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makydebbie:
From?

Nobody.
You go jus dey ontop bed receive slap 4rm nowhere.

shinarlaura:

I don't believe this.

Why?

makydebbie:
That's what I'm talking about.

Better.

Else, you 4 chop beating

L3G3ND:
ah swear you need a rehab

Why?

Write one that can send Buhari back to London.

Things are hard.

sexybbstar:
I nearly fell for this sometimes ago...Thank God I woke up my sleeping brain.I 4 don be second wife by now.

You will still fall for it. Just continue shooting that ass out, you hear?

You think you are doing me abi?

I have slept with Madam Koikoi several times back then in school.

She's actually a very nice lady once you get to know her.

How much for the capture of Buhari for stealing $26bn?

makydebbie:
If I don't give him my shoulder, who will? I'm supposed to be there during his up and down moments. So I should leave during his down moment because he doesn't wants me to feel sorry for him? Bullocks.

Giving him a shoulder to cry on is quite different from being there for him.

You can offer words of encouragement and advice but letting him just lay there in regret and "had i knowns", won't benefit either of you.

He'll just get used to it & grow lazy from there - afterall, you've made it clear you fully understand why he is not achieving much.

madridguy:
Are you under spell?

I wish I was - maybe I would understand how to steal $26bn.

Nonsense.

And they said 9mobile was not serious.

Is it not better to be plain than to be hideous?

9mobile is still the fastest network in naija, all these other ones are just deceiving their subscribers.

Why "save" N300 and have slow network for a whole month when it can be blazing fast?

Poverty.

Divay22:
I don't quite agree with this tho..

I'm a man & I agree with him 100%! What wuss will keep crying over spilt milk when he only needs a few words of encouragement to pick himself up & move on?!

makydebbie:
If I don't do this, is it his "Female bestie" that'll be doing it?

No one - except you are still dating boys. Real men hate it when you feel sorry for them. It makes us feel vulnerable.

The name I hate most is Buhari.

1. Licking / fingering my gf's anus whenever she's around

2. Thinking of Buhari and the $26bn loot

3. Occasionally writing down peeps names I want to kill

4. Spraying perfume / deodorant into my pee hole just for the few seconds burning sensation

5. Scratching my pubic hair and then smelling it

6. Kneeling over and inhaling the putrid stench of my WC bowl filled with sh!t to get high

This must be the same method Buhari used in carting away $26bn from NNPC.

All these ones no reach the Almajiri-in-Chief Buhari for sneaking $26bn out of NNPC.

Shout out to him.

Sorry, it was a mistake.

They were trying to dial Buhari's number and ask him how he managed to loot $26bn.

Don't be offended.

Don't be surprised if he is older than his father's "sixth wife".

Again...

Don't judge him.

He's just frustrated he voted in Buhari only for the almajiri to loot $26bn overnight!

But still...

Only Eyo, which is an extortionist spirit of Oduduwa descent.

Just like Buhari, the Eyo masquerade is corrupt although it is yet to steal up to $26bn.

As long as Buhari can steal $26bn and is still walking free, I support this bitch 100%.

Once Buhari pays my dividends from his $26 billion loot, I will pay her to twerk for 12 hours non stop since that's all she does.

OboOlora:
who will propose to me now?

When you remove your fake pix...

Please when will this almajiri be arrested for stealing $26bn from NNPC coffers?

Why is it taking so long?

I thought he came to weed out corruption?

Why is it happening in his own ministry?! Right under his nose and he will tell me he wasn't aware with his authoritarian style of governance?! Haba!

He assured us he wanted to monitor NNPC because that's where corruption starts. Little did we know, the almajiri wanted to keep a tight knot over the whole looting process.

Now the knot has been loosened!

Even Dangote is not worth $26bn despite amassing wealth for over 25 years now. Buhari has done in two years what Diezani did in 6 years and feminists will tell me "what a man can do, a woman will do better"?

Buhari is a big thief. He has been stealing since 1977.

That's 40 years thieving experience.

His thieving skills are even older than many Nairalanders.

sexybbstar:
She's talking about her bf nt her weight.

People are painfully slow... despite all the explanations. smh

I'm waiting for our idiotic yeyebrities and slay mamas who will proceed with hashtags and change their dps to commemorate those killed as if it concerns us.

Also waiting for Buhari to commiserate with the US on this event as if its anything related to what is happening in his own backyard.

I'm waiting for Femi Adeshina and Lai to try and use this news to divert attention from the fact that Buhari has stolen $26bn from NNPC coffers as our Honourable Minister for Petroleum.

I'm waiting...

But on a more serious note, I once had a dog too who developed this same problem.

Yours is even small.

Mine was so huge it was dangling down like a huge scrotal sack. Im serious. But it wasnt secreting blood or nothing - just swollen.

I think its a tumor. I suggest you take her to go see a vet now that its still in its infancy cuz mine stayed with her till she died.

Although it didn't stop her from mating and filling up our house with puppies tho.

SUMCIOUZ:
But she won't mate, all she does is play arounf the males and they get fraustrated and leave.

I suggest its time you take charge.

Do her.

This is all Buhari's fault.

After the almajiri stole $26bn in a time of recession, how does he expect others to cope?

The thief should be jailed.

Why are you surprised

Isn't she a bitch?

Buhari should be arrested at once and jailed.

He is a thief.

'Honorable' Minister for Petroleum.