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Literature/Writing AdsRe: We Are Hiring!!! by generalpelu(m): 11:36pm On Mar 13, 2021
pjmoa:
who brought this fool here?
It takes one to know one.
Literature/Writing AdsI'm The Writer You Need For That Job by generalpelu(op): 2:17pm On Mar 11, 2021
Four days ago, my wife decided to make a small cake for us just for the day. She went to market when we were coming back from church to get the ingredients. She got all but decided to get eggs from a close shop because of its fragility.

When she began mixing, she cracked the first egg and discovered it was boiled and not raw. It must have been a mistake, we thought. She cracked three more and they were all boiled.

Stressed, she took the remaining two to complain to the seller. The seller objected she sold raw not boiled eggs. She cracked one from her crate and found it was boiled, very funny. She cracked another. Maybe someone was playing mischief with her.

We told her to go to the poultry she gets eggs from and complain to the manager. She went. When she came back, she told us the manager said he was aware of it and it's not his fault...that the heat these days has been so much that his birds started laying BOILED EGGS.

Manage this small story as sample of what you'll be enjoying when I write for you.

My rate is cheap: ₦2.5 only.

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Literature/Writing AdsRe: We Are Hiring!!! by generalpelu(m): 2:12pm On Mar 11, 2021
On top your one one naira. Abeg write yourself.
InvestmentRe: They Laughed When I Said I'd Be The One To Elevate My Family From Poverty....but by generalpelu(m): 2:06am On Mar 09, 2021
Legacy7:
I have $$25 in free bonuses reserved for you.

To discover how easy it is to get all of them for free, read the rest of this post.

Please do it now because this is a limited time offer, so you must act quickly to take advantage of this rare value and opportunity.

This post is deliberately long, so that only serious people will read to the end.

So grab yourself a glass of wine and gear up for massive value

You see, if you are broke, IT IS YOUR FAULT. Not the fault of your parents, uncles, Nigeria or friends. Not even the fault of God. It is totally your fault.

I remember when I used to be broke often, I was always angry at everything and everyone. I don't know the relationship between being broke and anger but am sure there is one.

Maybe it was because I was broke that I was angry or it was because I was angry that I was broke. Lol. Which ever way, I hated both of them.

But... It all changed when I took responsibility for my life..

If someone like me with an average intelligence can make over N400,000 in two weeks writing copies for foreign clients, from the comfort of my room and in my boxers shorts, then anyone can.

You see, I didn't make an A1 in Englsih language in my WAEC, boy, I had a C5 but in my over 3 years on fiverr, I have been able to gather more than one hundred 5-star reviews from clients telling me how good my writing was. The funny part is, I use a killer strategy only few of my students know.

The Bachelor of copywriting course is the most corrosive yet most affordable copywriting course in the history of the world.

This idea actually came after I realised the wonders copywriting has done in my life..

I studied microbiology for 4 years in the University of Uyo..

Graduated with a 2'1

Spent over a million naira in the course of my Four years in school fees, feeding, accommodation, materials, transport..

After that, nothing to show for it.

The only money I've made from Microbiology is the one ITF paid me for doing industrial training

Even that one was just N15,000
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2016 I discovered copywriting and put my head into it..

From September 2019, I don't think I've done below a million monthly.
All thanks to copywriting.

The number 1 skill that has created more “online millionaires” than any other is copywriting.

Most people are PASSIVE copywriters

They write ads, write sales letters, write product descriptions, send emails, sell to their friends..

They do this UNCONSCIOUSLY

You can play monkey post and be better than Messi but you will NEVER win the world best there.

Same way, until you CONSCIOUSLY and ACTIVELY learn copywriting, you will be selling like an amateur

There are systems..

There are formulas..

Just this past weekend, I did close another N250k in sales from a class.

I used a working System.

So in the Bachelor of copywriting course, you will learn the exact system I use in making millions online monthly.

• You will get materials worth N370,000.

• The top 10 students will gain automatic employment to work with me.

• You will get a certificate at the end of the course.

• Access to my library worth N800k+

• Access to all my e-books.
My e-books.

1. Copywriting 101

2. Why You Are Broke

3. Whatsapp Income Mastery

4. E-book Creation Mastery

5. Premium Articles of 2019

6. Organic Traffic Generation

Everything for you!!!!

There will four faculties.

*Faculty of Offer*
*Faculty of Writing*
*Faculty of Ads*
*Faculty of Applied Copywriting*

It will be so corrosive you will call your VC and ask for your money back for the time you spent in the University �

This course as you know is pegged at N20,000

If I charge N50,000 it will still be a steal for you.

