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HealthRe: Reasons To Be A Vegetarian by generalbush(m): 10:51pm On Aug 31, 2016
opeaceo:
In your earlier post, you typed "stop animal killing", I just wanted to let you know that there's no way we can stop animal killing.

Pests would be killed everyday, the plants you all clamor for, animals die for them to survive, if an animal attacks a sane person today, the sensible thing is to kill the animal.

Trust me, I'm not against your choice(s)
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 10:50pm On Aug 31, 2016
luxanne:
Questions aren't deep personal questions, just the basics she wants you to know, and then Nairaland and current affairs really.
You can click on the links for previous editions on the first page to be kept abreast.
Well, if she supports, am good to go...
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 10:10pm On Aug 31, 2016
luxanne:
Generalbush and Honeygirl17 wink

Can I add you both up on my list?

@Honeygirl, pardon him please smiley
we have been mentioned before...

But I don't really know her, so I don't really know if we stand a chance...
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 9:52pm On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
Yeah, I'm still angry tho
Sorry you hear??
Oya take hug...
*hugs her*
With small peck..
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 9:40pm On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
I'm cool now.
I am cool now too...
So can we play along?
Friends?
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 9:33pm On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
your signature and the bush in this moniker.
Lol...@maintain your lane...

Nice tho...
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 9:26pm On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
Sorry about that. My day was good too.
How did you know I am the one behind this moniker??
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 9:25pm On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
Sorry about that. My day was good too.
How did you guess I was behind this moniker??
HealthRe: Reasons To Be A Vegetarian by generalbush(m): 9:23pm On Aug 31, 2016
opeaceo:
but in the end, an animal is being killed.
I never said don't kill Animals...
You can kill to defend yourself. But
Why eat them??
HealthRe: Reasons To Be A Vegetarian by generalbush(m): 9:18pm On Aug 31, 2016
opeaceo:
So, having a conscience equals you not killing an animal?? If a snake attacks you today, won't you kill it?
There is a difference killing an animal as defence and killing an Animal for food..

People who eat Animal meat can also eat human meat..
HealthRe: Reasons To Be A Vegetarian by generalbush(m): 9:11pm On Aug 31, 2016
opeaceo:
hmmmhuh and what would that achieve?
How do you feel seeing an Animal shout while dying, and you still have the urge to eat the meat...

It is painful seeing people cutting the neck of fowls, Goats, Cows and the worst being Dogs..

Don't you people have conscience??
EducationRe: IMT Masscom Student And Exam Malpractice Skills (pictured) by generalbush(m): 9:07pm On Aug 31, 2016
Nice one...
Book hard joor... Expo take over...
hahahahaha
HealthRe: Reasons To Be A Vegetarian by generalbush(m): 9:05pm On Aug 31, 2016
Thank God I am a vegetarian...
Stop Animal killing...
RomanceRe: Ladies Whats With These Attitudes You Give Guys? by generalbush(m): 9:00pm On Aug 31, 2016
Attitude Is normal in girls.. it depends on if you can deal with it..
For me, it Is a NO NO!!
Because I am also filled with attitude giving..
If you can cope with it, chase her like she is owing you your monthly salary .
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 8:37pm On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
Heard yours is 3 days. How was your day?
Noo... Almost 3 weeks.

My day was good...

The ban just affected my story in the literature section...

How was your own day?
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 7:12pm On Aug 31, 2016
honeygirl17:
Hey!
I see your siggy, I remember you. lol
Thanks for the ban tho...
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by generalbush(m): 4:04pm On Aug 31, 2016
Chapter 10

Second term is here, and it was time to get serious. I have been warned by the school authority about the implications of failing 2nd term. I picked up, even though I kept my comfort with me in case I ever felt the urge to do what I need to do. She was such a supporting girlfriend and most times, we Bleep after school. While Kenneth will handle Fumi, I was always in charge of Comfort. I told them, that in order to pass and remain in school, we had to improve.

