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generalpelu:
It's like you don't know the meaning of edit. Once you edit a job, you've rewritten it. That's a standard job. And mind you, you can't post 20 posts in a day except it's Twitter snapshot posts.

And there's nothing part time about that job. 9 AM to 1 PM is half a day. ₦25,000 might be fair for that kind of job.

mike272:
You don't even understand the nature of this work yet you are quick to criticise.
No original work is needed here. Its copy, paste, edit and repost... Its a part time job too.

It's like you don't know the meaning of edit. Once you edit a job, you've rewritten it. That's a standard job. And mind you, you can't post 20 posts in a day except it's Twitter snapshot posts.

Ignyte:
E get who dey pay me 30k monthly for 5 posts daily. Even that one sef I dey slack.

Una no go kill person.

This wan sef too much. But because it's consistent, you still dey maintain am. 20 posts? When you're not CR7, German machine.

Let me give this a try.

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It seems Nairaland outsourcers are pegged between ₦1.5 - ₦2.

They already concluded that writers here are not worth than that.

They come and talk about crappy services they've hired here.

Yet, the ones I've worked for don't even proofread before forwarding to clients. And they don't come back with complains 90% of the times. The few times they do, I review the job.

So, I can conclude a writer here is worthy of better pay than the ₦2 of a thing.

I hope an employer can surprise me with ₦5 per word for a start. One of you guys should prove me right.

Are you having issues with your maths or stat assignment?

Or you need someone to explain in details what you've been taught and you don't understand?

Then reach out... Help has come.

My tuition rate is fair and affordable.

WhatsApp: 08067541098

I've not written in that genre before.

But if you have other needs at some other times, you can reach me on 08067541098

Ahumanbeing:
LMAO (too? Meaning you've been wretched for a long time – I can't relate!)
I can pay you off so you don't have to write these half-witted posts anymore

Pls ignore him, he's rich as claimed. Make I send aza? Abi just gimme contact to dm you

https:///GbNlusoVNXI9g2AJofJy2X



This is the WhatsApp group link...

Okay guys, I'll create a WhatsApp group and add everyone.

Thanks

If I succeeded in getting your attention, then I'm glad.

I'm thinking we should form a community of writers beyond Nairaland. A place where we can connect and help ourselves beyond the outsourced jobs we hunt here. We can help ourselves paddle even the Upworks and Fiverrs of a freelancer. We can help groom ourselves to be better.

If you think in line with this, kindly drop your contact. If it means we create a WhatsApp group to interact.

Thanks

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08067541098

I'll forward that.

And you can reach me on 08067541098

Expresswriter:
When they've indirectly told you they won't pay you.

Who decides whether or not your work is good?

Is it not them?

Be there.

I only wanted to hear how much he or she pays

Hi prospective client.

I'm Oluwapelumi. I'm a good writer. Let me handle that writing job for you. As you can see, my rate is so low. 50kobo. 50kobo per character. And if it's per word you want it, ₦3 per word.

Looking forward to hear from you.

generalpelu4u@gmail.com
0806-754-1098

Thanks.

This is another.

I know I have ulcer since 18 years ago. And I've always used magnesium warefa to manage it. But I've been having these abdominal pains for weeks. And I decided to go to the hospital to get a proper diagnosis.

I went to a hospital close to my house. They did all their paparazzi of card, and I was ushered into the doctor's office. The doctor said I had to do an abdominal scan to be sure of the cause of the pains. ₦8000. I paid, and I was directed to their laboratory.

The scan was done, and it revealed I had gastritis. I ran to Google to find more info. Gastric mucosa, a kind of ulcer. I knew it was an ulcer, but I didn't know the specific one.

I went back to show the doctor the scan report. He wrote some drugs, ₦10,000. I went to their pharmacy to buy them.

I left the hospital and branched a friend's pharmacy close by and ask for the price of the drugs, and I was told everything I was given cost ₦1,780. Wow! Na their way. If I kúkú knew what I was supposed to use, I no go go spend money there.

Fast forward to yesterday. I saw the doctor in my workshop. He brought his home theater speakers and said they stopped working. I told him it would cost ₦7,000 to them. He asked he pay ₦5,000, which I agreed to. He counted ₦5,000 and gave it to me. He asked when he should come for his speakers. I told him to sit; I'll get it done in few minutes. In 15 minutes, I was through. And he opened his mouth wide, asking me if it's for this 15 minutes I collected ₦5,000 for...

Then I reminded him that the drugs he sold at his hospital for me at ₦10,000 could be gotten less than ₦2,000. Then he said, if I knew about the medication myself, I wouldn't have consulted his hospital, so I paid for what I didn't know.

Then I told him, if you could hold a soldering iron and solder two wires together, you would have been ₦5,000 richer. You paid for what you don't know, bruh. What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

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OMONGBALI:
DM if you can write Erotica.

I write fictional stories mainly. This is one of my stories.

The first time I had sex... It was with Hannah. 2016 - 01 - 01; 01:57AM.