Will you exchange N50,000 for millions monthly??.. Who wouldn't??

Because I already made a promise that if I get 100 interested persons I will crash the fee, I have further crashed the fee is just N5,000.

Is there a guarantee?

I’ve been doing this 4 years now. I’ve coached over 10,000 people in over 6 countries. I don’t tell you this to brag. I say this because, frankly, my reputation is on the line.

If I don't deliver the results I promised, my reputation would go down the trash..

I want to be known and respected as the Prince of Copywriting.

So, if you follow the instructions and principles I teach and you don't make 10X your money back, meet me for a refund after the class.

I will give you back all your money and add a written apology. I will so drop the name Prince of Copywriting

I will go back and get a job in a lab and be probably known as the Prince of Microbes AKA Corona Master ���

*Please note: Only those who make payment today will get access to my free library worth N800k+*

Only fast action takers will collect my library.

I don't want people who will be thinking if I should pay or not. �

You are either IN or OUT.

It's either HELL YES  or HELL NO

If you are in the middle, you are in HELL ��
If you read this post to this point, you're a superstar...

And guess what?

I am paying 20% (N1,000) for people who will be interested in taking the Bachelor of copywriting course with Prof. Emmanuel Akpe.

BOC is a life changing course that has seen more than 3,000 certified graduates. If you don't make 10x your money back, Prof will give you your money back.

Send me a Whatsapp message with this number NOW

Zero-nine-zero-three-eight-two-two-zero-eight-two-zero
Very funny. All these master classes yi sha ����
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Full Writer Need Urgently!!!!! by generalpelu(m): 2:00am On Mar 09, 2021
Foma2:
on point, laslas na #1.2. That rate is so annoying...
Mad people, they can't write...yet, they can't pay.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: News Article Writers Needed! Long Term Opportunity by generalpelu(m): 12:58am On Mar 05, 2021
restore8:
Kindly contact me if you have the experience, and also the required samples needed for this job.

Due to the urgency of this job, I won't be taking newbies and I will not be giving test trials this time. Please contact me if you're interested. The pay is #2 per word.


Kindly Whatsapp me on 09083467253. Thank you.
Is this still opened?

If yes, message me on 08067541098.
LiteratureRewriting At ₦1.5/word Is Better Than Writing At ₦2.5/word by generalpelu(op): 2:13pm On Mar 02, 2021
Writing an article or a book is not an easy task o. I'll better take a rewriting offer at ₦1.5/word than a writing offer at ₦2.5/word.

08067541098
Serious business pls.
LiteratureRe: Beware Of This Writing Fraudster by generalpelu(m): 9:23pm On Feb 25, 2021
Wierdceo:
Thats how one asked me to write a book of more than 20k words for him at 1.5 naira per word. I was writing each chapter and dropping for him for approval. He approved all chapters i dropped but when i concluded and dropped that entire book, he started coming up with stories saying the client did not accept the book. The book that was being submitted and he acceoted the whole time. Now am through he's no longer accepting. Dude what is my business with that? Pay me my money..... The E-diot send me 3k said he has paid me. Can you imagine this fhool.


Na so i just work for nothing o. Now i am just very weak. I can't even write passionately anymore because of that experience. Dude just killed my enthusiasm.

These are the details of the criminal

Moniker: Makemoneywithme
Email: Gojackchika@gmail.com
Phone number: 08062251431

Be wary of him.
Hummmmm
LiteratureIf You Want To Outsource Jobs, Then Don't Get The Job From NL by generalpelu(op): 12:12am On Feb 23, 2021
Many outsourcers are not wise in their dealings. You come to NL to get an outsourced gig and further outsource it... You're spreading yourself too thin and the pay gets ridiculous by the time it gets to the doer.

Pls get your jobs elsewhere, then you can outsource it on NL, it might still be fair.
LiteratureRe: Beware Of This Writing Fraudster by generalpelu(m): 12:03am On Feb 23, 2021
pjmoa:
guy..what's your problem...

you dont know how to talk properly with common sense,if you want job there are tons of freelancing platforms,you can apply for
Sorry o, wicked outsourcer who knows how to talk with uncommon sense.
LiteratureRe: Let Me Write For You @ 50kobo Per Word by generalpelu(op): 11:59pm On Feb 22, 2021
PartnerusIsBack:
Please are you on whatsapp?
08067541098
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Real Writing Employers Won't Stress Your Life by generalpelu(op): 4:10pm On Feb 22, 2021
GraphicsProf:
You indeed joke too much. I've been passing through your comments for days. You're one he'll of a happy fella anyways. Keep being cheerful but try to tone it down lower with projects. This doesn't discredit your concerns. My dear, if I post concerns I have with clients you will be shocked. It will almost seem like you're asked to present the death certificate of your great great great and even when you perform, nothing pleases them