Permit me to say this, my thinking capability and intelligence was far better than everybody in that class; but it didn’t always show because I was always found wanting in all aspect. This term, I was a little bit focused. I was less frequent to the student guard room, I became 17th most called noise maker, I was sent out of the class less times.

This 2nd term was one of the most boring term ever because I became a good boy overnight. But if I was a good boy in school, I wasn’t a good boy outside school.
We normally take public transport back home, and my Break money was always not enough for me. I thought of the fastest way of having enough money for the next day, before an idea came.

“How many of you want to save transport money” I asked my fellow classmates who went my direction
Practically everyone raised his hands.

“Now see what happens, we would enter a bus and we would stop at a common junction that is close to everyone else’s junction. When we drop, someone will start of an argument with the conductor on the issue of how much he told us. When the argument starts, we will all sneak out of his sight one by one. You are on your own in case you get caught” I said with stern warning.

Luckily for us, we saw an empty bus without conductor. We filled the bus and I volunteered to become the conductor of the bus.

“Help me collect money seat by seat” The old driver said to me

“No problem Oga”. I said to him

I collected money from others that were not part of our plan and when they got to their Bus-stops, they came down including those in my plan.

“You collect money from those people” The old driver asked

“Yes sir” I replied with confidence

All this happened, till we reached our common Bus-stop and the remaining of us came down, took the man’s money and vanished into thin air.

“He will understand” I said to boy that was afraid of curse.

The scenario continued, and we became the most wanted school children along that route.

“Look well before you enter a bus oo…” I kept shouting to them everyday

Second term exam was around the corner. We arranged ourselves and luckily, I, Comfort, Kenneth and Fumi was on the same side.
I did the writing and they copied the once they didn’t know from me. It was a marvelous exam and I don’t need to remind you, we passed in style.
I came out 3rd overall in Maths, 2nd in English and as always, I failed geography. The teacher was happy I failed her subject, I was happy I failed too. As part of our celebrations, Comfort gave me a passing Bleep!

I had already established my crew in my neighborhood. Non-violent but we all had our little styles. Anybody among our peers who needed a girl had to lodge a formal request before he go ahead to woo any girl. We commanded respect and prestige, and failure not to abide by the rules will render you a complete virgin till you leave the area.
I bleeped at will; I had sex anytime I wanted it. You will ask why it happened that way right?

*** The answer is money*****

I had huge savings, and when I see any guy who begs me for money, I give him without blinking an eye. Those local girls love money, and the rich ones love gifts so I always buy them things according to their levels. From minerals to small gifts; so it goes a long way to get me what I want.
On the other hand, Chika helps me organize any new girl that comes into the street. If you don’t fall willingly, someone will make you fall. I was living in my own paradise, a mansion I suffered to build. I commanded the respect I wanted and the ladies gave me what I wanted. What else should I ask for.

Third term was around the corner, and it was even a more a serious term than the 2nd term that passed. I knew this was my real hurdle if I wanted to graduate in that school. I became so serious and went to church more often. I attended all classes and made peace with all the teachers in my class. Whenever I was asked a question, I always attached something spiritual to it, just to prove to them teacher that I am now changed.

But the soldiers never loved me. Once they call out the list of noise makers and my name isn’t on the list, it is considered incomplete. I was receiving koboko stokes like on a daily basis and most times, the stain of blood will be on my back. I was thinking of reporting to my Dad but Kenneth opposed it.

“You want your Dad to fight Army man”? He said while laughing

“They will just tell him to do frog jump with you” Kenneth continued

“Jesus” I shouted

“What should I now do”? I asked Kenneth

“Try and be friends with them na” Kenneth replied

Nice idea!! Kenneth just gave me a nice Idea. I decided to work with the plan. During every break period, I had to go pay my dues to everyone of them. I bought meat-pie for some and mineral for some. It made me spend money from my savings, but it was worth it in the end.
I was the official assigned person to write names of noise makers and my list is the final one. To all those who hate cane, they had to give me something to avoid their names going into the book of hell, while I replaced it with those who won’t give.

