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RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Men Prefer Prostitutes (no.4 Will Shock You) by generalbush(m): 9:10am On Sep 02, 2016
Op, are you an agent? cheesy
RomanceRe: Is This True About Girls? (photo) by generalbush(m): 9:09am On Sep 02, 2016
Hisduchess:
Hahahaha. she always goes back to the chief officer of friendzone
missvera:
Hell Nah. Except the confused ones.
They wil never just admit it
RomanceRe: Is This True About Girls? (photo) by generalbush(m): 9:08am On Sep 02, 2016
ILuvGummyBears:
[color=#9999ff]Heck no undecided[/color]
All your monikers are always weird back to back... angry

Why are you like this undecided
RomanceRe: If He Has One Of These 4 Penis Types, Your Sex Will Be Amazing by generalbush(m): 9:02am On Sep 02, 2016
TrapQueen77:
angry



Oohh bloggers.... Why y'all make an incomplete threads all the time?
SMH... Once the thread contains penis or sex, you will be present embarassed
Nairaland GeneralRe: MMM Members Providing Help To The Needy by generalbush(m): 9:00am On Sep 02, 2016
I Laugh in Japanese....

MMM is real because it payed you...

When the right time come, what will happen will happen

MMM will be fraud when they run with your cash.

History will never lie.... As long as a fish sees a bait, the sinker and hook will become it's friend.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Whose Brother Is This 'sexiest Man Alive'? by generalbush(m): 8:54am On Sep 02, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy....

The guy is probably high on drugs or things cheesy
RomanceRe: Economy Of Nigeria Made Me Feeling This Way Today by generalbush(m): 12:30am On Sep 02, 2016
MzPecs:
Night Vigil kor, Morning vigil nii undecided undecided

You sef sleep well angry undecided
angry angry
RomanceRe: Economy Of Nigeria Made Me Feeling This Way Today by generalbush(m): 12:27am On Sep 02, 2016
MzPecs:
Must you always get yourself a ban? angryangryundecided
Am I a Mod?

Those guys don't like me angry

Time for Night Vigil... Sleep well angry undecided
RomanceRe: First September To Remember by generalbush(m): 12:11am On Sep 02, 2016
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dissybling:
u really an Ingrid u know cos ur contributions is not needed u know,constructing English and reading how he take follow for wetin I post
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Go back to school and leave Diccks alone undecided
RomanceRe: Economy Of Nigeria Made Me Feeling This Way Today by generalbush(m): 12:11am On Sep 02, 2016
RomanceRe: First September To Remember by generalbush(m): 12:10am On Sep 02, 2016
dissybling:
morden disgusting dick head everywhere
The joke is on you... tongue

Come visit me please sad... Lets play Ludo angry
RomanceRe: Guys: Why You Should Stop Chasing Ladies With Make-ups (Photo) by generalbush(m): 11:39pm On Sep 01, 2016
Berbierklaus:
She is so beautiful embarassed
You are not cute...

No offence sad
RomanceRe: First September To Remember by generalbush(m): 11:36pm On Sep 01, 2016
dissybling:
so u actually the first one to bash me I reali think u that type does every visit mean dat
Now, you can't even construct a statement with the right punctuation.

But you can visit a guy you barely know. Instead of picking up your English textbook and get acquainted with it... angry, You are visiting every guy that says hi undecided

My house is nearby sha... you can come and say hi cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Meet A Girl And Get Her Number Immediately by generalbush(m): 11:31pm On Sep 01, 2016
Nasa28:
so ur priority is money......

Guy if u pursue money like that, even the money will run from you
So your priority is a girl's number? cheesy cheesy

I give up on you angry
RomanceRe: First September To Remember by generalbush(m): 11:29pm On Sep 01, 2016
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dissybling:
how I go take start this make I clear throat
so i met dis dude in a cyber cafe sometimes last month,we got talking, he seems nice let me not bore u with dat.and so today being the Almighty first he invited me to his place,since I was bored in the house I decided to accept his invitation, on reaching there he seems nice at first and acting the nice guy type..my guy started confessing love he barely knows me i was so frank to tell him no let him just be my friend for now cos I barely know him.wahala start wen he says he can't let me go without sexing me since i dont want to be his gal,knowing fully well he won't see me again... imagine no be say I chop him money before.hmm ma brodas and sister I lie lie and lied just to save ma neck ...till now just dont know how I got save.. just sharing dis so dat one can learn from ma mistake ....don't trust so easily....
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What took you to his house, To play Ludo? angry undecided

I don't wana insu;t you, but you may need help

Consult your pastor Asap!!

