₦airaland Forum

Y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и forgot to add †ђξ "captain" KUDI..
If pepper no rest for man hand, marriage na †ђξ last ŦhinƓ ☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩π his To-do-list, unless if he's foolish enough to Havε children he won't be αвℓє to cater for..
HO̶̲̥̅ many rich guys re still single @30+ compared to ma brothers(hustlers)?

Y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и forgot to add †ђξ "captain" KUDI..
If pepper no rest for man hand, marriage na †ђξ last ŦhinƓ ☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩π his To-do-list, unless if he's foolish enough to Havε children he wouldn't be αвℓє to cater for..
HO̶̲̥̅ many rich guys re still single @30+ compared to ma brothers(hustlers)?

Make dem talk true make U̶̲̥̅̊ run abi?
Iyen naa da!

Ε̲̣̣̣̥ D̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨ey normal bro.. It's Jυƨτ Your̶̲̥̅̊ preference Ãήϑ nothing more... ℓ Jυƨτ hope y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и would be αвℓє to handle †ђξ big a$$ after she don drop 3-4 junior for y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и.. ℓ can't imagine HO̶̲̥̅ †ђξ ukwu tha̶̲̥̅̊t got y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и tripped for heя is gonna look by then!!!smh

dhoryin:
pls I nid advice/help urgently hw do I reject an admission for the other because I was admitted on jamb site to lautech for pure and applied biology and now Uniosun site is giving me anatomy. I want to reject lautech for Uniosun because I am looking at resumption date and am tired of staying at home and hw is Uniosun crossing in 200 level like. uniosun has resumed while lautech I resuming may. wat do I do

ℓ don't know HO̶̲̥̅ to advise y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и but what ℓ ςαท tell y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и is tha̶̲̥̅̊t even if y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и wanna change school, don't let "resumption ish" be †ђξ fundamental reason y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и are planning ☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩π changing Your̶̲̥̅̊ school...
Y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и put †ђξ two schools ☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩π check ℓ.ε̲̣̣̣̥ "₩hich is better?", †ђξ course?, ₩hich ðo y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и prefer between †ђξ two?.. Then after tha̶̲̥̅̊t y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и ςαท ท๑พ reach a consensus ☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩π ₩hich ever one y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и going for..
NB: even though y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и re to resume by August, y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и re still 2014/2015 set with those tha̶̲̥̅̊t Havε already resumed.. †ђξ difference is †ђξ NYSC batch y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и re going with..

Nairalander girls be like:
ℓ l♡̷̴̬̩̃̊ve tall guys!!!
Shey them D'banj, Lynxxx stature no woo this girl ni?

HO̶̲̥̅ ε̲̣̣̣̥ con be like tha̶̲̥̅̊t I̶̲̥̅̊n a suit?

December at †ђξ corner!!!

Lol.. Mistake? Nothing spoil, y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и go Jυƨτ convert heя wing ni! Ε̲̣̣̣̥ .g from playing at right forward(no. 7) y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и go move A̶̲̥̅♏ back to Right full back(no. 2)..
A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ i̶̲̥̅̊'m trying to say is y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и no go ever take A̶̲̥̅♏ serious again, but to a sex-mate.. Equation balanced #Lobatan
Ãήϑ ur friend too wey shop ur gf pekos, if ε̲̣̣̣̥ be another person tomorrow wey U̶̲̥̅̊ no go believe(ur family this time)

Avoid skinny jeans.. cos for inside skinny-jeans ehh.. Na A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ ur shape †ђξ bastard go carry come out I̶̲̥̅̊n public Ãήϑ U̶̲̥̅̊ no go fit hide A̶̲̥̅♏ at A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ..

If na ♍ƺ, lol.. ℓ hope ℓf it resorts to fight, ℓ ςαท beat †ђξ guy hands down, ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇o once †ђξ guy don D̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨ey fear ♍ƺ say ℓ fit kill A̶̲̥̅♏.. ℓ no go talk too much, Jυƨτ seize his cloth Ãήϑ throw him out.. Ãήϑ for my wife? Next ŦhinƓ na DNA Mσηєу before it's too late..

