₦airaland Forum

tunmidon:
mcheww

It is Mtcheeewww,,,...

I know English is difficult, type in your local dialect

Don't form porsch when you just finished High school

EmperorLee:
#MenOfPeace

nairaland Avengers

HateU2:
i will make sure all your handles are banned. Bring it on

.... My two main handles are there already....

Good news is that it takes the *snap of a finger to ......*

Sho ti gbo

Create a thread, watch me derail it and invite the police to take over

tunmidon:
Where is d rest op

finestboy, ban this girl for breaking rule 21

which says

21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

EmperorLee:
We shutdown Romance, shutdown general, shut down everywhere .

Yea Man.... No more controversies!!!

We are peaceful people!!.....

HateU2:
keep it up. Hope they are paying you

Yeap ... How much do they pay you to report?

Mtcheeewww!!... Open up another thread Babe....

Lemme book space first

HateU2:
welcome backwhy nah
Sebi we no fight

All of you that got me banned must chop ban from my hand...

Emperorlee, we keep shuting down threads

I must fine Op...

Chai....

God punish ugly girls

MzPecs:

*picks race*

MzPecs:
Sent boys to beat him up..

Iphesure212:
When you post a senseless comment.....

When you mention a senseless comment...

liesDictator:
# Tag top 5 most beautiful girls on Nl

#Tag top five wife materials girls on Nl

#Tag top five bitches on Nl

#Tag top five decent girls on Nl

#Tag top five girls you would like to fvck!


just for fun....

Am cuming

Must all your topics start with "When"....

When Ada is a boy

When a woman is pregnant

When a boy has deek

When you create senseless topic

my question is.....

When will they even Ban you?

Nonnyexon12:
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lol.... Sorry for my perception.

Are you on whatsapp?...

Watch how all the guys here will claim Tall....

Meanwhile Op, Is it your concern??

Kenya is the city of all Bad news.....

While I thought Nigeria was the worse, Kenya Took over

Who is fooling who.....

Your website is giving you away.....

Wetin concern Health tips with Germany

cruzita:
bros ,dem never even do wedding ,u don dey dream of their divorce pics .

They keep hyping proposal pics like say na Silver anniversary

heskeyw:
I am a graduate. A full fledged marketing graduate of nnamdi azikiwe university. To hold body and soul together for d mean time, I decided to take up this job as a manager in a small estate management company with a monthly pay of 20k. No allowances. Yesterday, the man gave me an agreement contract to sign. Here r the picx of the contract. That contract is somehow ooo. Na slavery.

20k??.... Holy Jesus!!

Please dont mind the poster above me....

Don't sign that bullshit

Mtcheeeewwwww....


So..... WHat is the Big deal??

Will they snap when they divorce and show us?

Diddyydiva:
i see you too

How you doing?

malele:
So u want another country to fall before ur countrx can progress?
U have a shallow mind

You and your president that have deep minds, Whats up?

how market

viexcey:
Meanwhile, we have;
Meanwhile, we have;
A minister who thinks manufacturing pencils in 2018 is an achievement.
A minister who feels everybody complaining is a PDP apologist.
A minister who feels a recession can be covered up.
A minister who feels athletes stranded in a country, few hours to a game in another country is not his business.
A minister who is lying up and down.
A minister whose darkness keeps increasing with increasing tariff.
A minister whose name is in almost every shady deal of the past in the Army.
Ministers whom even google will still find it hard to locate over one year in office.
And a President who spent SIX MONTHS searching for them.
SIX MONTHS fa.
Kuku come and kill all of us.

... You the best

iamsparrow:
This thread should be in the Jokes section

Really?

Explain why to me

michazy:
What's this one saying??
You can't predict your success based on someone else's failure sir.
Are you God?
Baba park well.

You think so??

Lets see a 100meters race... few seconds to the finishing line, you trip and fall...

What happens to the person behind you??... He takes your place!

The fall of dollars is all we pray for... Trump will help us with that.

I have followed the White House race like my life depends on it. The controversies and words thrown across each other, Democratic and Republican is something that gives me pleasure. Having watched their various conventions, followed up on their various interviews, I can boldly say that Americans are in the same situation that Nigeria was in 2015 general elections! They are between the devil and the Bemuda Triangle.

Lets Analyse the Candidates

Hillary Clinton: A woman who has served in successive governments for a long period of time. She knows the in and out of American politics. She has been involved in every government, achieving things she believes as wonderful. Democrats sees her as a "Loving Mother", "kind Hearted" and above all, Someone they can trust. But Hillary has a record of being corrupt according to Donald Trump. Like Trump says, She and Obama are the real "Founders" of ISIS and also partners to the policies that has made America fall from Grace to Grass.

Donald Trump: A "successful" business Man, who has achieved a lot, building businesses and making great brands. Trump is known for his radical Nature and his being insensitive to little things that matters. In his words, he has portrayed America as a "FAILED" country that needs a Savior known as "Donald trump". He believes that alot of immigrants are the reason for Poor security, Low Jobs for American citizens, and other problems arising in America. He has also castigated Muslims, Black African Migrants,etc.

The real issue is that Judging from their portfolios, I can say that Hillary is likened to Our erstwhile president Goodluck Jonathan while Trump is likened to our current President Buhari.

Trump practically has nothing worthwhile to offer the Economy. Instead of focusing on his plans for the America Economy, he has only resorted to the tactics APC used during the last general Elections. Throwing insults to a sitting president and cajoling all his policies and making it look as if the country is in shambles. Under the Obama Administration, we see how the dollars has risen in value as compared to some other local currencies including the Naira all because of the Mis-Administration of the Buhari's regime.

Now people ask me why I want Donald Trump to win, I tell Them....

That will be the escape route for Nigeria. Trump doesnt know what he wants. He will totally ruin America, and when he handles it like the way Buhari is handling Nigeria, That might be the only way that $1 will become 1 naira.

Buhari might be a prophet after all...

Written by Mike Bush!.

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