Modern hoes everywhere!! undecided
RomanceRe: How To Meet A Girl And Get Her Number Immediately by generalbush(m): 11:26pm On Sep 01, 2016
After getting the number, what else??

Does her number gives me noney?

Misplaced piority undecided
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by generalbush(m): 11:00pm On Sep 01, 2016
Mrlemuel:
Oya Oya, Mk Una Cm Read Diz Fabuluos stori By Biafrabush.boy. A.K.A Gener.albush, T.gold1, Ro.yh, Theble.ssedman, Smarte.stpopqueen... #TEAM_HERO
shocked cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Kenyan Reporter Shades Nigeria As Zuckerberg Leaves Nigeria For Kenya by generalbush(m): 9:25pm On Sep 01, 2016
Mtcheeewww... SMH undecided
CrimeRe: Web Designer Defrauds A Nairalander 1.7m. by generalbush(m): 9:16pm On Sep 01, 2016
Just check the name and see...

These Boys will keep representing in on an online forum angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Man Who Wants To Work For Linda Ikeji Carries Placard In Port Harcourt (Photos) by generalbush(m): 9:10pm On Sep 01, 2016
Hard times requires extreme measures angry
Foreign AffairsRe: President Kim Jong-un Executes Minister For Not Sitting Correctly At A Meeting by generalbush(m): 8:45pm On Sep 01, 2016
Hello North koreans... "Fear North" cheesy
RomanceRe: Economy Of Nigeria Made Me Feeling This Way Today by generalbush(m): 8:38pm On Sep 01, 2016
Airforce1:
[s]you're a nobody so shut the fuckup
[/s]
Now you made a little mistake that needs correction.

Have you ever asked yourself personal questions as to why your life is like this? angry. Posting pictures upandan Nairaland and trying to bruise up your low self-esteem? huh

Somebody somewhere is playing Bet9ja gambling with your upstairs, so you need to get a spare from a Northerner angry
RomanceRe: Economy Of Nigeria Made Me Feeling This Way Today by generalbush(m): 8:32pm On Sep 01, 2016
Maxi112:
What is general Bush doing here? cheesy grin
Person just dash me fre 10mb cheesy

This guy just use picture collect like 5mb from the 10 angry cheesy
RomanceRe: Economy Of Nigeria Made Me Feeling This Way Today by generalbush(m): 8:31pm On Sep 01, 2016
EMPERORLEEE:
grin grin cheesy grin
wink... Watagwan...
Foreign AffairsRe: N’korean President Executes Official For Not Sitting Correctly At Meeting by generalbush(m): 8:28pm On Sep 01, 2016
Even the bible says... "Fear North"

Anything that starts with North, It is always... lipsrsealed

They want to ban me cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police Amongst World Best – Osinbajo by generalbush(m): 8:27pm On Sep 01, 2016
Pastor undecided undecided

You are not lying, but keep saying all thses.

God will know best angry
RomanceRe: Economy Of Nigeria Made Me Feeling This Way Today by generalbush(m): 8:22pm On Sep 01, 2016
[s]
Airforce1:
Ok so today I read someone commited suicide and left a suicide note addressed to buhari and I was sad.

Due to the love I have for my people I had to cut my 4sq meal a day to 3 to help a brother or sister.

The country is hard please don't turn your back on someone who walk up to you for help because you might be their last chance of staying alive.

God bless you as you read.

Lalasticlala
Front page if necessary.

Bless up.
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This is the right way... Write nothing cool.If Mark did all these bullpoo, nobody would snap pictures with him. Buy sense from the nearest Aboki.

That's the version of senses that fits you angry
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by generalbush(m): 8:20pm On Sep 01, 2016
Ultimategeneral:
chai baddest boizes
tongue... E dey sweet gan...

But the boy is now a priest embarassed
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by generalbush(m): 7:36pm On Sep 01, 2016
Sorry for the delay, little change of time zone. Good Afternoon cheesy

“Point am” The army man shouted to the boy

“The one in that chair” He said while crying

The truth of the matter was that one of the men we duped and ran away with his money caught one of the boys in his car again. He brought him to school and the army men took over the case. After much interrogation, he confessed to doing it with other people that was why he pointed at me.

“Stand up my friend” The army man shouted at me

I kept calm and stood up while following all the directives he gave. In the military you are always wrong in front of an Army man, and you obey the last command. Never Argue cheesy. We went straight to meet the driver for Identification.

“Na the boy be this”? The army man asked the driver

“I no remember him face again, but I know say they reach like 5 that day for my bus” The driver explained.

