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 Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Constructs New Prison Yard In Imo State (Photos) by GeeString: 9:00am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Buhari should be the first inmate. #BringBackOur$26bn 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Who Can Answer This Question.? by GeeString: 8:38am On Oct 05, 2017 |
My turn. Who stole $26bn from NNPC coffers? Can't be Buhari because he wasn't the Petroleum Minister at tha... wait, hang on!  |
| Celebrities › Re: "Making Love Between 12 And 3am Will Deprive You God's Blessing" -- Pastor Says by GeeString: 8:34am On Oct 05, 2017 |
I have a couple questions: 1. What if one sleeps nude (most girls do), does that mean the "angel" will leave with her answers too? 2. What time did Buhari steal $26bn? Was it also between the hours of 12:00 & 3:00am? |
| Romance › Re: OMG!!! See What This Slay Queen Posted On Her Facebook Page by GeeString: 8:31am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Did she post this before or after Buhari looted $26bn from NNPC? That's all I'm concerned about. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth One Year After Major Surgery To Remove 8kg Of Fibroid by GeeString: 8:22am On Oct 05, 2017 |
At least Buhari's $26bn theft didn't affect her baby. Congrats! |
| Politics › Re: What Is Igbo Name For Greediness? by GeeString: 8:19am On Oct 05, 2017 |
The answer is Buhari. For example; Nwoke ahu di ezigbo buhari 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shoutout To All Her Boyfriend’s Sidechics, Makes Them Women Crush by GeeString: 8:17am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Buhari has just stolen a whopping $26bn to uprade his almajiri family and dis idiot is here talking about some shriveled, mutilated broke dick. |
| Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Shows Off Her Figure In New Photo by GeeString: 8:14am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Will her fat deposits help return the $26bn Buhari stole from us? 27 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Actress, Toyin Aimakhu Kisses Male Fans In Ilorin by GeeString: 8:13am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Please how does this change the fact that Buhari stole $26bn? |
| Politics › Re: How Was Buhari Able To Deceive Nigerians He Was Going To Fight Corruption? by GeeString: 8:11am On Oct 05, 2017 |
So Buhari stole $26bn in just 2 years? Wow. I always wondered why his haggard wife & sex slave daughter never showed off all these thousand dollar jewelleries BEFORE he became President. Almajiris have looted us dry & flaunting it in our faces. Buhari should be hung from a tree by his tumor. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Giant Python Attacks Man Before Being Eaten by GeeString: 8:05am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Damn! I bet that python can swallow all those villagers at once. But why is everything just 26 upandan? First Buhari stole $26bn now this python is 26 feet. Does that mean my gf's real age is 26 and not 23 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Giant Python: Indonesians Eat Huge Snake After Man Defeats Reptile by GeeString: 8:03am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Damn! I bet that python can swallow all those villagers at once. But why is everything just 26 upandan? First Buhari stole $26bn now this python is 26 feet. Does that mean my gf's real age is 26 and not 23 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Different Types Of People When They Fall Sick (images) by GeeString: 6:07am On Sep 19, 2017 |
harriet412:When I was a little boy, Yes, I used to fall ill. But that was ages ago |
| Health › Re: Different Types Of People When They Fall Sick (images) by GeeString: 8:47pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
aktolly54:Yes o. There are. I'm one of those. The most I get is stress from excess hustle which usually requires a lie down & I'm fine. I don't fall ill & when people complain of malaria & typhoid, I always wonder what it feels like. How can a living thing become weak & helpless from a seemingly invisible force? Nawao. 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Bathing For Fragrance Lynx (Photos) by GeeString: 4:08pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
When I bathed for Ose Dudu Beauty soap everyday for 15 years, who snapped me?! Nonsense. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 42nd Birthday (Photos) by GeeString: 4:06pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
If dem tear the nylon wey dey dat seat, shey dem go die? |
| Pets › Re: Help Identify This Dog by GeeString: 1:20pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
Lift the tail up, wear a condom & give it like 20 strokes. If it screams its GSD, if it bites your dick then I'll tell you its breed when you recover. |
| Politics › Re: Imagine A War Between Nigerian Soldiers And North Korean Soldiers by GeeString: 1:18pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
hakimi1974:How? You think this is WWII abi? You think modern warfare involves man-to-man combat? Better wake up. All it takes is one ballistic nuclear missile (Nigeria has none, not even a conventional one) shot from even outside Nigeria and Lagos is reduced to radioactive ash. I'm waiting for your to tell me about our newly acquired "jets"  Those "jets" are a joke in modern warfare. More like escort planes. Better don't bite off more than you can chew. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
| Health › Re: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by GeeString: 11:15am On Sep 18, 2017 |
Lemme Bleep her, if I don't break out in pimples, then the problem is from you and we can know how to tackle it. |
| Crime › Re: Violence After Suya Seller Is Killed By Traditional Ruler's Son In Lagos(photos) by GeeString: 12:37am On Sep 18, 2017 |
Aboki on aboki violence.
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| Romance › Re: My Private Part Is On Fire_naija Girl Cries Out by GeeString: 12:14am On Sep 18, 2017 |
What is "vaginal" abeg Is it not supposed to be "vagina"?Illiteracy is bad. Btw, check out all the expert oloshos above me giving out advice. I throway condom 4 una oh!! Ogbologbo. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: When Her Sex Drive Is Twice As High As Your's(photo) by GeeString: 12:09am On Sep 18, 2017 |
EniHolar: 2 Likes
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| Health › Re: Photo Of Man Beating His Wife For Her Inability To Read The Qu’ran by GeeString: 11:44pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Na dem be dis?
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| Crime › Re: Hunter Kills Young Brother In Farm Claiming It Was A Monkey by GeeString: 11:40pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
See why its not advisable to be eating banana anyhow, everywhere you go? |
