₦airaland Forum

2sa2: wat! ... front page!! ... this crap!!!? i'm outa here.

pls go and Never Return ur Presence on NL makes No diff ..POO

abiolag: I don't knw y some irrelevant post always made d front page.It's high tym we stop dis nonsense.Seun, do somtin

who is the Nonsense here,YOU or d POST

dontap: .mumu ode, peeps like are the one fuccking babies cute my foot.

jst as useless as d Author....please try again dis one na washhhhh

I cnt even sell my one day old,Goat for 5000...talk more of human being... Oti oo!

I cnt even sell my one day old,Goat for 5000...talk more human being... Oti oo!

Wats up wit dis ASHEWO mentallity....How many of una don sex Ini b4......besides na ashewo guys like una de Bleep ashewos...so 2 hell wit all of yaaaa... Bitches..... Abeg she z cute @2

Fineboi,,FEW pimples.....Muahhh

aspabay: Never!!! I never wan die. what if the car refuse to start?

if the car refuse to start...una go come down use leg trek d tin...lmao

Ahhh..o ma se oo...see wetin DENRELE de cause,,,dis one na Lagbaja part2 abi na Denrele right hand Man......KOLOTIVITY noni

dani1luv: banging someone else's gf

o ma se oo,,ogbeni kilode? E ma ko se

olawalebabs: It is possible, the annual "poster of the year" award can be presented in a gala night.only that the anonymity the forum convey will be lost in the process.

Gala night Ko..puff puff night Ni...abeg bone dat stuff.....it may work sha.but 4get gala night

pro01: Let them put their real photos in their profiles first (especially the females), to avoid unpleasant surprises in the event of any real-life meetings. I'm sure most of us are not interested in 'getting together' with any squirrel-faced, mosquito-legged mgbeke from NL.

if dis u on ur dp..betta no near d parry

Ijogz K: Who's Tonto Dikeh?

TOTO DIKE...hope u know her?

Mzsolex: buahahahahahaha Nlanderz don kill me...rolling on the floor laughing my flat arss off.

u already av a flat arss,and u are still laughing.......only God know how ur backside wil look like wen u ar don wit d lauhg ..LWKMH...but guy u need to see my face d pimples were uncountable...*Laughs in OBJ's voice*

[quote author=Donalð Genes]i seconded your comment!!
I do that once in three days though not daily cos u miqht not have time or even remember to do that..but practically,i wash ma face like 3 times a day,,i used to hv pimples n black spot b4 but now my face is as clean as a clean slate..and b4 i sleep i wash ma face,rub ma dustinq powder which is very effective,,,i cant remember d last time i had rouqh face.......make sure wherever your are either in d office or annyway,,when it is mid day,thats when exactly pimples and oily face beqin to form in our faces,touch your face n see if you will feel anythinq oily there,then look for a pure water and wash it off with soap...remember you can alwas have all these tiny soaps which is portable in your wallet or baq dependinq on both qender of the divide..it makes sense for realiest,so 4 any black spot,i use Hydraulic oil n apply with a tint of drop usinq ear cotton bud at that black spot and within 2 days its all qone...u dont need all this expensive face products.......just folo ma lead[/quote]how much can i get dis HYDRAULIC oil.....

kandiikane: Gawd! I have an oily and sensitive face and when I mean oily, you can use the oil as body cream. Majority of the time when going out I don't rub cream on my face. It always gets soo shiny, around my t-zone. I am prone to spots-well, I use to suffer from spots during my high school days but I thank God for years of taking care of it, I have not one single spot.

I don't use any type of products for my face because I don't want to break out and I don't let people touch my face because I don't know what germs they are carrying.

