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BusinessRe: I Need Copper Scrap by generalpelu(op): 11:26pm On Oct 07, 2025
ugma:
hi, tried reaching you . lets communicate.
i got business for you. drop your contact
08067541098. That's my contact. You can reach me on WhatsApp as well.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Writers And Bloggers Needed For Website Content by generalpelu(m): 2:50am On Jul 24, 2025
ismalmuhd:
We are looking for writers and bloggers who can contribute contents to a finance, tech and geopolitics e-magazine. We publish daily contents for African audience home and overseas.

Contributors will be expected to contribute daily between 2 to 8 news articles in finance, tech or geopolitics from across Africa.

Pay will be performance based. We'll pay 1 naira per page view in perpetuity. We accept social media traffic, so earning potential is unlimited.

Our ideal candidate is social media savvy, ready to draft instant content as soon as a news event breaks.

Interested candidates should send email to ismailmuhd007@gmail.com cc admin@streetsofkante.com
You won't get in Jesus name 😁😁😁 Which kind of slavery is that?
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Literature/Writing AdsRe: Remote Content Writer Needed For Immediate Employment by generalpelu(m): 2:47am On Jul 24, 2025
j0rdannkyle:
Lol. You want to pay a "talented content writer" with "strong writing and editing skills" and bonus points for SEO familiarity....all of this for ₦60,000 monthly. Joke!

At that price all you'd get is a desperate amateur who has cobbled together a bunch of Ai generated text. If you want talent, pay for talent—triple you budget.
You dey mind dem? You want quality job at 2k per day. I laugh in talented writer's mind 😁😁😁
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LiteratureBoost Your Content With Professional Writing Services by generalpelu(op): 12:01pm On Jul 07, 2025
Are you in need of high-quality, engaging content for your website, blog, or social media? Do you want your ideas transformed into captivating words that grab attention and drive results? Look no further!

I offer professional writing services to meet all your content needs. Whether you need:

SEO Articles & Blog Posts 📝

Product Descriptions

Copywriting for Ads/Promotions

Website Content

Academic Writing/Research Papers

Creative Writing (Stories, Scripts, etc.)

And much more!

I offer 100% original content.

I work efficiently to meet deadlines without compromising quality.

All you have to do is send me your project details. Get your piece polished and delivered on time.

Let’s discuss based on your specific needs! But bear in mind, the benchmark for any kind of gig is ₦5/ word.

You can also reach me directly for more information. My contact is in the signature.

Let’s create something amazing together!
BusinessI Need Copper Scrap by generalpelu(op): 1:50am On Jul 07, 2025
If you possess or know of anyone who have scrap copper for sale, pls hit me up. My contact is in my signature.

Price per kg is 10500 naira presently at the time of this post.

I buy from 10kg and above.

No matter your location, we can hook up.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Looking To Hire 20 - 30 Writers For Ongoing Work (earn Up To 100k Or More) by generalpelu(m): 12:16am On Apr 09, 2025
If you're still in need of writers, message me on 08067541098.

Thanks.

I'm sorry I don't have the luxury of sending a mail.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: I Lost A Job Because I Failed To Read Instructions by generalpelu(op): 6:09pm On Jan 07, 2025
EbinPawaGovt:
That's more like something that could happen to you considering that you're a tribalist on this forum. Worse, you do it while job hunting on same forum. undecided
Very funny. People like you always think you're better than others. So, because I'm job hunting, I can't have an opinion. Olori gbeske.
LiteratureRe: Scriptwriter Needed by generalpelu(m): 12:02am On Dec 04, 2024
SocialJustice:
Poor pay
Very very poor.
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CrimeRe: Is Kanozon A Scam? Who Else Has An Experience With Them? by generalpelu(m): 2:48am On Nov 10, 2024
mmadu4:
stupid scam only a novice and a fool will fall for .. they will use the peanuts they send you to draw you in hoping that you will believe them and then start milking you ..

one of my neighbors fell for it. i told him that it was a scam he didnt believe me because he was paid for the first and second job he did . at the end of the day he bought a package 30k and another 50k ,,, na so the mumu man lose 80k to scammers before them ghost am. him eyes come clear.

sometimes you have to let people fall into a pit before they can look well.
Eeya. In my case, I collected 12k from the scammer o. I still invited my brother who collected his own 12k too before we ghosted them. Our bushmeat hunt the hunter.
BusinessYou Won't Bother About The National Grid Again, If... by generalpelu(op): 9:08pm On Nov 08, 2024
If national grid like, make e dey collapse every 5 market day, if you get this smol solar-inverter system, you won't bother about basic power supply.

