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Bypas

What kind of stupid thing to do is that?

He is a hero. Let's give it 2 him; he really tried.

Nice one by the wife.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Akin: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Akin: No hair, Sir.

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything.

Could somebody pls tell me wen to laff?

Saviour

Blaring.

triplea:
I'm 26 years and still a virgin.I told this guy who I agreed to start dating but he doesn't bleaf me.He said how can that be possible at my age and with my beauty(although he doesnt mind if I'm not a virgin).As a matter of fact he's a thomas.[b]Maybe he wants to confirm.[/b]nairalanders what do I do?

Do u want him 2 confirm? Wat difference does it make if he believe or not?

Pluto is in Oyo state, Nigeria.




Who rules Nairaland?

Who?

Biscuitbone



Arm

@ topic, next PMs are
8521
8527

holyeye:
@ GeeCee,
you're damn good. kp it up

Thanx holyeye but mind you there are better people on dis thread only dey have been silent 4 some time now; pple like chiegemba, amigoz and agbula.

FELORE:
i guess no one cares why

Welcome Felore, we kia; we really do.

Xe

Lovesick.



Naira

It's me or nobody!

It's a pity i cannot tell u wat to do but i really know that running will not solve the problem. To where do u run? You wan leave your academics? Running is out of it. Even if u run, it still leaves the problem unsolved. May God help you out.

I wuldn't have minded shopping 2geda with her but for the time they take in doing their shopping, i don't think i have so much time to waste.

100% trust is an illusion; it never exist. I don't even expect it from anyone.

Grave

i'm still around

8471 is divisible by 43.


Next is 8501.

I have found myself in such situation on some occassions; my friend sat in the front while my wife (to be) sat in the back. I felt it wasn't right but i couldn't afford to hurt my friend because of a female.
Aoeva, at recent times, my wifey just decides to take her rightful place.
I neva discussed d issue with any of them.

Shave

who are u referring to?

Faith is the assurance of things hoped for; the conviction of things not seen.

Sorry 8453 is not a prime; divisible by 79.


Next is 8467.

Crea