“Did you follow and enter this man’s bus that day” Oga Army asked me

“No Sir, I don’t always take bus home, most times, my daddy comes to pick me up” I explained with an innocent face

“Do you know this boy”? He asked while pointing to the guyed that picked me

“No sir, I only remembered his face the day he begged me for money, and I refused to give him, that is why he is always saying bad about me” I said

Just while I was explaining, a senior Army guy came in and fortunately, he was among those I buy things for.

“My friend, wetin happen”? He asked in a friendly tone

“Them theif this man money Oga” the junior Army man said

“This boy no fit do that kind thing” He told the junior officer

“You theif any person money”? He asked me

“No sir, I don’t do such” I explained calmly.

“Leave am, make him go. Na this one resemble theif. We go deal with am today” He told the junior officer while slapping the other guy.

I quickly winked at the other guy, before running back to my class. On getting to the class, it was the geography teacher who had entered immediately. She called me in and asked me to stand in front of the class.

“If you be like this small thing, you will fail and fail out. Please don’t be friends with him because you will end up doing yourself.” She said while addressing the class

“Where are you coming from”? She asked me

“An officer called me, so I had to answer him” I replied her

“All the time, from kneeling down to cutting grass to staying in student’s guard room. You will make history before you fail out from this school.
Now go to your seat, Anu ofia(meaning bush meat)” She said.
But she was wrong! I had built my connections so well, every teacher loves me now. Infact in some cases, I am used as a good example to those who were still stubborn in my class. Infact, they all love me.

While going home, I made sure I double checked all the buses with their conductors, before entering the bus. We always kept to our plans and we evicted the other guy from our group because he broke a code. “If you are caught, don’t expose others” I always reminded them.

Exam was around the corner, and I doubled up my reading habit. My vice commando took over the crew at home. I spent most of my time, reading at home and I was mostly indoors.
So believe me when I say I passed and smashed a lot of people’s failure ambition for me. I and my crew at school were flying high. We were about taking over the school when the time was ripe. I was given an award as the “Surprise Student of the Year”. Maybe this will be the last good record I will hold in the school, but let time be the judge.

It was now time for the Holidays, and it was going to be spent right here in the coal city state of Nigeria. I already had a target and I needed to deal with the target. Her name is Chioma!!
This isn’t the Chioma you all know, this one is older than I am with almost 2 years. She is the same age with Mary. She is quiet, beautiful, tall, fair and above all nice body shape. I already mastered her ways and how she operates but the problem is that she is in their church prayer warrior group of Mountain of Fire church.
I know she has a brother of my age; I know about her family a little bit, so I tried to familiarize with her family members.

“Good morning Ma” I greeted her mum as I made way towards her

“Goodmorning, who are you looking for” She asked me with a smile.

“Ma please I am looking for Emma” I replied her

She called out the boy, he was happy to see me. It takes special luck for him to have someone of my rank coming to their house.

“Come in na” He said while very happy.

It was a small two bedroom house, so I managed to grab a seat in the palour while he bugged me with questions.
“Hmm, this one you came to our house, hope everything is fine” he said while smiling

“Yes everything is fine, just that I just wanted to know your house and maybe become friends with you” I said while smiling back.

“Wow… I am your friend already ooo” Emma replied while laughing hard

We talked and talked over lots of things, but we focused more on religion because it was a Christian home. While we were talking, Chioma passed and I greeted her and she replied back.

“How is your sister”?

“Ermm… which of them”? I asked while smiling

“Mary of coruse na” She said

“She is fine, and she said I should greet you” I replied while still smiling.

“Shea your name is Chioma”? I asked while forming as if I didn’t know

“Hmmm… so you don’t know my name? let me go and keep this bible and come and query you seriously” She said while forming angry.

She stepped inside their second room, and spent a little time inside before coming out to meet us in the parlor. We talked for a long time and I played my own part in making her laugh, she had to leave her seat and come closer to mine. He mother spoilt the fun when she sent her on an errand, messing everything up for me. Immediately she left, I quickly excused Emma and went my way.

I went back home and was thinking about how the hole between her legs would seem like. I already guessed she was a virgin from the way she rebuked and cast away any man that will come to her that is not sent from God. Infact, at a point in our discussion, she was even advising me to abstain from sex before marriage. “I am also a virgin” I told her during the course of our discussion.
Any day that passed without me touching a girl or even inserting my thing into her, makes me feel frustrated or even uncomfortable. If they should take a census of the amount of virgins in our street between the ages of 16 downwards, I think there won’t be plenty of them. If virginity of girls could be exchanged for money, I believe I will be richer than a lot of working class people.I wasn’t okay with my progress, and I don’t seem to be okay.