Hannah is a married woman. She's got a lovely husband who takes care of her so well. Many young girls even pray to have a man like her husband. Hannah lacks nothing...

We were neighbors. That was the first house I lived in when I got to Abeokuta. Hannah's husband is a very respectful man. Despite the fact he's older than many of us, he never disdained us. And we were not just neighbors, like co-tenant, he was my landlord.

About 5 months of my living with them, Hannah started...I noticed she was unduly kind to me. She would come around and play with me anytime her husband was away. Gradually, she began sneaking some food to my place everyday. I got suspicious she was up to something but she told me she had nothing in mind. Gullible me!

Her undue closeness went on for weeks. In all these, her husband suspected nothing. Then I started avoiding her. She did as if she wasn't bothered about it.

In late December, her husband had to travel for weeks, it took him into the new year. On new year eve, I went to church to cross over into the new year. When I got home pass 1AM, she welcomed me with a big hug. Not like the first time she'll be hugging me though. Then she told me she's got a new year surprise for me. I followed her in. She told me to sit while she unbox the gift. Instead, she reached for the DVD remote and changed the disc.

The appearance on the screen was f*cking...I mean F*CKING! As I gaze back to look at Hannah, it was bra and pant left. I was speechless, stammered a few nonsense as she got close to me on the couch. Wrapped me up with her boobs poking my face. I didn't know when I un-bra-ed her. And began sucking. I wasn't experienced, before I knew it, she unzipped my pants and did the do with me. It was quick, less than 3 minutes. I was tired all the same. And we just slept till the break of the day.

In two days time, we repeated it, and had several before the week ended.

Then Hannah changed. She stopped everything. Told me she didn't know what came over her. Blamed the devil, and yen yen yen. I overlooked it and moved on.

Months later, I noticed she was pregnant. Someone who had been trying for the past 8 years. Then I did my calculations. Crossed the tees and dotted the ayes. Hannah tí scam mí. O gbé mí ni Under 1.5. The jubilation was for her and family was out of this world. But I was the only one left out - me, the father, the real father of the foetus.

I didn't even do as if I knew anything. First, she disvirgined me against my will. Now, she's giving my produce to honor another man. Over my dead body. I thought of what to do: I went to the pharmacy to get a sachet of ***trogen. Then one day when she was eating, I went to her to ask for something. While she went inside to pick it, I had dropped two tablets in her water, shook it and sat back. She gave me what I needed and I was off.

About three hours later, everywhere was stew with blood. Fortunately, her husband was back from work by then. I saw him rush her out to the hospital. She lost the baby. It looked like a miscarriage and that was all. They didn't make noise about the whole thing at all.

A week later, she began her undue closeness again. Your fada...once beaten or bitten, twice shy. I put her off ní. Kò sí ayé. Someone cannot be playing badminton with my life.

A month later, the husband gave me notice to quit. He became so hostile to me till I left. What still baffles me is if she singly planned it or it was a joint ploy.

fiction

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aluyapreston:
You have to be a good content writer because the job won't be paid for unless approved by client

09046595319 Whatsapp

You can reach me on 08067541098. I do hope you pay accordingly.

Oremeyii:
Seems a little too good to be true, what's the name of the firm? there are so many unanswered questions here

They will still ask for money for the training.

I like this your scam.

Anyone who talks so much as this is just a scammer. Empty barrel.

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Samthorne:
Yes

I write well.

But all these Google docs, hyperlinks... I'm not conversant with them.

So, I muuuuuvvvvve ���

HeyCorleone:
Please go bro.

I’d shout it anywhere. N1/word is slavery and very irresponsible. I don’t want people who offer such jobs anywhere near me.

5 out of your 6 comments with this profile is defending people who pay N1/word and you want me to think you’re sane? Must be something in your water.

You and such people can both get lost. Easy.

Don't mind him, he once told me he created this account because of me. Typed this same gibberish he typed here...how no one would employ me to write.

I wonder why they can't just write it themselves.

SelfBomb:
Lmao, I created my NL account to respond to you.

Do you think anyone will see this and hire you? it will have been better if you just wrote your thoughts without inputting the advert.

Your writeup shows you are an immature person who if given a job will just go on strike because of pay.

Mr 5N per word please put the money in the clients account now, 3N as if money is easy to find. At the end of the day you'll open thread of how they refused to pay you.

This is remote work and no yes sir. If you want to become a millionaire with writing you're in the wrong line of work.

My people, life is a choice, you can reject work if you feel the pay is too small.
Its this 1.5/1N work that helped my life when I was broke And hopeless.


Now we thank God, I'm getting *3 not from writing though.

Most gigs here are for students, part time hustlers and other people who want to supplement their pay.

Thank you.

Werey, someone saw this and hired me. Pays me very well. You think everyone will be a wicked fellow like you, thinking you're doing people favor with your smelling ₦1. God pass una.

HeyCorleone:
Slave owners don’t call out fellow slave owners.

So I’m not surprised with this rubbish reply of yours.