I wash my face quite regularly but I am a sucker for chocolate.

please give me tips on how u help it..m suffering from acne n spots

Freeopod: Apply shea butter on ur face...it works wonderz! Com n thank me later

lmao....i tried it and all d pimples dat was reserved for d nxt 20yrs appeared jst within 3days......@Nldrs pls dnt try dis shea butter if u av acne prone n oily face

girl king: Are you naturally this slow or are you working hard at it? Did you not see al d times I said I was not a prostitute or do u not realise it means the same thing as ashewo? I was just being honest, most girls attacking me have done similar things to what d op is doing. even d guys are like d guys in d story (no offence meant) minus u ofcourse as u must first feed yourself

eyahhhh z dat how u talk 2 ur BFrnds...so sowie u ar goin nut(s).....*2 d wastebin..NEXT

girl king: Do you speak English cos I don't speak yoruba, wat ever u said to me I wish it back to u in double fold. All I did was express my view on d topic and some jobless amebos like you started to attack me when I did not talk to them. Is this not a forum to express your view on issues. Was I suppose to Silently accept the insults?
(if u notice I didn't cause u a fool cos I am trying to understand if it ignorance or stupidity that is your problem, from ur next post I will know do well to enlighten me)

@IDOWU.awwwww....dis girl ti fori gba rocki'oooo @girlSLAVE ashewo no de shame..so we aint suprised dat ur fellow ashewo posted dis trash n u ar here 2 ginger her dead spirit ........ashewo? its 7pm already...betta go work b4 dem go grap ur customers from you....time na Money OLEOSHI

Idowuogbo: Come, u dey mad? Its bad enough u in support of something extremely dangerous,and u hia still hyping like some cursed witch.U pretty? Medusa was cute 2 ya no! I dey look u since, no wake me o! O fori gba gate ni?

Madam?.....leave dis COW of a girl..wen no get work..make she stand for bus stop de wait d next online..she never jam..until dem use her for sacrifice to appease d gods of employment.....but wait o IDOWU? dis cow of a girl..her head go cause more umemployment..infact she z a waste product...even if u recycle her brain ko ni si se.....@Girlslave e lo sun ni nu microwave ki brain e warm up

girl king: I am very certain the monkey you revered to in your post is your self. Display my picture? You wish! The reason you want me to put my pic is so u can day dream about me.. My answer is no! ask that fool u quoted to meet u up u ppl seem to be of like minds, he will be able to upgrade your idiocy level and den since u obviously can't afford girls u guys can do each other, goat.

wow....z dis d best you can offer.......y wasting u talent on NL...wen u can b locked up in a cage(ZOO)..where pple will pay b4 de watch you display.......*go get a life n stop placing adverts on dis page

klaus3011: #issorai....Have a lovely day BRODA RAMONI

hahahahahahaahahhaahhaha...@broda RAMONI.....ema fori gba gate shaa

[quote author=~Bluetooth]But seriously,why do you guys do this nonsense ?[/quote]de do it becos dey av gat NOnSENSE ..no mind dem o jawe

Toooo FAKE to be REAL.....*LAughs in shakespare*

tunapawizzy: i bin wan marry her b4 dis fisher matter now

FISHER ke!....u tink say she b fisher abi..wetin you tink..tell me?

Tamita: Green White Green is the Color, let's be Patriotic. Lol

lwkmh........ur wedding date go be oct 1st b dat......i die well if i try such colour..unto say 9ja be wetin nahhhh?

tunapawizzy: Awwwww sweetheart tell me dis is a joke

lols...u wanna marry her?.....@berem..its a JOKE..aint it?

afam4eva: So, where's Dangote??

Ohh, i've seen him.

What's the proof that that's Davido's Album launch?? Cos i find it hard to belive that the richest man in Africa will leave various business meetings that he has to attend the album launch of Sunny Ade Ebenezer Obey Femi Kuti Davido. WTF.

AFAM if u no get eyez @ least u get ears......*OMO BABA OLOWO*..u hear'am?....DAVIDO carry go joor nofin do yaahh

klaus3011: bros abeg no vex...i go ping you later in the day...cheers...one love

bros ke!!:...oti o!.....guy i be Babe oo...abi Idowu no tell you?