With 600k, you can get...

1 1000 watt inverter
1 220ah battery
1 40amps controller
2 200 watts panels
Cable
Workmanship
Transportation

It can power your bulbs, fans, TV, decoder/dvd, laptop, chargers, and other small household appliances.

LiteratureRe: Youtube Scriptwriters Needed by generalpelu(m): 9:43pm On Nov 01, 2024
Hi.

Do you still need this?
LiteratureRe: Experienced Finance Writer Needed by generalpelu(m): 9:38pm On Nov 01, 2024
Hi, I'm Oluwapelumi. I'm an experienced writer in the business niche.

I'll be glad to take the job.

My benchmark rate is ₦5/word.

You can reply my comment or reach me on 08067541098.

Thanks.
BusinessLearn Excel One On One by generalpelu(op): 9:18am On Oct 27, 2024
Excel is a Microsoft's spreadsheet program for business applications. It enables users format, organize and calculate data in a spreadsheet.

By organizing data using Excel, data analysts and other users can make information easier to view as data is added or changed. Excel contains a large number of boxes called cells that are ordered in rows and columns. Data is placed in these cells.

I can teach you how to use Microsoft Excel one on one.

Just reach out to me. My contact is in the signature.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ghost Writers Needed by generalpelu(m): 9:05am On Oct 27, 2024
Hi.

Do you still need writers?
LiteratureRe: Fiction Writers For Werewolf/lycan Romance Novels Needed: by generalpelu(m): 8:56am On Oct 27, 2024
Hi.

Pls you didn't put a currency in the rate.

Don't tell you it's ₦1.20k.

In 2024? Haba na.

Why not just ask people to write for you free?
Literature/Writing AdsI Lost A Job Because I Failed To Read Instructions by generalpelu(op): 8:09pm On Oct 23, 2024
I went for a job interview on Wednesday. And I failed. 32 of us, out of 34 failed at the screening.

I arrived at the venue at 7:37 AM. That's some minutes before 8 AM that we were told to arrive. I felt they might consider punctuality among the qualities to be used.

At 9 AM, we were address by the director. And he told us they would be employing anyone who scored a 100% at the short test we were to take. Anything less than 100, you're disqualified.

Before we were served the question papers, we were told we have only 1 minute. The questions were a bit cheap. 10 questions in all. So at the start time, we all began rushing to beat time. Some of us finished the 10 questions, others couldn't.

When the HR manager collected our scripts, he went through all in a jiffy. And he separated only 2 scripts out as he went through them. Only those 2 had passed.

At first, we were stunned at how he went through 34 scripts in less than 2 minutes and graded us all. Then he told us, there was an instruction at the top of the question, "Answer only number 8."

The director came out and congratulated the 2 people who had cared to read instruction even with limited time given. That was how the both of them were employed.

I learnt a valuable lesson though: always read instruction.

There will be other job openings.

Do you love beautiful writeups like this? I deliver simple, excellent articles. With strict adherence to instructions.

Hit me up on WhatsApp. Let's take the writing burden off you.
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Literature/Writing AdsRe: I Need A Well Creative Story Writer by generalpelu(m): 7:58pm On Oct 23, 2024
Hi.

Do you still need this?
Literature/Writing AdsRe: A Writer Needed 1k Words Per Week by generalpelu(m): 7:53pm On Oct 23, 2024
Do you still need one?

LiteratureMy Wife Told Me To Stay Here by generalpelu(op): 8:00am On Oct 23, 2024
Let me just drop this humorous story so you can get a tip of the ice cream you'll be enjoying if I write for you.

There was a time God called all the men and women He created to heaven for a meeting. He saw how men were not in charge of their homes but following the dictates of their wives, so He was displeased.

When they got to heaven, God told men who were controlled by their wives to stay at His left and the men who controlled their wives to His right. All men went to His left except one.

God was very angry and scolded all the men at His left for not representing Him well in their families. He then asked the only man who stood at His right how he managed to control his wife.

The man answered, "my wife told me to stay here."

Do you need someone to write your blog posts, articles, ebooks, or assignments?
You can contact me on WhatsApp (My contact is in the signature). Or just leave a response here.
You'll be glad you did.