You could have just ignored this, then, I wouldn’t know how small-minded you are.

Run along now. This thread is for sane folks alone.

Oshey. I gbádùn your gbas gbos.

We sef no want ₦1 job employers.

Aswear, the first person who gave me job from Nairaland is a lady. I still work with her. Babe started with ₦1.70. No sample. Gave me a 5k word ebook to write. I've written about 10 books for her since then. And she even increased pay without me asking her for an increase.

Not all these werey wey dey form.

SelfBomb:
HeyCorleone


I have said something similar before.
IT'S SIMPLE, you can get paid that much then why stress yourself over Nairaland Gigs? Get the job and more importantly, keep it.

Second, with these insults of yours. Do you think anyone will want to work with you? It's common sense!

What's your business if they earn that much?
It's like working in a company, you're the one who brings the client worth 100M but you're paid 1M only. Will you refuse to work?

You've done the right thing you see 1-2N gigs leave it alone. This rants you have unveiled above does not do any good for you, most especially the insults.

Paints you as a problematic person.
It's this simple, you're offering a service which you are being paid for, if it doesn't meet your pay scale don't do it.

You're not doing your employee a favour so the God Factor in most NL writers is despicable.

Forget! To hell with you one nairas

pjmoa:
Hello, I checked through your profile and I can see that you do academic writing

I have a gig for you if you're interested
Drop your WhatsApp details

This werey pays one naira o. I even have our chat screenshot. And you're here, forming I have gig for you. Nothing wey Desmond Elliot no go see for Ojuelegba o

FunnyDude:
You grab. Some are just here to earn a few cash and go low.

They aren't motivated to deliver quality job. This is why few people are on the writing value chain.

Those whites don't take low standard job. They will just rubbish one's account with bad reviews if they discover low quality. This I know.

What I wonder is why you go get jobs and not do it yourselves but outsource it and pay peanut, but you want a 5 star rating delivery. You're high on Buhari government.

The first time I had sex... It was with Hannah. 2016 - 01 - 01; 01:57AM.

Hannah is a married woman. She's got a lovely husband who takes care of her so well. Many young girls even pray to have a man like her husband. Hannah lacks nothing...

We were neighbors. That was the first house I lived in when I got to Abeokuta. Hannah's husband is a very respectful man. Despite the fact he's older than many of us, he never disdained us. And we were not just neighbors, like co-tenant, he was my landlord.

About 5 months of my living with them, Hannah started...I noticed she was unduly kind to me. She would come around and play with me anytime her husband was away. Gradually, she began sneaking some food to my place everyday. I got suspicious she was up to something but she told me she had nothing in mind. Gullible me!

Her undue closeness went on for weeks. In all these, her husband suspected nothing. Then I started avoiding her. She did as if she wasn't bothered about it.

In late December, her husband had to travel for weeks, it took him into the new year. On new year eve, I went to church to cross over into the new year. When I got home pass 1AM, she welcomed me with a big hug. Not like the first time she'll be hugging me though. Then she told me she's got a new year surprise for me. I followed her in. She told me to sit while she unbox the gift. Instead, she reached for the DVD remote and changed the disc.

The appearance on the screen was f*cking...I mean F*CKING! As I gaze back to look at Hannah, it was bra and pant left. I was speechless, stammered a few nonsense as she got close to me on the couch. Wrapped me up with her boobs poking my face. I didn't know when I un-bra-ed her. And began sucking. I wasn't experienced, before I knew it, she unzipped my pants and did the do with me. It was quick, less than 3 minutes. I was tired all the same. And we just slept till the break of the day.

In two days time, we repeated it, and had several before the week ended.

Then Hannah changed. She stopped everything. Told me she didn't know what came over her. Blamed the devil, and yen yen yen. I overlooked it and moved on.

Months later, I noticed she was pregnant. Someone who had been trying for the past 8 years. Then I did my calculations. Crossed the tees and dotted the ayes. Hannah tí scam mí. O gbé mí ni Under 1.5. The jubilation was for her and family was out of this world. But I was the only one left out - me, the father, the real father of the foetus.

I didn't even do as if I knew anything. First, she disvirgined me against my will. Now, she's giving my produce to honor another man. Over my dead body. I thought of what to do: I went to the pharmacy to get a sachet of ***trogen. Then one day when she was eating, I went to her to ask for something. While she went inside to pick it, I had dropped two tablets in her water, shook it and sat back. She gave me what I needed and I was off.

About three hours later, everywhere was stew with blood. Fortunately, her husband was back from work by then. I saw him rush her out to the hospital. She lost the baby. It looked like a miscarriage and that was all. They didn't make noise about the whole thing at all.

A week later, she began her undue closeness again. Your fada...once beaten or bitten, twice shy. I put her off ní. Kò sí ayé. Someone cannot be playing badminton with my life.

A month later, the husband gave me notice to quit. He became so hostile to me till I left. What still baffles me is if she singly planned it or it was a joint ploy.

fiction.

Lemme handle your writing jobs.

08067541098
WhatsApp.