Chioma was becoming a hard nut to crack, and I guess it was because of the age difference. I decided to use the only method available to me. Bro Iyke taught me, and this was the perfect time to experiment it. I am not bad; but when I need sex from you, there is always no escape route.

I went to her house few days later because schools were about resuming and she was in a boarding school. I had to sit down to hear what she wanted to tell me. She preached the bible to me, and I listened perfectly. I even asked her some questions in the bible she probably didn’t know the answer.

“You see, I am also a Bible guru and you should give me some respect” I said to her, while smiling

“I like that, you really surprised me” She replied smiling too

“There is a book I always read, and it exposes a lot of things that happens in the spiritual realm that most Christians don’t know about. I will be happy if you see it” I said to her

“Jesus” She shouted…

“Are you serious, bring for me, let read na” She begged

“I can’t bring it outside, it is very secretive and I am scared” I said to her

“So how I can see it, I really need to becoming enlightened in the spirit more” She said while demonstrating some spiritual moves.

‘You can come to my house and read it. Infact, I will make everyewhere comfortable for you so that you can concentrate well and digest it” I said with a warm smile

“That will be nice; but hope I will be safe, I don’t want wahala ooo…” She said with a light smile

“There won’t be any wahala” I replied

“Next tomorrow in the afternoon” I told her.

“No problems, please don’t fail me o…” She begged

“Believe me” I said while leaving the house

I quickly left there house and started making preparations on how to achieve my goals. I can’t let the bush meat run from the trap this time around. I was supposed to be scared of what I was about doing, “But if Bro Iyke can, why can’t I”? I gingered myself.
I quickly reached for my chemist friend; he was more of a quack than real. I told him what I wanted to achieve and he gave some white powder stuff and told me how to use it for effectiveness.

On the D-day, I assembled my room and kept the book where it could be and every other resource I was going to use for the assignment. Chioma knocked and the door was opened for her. I quickly showed her my bible and my church jotter. She asked for the book, and I showed her. The book was actually filled with occultism stories, and she was enjoying it.

I quickly rushed to the fridge and opened an Eva wine that has stayed there for long. I emptied some into two different cups and didn’t put anything yet in it. When I brought it to her, she did the unthinkable.

“Wow, that nice of you” She said smiling

“Just for you to enjoy” I said with a fake smile

“But you have to taste it na, before I drink because I am scared of guys” She said still smiling

“But I am a boy, not a guy” I said laughing out hard

“Just taste it please” she begged

I quickly drank everything, so as to achieve my aim. I knew she would ask me to taste, so as to build trust. I brought her a fresh drink and gave to her, she drank and we talked and after a while, I went ahead for the reason I invited her to the house.
I quickly started touching places I never dreamt off in my full life. Instead of shouting or getting angry, she was smiling and laughing.

“I want to have sex with you” I whispered into her ears
She didn’t say a word; instead she was touching herself and making funny sounds as if she wanted to cry

“Wow” I shouted

I quickly stripped her off her clothes, including her skirt and pant and headed straight to the Main Menu. I knew my guess was right, she was Virgin! Immediately, I reached for the groundnut oil can and applied to both mine and hers. She was still shouting and moaning, while I quickly tried putting my dicck inside her own. She cried and shouted, but I was more determined. Blood flowed and tears rolled, but it was the end.

Chioma was no longer a virgin!

After some little romance and sex, I cleaned her up before she whatever was wrong with her cleared up. I quickly asked her to leave, while she was still shedding tears and begging to stay. She went home and wrote me a letter.

You betrayed my Trust, and did something I never wished for. I won’t tell anybody, but only God will forgive you.

I replied her letter.

I didn’t force you, you gave me yourself. God has already forgiven me, and I know you enjoyed it. I love you chioma and will want us to have sex again. I always dream of you and I know you like me too. I will be at home tomorrow, if you have chance, you can come. I love you.


I was at home all day, expecting to see the result. By 11am, I heard a knock on the door and lo it was Chioma. I quickly rushed her and hugged her, she kissed me and hugged me back. We headed straight for the room and in fact, this time she started the whole process.

I and Chioma became Bleep mates and it continued not once or twice but till the point of writing this Diary. She has a boyfriend now, whom she said she will love to marry. But I and the boyfriend share something in common, his girlfriend’s Virginia. Chioma is still in the MFM church but she has left the prayer section and entered the choir section. She has a good voice, and I believe she will make a good Choir mistress!




Chapter 11
“She don get belle oo” Said Chibuzor

“Who”? I asked

He came closer and whispered into my ear. Just then,

“Hahahahahahahahahaha” I gave out a huge laughter

“Wonders has ended” I shouted

To be continued… angry
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