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Amigoz, the 'Next Prime Number' Game needs your attention, where have you been? Hope u are doing great?

Goal keeper

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4021
4027
4049

Next is 4019

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The 2 of you shuld report here now o. Agbula don steal the thread o.

@ Agbula, welldone and thanx for ur resolution 2 kip the thread on.

Then i think it's high time you stopped talking

xy

Next PM is 2371.

@ hollandis, sorry 2363 divided by 17 gives 139. Thus 2363 is not a prime number.

King my foot

@ Amigoz, i just hope my primes are right. But before the prof comes let me quickly point it out to you that your 2361 is not a prime number. It is divisible by 3.

Love u.

Q: Why do they call her an after dinner speaker?
A: Because every time she speaks to a man she's after a dinner!

Q: Did he really marry her because of her grandfather’s fortune?
A: He denies it. He says he would have married her no matter who had left her a fortune!

Girl: I wish you were on TV
Boy: Would you love me if I were a TV star?
Girl: No, but I could switch you off!

Boy 1: I got a lovely kitten for my girlfriend.
Boy 2: I wish I could make a trade like that!

Sarah: My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful
Jane: Well they do say that love is blind!

Woman 1: My husband is a man of many parts
Woman 2: Pity they weren't put together properly!

Q: What happened to that couple who met in a revolving door?
A: They're still going round together!

George: I've come to ask for your daughters hand in marriage.
Bush: Well you'll have to take the rest of her too or the deals off!

Daniel: Girls whisper that they love me.
David: Well they'd hardly say it out loud now would they!

Friend 1: My brother fell in love with his wife the second time he met her.
Friend 2: He didn't know how rich she was the first time!

Friend 1: She wears her engagement ring on the wrong finger.
Friend 2: She probably feels she's engaged to the wrong man!

Kate: She was two thirds married once.
Mary: What do you mean?
Kate: Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't!







Adam and eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Eve had not been there long and Adam was trying to get a grasp on the female thing, so he asked God if they could have a talk. God replied, sure your my son and I love you can ask me anything.

So Adam asked, God you have given me the beautiful flowers and the sunset, But I look at Eve and she is so beautiful it takes my breath away, Why God, did you make eve so beautiful? God replied, my son that is easy, I made her that way so you would love her, Adam replied well, it worked but I have another question, I touch the cool water and rub the furry animals and they feel so good to me but I touch Eve and it is so wonderful my heart almost stops, God, why did you make her that way?

God replied well Adam that is easy I made her that way so you’d love her, well Adam replied, it worked, I do, but God I have one more question and I don't mean to question your wisdom or anything, but God she is stupid, why did you make her stupid? God replied my son that is easy I made her that way so she would love you.

This thread still dey alive?

Next pm
2347
2351
2357

GeeCee reporting.
Helo Amigoz.
Long time chiegemba.
Well don agbula.

@ post, next pm is 2341

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How do you know when you're really ugly?[/i]Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

[i]How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."

Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

djcrooky:
tessy is not as fat as that nither is ituen a lanky slowpoke

As if i cared.

Wedding Pix

It's like we have a larger number of engineers in the house.

Well here comes A PROFESSIONAL ACCOUNTANT - ACA.

Lest i forget 2 ask, are we just showing off wat we've got or we are thinking of putting something together?

Demote

I asked God if he has favourites. He replied with a smile and showed me a priority list.


Guess what.

Your name was right at the top of the list immediately after mine.

Ray

Amigoz:
GeeCeeeeeeeeeeeee bro hw u doin? longest of times ! ^{r u still cookn d books}

My sister i dey o. I still dey try o. Ao have u been? Take kia of urself 4 me?

Wat's wrong with ur phone? i tried calling u but d operator said "Welcome to d jungle, the monkey u're tryin 2 call is on d tree, pls try again later"

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