Write it yourself.

You want some son of man to write 5k words, and you'll pay only when it's approved. You try 🤣🤣

Deco7:
Send in your applications

Which applications again? The ones submitted, you've not gotten a writer? Abeg shift.

Deco7:
Keep the applications coming in !

I'm that writer you need. You can check my profile. I've got lots of samples to convince you.

080 6754 1098

I'm an experienced social media manager, copywriter, and content writer.

I have a passion for writing and I have delivered scores of articles, ebooks, and assignments.

With keen attention to detail, and the ability to work independently, I ensure high-quality work with on-time delivery.

My niche is writing on business, leadership, fictional stories, and the Bible.

I'm an experienced social media manager, copywriter, and content writer.

I have a passion for writing and I have delivered over scores of articles, ebooks, and assignments.

With keen attention to detail, and the ability to work independently, I ensure high-quality work with on-time delivery.

My niche is writing on business, leadership, fictional stories, and the Bible.

People help you, and you decide to cover their identity so that others won't go request help from them. I don't want to understand any explanation you give to this attitude, but it's a very wrong one.

First, do you want to tell me you knew this benefactor of yours from Adam?
Second, do you want to tell me someone else didn't introduce you to them?
Third, if others have shielded this benefactor the way you're shielding them and fleecing them alone, would they have helped you?

You need to stop this narcissistic attitude. No be only you need help. Let your benefactor decide if they will help others or not. Don't be the decider. They're not alive to help you alone. The sky is wide enough to accommodate all birds.

As a person, I'll never hide my benefactor. It is left to Him to give you listening ears or offer help. You can even go there to spoil me. It is left to Him to believe you or not. Water wey man go drink no go ever swim pass am.

My benefactor: God 😁

PS: This post is mere humor.

Contact me for your writing gigs. My contact is in the signature. You'll be glad you did.

PS: Article written on the 15th of May, 2020.

In February of 2016, Olajumoke Orisaguna, a bread seller photo bombed TY Bello, in a photo session of the British rapper, Tinie Tempah at Olonode street, Yaba, while hawking bread.

Bello noticed her when she was editing the pictures and decided to find her. She found her and photographed her. The story was reported in various media, including CNN and BBC Africa.

She appeared at the front cover of quite a number of magazines as she rose to prominence. She became a model with some endorsements. And life changed for her.

***

Oreoluwa, KeepTheChangeBae

Towards the end of March, 2017, one Olaoluwa Ayodeji (@pabloayodeji) took to the street of Twitter to sub a lady Oreoluwa Oyebola (@missmoshiku), calling her broke ass and hungry bitch because Oreoluwa turned down his advances for a relationship after having a movie date with him which cost him N3800.

On seeing the tweet, Oreoluwa listed everything Ayodeji spent at the date (movie) which was N3800 and sent him N5000, telling him to #KeepTheChangeBruh as the bank transfer narration. Screenshot the transfer receipt and replied his sub with that.

Boom! It was a huge trend.

First bank picked it first, giving Oreoluwa back her money. Many other brands used the occasion to advertised their business and Oreoluwa made huge gain from that trend.

The rest is history.

***

Success, the Warri girl

It was also in the days of March in 2019 that the story of Success Adegor who was sent home because she was yet to pay for the exam fee which was N900 went viral.

Success was going home angrily when a neighbor, Stephanie asked her what was wrong. She answered and was acting funny. Stephanie recorded the scene and sent it on WhatsApp.

Boom! Facebook and Twitter picked it up.

The video attracted the attention of the government to her school and other schools around which needed renovation.

Success got some scholarships. She also got some endorsement deals.

***

Dele, the ATM Girl

This time around, it was February's turn again this year, as little Dele's picture shot at FCMB's ATM gallery by Bada Maruf, doing her homework went viral on Twitter.

She got the spotlight. With a number of promises by some bodies and individuals. FCMB in particular awarded her scholarship to university level and gave her N1m.

***

It appears when Providence wants to bless a man, he wakes up without knowing what would be for the day and his story just turn around for good.

Let me write beautiful articles like this for you. Reach out to me for your writing needs.

I started scouting for writing gigs on Nairaland in 2020. It was a very tough time for me financially.