Ãήϑ some fools keep spending as if they were †ђξ only one dating these prostitutes!
Αηу girl wey D̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨ey date y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и only because of ur financial assistance is an example of these bitches video we Jυƨτ watched..
It's high time guys fastened their belt Ãήϑ not spend Mσηєу tha̶̲̥̅̊t should spent ☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩π ur families ☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩π some ungrateful hoes outta there..
My own one cent
NB: ℓ'd rather be called stingy than beiñg called foolish! Wise up guys..

Shey y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и don land?
Women/girls shey U̶̲̥̅̊ don hear? Op say make una jeun lo!

What about "Borrow" Ãήϑ "Lend"?
Borrow- means take while,
Lend- means give..
Ε̲̣̣̣̥ .g: Σαท ℓ borrow/take Your̶̲̥̅̊ book?
Σαท y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и lend/give ♍ƺ Your̶̲̥̅̊ pen?..
Cheers! More still coming..

When she check time Ãήϑ it was 12:53 Ãήϑ she told y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и she would be leaving by 1:00.. If U̶̲̥̅̊ let A̶̲̥̅♏ go ehn.. Walahi na heя last visit be tha̶̲̥̅̊t..

firstEVA:
it's the stingy ones like you that can say there are broke girls, a man who values his girl will not wait for her to ask for anything before he gives her. Once you start dating you should show care in every respect. I hope you don't jam a stingy woman like you too

what y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и mean by "stingy"? By not being a fool to take over heя father's responsibility even though she wasn't my wife but Jυƨτ gf?
By not spending like a fool ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇o as to be sure she was Jυƨτ not with ♍e only because of †ђξ financial assistance she's getting from me?
Mσηєу aint easy to come by mam, ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇o there's every reason to spend wisely Ãήϑ not being fooled I̶̲̥̅̊n †ђξ name of "l♡̷̴̬̩̃̊ve"..
Ãήϑ about ur prayer, ℓ say a big A̶̲̥̅̊M̶̲̥̅̊E̶̲̥̅̊N to tha̶̲̥̅̊t..

firstEVA:
Op it is guys that get broke not girls.

Girls too re termed broke!
Whenever †ђξ broke-a$$/bitc.h decided to turn a boyfriend to a father.. ℓ dislike broke girls, infact ℓ loathe 'em.. ℓ can't ask for financial assistance from U̶̲̥̅̊, ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇o ℓ expected U̶̲̥̅̊ not to ask ♍ƺ as well.. ℓ know my duty as a bf ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇o ℓ don't need to be reminded/forced into doing it.. Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ

Packup:
...yeap.i bought a decoder called strong for 30k(it contains many dstv stations eg all football stations,movies,news..allmost all)and a guy in my area put a code and dats it(av been watching it since months ago without a dime except recharging with 100naira per month)

But †ђξ network sometimes is †ђξ prob with it..

Slim girls are like nokia 3310(talking about durability), while †ђξ thick ones are not tha̶̲̥̅̊t durable compared to slim ones.. †ђξ first impression y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и Havε towards chubby girls is HO̶̲̥̅ they'd look sleeping "in Your̶̲̥̅̊ bed", even before l♡̷̴̬̩̃̊ve later set in..
Who wan marry person wey go look like hin mama after Jυƨτ 7-10years of their marriage?

Going through A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ these for men? Smh
♍ƺ ℓ l♡̷̴̬̩̃̊ve big butt like cray! But ℓ only l♡̷̴̬̩̃̊ve 'em as se.x partner.. Imagine HO̶̲̥̅ big butts look after 30years from ท๑พ, disgusting!
My wife ̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̇̇as gotta be slim/average stature..
#Fact!

†ђξ way y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и guys brand this "short" self is as if y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и re referring to a "dwarf"!
Never felt intimidated by my height, Ãήϑ about being aggressive, y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и shouldn't use few people you've met to generalize everyone!
Ãήϑ A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ these girls screaming "ℓ l♡̷̴̬̩̃̊ve tall guys", ℓ wanna let y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и know girls are †ђξ last species to be taken serious by their words, not A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ of them meant it, they ₩ant a lotta things, ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇o at †ђξ end of †ђξ day they gt confused about what they really wanted..
ℓ ve always got lotta admirers from †ђξ opposite sex whenever ℓ go out by both †ђξ taller Ãήϑ †ђξ average height.. ℓ think it A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ boils down to HO̶̲̥̅ U̶̲̥̅̊ present yourself, nothing ¢συℓ∂ be done about ur height, but something should be done about ur looks/appearance..
Ãήϑ ℓ' M̶̲̅ not tha̶̲̥̅̊t short, a lil taller than Wizkid
..