LiteratureNeed A Professional Writer??? by generalpelu(op): 10:42pm On Oct 22, 2024
Let me just drop this humorous story so you can get a better idea of what you will be enjoying when I write for you...

I met and assisted a woman with one of her bags this morning while using the Ojodu Berger pedestrian bridge.

I saw her gasping while taking every single step up the stairs and asked if I could assist, of which she obliged.

Moving through the stairs up, I looked around and didn't find this woman again. At first, I was confused. I thought she was still behind but looked for her and didn't find her. And I was with her bag. I became really worried.

Then, something spoke to me, the woman must have been an angel. I've never experienced this in my entire life. I became anxious. I kept wondering what was in the bag. I couldn't open it at Berger. I had to get home to see what surprise fate had brought my way.

I got home not quite long, I opened the bag and guess what was in it...It was refuse! ���

May that woman suffer for 600 years for this.

#fiction

08067541098.
That's the line to get me on, both calls and WhatsApp.

Let's discuss rate and start...

Nairaland GeneralPls I Need Help On How To Buy Ad Credit by generalpelu(op): 11:02pm On Sep 29, 2024
I've read the article on how to purchase it. But the instruction says you should message or call a particular number after payment. I've called and messaged this number, no response.

Pls who has done it before, I need info on it.

Thanks.
LiteratureRe: Need A Professional Writer??? by generalpelu(op): 11:12pm On Sep 01, 2024
Quickening:
Hello, please can I connect with you on Telegram? We need a professional writer to take on a couple of writing projects. Thank you
Yes, you can connect me on Telegram or WhatsApp.

08067541098 is my contact.
LiteratureRe: Paying A Writer Less Than ₦5/word Is Ridiculous by generalpelu(op): 4:11pm On Jul 23, 2024
Maxcollins042:
₦5 per word is even poor. Minimum should be ₦15 per word. That's if the writer crafts top-notch contents.
It's poor. But which Nigerian wants to even pay you that? Someone still offered ₦1 for a novel ghostwriting.
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LiteratureRe: Paying A Writer Less Than ₦5/word Is Ridiculous by generalpelu(op): 7:46am On Jul 23, 2024
You can message me on 08067541098. We discuss the gig.
LiteratureRe: Paying A Writer Less Than ₦5/word Is Ridiculous by generalpelu(op): 7:36am On Jul 23, 2024
yeyebrity:
How much do you charge?
I charge base on the gig. For blog posts, baseline is ₦5/word.
LiteraturePaying A Writer Less Than ₦5/word Is Ridiculous by generalpelu(op): 11:23pm On Jul 22, 2024
A writer reached out to me yesterday. He wanted me to join him on a project (novel).
We've not really gone long into the discussion when he popped that he will pay ₦1/word. I couldn't but react with a laughing emoji. He asked what was funny. I didn't even mince words. I gave it to him as I felt. It's ridiculous to pay anyone such amount even for easy article writing, not to talk of a novel.

Pls, if you can't pay well, write yourself. Fine, it's hard getting jobs from freelancing sites, but that doesn't warrant looking for slaves the outsource gigs to.

2024, and you want to pay ₦1/word.

Pls, before you think you can't hire someone with my attitude, go through my profile. I'm not a hungry guy looking for crumbs. I'm a business man who writes as a side business.

Writers are not beggars.
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BusinessYou Wanna Repair These? by generalpelu(op): 3:22am On Jul 17, 2024
They're the best in speaker repairs and services.

Have you got any home or outdoor speakers that need repair? Then contact Safi Speakers.

Office locations: Akute, Ogun State. And Abeokuta, Ogun State.

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Business To BusinessYou Wanna Repair These? by generalpelu(op): 2:56am On Jul 17, 2024
They're the best in speaker repairs and services.

Have you got any home or outdoor speakers that need repair? Then contact Safi Speakers.

Office locations: Akute, Ogun State. And Abeokuta, Ogun State.

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BusinessCopper Scrap Needed Urgently by generalpelu(op): 12:38am On Jun 27, 2024
If you possess or know of anyone who have scrap copper for sale, pls hit me up. My contact is in my signature.

Price per kg is 10500 naira.

If you're in Lagos, you just be willing to bring it down to Oshodi.

If I'm picking up, you must have at least 30kg.

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