I submitted interest in working for a guy who said he needed articles every day for a blog. The articles were to be an average of 500 words each day. We agreed on ₦1/word (not agreed though, he said he would pay...lol). I accepted because it was something at the time. I wrote several samples to prove my craft. And at the end, he left me hanging.

Soon, I met another guy who needed a rewriter. I applied. He gave me samples to rewrite. He was content with one and not with the other. He didn't get in touch any longer.

I was getting fed up about this endless sample writing. I upped my game. I began tackling low payment on the platform. Some outsourcers told me that I'll never get gigs with my attitude. I told them I don't need gigs from slavers (clients who stress you) like them.

As Providence would have it, this lady reached out to me in February 2021. She needed my services for long term. She asked that we discuss price, and we agreed on ₦1.70 (a far better price than what outsourcers do pay at the time). We kick-started and boom. My first pay was a 10000 word e-book at ₦17300. The second was ₦34000. And that was how we rolled for 2021. God bless you, Lammy.

Funnily, I don't even know her here. I don't know her username. I don't know which of my write-ups she saw here that made her reach out. But it was without stress.

With time, I got several other clients here. I avoided the stressful ones. As we say in our local English parlance, "who go epp you no go stress you." Good clients won't stress you.

Check me out... I'm that writer you need. My contact is in my signature... I'll be expecting you.

Something happened last night and I've not stopped wondering how nature works.

I was going home, and I saw ₦2000 on the road in front of my house. In my character, I don't pick things I see anywhere. But I felt the owner must come around to look for it. And if I don't pick it, someone else might, and the owner won't get a chance to get their money back.

I picked it up and just waited in the compound to see anyone who would come look for it.

True to my prediction, someone passed and was looking so worried. I watched. She went to and fro, looking for what was lost. Then I called her and asked what the problem is. She told me she lost money. I asked for the amount and denominations. She said two ₦100. I told her I didn't see anything of such. She begged me if I can give her anything as she and her baby don't have anything to eat. Then I told her I found ₦2000 but that's not hers, maybe God wanted to give her more anyways. So I handed over the money to her so she could get more food for herself and the baby. She thanked me so much and left.

In less than a minute, someone else passed in the same fashion looking for what was lost. I asked him what happened after I noticed him pass to and fro. He told me he lost ₦2000. Me: 🤐🤐🤐. He said what makes him sadder is that he saw ₦200 on the ground and picked it up. Only for him to get home and found that his ₦2000 was lost.

Oluwapelumi Awotedu

PS: Let me write for you. E-books, articles, blog posts, etc. You'll be glad you employed my skills. My contact is in the signature. I'll be expecting your messages.

“Managers follow structures, leaders create them.”
John C. Maxwell

In 2008, Pep Guardiola accepted the job to replace Frank Rijkaard as coach of the Football Club Barcelona in Spain. The club had been without trophies for two seasons consecutively prior to the coming of Guardiola. He adopted the same style of play that was used while he was a player at the club – an attacking philosophy based on passing and it turned out to be greatly successful. In his first season, Pep Guardiola won the Copa Del Rey, Laliga and UEFA Champions League. He also went on to win the Spanish Super Cup, UEFA Super Cup and the Clubs World Cup. Making it six trophies won in 2009 under Guardiola, something that has no precedence in the history of European football. Pep went on to win fourteen titles out of a possible nineteen during the four seasons he spent as coach at Camp Nou.

Even after Pep left in 2012, Barcelona continued in their success under Tito Villanova, winning the Laliga league title; and Luis Enrique who won the Copa Del Rey, Laliga, and UEFA Champions League, a treble in 2015.

Pep already laid the structure. For the first few years of his departure from Barcelona, even a nonentity could lead Barcelona to win titles. The structure was already on ground. Very little work would amount to success.

Excerpt from one of the e-books I ghostwrote on leadership.

Would you not love that I write for you? My contact is in the signature. Winks.

Olawrites:


Go sit down, you've been writing for that long and you can't pay. You guys don't appreciate creatives and yet you can't do it yourself.

Appreciate and encourage these young writers

I pay my writers at least #5 depending on the kind of copy

God bless you.

The last client who hired my service paid ₦10/word. That was the first time any Nairaland outsourcer would pay so high. We don't normally come to term due to their poor pay.