this morning.Squoteome people I trust so much have either benefited with last batch or have registered somewhere in this new batch.i have to cajoled everybody one by one with some Shakara before I was able to fish out four culprits and got them replaced.This Nigerian desperation attitude is too strifequote author=Zuksman post=98568869]Please I need help
My own staffs
When I input their details and I submit it tells me bvn or account number already exists , I have changed some of them and it's still showing the same message [/quote]
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 4:07pm On Jan 30, 2021
Is this a business name please?
Euchre2020:
Pleas, i need help, My CAC number is in this format: DE3432, In the column i can't type D, please wat do i do?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 4:02pm On Jan 30, 2021
The progress here is full green even though that employees are not verified.
Yampotatocarrot:


Okay, thanks for this. Atleast I don calm down small
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2021
I think that will be difficult because you have already submitted your BVN in the initial application. you can however give it a try
gendebs:


I used my official e-mail. Thinking of reapplying
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 12:16pm On Jan 29, 2021
Personal email address
gendebs:


Did you use your personal email or business mail?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 11:34am On Jan 29, 2021
gendebs:
How long does it does it take one to get confirmation mail from Smedan.
I registered around 8.30am and not gotten a mail from them
I got mine almost immediately.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by gbonsquare: 11:34am On Jan 29, 2021
Why am I getting the message Account Number/ BVN may not exist message please.

I have done all needful, removed and replaced some names but still getting the same message.

What could have been the problem please... somebody should please help me out.

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