“Officer, those names there are not noise makers, he didn’t write the real names” Our class captain said

“Who you be for this class”? The officer asked him

“I am the class captain” The boy replied

“Thunder go kill your papa” The Army man said angrily.

“So I give order, you come dey tell me wetin to do? Oya follow them go lie down outside. Idiot son of a bloody civilian” The army man said amidst laughter from the class.

“Get me more names of criminals” He said to me while leaving

“Yes Sir” I shouted while smiling with confidence.

I made a large sum of money that day; I took my share and saved the rest to pay my dues the next day
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“It is not me that did it Oga, it is him” The boy said with bitter tear
“Who… talk my friend before I finish you totally” The Army man shouted
“That Boy”…

To be continued…. cheesy
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LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by generalbush(m): 4:01pm On Aug 31, 2016
Results of the exam came out; and guess what, I failed woefully. I was only reminded of the rule and was told that I needed to pass my second term so that I can have a chance in the third term. Daddy was not around during this period, so I didn’t panic when I got home. I only took the result and hid it where even a spirit couldn’t see it.

Dad and Mum travelled, so we decided to spend the holiday in our own ways with their permission. I was bent on travelling to Benin City where an uncle lives because I had an unfinished business to complete over there.

I reached Benin at night because I left late. After many greetings, I was ushered to my room. They have a wonderful setup of an all-boys family living with neighbors in a compound estate. The next morning, I came out and greeted my long lost friends. They were happy to see me, likewise I also. We talked about lots of things and played well.

Few days, I asked them about my business I left here the other time. They understood immediately, so we laughed about it. We decided to make plans on how to achieve.
The next few days, we decided to go fetch water in an abnormal place, which was quite very far from our house. On getting to the destination, we arranged our trucks and wheelbarrows while filling them up with water. While fetching, she came out immediately, smiled at us and ran back into the compound. She knew I was eyeing her, but there was a major problem, she was a Deaf and Dumb! embarassed

Onome was a fair beautiful and tall girl, sweet body curve and cute eyes. She was always sitting outside whenever we pass the route to go play football. I saw her one day and decided to go ask her what her name is. Without knowing she couldn’t talk nor hear, I kept asking, while she kept staring at me. It was a bad experience before a friend told me she was deaf and dumb. I felt for her, and was looking for a way to become friends with her.

“Her papa na herbalist ooo” Emma shouted when I told him of my plans shocked

“What type of herbalist” I asked quite confused

“The man dey do juju like say tomorrow no dey” He replied while laughing

“E be like say na why the girl no sabi talk” Israel chipped in.

“Forget that thing, no matter what, juju no go dey her nyash” Mark the eldest of us said with a loud voice.

“Shhhh” I shouted

‘She might be hearing us ooo…” I said

“Noo… true true, she no dey hear. Na Odi she be” Philip said with confidence

“If you wan nyash am, tell me make I help you arrange the girl” Mark said.

That was the last we discussed about, before I left the town some months back. Here am I once again, staring of the girl of my fantasy.

I knew I had to take my chances, because time was running out.

“Mark, shea you said you can help me” I asked him

“The girl don tear ooo…” Mark replied laughing

“To nyash the girl now go hard you oo” He concluded.

“You leave girl wey no sabi talk find other girls for estate na” Israel said while laughing.

The truth is, I only wanted to satisfy my curiosity that was why I was eager to know what it feels like sleeping with a deaf and dumb person.
Questions popped my mind

How do they shout?

How do they react?

What do they say?

How do they tell you to stop?

How do they tell you to continue?

These entire questions kept on recycling round my head, and I decided to find an answer, which I will share soon.

I started going to fetch water there without the help of friends, and while going, I made it a point of duty to write my greetings and some other things I wanted to say in a small piece of paper and supported it with some little gifts like Bons and coke while going to her location. Since she was always the one in charge of collecting the money for water, I always left the change with her and go back home to receive some beatings or shouting. I did it continuously for two days, even though the first day I had a little difficulty convincing her to take the gifts.