Before I could get myself doing right, I developed filtering system, I reject clients like toast bread to their bewilderment same way I'm careful of who writes for me. Cause the toxicity in some writers is straight from the pit of hell


We must be fair with ourselves as human beings. We must treat ourselves with respect not subjecting writers to slavish conditions.. We must desist from being proudful and that writers with respect cause one who is down today may be the one up tomorrow. Hence, me must be wise in our dealings, fair and exhibit good morals
Thanks so much.

I'm a humorous person, anyway. If you see my Facebook timeline, it's the haha for me. That's not to say I'm not serious...if you are cho-san, nothing you can do jare.

Thanks once again.
Literature/Writing AdsReal Writing Employers Won't Stress Your Life by generalpelu(op): 2:25pm On Feb 22, 2021
When you get a real employer who will pay you well and you will be glad you write for them, they won't stress you. They won't ask you to start submitting CVs, they won't even ask you for unnecessary samples. They know at most, they can terminate their deal with you if you don't meet their standard at the first job.

Life is easy with them, so they won't make it uneasy for you. But when you meet all these ₦1 per word, monthly payout employers, they will even ask you for your birth certificate, lol. One said no one will employ me with the way I joke, I laugh. On top this ₦1/word, you still want to control people's life and destiny. Tueh.

Let me write for you, you'll be glad you did.

08067541098
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LiteratureRe: Beware Of This Writing Fraudster by generalpelu(m): 2:10pm On Feb 22, 2021
ScamHunter:
And you think any sensible fellow would hire an undisciplined joker like you. I's rather mark you as a potential fraudster.
Who cares about any stupid user like you?

You prefer to use people and when you get what you pay for, you start crying foul.

Mumu.
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PoliticsRe: Dayo Adeyeye: Tinubu Is The Best Successor For Buhari by generalpelu(m): 2:08pm On Feb 22, 2021
Coldie:
Only reason that makes me support Tinubu presidency is that, during the shasha crisis northerner's kepts saying there are lots of southerners in kano their biggest city.

That line sent a message to me that despite our divisions lagos remains e biggest city in the south.

Tinubu is so much of an excellent thinker that not only would he make the south and Nigerias biggest city a world class city I know low key his plans also involves ogun state.

Tinubu profile minus his political career. Has excellence written all over it.

I beleive he can perform the miracle that made lagos what it is on Nigeria
When will you people start to know Tinubu did so little in Lagos?

Fashola was the man who transformed Lagos.
EducationRe: Studying Or Learning Handiwork, Which Is Better. Pls Help A 20year Old. by generalpelu(m): 11:47am On Feb 22, 2021
roldet804:
Good morning Nlanders

I know it's a bit lengthy
But pls read carefully

I'm currently an SSCE holder
It's been four years since I graduated from
secondary school
I lost by mom when I was 9 and my dad joined when I was 16
Right now am 20years of age


To cut the story short
I got a job as a security recently, being paid 20k plus free feeding and accommodation

My boss is a very kind hearted person.
He one day called me and asked of my academic qualifications which I gave to him
He asked if I'd love to further my education and I said yes.
He then asked me to go and do some research on how I'll start studying electrical engineering(note I made the choice of the course) at a polythecnic and then give him feedback.

According to him I'll leave for school in the morning then come back by evening and continue with my duties. And at the end of the month I'll still be paid my salary.
And he'll sponsor me through school.
Although my waec result wasn't so good so I'm thinking of writing GCE.

But you see, with the way things are going on in the country, I was planning to go and learn a handiwork first preferably mechanic before furthering my education.
Now someone showed up,
1 he has the money
2 he has connections like crazy
3 and he's willing to put me through school
4 there are stories of him training and giving people jobs at offshore etc.