Lagusta:
Ova-syllabus go kill all of them!!!

HO̶̲̥̅ would ℓ know?
†ђξ only ŦhinƓ ℓ ßensed is tha̶̲̥̅̊t, they re †ђξ typés tha̶̲̥̅̊t wait till few weeks/days to †ђξ exam before they started preparing..
Why would αηу serious student be reading in this manner(that's if what †ђξ picture portrait was even real)?

Oluwapelumi01:
Good day to everyone here!.I'm trusting in God for history in ui,which i know it's already done,with no doubt.but my question goes thus; (english,government and two other art subjects) is this my utme combination okay for my course?

ℓ think UOE, Lit-in-eng, Govt. Ãήϑ Crs should be ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥. Too.. Since both Crs Ãήϑ Lit re both Art courses.. Jυƨτ prepare as much as possible, it's not tha̶̲̥̅̊t difficult to gain admission to UI as it looks..

fleexee:
Actually the department could be called NSASA(national socialogical and anthropological student association). That does not mean it's an art course. Please don't choose CRS and Literature together. I just finish from UI and am serving presently in Ibadan. Soc is under social sciences not art. Unless u want to do it as DLC student that u can decide to choose any combination.

A friend got admitted to Psychology this year with †ђξ same combo as his!
Ãήϑ †ђξ last time ℓ checked, tha̶̲̥̅̊t combo goes for Pol. Science, Sociology, Ãήϑ Psychology under †ђξ Faculty of The Social Sciences in UI.. Even those tha̶̲̥̅̊t didn't meet their cut-offs with tha̶̲̥̅̊t combination changed to Geography Ãήϑ some were admitted(but Mυѕт possess Geo, in their Olevel)
Ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇o tha̶̲̥̅̊t combo is okay bro!

Packup:
.....happy new month..kindly gimme d link to d time table

Google something like "University of Ibadan calendar fór 2013/2014 session".. Tha̶̲̥̅̊t was HO̶̲̥̅ ℓ saw it..

†ђξ op wan flaunt hin school small ni jareh..
Shey these ones D̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨ey study ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇o?

Make ε̲̣̣̣̥ vanish first na!
But ℓ pray tha̶̲̥̅̊t day never come! HO̶̲̥̅ U̶̲̥̅̊ wan make ℓ cope?

simba1:
TAKE A LOOK AT HIS DICTION, CUD HE HAVE RUNSED THAT TOO?

what's this one saying?
What ̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̇̇as diction got to ðo with y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и passing ӨЯ failing jamb?
ℓ only wanted to be sure if he truly scored †ђξ 259 himself.. ℓ was wondering HO̶̲̥̅ he ¢συℓ∂ scale through jamb with such a mark only to be short of his cut-off for "Estate-Management".. †ђξ course is not tha̶̲̥̅̊t competitive, consequently †ђξ cut-off wouldn't be tha̶̲̥̅̊t high!
Ãήϑ next time y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и should Havε let †ђξ person ℓ asked answered himself! Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ bro

Are y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и sure y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и did †ђξ jamb yourself?
259? Ãήϑ y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и failed post-utme for Estate-Management?
₩hich school?
Answer these questions first then ℓ' M̶̲̅ gonna advise y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊и ☺̴̩̩̥̩̩̩π what to ðo next!

A rapist is a rapist! No be song D̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨ey make someone such! Sho ti gbo op?
Story for †ђξ gods!

LaRochelle:
You call about 3% of the total graduating students making first class cheap ?? I want to believe you were referring to something else.

May be he's drunk!
Oh God, pls let ♍ƺ bag mine(1st class) also..

milly16:
hmm which 1 r we going to believe nw

Tha̶̲̥̅̊t we are resuming anytime next year.. Seriously ℓ wish it ¢συℓ∂ be as early as possible.. ♍ƺ ℓ don gage A̶̲̥̅♏ Ma own initial plan was april, still not changed!!