After the third time I did it, she became more receptive, and we played with her sign language even though I knew nothing she was saying. I laughed when she smiled, I nod when she nods and frown when she frowns while doing the sign language. I learnt few signs from her, even though that wasn’t my aim of laughing. I wanted to know how it feels!
The fourth day I came around, without coming to fetch water, she gave me her own letter, and believe you me, she now loves me so much. She said she would love to know my house and see how beautiful it is. She promised to be a good girlfriend if only I would love her very well. Yes I would, I said with my version of the sign language.
I rushed home like I won a lottery and dashed straight to Mark’s house and luckily, he was around but with a girl. I waited for him to conclude before spilling the good news.

“The girl accepted” I said with my heads high up

“To do wetin” Mark asked

“To come to my house” I said

“Baddoo! Na your u uncle house you wan carry am go? Make him no catch you and Odi ontop him bed ooo, pastor go just cut your prick
commot” Mark said while laughing

“That’s why I want you to help me with your house” I said in a begging tone.

“Which day she wan come Bleep us”? Mark asked while scratching his balls

“She is coming to see me, not us” I reminded Mark

“Then you never ready na” He said while about moving out

“How? But you just finished sleeping with a girl, did I disturb you? Not fair oo” I said

“I must collect my share” He restated

“How”? I asked with curiosity

“Either you give me part of the sacrifice, or you pay your tithe” He said smiling

“What is Sacrifice, What is Tithe”? I asked

“Sacrifice is the girl, tithe is 10 percent of the girl” Mark said while still laughing.

“So how will you collect the 10 percent, are you are a pastor”? I asked him very angry

“Olodo… if una dey Bleep, you go leave the window open. Then me go dey outside, dey see wetin una dey do. So that even if I no Bleep, I go still enjoy small” He said with all seriousness.I had to agree to the deal because half bread is better than none.

On the appointed day, I spent more time cleaning and clearing Mark’s house from plenty dirt. Anybody who saw me would think I just packed into the house newly. After much cleaning, I went straight to her area to pick her up. I had already used some of my money to buy two drinks in the fridge and some biscuits.
When we reached home, she sat down and was a little bit shy, so I had to keep smiling to make her feel calm. I offered her biscuit and some little a bottle of coke, she drank while I was sitting close to her. I opened the window a little bit to allow fresh air, making Mark see me keep to my own side of the agreement.
When she was done, I brought out two booklets and two pens. I gave her one and used one, to enable us communicate through writings. I asked her if she ever had sex before, she said yes.

How many times, she said two… “Wow, good for a start” I said to myself

I asked her if she can have sex with me, she said she is shy that I might not love her again.

I took my time to explain how much I love her and even more than everybody in my house. I even told her that I will still be in Benin because I am here to complete my education. Before I knew what was happening, we were on the bed, all naked.
I saw Mark peeping, and I decided to surprise him. I quickly bolted the door firmly, while I headed straight for the window. I closed it immediately, and he started knocking on the window.

“At least, she can’t hear the sound” I said to myself.

I started out with romance like Bro iyke told me, and headed straight to kissing every part of her body. The body was so smooth, that I almost eat her up. I was expecting to hear some little noise, but realized that the noise wasn’t forth coming.
Then she dived towards my little prick, brought it out and started licking it like a sweet. After that,I wasted no time in entering between her legs, and started doing what I know best. Then I realized that instead of shouting, she was waving her hands very fast. And shaking her head a little bit, she started grabbing hold of my head and hugging me as if she was hired to suffocate me. It was fun because the reactions were funny. I was smiling as if I picked up money from the ground. And who hasn’t gone through this path should try harder to walk it. It is FUN!
We finished all our rough play; we kissed and played in our own special way, before she said she wanted to go. Mark was tired of knocking and had gone to watch film in someone’s house. I quickly escorted her to her house, before rushing down home to do some work.