I would have loved to get the money for school and start business o, but, since it's a helping hand offered for free I just decided to keep mute.
I have atwo siblings looking up to me although one is working and the other Is in SS1

Opportunity they say knocks but once
But at this point I'm confused on what to do
It's ok to criticize, insult or advice, they're all welcome
I need your take on this
Thanks for your contribution
I probably came late. But go to school first. Even if it's OND, you'll be above the general level. And you'll be exposed to the advanced level environment which can be a big difference any day anytime.
LiteratureRe: Beware Of This Writing Fraudster by generalpelu(m): 11:42am On Feb 22, 2021
ScamHunter:
If you hire people here for your projects, you should beware of one chap who is perpetually involved in writing scams. He claims to be a writer but he's more into scam than writing. He asked to be hired for our project. I did hire him but he was sending plagiarized content. I saw the first set of articles looking good and paid him not realizing that he was copying other sites (instead of rewriting). I think my mistake was paying him without checking the articles.

When I wanted to use the said articles, they failed routine scrutiny, so I had to rewrite myself. When he sent in the second, that was when I realized that he intentionally copies published content and sells to those that employ him. I had forgotten about him but he showed up again as we are hiring this week with his usual tricks and I checked our records and found he is the same chap.

Seriously, if you do not check the jobs they give you, people like this would ruin years of work for you. The community should be wary of this man and many others like him.


Fraudster WhatsApp details 07034707017
Maybe you sef, you pay 70kobo per word. And you want 100% plagiarism free, grammarly checked, proofread articles...lol

If you pay over ₦2, contact me on 08067541098.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Might Be President In 2023 by generalpelu(op): 11:30am On Feb 22, 2021
adebayon427:
Are you God?
I'm a son of God.
LiteratureRe: Let Me Write For You @ 50kobo Per Word by generalpelu(op): 11:28am On Feb 22, 2021
pjmoa:
Sure i can bro...i can perfectly write,
even in niches like tech and lifestyle at the rate of 2.5naira per word.
I'm having issues with my mail currently sir,you can drop your whatsapp number so i can contact you and we discuss further and better
You can perfectly write? Or you plan to outsource for ₦1/word?

I went through your profile just now and see that's what you do.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Professional Crypo Writers Needed For Long Tern Work!!! by generalpelu(m): 11:24am On Feb 22, 2021
AududuNine11:
#1 per word? For technical writers? As in, EXPERIENCED Crypto writer?

I doubt you know what you're looking for.

This is not a job. This is demeaning. In fact, an insult actually.
Are you minding the mofo?

He/she jumped on my post to answer a question a commenter directed at me. Stating he/she can do it for ₦2.5, and here he's offering ₦1 to other writers. Wicked fellow.
LiteratureRe: Let Me Write For You @ 50kobo Per Word by generalpelu(op): 11:21am On Feb 22, 2021
PartnerusIsBack:
Can you write topics on finance and personal development?
Yes.

You can reach me on 08067541098 or regencyconsult28@gmail.com.

Warm regards.
PoliticsBola Tinubu Might Be President In 2023 by generalpelu(op): 11:17am On Feb 22, 2021
All I know is Bola Ahmed Tinubu will never be president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. He's not destined to.

He might be president of Alphabeta, TVC, Oriental Hotel, LCC, but not Nigeria.

Save my post.
PoliticsRe: Dayo Adeyeye: Tinubu Is The Best Successor For Buhari by generalpelu(m): 11:00am On Feb 22, 2021
Jerryherd:
cool



Who else is better than him

Give me just one single Politician in the South that can match his Resume and CV in Private Career (PricewaterhouseCoopers, ExxonMobil, Delliote Anderson Auditing)

His Career in Business (INTELS, Alphabeta, TVC, Compass finance Chicago LLC, TheNation Newspaper)

His Career in Politics (Senator, Two terms Governor of the most prosperous State in Nigeria)

His infrastructure and policies which are the model blueprint of new lagos

How many state has Bus Rapid Transit System which Tinubu single handedly established

How many Politicians built a State owned Power Plant

How many Politicians have a project like Lekki Housing scheme or PPP project like Lagos Atlantic an Artificial manmade Island




.
This thinking is so poor.

Fashola was a better governor, when he was still a man though. Not the vegetable he has become like Osinbajo.
Music/RadioRe: Full List Of Winners At The 14th Headies Awards by generalpelu(m): 10:57am On Feb 22, 2021
Glad Sunny Ade and Ebenezer Obey were recognized.

K1 should be recognized too. And other indigenous singers in our local parlance.
LiteratureLet Me Write For You @ 50kobo Per Word by generalpelu(op): 10:52pm On Feb 20, 2021
Hehehe, see employers rushing to read this post. They want to employ a 50kobo writer and expect a ₦5 job. Kolewerk na.

I'll research, write a plagiarism free article/book, edit and proofread.

My rate is ₦2.5 per word.

