Dapsey97:



Yeah.... One just quoted you. How do you do?

am fyn

PaulWillbliz:
yeah, You?

A stallite..

PaulWillbliz:
hey, wassup?

been offered admission yet?

Any geology aspirant??

A week max, if i like him. if nt, then stalemate.

slap her Op, a very hot slap..she will start salivating and ha mouth will immediately snap shut!!!

jaz:
But geni you sef reason am na. Fine babe con siddon on top guy lap. Wetin you make John Long do na. Abi make e dey follow you read for exam

hmm,,

wolfgangg:
Seriously Geni' thought we already talked about this!! No need to come expose me here na!!!

I had to...am sorry

nairamaverick:
All you guys saying it's normal have no self control. geni340, next time seat one the lap(s) not very close to the groin area. It could also be his phone in his pocket poking you.

thanks

Drefan:
It was a mistake, he didn't do it intentionally. That organ has a mind of its own.

So, that is a leverage to abuse guys...

What a bastard!

A bloody bastard.
You are a holier-than-thou fücking bloody bastard.

Fûcktard of the highest order.

do you need a rope sir

Cutehector:
of course it does.. cuz I want it to be like dat.

uve obviously misunderstood what i meant...

Cutehector:
Geni340 pls put urself in his shoes and shut the fvck up!

I like ur sigg sir,, it says it all...

cruzita:
John Thomas is not easy to control dear,next time sit on a girl's lap

ive learnt my lesson sis, its never gonna happen again...

Jameskyle:
Unless a man is impotent, it can't be controlled... . I even blame u OP..

seriously in other words, if ur lil sister playfully sits on ur legs, u will still say it cant b controlled?

What i experienced yesterday ws not only embarrasing but it shows how grubby a guy's mind can be. we were about writing our exams and naturally, we did some last-hour revision. I and a girlfriend were reading standing up, bt when i couldnt take it anylonger, i decided 2sit, bt the sits were all occupied and that ws when i did somfin i shuld hv refrained from doing- i sat on a guy's thighs, a good friend thou(since our fresh days) but barely 30secs after sitting, i felt somthing touching my ass, it came as a shock. Seriously, some few minutes 2d xams and d kinky guy i called a friend had only one thing in mind. I just stood up like nofin happened bt d guy must hv guessed d reason. Why are u people like this? This thing can b controlled...cant it

hmmm, "nothing" , thats me talking

After asking him out, what happens to me if/when he says NO i wuld find it real hard 2look myself in the mirror....

Disneylady:

Whatever!!! Are you d only guy in the world? Abegii, park for BRT lane joor, person dey crush for u u dey flex muscle ur type na sachet water, u plenty for Igboro

pls tell him sis...

Ifebazz:

What's the difference if I may ask?

somfin is called RANGE rover and the other LAND rover, and even at that, u still ask d difference

ShayGirl:
Grabbing what made ur tin stand upright might easily b d quickest way..... How?
Perhaps d hot reaction u receive from d person u grabbed will then send a msg of sense back to ur organ to go back to its former position without stress!!
Thank me later op!!

tell them sis,,

mrprezident007:
Thanks for your Candid comment.

anytime sirr

mrprezident007:
A friend wrote this, I have advised her but I need you guys input. The smart ones will know who the "friend " is at the end. Lol

I met this hot handsome man on Palmchat last two years, he introduced me to his friends as a "friend ". Although he knows that I I love him. What should I do? Should I ask him out? Or has he friend zoned me? Please help. Thanks

sure, the friendzoning charade is nt xclusive to ladies. there times when we ladies trip 4guys and as our tough luck goes, d guy in question may nt b into d weak kneed lady.yh, he may end up friendzoning her. just that its kinda rare..

3rdlegxxx:


And there i thought they were no kinky ladies on nairaland...

Hello geni340 how do u do?

I am badass 3rdleg......

am fyn

notttty:
you really have enough ...... was almost gonna say the front is padded till I saw the bra lines .... no offense I wear x-ray glasses ....

u mean u stared that much

hollyayo:

namedonfinish:
if I type watz on my mind, this op might never post a topic on nairaland again.... therefore, I will just pass....

pls type, so he will spare us his future posts..

KingCheezyPuff:
Geni pay him no mind.

lol, thanks sis

pbs4real:
change ur pix cos pple here doubt ur gender

done that aready

pbs4real:
so u use em as well?

not me, mother gave me more than enough....or even if u knw som1 who needs, i can donate seff..front or bk!

U guys are to blame...big ass, big bum, everyfin biggy