I heard Benin girls’ love sex, and I decided to attend to a few more girls that needed my attention before moving back home. The other girls were staying around the estate, so it wasn’t difficult penetrating past their various legs. I succeeded in having sex with 3 within age range of 17 and 18. I was bigger than my age so they felt I was in their category.

The next few days, I told her I would be going the next day. She cried bitterly and asked my I did that to her, but I couldn’t stay in benin because it is not my house. She begged and begged, but I had to go. She wrote in a piece of paper “You are wicked and I hate you”; I replied her “You are sweet and I will aways be back for you”, before I ran away and rushed back home. I don’t know her whereabouts till today, but she is always a story to remember.
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CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Tweeted On Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Nigeria & Got This Reply by generalbush(m): 9:49am On Aug 31, 2016
floragregs:
u'll get a ban for this!
For which of the insults??
Meanwhile I follow you...
let's know who will get tired...
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Tweeted On Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Nigeria & Got This Reply by generalbush(m): 9:45am On Aug 31, 2016
rokiatu:
How did she know that? She must be jobless to be stalking Linda then.



Women and jealously, and absolutely unnecessary competition. SMFH!!!!
You see you life??

Linda is probably your God...

Nonsense!!
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Tweeted On Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Nigeria & Got This Reply by generalbush(m): 9:43am On Aug 31, 2016
floragregs:
Ladies will NEVER stop being jealous of fellow ladies!
Shut up...

Is she lying...

inferiority complex is bad for you...
Nairaland GeneralRe: See How A Fan Replied Linda Ikeji On Twitter About Mark Zuckerberg by generalbush(m): 9:40am On Aug 31, 2016
LordZero:
[color=#728C00] You are right. Inferiority complex is the root of those nonsense, they want to feel among..
The very rich are not noisy..


If you tackle a celeb or correct them, the next thing is for them go savage and start spewing thrash about how they can feed your whole town and their rętarded åss lîckers will say you are hating. .
I tire for our country ooo.. the ones that are supposed to be role models are důller than normal.
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That's some Nigerians for you...

Since its not a must that everybody will have sense, let them be... lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: See How A Fan Replied Linda Ikeji On Twitter About Mark Zuckerberg by generalbush(m): 9:27am On Aug 31, 2016
LordZero:
[color=#728C00] That's naija for you oo.. People brag about twitter followers mehn. [/color]
Very senseless and Immature.

If you wear a simple dress and tackle a mumubrity for acting weird, the next thing they tag you is a poor hater...

Hope they learn from Mark...

Dude is killing...
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by generalbush(m): 9:14am On Aug 31, 2016
Another avenue for....
When will they host farming competition sef...
Till then, Shalom...
RomanceRe: Would You Donate A Part Of Your Body To Your Dying Partner? by generalbush(m): 9:10am On Aug 31, 2016
Parts are different...
Which part exactly??
Nairaland GeneralRe: See How A Fan Replied Linda Ikeji On Twitter About Mark Zuckerberg by generalbush(m): 9:05am On Aug 31, 2016
Stupid Nigeria mumubrities...
If you tackle them, some assholes here will call you hater...
Then should take a clue from that young billionaire...
RomanceRe: [question Of The Day] What Can You Do About This Guys Only . by generalbush(m): 9:00am On Aug 31, 2016
Give me time, let me cum
RomanceRe: The Finer The Moniker The Uglier The Owner by generalbush(m): 11:54pm On Aug 30, 2016
halfricanadian is super cute ooo...
Babe is like an angel...
RomanceRe: See How This Dude Got A Gurl On Fb by generalbush(m): 8:47pm On Aug 30, 2016
wow...
Lemme go and try my luck
RomanceRe: See How This Dude Got A Gurl On Fb by generalbush(m): 8:45pm On Aug 30, 2016
wow...
Lemme go and try my luck

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