If you're game, 08067541098 (WhatsApp)
LiteratureRe: Paying ₦1/word Is Wickedness by generalpelu(op): 9:58pm On Feb 20, 2021
Annwrites:
While you write, try to make efforts to get better-paying clients.

I learned too late that you can't make enough more taking more writing jobs. You make your money instead from more pay and less work.
Ciao.
Yes, thanks.

I know this.

I'm maintaining my deal with my present employer. But anyone I get that can't pay at least ₦2/word, I don't accept.
LiteratureLet Me Write For You, You Will Laugh And Forget Your Name by generalpelu(op): 2:38pm On Feb 20, 2021
My name is Dupe Atoloye. I write. Let me just drop this short piece for you to enjoy your Saturday.

There was this Saturday evening, I was arrested by KAI officers at Oshodi because I didn't use the pedestrian bridge. I knew I was in trouble.

Being a sharp babe, I quickly thought of what to do. As I was being taken to their black Maria, I started acting dumb, be-be, be-be-be, be-be-be, be-be.

People around started laughing. They tried all they could to tell me I committed an offence, but the more they tried, the more I created the scene. They got fed up and left me.

I moved away gallantly, stopped a bike, climb on it and shouted on the top of my voice, "alaye KAI," they all looked in my direction and I waved them goodbye laughing wickedly. Everyone around burst into laughter. The KAI guys looked so foolish like kids who just wet their bodies.

Get me on 08028155261 (WhatsApp).
I can write on a wide range of topics.
Kizzes.
LiteratureRe: Paying ₦1/word Is Wickedness by generalpelu(op): 2:17pm On Feb 20, 2021
Annwrites:
At present time, I don't expect any writer to take less than 3 Naira per word. And that should be the basic rate.
We hope o. I'm presently working at less than ₦2, still fair though compared to ridiculous ₦1.
LiteratureRe: Paying ₦1/word Is Wickedness by generalpelu(op): 2:31pm On Feb 18, 2021
Fab21:
I swear bro! we don suffer. A guy even said he would pay me #960 for 1000 words. it's crazy. intellectual fraudsters out there.
I wanted to haha this comment
LiteraturePaying ₦1/word Is Wickedness by generalpelu(op): 12:00pm On Feb 18, 2021
You get a job in Fiverr, Upwork and the rest. To write a 10,000 word book.

100% plagiarism free.

You get the job at ₦10/word.

Then you sublet the job on Nairaland at ₦1/word.

You are nothing but wicked.

I know it's not easy to get jobs from freelance platforms, but paying ridiculously is wickedness.
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LiteratureEnjoy Fun Giving Writings, Let Me Write For You... by generalpelu(op): 5:21pm On Feb 08, 2021
Let me just drop this humorous story so you can get a better idea of what you will be enjoying when I write for you...

I met and assisted a woman with one of her bags this morning while using the Ojodu Berger pedestrian bridge.

I saw her gasping while taking every single step up the stairs and asked if I could assist, of which she obliged.

Moving through the stairs up, I looked around and didn't find this woman again. At first, I was confused. I thought she was still behind but looked for her and didn't find her. And I was with her bag. I became really worried.

Then, something spoke to me, the woman must have been an angel. I've never experienced this in my entire life. I became anxious. I kept wondering what was in the bag. I couldn't open it at Berger. I had to get home to see what surprise fate had brought my way.

I got home not quite long, I opened the bag and guess what was in it...It was refuse! ���

May that woman suffer for 600 years for this.

#fiction

08067541098.
That's the line to get me on, both calls and WhatsApp.

Let's discuss rate and start...
Literature/Writing AdsYou Will Enjoy It When I Write For You... by generalpelu(op): 5:14pm On Feb 08, 2021
Let me just drop this humorous story so you can get a better idea of what you will be enjoying when I write for you...

I met and assisted a woman with one of her bags this morning while using the Ojodu Berger pedestrian bridge.

I saw her gasping while taking every single step up the stairs and asked if I could assist, of which she obliged.

Moving through the stairs up, I looked around and didn't find this woman again. At first, I was confused. I thought she was still behind but looked for her and didn't find her. And I was with her bag. I became really worried.

Then, something spoke to me, the woman must have been an angel. I've never experienced this in my entire life. I became anxious. I kept wondering what was in the bag. I couldn't open it at Berger. I had to get home to see what surprise fate had brought my way.

I got home not quite long, I opened the bag and guess what was in it...It was refuse! ���

May that woman suffer for 600 years for this.

#fiction

08067541098.
That's the line to get me on, both calls and WhatsApp.

Let's discuss rate and start...

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